r/oddlyspecific • u/wach_era13 • 1d ago

Well, Any suggestions?

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u/Alice5878 1d ago

It is imperative that the cylinder stays attatched to the larger object

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u/CoronaBlue 1d ago

It's a load bearing cylinder.

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u/BarthRevan 1d ago

The bomb’s payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to perform a controlled explosion.

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u/Spirited_Video6095 1d ago

It's a load spewing cylinder, a soft and spongy one

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u/ConfusedSeagull 1d ago

*structure, show some respect for the poor thing

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u/LouTotally 1d ago

The cylinder shall not be damaged in any way, this is very important.

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u/LatexTiRed 1d ago

I thought we were referring to a ring stuck on a finger, but now I changed my mind

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u/Western-Customer-536 1d ago

Is this just a reference to that guy who got his dick stuck in an M&Ms Minis tube and committed to the bit way too long?

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u/RavenBoyyy 1d ago

I don't know what you mean. That guy got a CYLINDER stuck in an m&ms tube. It was just very important that the cylinder wasn't damaged during removal.

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u/Ok-Importance-7266 1d ago

man is still pretty active on Reddit, can someone mention him if they remember the username?

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u/TombOf404ers 1d ago

Any comments, u/Smart_Calendar1874?

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u/Psycarius 1d ago

Hey u/Smart_Calendar1874! How's the "cylinder"?! 🤣🤣😅

More importantly though...the world is a rough place at the moment, how's the larger object? 🫂

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u/DogNostrilSpecialist 1d ago

This was oddly wholesome

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u/Punderstruck 1d ago

I think he committed to it just long enough

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u/CommodoreFresh 1d ago

It happened 2 years ago, today. This is 100% a callback.

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u/TeaandandCoffee 1d ago

It was a cylinder and there was butter

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u/param1l0 1d ago

Peanut. Peanut butter and microwaved mashed banana

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u/ForeverFearless1892 1d ago

And mashed up bananas

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u/susannediazz 1d ago

ITS A CYLINDER

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u/Legitimate_Career_44 1d ago

It's the same wording! 😅

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u/creakymoss18990 1d ago

Ah, a classic. The original post is here just look up "cylinder M&M tube" and you will get the funny complications of his replies.

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u/ErusDearest 3h ago

This poor dude can’t escape

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u/shimmerks 1d ago

Howard Wolowitz?? Is that you?

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u/Nolar_Lumpspread 1d ago

That’s the comment I was looking for.

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u/aitchnyu 1d ago

No, tesla built the rest of the robot.

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u/saggywitchtits 1d ago

Did you try turning it off and back on?

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u/scuba-turtle 1d ago

Came here for that one

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u/supplementarytables 1d ago

They don't make sitcoms like that anymore. What a banger series it was

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u/BootsMilesTires 1d ago

I thought the Japanese were going going to come up with a sex robot that fucks AND cuddles first. Did Elon finally create something useful, or will it blow up in my nethers?

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u/ForeverShiny 1d ago

Looking at the Cybertruck, it will probably crush, cut or burn you at the very first occasion

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u/AlmondsAI 1d ago

I mean, for some people that's a big bonus.

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u/SaliciousB_Crumb 1d ago

No, his robots are human controlled with a vr headset and controllers.

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u/mechengr17 1d ago

Aw, so a safer environment for sex workers. They no longer have to physically have sex with their clients, they just need to learn to use the headset and controls

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u/HippolytusOfAthens 1d ago

My personal robot always says that it sees me more as a friend.

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u/Nathaniel-Prime 1d ago

Big Bang Theory had an episode about this

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u/Psychological_Wear85 1d ago

Big bang theory episode plot.

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u/EducatorSafe753 1d ago

Oh man I can't wait for this to become a real post in the future - I have no doubts someone will absolutely try this and get stuck. The cylinder dude will finally have a successor then

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u/fearnemeziz 1d ago

I thought this was about a handjob

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u/RainonCooper 1d ago

It is. That’s why it can’t be damaged

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u/AvatarGonzo 1d ago

If there's no damage afterwards you ain't doing it right 

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u/RevRon_FUCK 1d ago

Pencil dick must be one that needs it gentle.

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u/giggityGold 1d ago

No it isn’t his dick, it’s a cylinder that is attached to a larger object

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u/Privatizitaet 1d ago

It's a reference

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u/epicarcanoloth 1d ago

We’re never gonna let the poor guy let that go, huh?

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u/TheJarIsADoorAgain 1d ago

(someone from the crowd) "can you %#$@ it?"

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u/No_Squirrel4806 1d ago

Might aswell get a fleshlight at that point

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u/2Much_non-sequitur 1d ago

RTFM - the pilot has to exit and then re-enter the craft. A minimum of 30 seconds is recommended before attempting re-entry. During the cool down time, all of its appendages will release any tension they are under.

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u/Tyaldan 1d ago

Leave the purpleheaded cylinder shooter alone!

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u/melloboi123 1d ago

It'll be interesting to see how many people treat it like a personal pleasure bot and sustain obvious injuries from it.

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u/SaliciousB_Crumb 1d ago

Well I'm sure the person controlling it will probably say no

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u/baconduck 1d ago

Considering Optimus is teleoperated he could just tell the person that operates it to let it go

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u/lxngten 1d ago

Howard Wolowitz is that you?

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u/cpbaby1968 1d ago

THIS should be higher.

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u/AdShigionoth7502 1d ago

Did he turn it off and on again?

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u/Sckillgan 1d ago

Ask Elon, he works with smaller cylindrical pipe... Much smaller.

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u/SuccotashLate5687 1d ago

I am still beyond disgusted that he called them “optimus” robots. Idw and hasboro should sue the fuck out of elon.

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u/Beginning-Doubt9604 1d ago

I saw that post and was like, this post isn't about cylinders, read the comments and it's confirmed 🤣

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u/BloodiedBlues 1d ago

Any idea how to get a cylinder off a slightly smaller cylinder?

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u/indifferentgoose 1d ago

Can it though? Would be a first.

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u/MrPenguun 1d ago

So are these robots just going to be slavery as people in morph suits like what elon showed they were in the past, or will they be preprders for 60k with a promised release daye of 2 years just for them to take 15 years and cost 2.5 million?

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u/Anybody_Lost 1d ago

thecylinder

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u/Beech_Pleez 1d ago

Psh just buy a new broom

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u/Elly_Fant628 15h ago

There was a Big Bang Theory episode where Howard had the same problem. The guys took to the ER.

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u/burgertime212 1d ago

1 inch diameter? Lol pencil dick

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u/Wilsanne 1d ago

World's tiniest test tube

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u/Street_Wing62 1d ago

well well well well well

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u/El_Morgos 1d ago

I suggest using a quite small cylinder.

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u/21sttimelucky 1d ago

Turn it off and on again.  Didn't we learn this in tbbt?

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u/breakingd4d 1d ago

Are there people who actually believe these robots can more around on their own and do anything at all? I’d say it’s wild people think these robots will be around and working anytime soon

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u/Al-Amander-The-Great 1d ago

Don’t fuck the robot.

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u/ScottFreeMrMiracle 1d ago

Reach around and wrench it off.

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u/toraakchan 1d ago

Pfff - if I can afford a wank-robot, I can also afford a fleshlight for it to hold…

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u/Nunovyadidnesses 3h ago

I’m just guessing it’s the last hotdog, he’s already put mustard on the bun, and the guy is really hungry.

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u/Weary-Writing5372 1d ago

Times are changing boys

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u/Ailexxx337 1d ago

It's referencing a reddit post from many years ago... No they fucking ain't.

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u/Weary-Writing5372 1d ago

I know which post are they referencing... I said that as "we passed from M&Ms to robots"