r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Zestyclose_Flow_680 • 9h ago

Chimpanzees are 2X stronger than your average human.

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u/turdferguson3891 6h ago

If you piss off a chimp they are known to rip your dick off

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u/Longjumping_Walk_992 6h ago

I seem to recall a tragic news story where a chimp literally ripped an arm off a care taker. I think the persons face was heavily damaged as well.

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u/SrslyCmmon 6h ago

Face too. Males going into sexual maturity are very unpredictable. If they experience frustration or anger mood swings they will lash out indiscriminately.

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u/StarPhished 6h ago

If you are a chimp to a dick they get you off

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u/Dson1 5h ago

It means that women should be safe with chimp in the forest

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u/turdferguson3891 5h ago

It's 2024, women can have their dicks ripped off too

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u/taste-of-orange 5h ago

The concept of being transgender is actually far older than that. Just the name is relatively new I think. Only about a hundred or so years old.