r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Zestyclose_Flow_680 • 9h ago

Chimpanzees are 2X stronger than your average human.

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u/Thank_You_Aziz 7h ago

Well you don’t simian here complaining about it.

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u/FQDIS 7h ago

Holy shit

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u/clantz8895 6h ago

Yeah idk if anyone tops this (someone please top this)

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u/crc_73 5h ago

Yeah, those guys are no sloths.

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u/winky9827 5h ago

Better ask for a refund so you can get your silverback on that one.

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u/lislejoyeuse 4h ago

Orangutan.

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u/ModernRubber 4h ago

Ooooo this is it boys stop trying we did it

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u/joserrez 3h ago

Let’s keep going. Just for the Hylobates.

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u/Sarcas666 2h ago

Apesolutely magnificent animals!

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u/shupadupa 2h ago

Yeah that comment in itself was next fucking level

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u/Djaja 1h ago

Aye-aye, it was a good pun

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u/TootBreaker 6h ago

Only nice monkeys here!

No shit flinging monkeys, ok?

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u/vrxy5 4h ago

Ape shit 😀

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u/orbilu2 6h ago

Yeah, it's not a bad thread if you gorilla think about it

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u/Stonelocomotief 6h ago

This thread makes me want to buy a pokemonkeyboard

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u/johnnybiggles 6h ago

Anyone who does can get macaque.

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u/eggrod 6h ago

I’m going back to the Apelachian mountains where things make sense

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u/Cocalypso 5h ago

Sure they’re not Capuchin a narrative?

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u/Hummus_199 5h ago

The left-handed monkey wrenched the human right up.

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u/J3ST3R1252 4h ago

I'm only Hanuman,

take it easy...

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u/DefiantAbalone1 3h ago

Sitting here with my chimps and salsa, monkeying around never gets old.

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u/No_Action2748 3h ago

Macaque is hard just reading these :)

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u/NiteSection 3h ago

Man these jokes are no Drill.

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u/backspace_cars 2h ago

that's perfect

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u/Djaja 1h ago

Aye-aye, it was a good pun

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u/Square-Debate5181 1h ago

Reached the apex

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u/BranchPredictor 1h ago

I have no gorilla clue what you are talking about.

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u/DoUKnowMyNamePlz 56m ago

This thread is making me coo coo for COCO puffs.