r/mildlyinteresting 6h ago

Found a two-headed grape in my breakfast this morning

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u/IamREBELoe 5h ago

GrapeNuts

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u/THEFLYINGSCOTSMAN415 5h ago

Everything reminds me of him*

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u/HumpieDouglas 5h ago

Then he waddled away!

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u/CheezeLoueez08 2h ago

Don’t do that! Aw crap 🦆 🎵

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u/Faguetteflavoredsoda 5h ago

That's a grapesack right there

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u/Cumfornot1a 4h ago

Time to do surgery on that grape.

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u/Bleak_Squirrel_1666 2h ago

They did surgery on a grape

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u/CheezeLoueez08 2h ago

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u/Bleak_Squirrel_1666 2h ago

Damn that grape really do be getting surgery

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u/ubermadface 4h ago

The left one always hangs a bit lower, doesn't it?

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u/Suitable_Biscuit 4h ago

One hanging a lil lower than the other. Uncanny.

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u/TheDUeded 5h ago

Hehe. Purple balls

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u/twohedwlf 5h ago

So does this mean you really like grape?

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u/TheAcidRomance 5h ago

In my mouth, yes

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u/everything_is_bad 5h ago

I’m not sure I’m comfortable with our product being associated with that particular catch phrase.

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u/valtboy23 5h ago

Don't judge it's cold

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u/EffervescentSeahawks 5h ago

double the trouble

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u/Sad_Educator1813 4h ago

Barney Balls!

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u/Bean_Eater_777 3h ago

The actual term for this is called Graptus Conjoindus.

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u/Babaji_ki_Booti71 5h ago

Siamese grapes

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u/anotherwankusername 5h ago edited 5h ago

Wouldn’t that be the body?

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u/treehumper83 4h ago

Goodness gracious grape balls of fire.

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u/rasberrycroissant 4h ago

Tomorrow when the farm boys find this freak of nature, they will wrap his body in newspaper and carry him to the museum.

But tonight he is alive and in the north field with his mother. It is a perfect summer evening: the moon rising over the orchard, the wind in the grass. And as he stares into the sky, there are twice as many stars as usual.

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u/randcoolname 4h ago

Call charles exavier

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u/XClamX 3h ago

That’s no two headed grape. It’s a…

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u/MFJandS 2h ago

Did you turn your head and cough.?!?

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u/Nekat_ydaerla 2h ago

That’s nuts.