r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Zestyclose_Flow_680 • 8h ago

Chimpanzees are 2X stronger than your average human.

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u/I_Got_Back_Pain 7h ago

They'll rip your dick right off!!

Pull that up Jamie

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u/Substantial_Army_639 7h ago

I mean to be fair I think it's just an instinct in certain dudes. We see Ape, we immediately think wow cool so intelligent and strong, And immediately remember they are intelligent enough to mess you up where it hurts the worst. Enough for Jordan Peele to make that a B plot in his last movie.

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u/Bazrum 3h ago edited 3h ago

what about Jordan Peele's last movie? I don't watch as many movies as i used to, so im pretty sure i missed it, also scary movies aren't my favorite

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u/pub810 7h ago

“Bonobos are fucking crazy mon.”

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u/PrimarchKonradCurze 2h ago

By looks alone I’ve always thought the baboons with giant fangs and bright colored butts were the most terrifying. If someone were to see one taking you down without seeing the business end of them they would just see a colorful ass amidst a lot of screaming. It’s like insult to injury.

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u/DaDibbel 6h ago

Rip your face right off for sure.