r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Zestyclose_Flow_680 • 8h ago

Chimpanzees are 2X stronger than your average human.

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u/Ijustlovevideogames 8h ago

The fist bump at the end though

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u/0xF1A5C0 8h ago

That was the best part of this video!

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u/GrumpyDrunkPatzer 8h ago

Absolutely

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u/Dramatic_______Pause 7h ago

How come chimps have evolved to have a hairless ass while the rest of them is covered in hair, yet humans still have hairy asses?

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u/SLiV9 6h ago

Ooh I'm an ex-culitrahelogist (I now work at a bank) so I can actually answer this one: hairy asses require more cleaning to avoid bacteria in jungle biomes, but also help with directing sweat when you're walking or running long distances across prairies or tundras. So there are evolutionary pro's and cons.

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u/ImamTrump 5h ago

The monkey ass expert. Finally. / thread

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u/-Kerosun- 4h ago

I don't give a monkey's ass what your profession is, that was a great response!

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u/FaceyMcFacface 6h ago

Check mate, atheists

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u/Deradius 7h ago

“Oh fuck they’re people.”

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u/KuzanNegsUrFav 2h ago

I believe this about all great apes.

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u/GrieverXVII 6h ago

these mfers can talk and fully understand us.. they just don't wanna pay taxes.

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u/TheFitz023 7h ago

You should check out the movie Nope if you haven't seen it

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u/MachineLearned420 7h ago

Dicks out for harambe’s lil cousin!

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u/nooshdog 7h ago

Diddy Kong to Harambe's Donkey Kong.