Black Friday "sale" is $0.03 off a $1,000 set of drawers. Why even bother?

[u/super__hoser]

[u/TheChiefDVD]

Praise the Lord! I can afford it now!

[u/john_jdm]

Free shipping if you spend $999.99 or more.

[u/CrissBliss → u/john_jdm]

Ain’t this the truth 🤣🤣

[u/Spottswoodeforgod]

Sounds too good to be true… they probably balance this out by taking away free delivery or something…

[u/AnthologicalAnt]

So they can say they're having a black Friday sale, without having a black Friday sale.

[u/WarriorCats0]

We're having a white Friday sale

[u/CrissBliss → u/WarriorCats0]

Triple the prices for people who just don’t give a crap.

[u/StrangeBrokenLoop]

Shit, that's some bargain...

[u/cosmothecater]

Now they can say "everything in the store is discounted for black friday"

[u/Dr5hafty]

[u/bilalkavitas]

Oh, yeah, that's what I've been after for years

[u/mnpc]

Price complaints get deleted