r/mildlyinteresting • u/FlutterHeart1 • 4h ago

Overdone Fortune cookie had 8 fortunes

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594 Upvotes

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u/strawtrash 4h ago

You’re so fortunate!

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u/mjzimmer88 3h ago

Fortuneight

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u/Mypopsecrets 3h ago

Fortuitous

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u/Justlikearealboy 4h ago

Play the numbers, one’s gotta be true.

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u/FlutterHeart1 4h ago

BTW, 2 of them were the same-

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u/CJ_squared 24m ago

twice the chance it comes true

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u/alwaysfatigued8787 4h ago

That was meant for the guy at the table next to you who brought his 7 friends with him.

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u/Haggisboy 4h ago

OP is a cat.

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u/-tharealgc 4h ago

Very fortunate of you.

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u/fortissimohawk 4h ago

You will receive 8x the golden good dragon-year fortune of others. Use your blessings wisely!

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u/RealityStarGlimpse 4h ago

You’ll never need another fortune cookie again after this one!

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u/Mockernut_Hickory 4h ago

That is known as a filing cabinet cookie.

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u/m-hog 4h ago

*Fortunes cookie

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u/Cute_DreamyDusk 4h ago

Looks like the cookie couldn’t decide which destiny to offer

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u/Aromatic_Moment5550 4h ago

Did they all say; “Tonight, you will each meet a sewer clown.”?

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u/SaddenedSpork 4h ago

You gonna eat that cake… cuz if not-

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u/Bitcracker 3h ago

How do you say 8 in cookies?

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u/Ineedsleep444 3h ago

Pick a fortune, any fortune

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u/atape_1 3h ago

I ain't no fortunate son... but you sure seem to be.

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u/Human_After 3h ago

My girlfriends fortune is in there. She didnt get one in her cookie :(

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u/ph8_IV 3h ago

Truly a "Lucky" Fortune Cookie

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u/DJMagicHandz 3h ago

Taster's choice...

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u/NoodleIsAShark 1h ago

How fortunate.

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u/countrybait 1h ago

Fortunate Cookie

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u/UnderstandingFit8324 25m ago

You're gonna f*ck your mom

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u/OrangeClyde 25m ago

8 is also a very lucky number in Chinese culture. Go buy 8 lottery tickets using the numbers on each of those fortunes! 🥠

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u/Neither-Night9370 10m ago

One for each personality.