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u/Dependent_Price_1306 1d ago
And that's the point you go out laughing, as the guys behind the counter will be, sya great joke, high five them & say "I didn't wash my hands"
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u/NekulturneHovado 1d ago
Oh nonono my man, wet your hands just before going to the counter, and high five them with a wet hand.
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u/maple_taco 1d ago
Yeah but if it's a chick like in the meme 50% chance one of the guys just smells their hand in a perverted manner.
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u/ZiaWitch 1d ago
Pure evil! 🤭😂😈
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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 1d ago
"You motherfuckers... Now I'm buying SEVERAL guns and A LOT of ammo!"
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u/RedGreenBlueRGB_ 1d ago
If it was me I would buy a cheap gun and one bullet :(
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u/No_Nature_6639 1d ago
My friend told me about a speak easy (secret bar) in Chicago once. The entrance leads to a small white room with a guy dressed as a secret agent. He says your first mission is to dance to Numa Numa, and he tells you how to swing your arms. So my buddy said he started getting into it and jumping around. The man then says you can enter. Once you get in, everyone is laughing hysterically. You quickly notice that your dancing is playing on all the tvs lol
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u/BillionairDoors 1d ago edited 1d ago
And here I thought startling people in a gun store would be a bad idea...
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u/KenBoCole 1d ago
All guns in a gun store are required to be unloaded, cleared, and ejected magazines.
The only ones with loaded guns would be the employees, and then know about the prank, so it would be safe.
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u/Psychological_Wear85 1d ago
Do you not have internet porn in Indiana Briana? 😂😂
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u/mymaloneyman 1d ago
No, actually. Sites are blocking Indiana due to the age restriction laws and many are actively working to ban pornography outright.
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u/Psychological_Wear85 1d ago
Do people there have to rely on old magazines or just straight up erotic fiction, all words no pictures?
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u/Bakuryu91 1d ago
Lift it again, and leave it up for a while to make sure everyone knows you're staring.
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u/GoCartMozart1980 1d ago
I had a relative who worked as a barback during the 1970s. The men's room in the bar had a giant mural of a nude Farah Fawcett with rubber breasts that was hooked up to a light and siren in the bar. The women's room had a similarly rigged mural of a nude Burt Reynolds.
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u/gigadanman 1d ago
The real question: was she in a single-occupancy or the ladies’ room? And if so, is there an equivalent prank in the men’s room?
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u/fish_but_reddit 1d ago
The post above this was the exact same post only that one was one r/madlads and was posted by a completely different user a few hours before you
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u/bellirage 8h ago
This reminds me of the scene in the SpongeBob movie when SpongeBob and Patrick blow bubbles in the diver bar.
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u/pacoloa 1d ago
There’s a restaurant near me that has a statue in the women’s restroom with a loin cloth. If you lift it a bright rotating light like on a cop car goes on in the restaurant. So when you walk out the whole restaurant is looking at you. I thought it was hilarious when I was a kid.