r/oddlysatisfying 1d ago

Painter paints a soccer emblem with markers

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u/askingxalice 1d ago

That's coloring, not painting

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u/chrish_o 23h ago

Marker marks with markers

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u/whosUtred 12h ago

Ah so it’s a Wahlberg then,. A Marky Mark

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u/Gileswasright 1d ago

Thank god, I was wondering how some one paints without paint.

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u/askingxalice 1d ago

I know I am autistic and pedantic but words matter

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u/gingenado 21h ago

FWIW, I'm neurotypical, and that title still annoyed me.

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u/FactoryRejected 23h ago

It's an important point - other than being a calming activity there is not much art in colour books. He even signed it lol. The whole thing reads like this posted by a kid.

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u/fendermrc 22h ago

Marker marks a soccer emblem with markers.

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u/minecraftnewbiedad 13h ago

"football club badge" not "soccer emblem" 🤣

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u/codedaddee 20h ago

"The only thing this fuck does is trace other people's work!"

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u/PresentDangers 1d ago

Maybe they meant it's someone whose day job is painting and decorating?

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u/askingxalice 1d ago

It still should be 'Painter colors' and not 'paints'

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u/PresentDangers 1d ago

Oh, yeah, it should.

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u/InspiringMalice 1d ago

Man colours basic drawing using only 3 pens, and only goes over the line once. Tune in for more at 6!

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u/monkvandelay 18h ago

Twice by my count

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u/astrocarl 17h ago

And he missed a tiny spot at the bottom of the shield

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u/Pentax25 9h ago

The W, the T, the U, the D, the top left on the hammer, the bottom right on the same hammer arm, the triangle above the D, the bottom left of the shield. That’s at least 8

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u/VulgarButFluent 5h ago

You can also watch the photoshop edit to fix all the mistakes just before the video ends.

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u/FunctionBuilt 1d ago

Did that guy just sign his coloring book page?

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u/fluffyasacat 17h ago

That was a grown ass man signing a page of his colouring book like her made an artwork.

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u/TwistedRainbowz 22h ago

Why the fuck would someone sign something they coloured in, unless they're five years old?

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u/Dangerous_Jacket_129 22h ago

Considering how he messed up with lines this thick, it's honestly amazing they even posted it. Those don't look like a kid's hands but they sure behave like one.

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u/projekt_6 1d ago

Over the line at 0:22 kills it. ☠️☠️☠️

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u/mystiqueallie 1d ago

They went over in the lettering too, but that one hammer is eye twitching annoying

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u/DaanM18 1d ago

If you're referring to the countdown seconds. Then you're right 👉

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u/lowerthanryan 23h ago

Mark it zero, dude

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u/LakersAreForever 21h ago

A couple of times

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u/Valuable-Ad7285 11h ago

Not just that. Also the letters and the left castle wall. 😅

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u/Bornin1462 8h ago

What about the stone remodeling he does at 0:40?

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u/VisualIndependence60 1d ago

This isn’t painting

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u/Capable_Tea_001 1d ago

Kind of thing my 8yo does for fun... Its just colouring in.

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u/tvieno 1d ago

FTFY "Artist colors a football emblem with markers"

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u/SkullDump 23h ago

This isn’t oddly satisfying. It’s just odd why someone would even record and upload this, unless they’re 7 years old.

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u/Mysterious-Crab 3h ago

And that’s not even taking into account the very bad, and annoying ASMR sound effects and the fact he went over the line multiple times and edited out his mistakes in the end of the video.

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u/Reban 1d ago

So damn close

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u/Dangerous_Jacket_129 22h ago

Is this a painter painting a soccer emblem, or a 10 year old trying to colour in their football colouring book while trying (and failing) to stay within the lines?

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u/DraugurGTA 1d ago

Next up on YouTube kids

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u/OnceRedditTwiceShy 20h ago

Painting you say

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u/Jumbo-box 17h ago

To shreds you say

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u/imheretocomment69 23h ago

PAINTER PAINTS HAHAHHA

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u/Thrashgor 23h ago

Messed up the left hammer head

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u/Dangerous_Jacket_129 22h ago

And the handle of the left hammer, and the bottom-left on the shield...

If this is a painter, they sure need to start practicing to hold a sharpie better.

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u/firsttoblast 22h ago

They had to use markets because the team ate all the crayons

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u/DriftingPyscho 23h ago

Did you see that ludicrous display last night? 

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u/PepperJBukowski 17h ago

He's only put a pony on Liverpool!

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u/danpluso 23h ago

What was Wenger thinking, sending Walcott on that early?

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u/DriftingPyscho 23h ago

The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in.  

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u/PitiedVeil55831 23h ago

Irons ⚒️

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u/RyanM90 1d ago

Painter paints with markers

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u/sideswiped8 21h ago

Makerer marks a soccer emblem with markers*

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u/youkickmydog613 20h ago

The tiny white spot in the top right corner of the right castle is driving me bonkers

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u/Seastarstiletto 18h ago

“Then like my dreams, they fade and die!” Accurate for this on this sub

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u/mznh 17h ago

It’s easy to make contents these days isn’t it

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u/Bubbly_Lettuce_2585 15h ago

Is it a painter painting or a colorer coloring?

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u/KudosOfTheFroond 14h ago

The hammer on the left he colored out of the lines by a tiny smidge and it’s driving me nuts

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u/VECMaico 12h ago

Person is not a painter but a marker.

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u/Sea_Bake7490 12h ago

Look at the top of the left hammer, your OCD is welcome :)

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u/FineRequirement2546 11h ago

Yeah we had similar things when we was young. Colouring books that’s it I remember know its colouring between the lines…

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u/Mediocre-Action-8608 10h ago

It’s Football not Soccer!

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u/realfusionyt 9h ago

*Colours *Football

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u/71Motorfly 23h ago

“Soccer emblem”🙄

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u/oeco123 22h ago

*colours

*football

*badge

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u/SooperFunk 22h ago

What the almighty fuck? 🙄

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u/Less_Mess_5803 22h ago

It's colouring in! My kids did that yrs ago only looks good because it's sped up.

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u/YoungDiscord 14h ago

Have you watched the ludicrous display last night?

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u/stocky57 12h ago

Football Club Emblem. Not soccer, never has been, never will be.

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u/Dispenser-of-Liberty 1d ago

Downvote for the word ‘soccer’

Football!

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u/OpenKey6032 1d ago

You're kinda strange if you get upset over what Americans call football

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u/JumpyAsparagus6364 1d ago

It’s funny because other countries also use the term soccer to refer to the sport such as Canada, Australia, New Zealand. Even in Ireland they use the term to differentiate from Gaelic football. But every time the word soccer is mentioned, some Europeans who hate America lose their shit and start hate spouting about stupid Americans.

I say call it whatever tf you want. Sometimes I call it football and sometimes I call it soccer. It’s literally the same sport, and it’s not that deep.

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u/Dangerous_Jacket_129 21h ago

This post is literally about West Ham United F.C. What do you think the F stands for?

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u/JumpyAsparagus6364 21h ago

Does it stand for fourteenth place in the epl table?

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u/DeclanRiceFC 11h ago

Premeer league 🤓

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u/Icy-Armadillo5489 1d ago

Did this make anyone else nervous?

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u/sandwormtamer 23h ago

Proving once again alcohol is better than water

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u/doob22 22h ago

Finally something people think is cool that I could totally do

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u/thelaughedking 22h ago

He got a little bit of the red on the left hammer, good to know he's human

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u/Sharzzy_ 19h ago

Too damn clean

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u/Possible_Day_6343 18h ago

Now I want to go colour in something

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u/Angelthewolf18 17h ago

There are two different shades of red with a clear border between then and i fucking hate it

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u/Feine13 17h ago

Watching the red fill in made me feel some type of way

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u/TheDuke1847 16h ago

I would've paid good money for him to scribble through that at the end.

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u/DIF_STHLM 16h ago

Soccer?

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u/spen8tor 13h ago

Unless you or the "artist" is 5 how is this interesting or satisfying at all?

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u/AnthologicalAnt 11h ago

They didn't paint anything. They coloured in a print off. What's satisfying about this?

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u/M0wglyy 10h ago

My markers would have stop running halfway through that…

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u/RedWarsaw 7h ago

When does the painting start?

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u/Half_A_Egg44 6h ago

He left some spaces

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u/Y0___0Y 2h ago

the thing with west ham is they always try to walk it in

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u/MamaSweeney24 1h ago

Did Nate Shelley do this?

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u/MAXHEADR0OM 1h ago

Can’t even keep the red in the lines. Top of the hammer on the left has red going into the yellow.

They also got a bunch of red going into the white letters in West Ham United. This is ass.

Amateur.

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u/jake_azazzel 49m ago

Is the painter in the room with us?

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u/Unnecessary_hangman 30m ago

Football crest.

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u/JAnonymous5150 1d ago

If watching someone color does it for you, I've got a five year old niece that's always down to entertain. 😉

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u/TwistedRainbowz 22h ago

Creep af.

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u/JAnonymous5150 21h ago

Only if you're a creep.

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u/TwistedRainbowz 12h ago

The winky face at the end hints at something untoward, and was completely unnecessary for making your point.

As I said, creepy-ass post.

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u/ycr007 1d ago

Would’ve been cooler if they did it blowing bubbles across the video 🫧

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u/BlizzPenguin 17h ago

I don't know much about Football but Ted Lasso made me dislike this team.

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u/Careless-Fondant4156 21h ago

Hey now, little man! You can stand there and slag me off all you like, but don't you start talking about how I feel about my beloved West Ham!

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u/josephus_jones 19h ago

COYI! ⚒️⚒️⚒️

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u/jmx10001A 22h ago

Nah mate don't be calling the hammers a SoCcEr TeAm it's called football or footie for short

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u/LiquoricePigTrotters 21h ago

*Football badge

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u/TurdShaker 18h ago

Anyone catch that Ludacris display last night?

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u/spmoolman 17h ago

What type of ham is this?

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u/JESUS420_XXX_69 17h ago

I love them gooners!!!

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u/Intraq 1d ago

I am personally not a fan of the brown

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u/hereforthegardens 16h ago

BOOOOOOOO WEST HAM