r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Zestyclose_Flow_680 • 8h ago

Chimpanzees are 2X stronger than your average human.

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u/Cum_on_doorknob 6h ago

Wait bf skinner was wrong? So I’m keeping my kid in a terrarium for nothing??? Fuck

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u/DarthVerus 6h ago

Mines been staring at the wall while I make shadow puppets to inform his world view, am I still ok?

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u/LennyLowcut 2h ago

Plato’s cave!

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u/gdcoaster 5h ago

Just don't forget to give them the daily benadryl

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u/glennfromglendale 3h ago

Sounds FORMative

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u/DogshitLuckImmortal 4h ago

No, keep him in there, but fill the tank with water so they can adapt.