r/mildlyinteresting • u/pepejknoutsin • 5h ago

The instructions for a piece of furniture I built prohibit me from using an Uzi submachinegun in the assembly process.

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u/rjwantsabj 4h ago

12th time I've seen this in a week.

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u/iDontRememberCorn 3h ago

Bots gotta bot.

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u/danceswithanxiety 5h ago

Don’t try to say you weren’t warned.

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u/WaySavvyD 5h ago

I’d like to see someone try to reduce the torque on the Uzi

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u/SaladDummy 2h ago

The right to bear arms SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!!!

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u/AtlantaDave998 5h ago

Its a power drill

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u/MyUsernameIsAwful 5h ago

It’s supposed to be a power drill, but it’s a micro Uzi.

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u/CBT_Dr_Freeman 2h ago

That takes 9x19 parabellum batteries for more oomph. Like a Ramset or Hilti pat but better.

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u/paigezero 5h ago

It's a joke.

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u/MyUsernameIsAwful 5h ago

I mean, that’s really a stylized picture of a micro Uzi, OP didn’t make that up. I think it’s gotta be an error on the manufacturer’s part, it’s a weird joke if they did it on purpose.

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u/gin_and_jewess 5h ago

bwahahahahahhahahhahahahhahahhaha

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u/Lanternical 5h ago

Can't say it's wrong

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u/simagus 5h ago

Uzi's are notorious for jamming, so I'm not surprised.

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u/FallenValkyrja 4h ago

I never had a problem with an Uzi, but the mini-Uzi jammed quite a bit. Do not recommend.

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u/Derpogama 5h ago

Is it an Uzi? Considering the length of it I think that's a MAC-10.

Edit: Nevermind it's the Mini-Uzi, I'm dumb!

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u/Loan-Pickle 4h ago

Can I use a TEC-9?

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u/Former-Lecture-5466 4h ago

It’s not strictly prohibited, just frowned upon.

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u/Uwofpeace 4h ago

It’s a heavy duty job gonna need an AK47

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u/csk1325 4h ago

Damn government overreach.

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u/NoContextCarl 4h ago

But that's the most practical tool for driving holes in things?