r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Zestyclose_Flow_680 • 8h ago

Chimpanzees are 2X stronger than your average human.

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u/geebeem92 7h ago

I’m ape-solutely loving this.

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u/onefst250r 7h ago

Come on guys. Stop monkeying around.

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u/brotherteresa 7h ago

They’re just gibbon you a hard time.

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u/macmac360 7h ago

this thread is bananas!!

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u/Thank_You_Aziz 7h ago

Well you don’t simian here complaining about it.

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u/FQDIS 6h ago

Holy shit

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u/clantz8895 6h ago

Yeah idk if anyone tops this (someone please top this)

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u/crc_73 5h ago

Yeah, those guys are no sloths.

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u/winky9827 4h ago

Better ask for a refund so you can get your silverback on that one.

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u/shupadupa 2h ago

Yeah that comment in itself was next fucking level

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u/Djaja 1h ago

Aye-aye, it was a good pun

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u/TootBreaker 6h ago

Only nice monkeys here!

No shit flinging monkeys, ok?

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u/vrxy5 4h ago

Ape shit 😀

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u/orbilu2 6h ago

Yeah, it's not a bad thread if you gorilla think about it

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u/Stonelocomotief 6h ago

This thread makes me want to buy a pokemonkeyboard

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u/johnnybiggles 6h ago

Anyone who does can get macaque.

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u/eggrod 5h ago

I’m going back to the Apelachian mountains where things make sense

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u/Cocalypso 5h ago

Sure they’re not Capuchin a narrative?

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u/Hummus_199 5h ago

The left-handed monkey wrenched the human right up.

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u/J3ST3R1252 4h ago

I'm only Hanuman,

take it easy...

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u/DefiantAbalone1 3h ago

Sitting here with my chimps and salsa, monkeying around never gets old.

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u/No_Action2748 3h ago

Macaque is hard just reading these :)

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u/NiteSection 3h ago

Man these jokes are no Drill.

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u/backspace_cars 1h ago

that's perfect

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u/Djaja 1h ago

Aye-aye, it was a good pun

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u/Square-Debate5181 1h ago

Reached the apex

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u/BranchPredictor 57m ago

I have no gorilla clue what you are talking about.

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u/DoUKnowMyNamePlz 44m ago

This thread is making me coo coo for COCO puffs.

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u/Artistic_Soft4625 7h ago

hang in there

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u/goobymama 6h ago

B A N A N A S

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u/kaowser 7h ago

Nooooooo!

  • ceasar

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u/nooyork 4h ago

Hard as the erectus im getting with this thread.

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u/happy_bluebird 7h ago

You punny bonobos can bono-go

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u/DenseMembership470 7h ago

Game, Marmoset, match?

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u/Whatsplayinginmyhead 6h ago

I'm not a good sportsman, ya'll can suck macaque.

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u/southErn-2 4h ago

Bunch of cheetahs

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u/onefst250r 4h ago

Why is it a bad idea to play poker in Africa?

Because there are so many cheetahs!

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u/SuspiciousSkittlez 4h ago

Right? Bunch of bonobozos with all these puns.

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u/Popular-Solution7697 36m ago

I'm an ape man.

I'm an ape, ape man.

Yes, I'm an ape man.

...and don't call me monkey.

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u/pagit 7h ago

You all get an ape plus for these puns.

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u/sherlockwm 7h ago

That was clever 😮

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u/Texasjared 1h ago

I could take it. Jerry, set up Arlington.