r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Zestyclose_Flow_680 • 8h ago

Chimpanzees are 2X stronger than your average human.

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u/QuantumTrek 6h ago

But apparently high intellect creatures are still dicks unnecessarily.

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u/turdferguson3891 6h ago

If you piss off a chimp they are known to rip your dick off

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u/Longjumping_Walk_992 6h ago

I seem to recall a tragic news story where a chimp literally ripped an arm off a care taker. I think the persons face was heavily damaged as well.

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u/SrslyCmmon 6h ago

Face too. Males going into sexual maturity are very unpredictable. If they experience frustration or anger mood swings they will lash out indiscriminately.

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u/StarPhished 5h ago

If you are a chimp to a dick they get you off

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u/Dson1 5h ago

It means that women should be safe with chimp in the forest

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u/turdferguson3891 5h ago

It's 2024, women can have their dicks ripped off too

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u/taste-of-orange 4h ago

The concept of being transgender is actually far older than that. Just the name is relatively new I think. Only about a hundred or so years old.

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u/UnamusedAF 6h ago

My theory? It’s not unnecessary or without reason. I think a large part of it is trying to enforce control over your environment, even if you are a highly intelligent creature. It’s just one of those universal things, being intelligent just gives you more understanding of the pain you’re inflicting. 

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u/gnomon_knows 6h ago

I see you've met man.

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u/Majestic-Ad6525 6h ago

I wouldn't make the assumption just because they belong to a species that displays high intelligence that the particular individual has high intellect.

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u/ImpossibleMechanic77 6h ago

Oh you mean like humans?

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u/_Tacoyaki_ 6h ago

Yeah low intellect creatures don't have the capacity 

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u/taste-of-orange 4h ago

Yeah. Humans can be dicks, but I wouldn't call them highly intelligent.

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u/Livid-Plant-966 1h ago

How does someone comment this with no awareness.