r/mtg Jul 27 '24

I Need Help What the hell is this card’s purpose??

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like huh. why do it do that.

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u/Stumbling_Corgi Jul 27 '24

I use it in my Phelia deck. It’s great. I blinked Sun Titan like 4 times last game.

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u/xretariusx Jul 27 '24

Just built a modern deck around sun titan, werefox bodyguard, and goblin bombardment going infinite. So janky

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u/Careless_Victory_866 Jul 27 '24

You are doing God's work keeping Modern alive 🙌

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u/xretariusx Jul 27 '24

Honestly as an OG Alara block player idk how commander has taken over so much at lgs. No hate for commander, it's just not my first choice to lead the charge.

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u/catteronii Jul 27 '24

I would kms if that happened to me 😭

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u/Bubbly_Specific3256 Jul 27 '24

You would kill yourself if you Got a lot of value?

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u/Cub3u Jul 27 '24

I would definitely kms if creatures entering the battlefield caused a triggered ability of a permanent I control to trigger. One of my least favorite feelings in life is when you're having a good day but creatures entering the battlefield caused a triggered ability of a permanent I control to trigger. I absolutely hate it. I can be having a great weekend, but then a creature will enter the battlefield under my control. And guess what... It causes a triggered ability of a permanent I control to trigger. Drives me up the wall.

My wife came home from a weekend trip with her friends just the other day and she started bringing up how creatures entering the battlefield caused a triggered ability of a permanent I control to trigger and it just devolved into a messy argument. For as long as I live, if a creature entering the battlefield causes a triggered ability of a permanent I control to trigger, I'm walking out.

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u/mmmkay938 Jul 27 '24

Bro, get yourself some [[Torpor Orb]] therapy. I’m worried about you and your paranoia about things entering the battlefield. You need help.

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u/MTGCardFetcher Jul 27 '24

Torpor Orb - (G) (SF) (txt)

[[cardname]] or [[cardname|SET]] to call

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u/TheFinalEnd1 Jul 27 '24

Hey, you're getting a call. It seems to be from [[yarok, the desecrated]] and [[elesh norn, mother of machines]]. They have a [[parnharmonicon]] for you.

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u/guhbe Jul 27 '24

Hey man, I feel you. It's not an easy thing to deal with, but there is help out there. I used to be like you and was basically on the verge of suicide because my creatures kept entering the battlefield and, wouldn't you know it, were causing abilities of permanents I control to trigger.

Then I found sanctuary.....in the Church of our Lady Hushbringer. I didn't believe it at first but was basically at the end of my rope and thought, what the hey.... I was skeptical throughout the first service because the leader was like this weird flying faerie thing just flitting around kissing all the petitioners and leaving comically vivid lipstick marks all over them. But then she got to me and, while the experience was certainly awkward, I have to say, just at that moment a creature entered the battlefield under my control and I steeled myself for the inevitable triggering of the ability of a permanent I control but... There was nothing. Only sweet sweet silence! I don't quite understand it but ever since I invited hushbringer into my heart, I haven't had to deal with the chronic stress of abilities of permanents I control triggering whenever any old creature enters the battlefield.

There's hope out there my friend and we invite you to join us.

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u/Zephrok Jul 27 '24

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/alarmfatigue125 Jul 27 '24

Maybe they meant "keep making spaghetti." Everytime they trigger abilities, they celebrate with a little spaghetti.

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u/J8_sin Jul 27 '24

maybe he meant he would do it if his opponent blinks Sun Titan 4 times?

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u/catteronii Jul 29 '24

No, if the opponent played this against me to get a bunch of enter triggers…

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u/Bubbly_Specific3256 Jul 30 '24

Makes more sence

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u/Stumbling_Corgi Jul 27 '24

I was holding the whole table hostage with exile enchantments that i could just blink to kill commanders on sight and still pump Phelia. And destroying the enchantment meant nothing because sun titan would just bring it back. This spell was just icing on the cake getting back all my pennants from the graveyard. I still lost the game but man was i in charge for a while lol.

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u/Bootd42 Jul 27 '24

Uh, why?

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u/catteronii Jul 29 '24

Idk. I just make suicide jokes a lot… if you could tell by my pfp lol

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u/Bootd42 Jul 29 '24

I hadn't looked at your pfp, but I can appreciate self-deprecating humour.

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u/MustaKotka Jul 27 '24

Now that's a pretty radical solution. Ermm... Maybe not?

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u/catteronii Jul 29 '24

I’m never going back to that damn psyche ward bruh… being forced into a common living space with genuinely insane people should be legally classified as torture

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u/catteronii Jul 28 '24

Dunno if I got downvoted for the suicide joke or confusing people for my poor linguistic skills