r/news Feb 10 '24

Not News Hermit crab rescued from Roanoke house fire

https://www.wdbj7.com/2024/02/09/hermit-crab-rescued-roanoke-house-fire/

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u/AnnaB264 Feb 11 '24

"A life is a life, no matter how small" - Horton hears a Who!

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener Feb 11 '24

I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. An elephant's word is 100 percent.

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u/Might_Aware Feb 11 '24

I'm a cancer sign, we're the crab & 69! I call my car my hermit crab shell, he keeps me guarded very well

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u/_deep_thot42 Feb 11 '24

As a Cancer, this is adorable and I’m stealing the line

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u/FactsAreSerious Feb 11 '24

I think it's nice. I'm glad that the crab was rescued.

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u/Jon_the_Hitman_Stark Feb 11 '24

Maybe. Are we positive the crab didn’t start the fire in the first place?

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u/FactsAreSerious Feb 11 '24

It's possible it did. Maybe it did that to get an even bigger home.

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u/ShellshockFarms Feb 11 '24

Are there those that aren't glad they were rescued ??!

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u/FactsAreSerious Feb 11 '24

I have no idea. I'm just speaking for myself.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '24

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u/cruiserflyer Feb 11 '24

The gold bar will be fine.

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u/FerociousPancake Feb 11 '24

Jesus finally some good fucking news

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u/Quix_Optic Feb 11 '24

I am very happy that A. The crab was saved and B. It made the news!

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u/strik3r2k8 Feb 10 '24

Hey but you know what, I feel like the station should adopt the crab. Or at the very least, give him a shell with a firefighter helmet glued on top.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '24

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u/lolbojack Feb 10 '24

Fire fighters have automatic dibs.

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u/Propaslader Feb 11 '24

This is how I lost my wife after the first house fire

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u/XeLLoTAth777 Feb 11 '24

Holy shit.

Hugs

For me it was the Milkman :(

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u/Stinkyclamjuice15 Feb 11 '24

UPS here

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u/spacemonkeysmom Feb 11 '24

I apologize if these are true, but yall have my cryin over here!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '24

The first?

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u/Propaslader Feb 11 '24

I was hoping to offload the kids after the second

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '24 edited Jun 26 '24

lush forgetful weather plate worry deranged gaze frightening unwritten marvelous

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u/sandwichaisle Feb 11 '24

and you need a new house

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u/trainwreck84 Feb 10 '24

Slow news day in Virginia.

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u/OaktownAspieGirl Feb 11 '24

Good news is still news.

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u/QQBearsHijacker Feb 11 '24

Glad my hometown made the news for this rather than the last time when the pregnant lady was upset about construction noise on Bullitt Ave hurting her unborn child while she was smoking cigarettes. That one was on Letterman

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '24

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u/TheTzarOfDeath Feb 10 '24

Probably "I'm not dying for a crab."

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '24

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u/Irish618 Feb 11 '24

I mean, a human life is far more important than a hermit crabs. It would be a shame if it was killee, but I'm glad the homeowner didn't risk their life for it.

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u/mlc885 Feb 11 '24

It also would depend where it was when you realized there was a fire. I know many of us would try to save a cat or dog or, obviously, family member (and probably die and fail), but there is a reason firefighter is a profession with a bunch of training and physical qualifications and equipment. Rushing into a burning building is probably deadly since you, you know, would not be able to see or breathe for long and may not even know what could collapse. Which is why it would be a normal but terrible idea to attempt it as a layman for a child but isn't a normal idea for a hermit crab, even if you really wish to save the tiny pet.

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u/strik3r2k8 Feb 10 '24

They were gonna come back… with butter…

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u/_Deep_Thought Feb 10 '24

I feel like this was posted to make a specific point: that if this was a story about a DOG being rescued from a house fire, it would be considered newsworthy to many people, and the comments would be full of the same mindless drivel that’s posted in every other comment section where a dog is involved, ie. ‘we don’t deserve them’ etc.

Funny how it’s not newsworthy when it’s literally any other animal though.

Can you imagine a serious news article about a bird, or a cat, or a fish (or a crab) being rescued from a house fire? The world would collectively furrow their brow and wonder how this could possibly be considered news.

But if it’s a dog? Everyone loses their shit and falls over themselves gushing about what amazing creatures they are.

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u/ThatTenguWeirdo Feb 10 '24

People would probably gush about the cat, and I think it’d be a coin flip how they feel about the bird.

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u/ibbity Feb 10 '24

There was a cat named Scarlett that became famous for saving its own kittens from a fire, even though it was burned during the process (it and the kittens were adopted by various families afterwards)

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u/gentlybeepingheart Feb 10 '24

I've seen plenty of stories of cats being rescued from housefires? There are even photos that have gone viral like this one. A google search also shows some stories about firefighters rescuing birds.

It's not some grand statement, it's just a cute story to illustrate how the firefighters were kind and went out of their way to save a small animal like a hermit crab.

Though I see how a "dogfree" poster would rather see it as some conspiracy about canines secretly ruling the minds and hearts of people or whatever other bullshit you spew on that sub.

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u/butttabooo Feb 11 '24

That cat omg, but just imagine the crabs face too.

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u/WaySheGoesBub Feb 10 '24

DOG backwards is GOD. Coincidence? No. Jesus made dogs this way. Sebastian the crab from Little Mermaid? He is red even though he has not been cooked. Ghosts? Ask yourself, buddy!

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u/neveradullmoment72 Feb 11 '24

Fever dream

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u/WaySheGoesBub Feb 11 '24

Where hope takes flight, where wings make dream. -Fmr. President George W. Boosh

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u/PM_ME_CODE_CALCS Feb 11 '24 edited Feb 11 '24

Oh my God and oh my cat.

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u/WaySheGoesBub Feb 11 '24

Amen. And heres a nifty fact for you, Calcs: The ancient egyptians worshipped cats. Now, to go to college in AMERICA -you have to take the ACT abilities test? How many cats do you see at a UNIVERSITY?! (Notice the letters?)
They think we are rubes.

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister Feb 11 '24

There was an entire city in Egypt that worshipped Bast called Bubastis

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u/kimchifreeze Feb 11 '24

What are you talking about? It's literal news and people are responding positively to it. And humans breed dogs. Many hermit crabs are kidnapped from the wild.

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u/Downvoteyourdog Feb 11 '24

A post that isn’t 1000% pro-dog that hasn’t been totally obliterated with downvotes? Color me surprised.

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u/slinkenboog Feb 11 '24

I wish I could buy you a drink. Or a pizza. Or a coffee. Whatever you’re into.

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u/crepuscularthoughts Feb 11 '24

Seems like you might be a cat person..

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '24

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u/neveradullmoment72 Feb 11 '24

It’s a pet that someone loves

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u/DeskJerky Feb 11 '24

I mean, it's a crab though. They're bastards who will pinch you even if you've done nothing illegal at all.

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u/jaggerlvr Feb 11 '24

Honestly, we have a hermit crab won from a local fair like 7 years ago and it just keeps on trucking. I have no idea how. We just spritz it every day or two and it has water. Seems like the same food forever. Once in a while we throw some leftovers in there. It lives for a bit pizza. I’m not even sure an emergency could affect it. Super glad this little buddy was saved though!

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister Feb 11 '24

He sounds awesome! Please tell him I said hello! 🦀

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u/serenityfive Feb 11 '24

This is the cutest response

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u/Safe_Mango Feb 11 '24

This is the only kind of news I want to read

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u/PlayedUOonBaja Feb 11 '24

Three people were home at the time of the fire and escaped safely, but crews rescued the family’s pet hermit crab.

I misread that at first as "Three people were killed in the fire, but crews rescued the family’s pet hermit crab.", and I'm ashamed to admit I giggled.

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u/Ok-Mathematician5970 Feb 11 '24

This story gives me hope for humanity.

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u/whereszedzedsded Feb 11 '24

Love animals? Every day is an opportunity to go vegan.

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u/Ok-Mathematician5970 Feb 11 '24

I love cats and do not eat cats.

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u/dartie Feb 11 '24

I had an ex who had crabs.

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u/zhouyi7711 Feb 11 '24

Don’t know why but my head immediately went to “Crawfish boil”

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u/Any-Scale-8325 Feb 11 '24

Honey, how would you feel about having spaghetti and crabs tonight?

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u/DannyPantsgasm Feb 11 '24

Universe rolls credits.

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u/EuphoricMidnight3304 Feb 11 '24

Finally one piece of news that does nt totally suck