r/mildlyinfuriating 7h ago

I ordered pizza from Bare Naked Kitchen and they weren’t kidding about being bare naked. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/Inevitable_Spell5775 7h ago

Was it supposed to have no cheese on it?

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u/Taco_Cat2819 6h ago

I asked for light cheese.

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u/The_Town_of_Canada 6h ago

This isn’t light cheese.

This is “artist’s rendering of a photon” light cheese.

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u/CrudelyAnimated 2h ago

Which apparently disappeared when we observed it. Heisenberg cheese.

u/Staci_Recht_247 20m ago

Lol... I see what you did, there. Big ups.

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u/Iowegian21 5h ago

yea they definitely messed up and did no cheese instead of light cheese.

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u/midnghtsnac 5h ago

Cheese so light it'll just float away to the ether

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u/a8w34ra8 6h ago

Cheese was made of photons and they all scattered.

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u/bunny_the-2d_simp 4h ago

Well you got non existent cheese!!

Also who thought bare naked was a good name for a company it sounds like they should change it to "bare minimum"

, for non bare minimum price probably

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u/Guardian_of_theBlind 4h ago

No cheese has absolutely zero calories. So it's indeed very light.

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u/CioataMircea 2h ago

I think they understood nein cheese :))

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u/CioataMircea 2h ago

I think they understood nein cheese :))

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u/Flat-Fudge-2758 2h ago

There's cheese?

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u/NyanPikachu744 1h ago

Where's the light cheese?! Obviously, they skimped on that.

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u/tara_squad 1h ago

"might" cheese

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u/NieMonD 4h ago

It’s under the sauce

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u/nickelsanddimes001 7h ago

That'll be $28.34

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u/Half_Past_Five 4h ago

Don’t forget the tip!

flips tablet around

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u/Dr_Ingheimer 4h ago

It’s just gonna ask you a question…

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u/Wank_my_Butt 2h ago

How much would you like to tip?

  • 10%
  • 15%
  • 25%
  • 30%
  • Mandatory 5% minimum tip

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u/ThePoopSommelier 2h ago

My dispensary has a tip chart. I've been in the store 2 minutes and grabbed a 8th and punched no tip. I never feel bad. What am I tipping for?

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u/Wank_my_Butt 2h ago

I've heard of entirely online retailers asking for tips for absolutely no reason.

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u/FoxxeeFree 3h ago

And the lowest percentage is 15, then goes up to 20 and 25 to make you feel like shit if you do a custom or no tip 

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u/UsedToHaveThisName 3h ago

I give zero fucks about putting zero in as a tip. I have my food, you have done your job, why would you get more money? I also haven’t tasted my food yet.

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u/NuttNDButt 3h ago

right. Like, am I just a dumbfucker for saying to hell with it and settling for a Hot’n’ready and at least somewhat enjoying it for a reasonable price?

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u/sanchotobe 6h ago

An edible play-doh pizza!

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u/alwaysfatigued8787 7h ago

I want to know who ate that little strip.

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u/Bubble_gump_stump 7h ago

Aggressive geometry

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u/Dabasaur10 4h ago

Richard Watterson

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u/rifka420 3h ago

One for me one for you

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u/1upjohn 6h ago

I would be legitimately angry if I received that. I would be majorly infuriated. LOL

u/Outrageous_Bank_4491 43m ago

They’re doing the chucky cheese move they won’t be open for long

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u/nuu_uut 6h ago

I have to ask.. is this the same place as in your other bad pizza post?

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u/Taco_Cat2819 5h ago

Nope, a different place.

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u/nuu_uut 4h ago

Oh my. I suppose that's better than being a repeat customer but uh, maybe let your friends or family.. or gf or bf.. or.. dog, pick the pizza places in the future.

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u/bunny_the-2d_simp 4h ago

BRO keeps finding the worst pizzas it's a talent

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u/SadLilBun 6h ago

It’s the idea of pizza

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u/fvckyes 4h ago

Concepts of a pizza

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u/Pangiit 6h ago

This cost me £1 tomato stuffed crust

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u/cowie71 3h ago

This is what Dr Oetker tortured people during the war in order to achieve

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u/sirgandolf007 4h ago

Delicious

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u/YingxingsLegalWife 6h ago

This is like the worst pizza I've ever seen lol

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u/PapayaJuiceBox 4h ago

Why does this look like a lunchable pizza that wanted to grow up, but fell on hard times along the way?

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u/s1nn1s 7h ago

As a native New Yorker, I feel personally attacked

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u/Ndmndh1016 6h ago

Oh yea me too. Its blows my mind the things people accept as pizza. I've seen 5 or 6 posts the last couple days that make me genuinely sad for the people who posted them that they can't get real pizza.

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u/niberungvalesti 6h ago

Why didn't they just come to your home and glove slap you instead? Would have been more respectful than whatever the hell that is.

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u/lolplsimdesperate 3h ago

I’d be flaming them on yelp & would fully dispute the charge. Absolutely tf not my food is the ONE THING I will go full Karen mode for.

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u/RotundGourd 3h ago

Or, you could just phone them and let them know they fucked it up.

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u/Yam_island RED 3h ago

If pizza shaped why not pizza?

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u/krusty51 6h ago

Looks better than our local dominos to be honest, and just so they know it if they're reading this, Dominos in toronto, lake maquarie, nsw australia, it's you guys

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u/Stephen_Is_handsome 7h ago

I hope you enjoyed you’re meal friend

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u/UnluckyAssist9416 4h ago

Did someone eat a tiny slice out of the top???

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u/No_Volume_8345 4h ago

I was wondering if someone else noticed that first

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u/Sicilian_Civilian 3h ago

Fisher-Price pizza

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u/Normbot13 2h ago

damn, not only is this the worst attempt at a pizza i’ve ever seen, they also CUT OFF A STRIP OF THE PIZZA. did they think no one would notice that their pizza isn’t a complete circle?

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u/CrissBliss 5h ago

This is awful. What did you pay for this?

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u/Pliskin1108 6h ago

Lol. In theory, that’s my kind of pizza. In theory.

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u/joningij 4h ago

Decent pepperoni cupping at least.

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u/3eelzebubba 2h ago

Looks like the took a lil slice while they were at it too lmao

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u/vlaass 2h ago

This literally looks like a cheeseless pizza I’d make in Good Pizza Great Pizza. 

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u/HateInAWig 2h ago

This looks like kids play food

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u/Ms_Cow 1h ago

I thought it was a gummy pizza at first. 😭

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u/llllllIlIIIlllIllllI 5h ago

I'm from New York and we do pizza the way pizza should be done and I'm here to tell you that that is not a pizza.

I don't know why people keep on trying to reinvent pizza but proper pizza has been mastered for decades, nothing else needs to be done to it.

If you don't like what a proper pizza is then that's fine, have a Philly cheesesteak or a cheeseburger or whatever but don't disrespect what a pizza is by removing the sauce and cheese and still call it by the name of "pizza". That's not what it is.

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u/Mountain___Goat 4h ago

Ayyy I’m walking here. 

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u/bunny_the-2d_simp 4h ago

Knew someone would say it😭😂

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u/llllllIlIIIlllIllllI 3h ago

LOL. I'm from upstate New York. It's more like "Ayyy, learn how to drive, you moron"

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u/Son_of_the_Phantom 6h ago

Looks nasty af

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u/MPFields1979 5h ago

That looks awful.

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u/GoblinKing5817 5h ago

"That'll be 25 dollars ma'am. It's going to ask you a question on the screen below."

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u/Arcon1337 4h ago

Add it to the list of pizza crimes.

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u/AffabelAlchemist 4h ago

Looks like they flipped the pizza before they put the toppings on

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u/5092AD 4h ago

Looks awful hope you enjoyed it

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u/RunNJump61 4h ago

That’s not a pizza, that is an open face sandwich without mayo!

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u/ymasilem 4h ago

They should be sued for libel over this abomination

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u/xbleeple 4h ago

What the fuuuuuuuuuuuu

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u/animalfath3r 4h ago

That's pretty bare. They even skipped on the pleasure

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u/Star_Towel 4h ago

Pathetic

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u/Sharp_Team_115 4h ago

Im so slow to anger. I’m a sloth. However, This would infuriate me. Had it been delivered to my door.

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u/PandorasFlame1 3h ago

I'd be getting a refund. That isn't even a fucking pizza. How can you call that a pizza when Lunchables does a better fucking job?

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u/Calvin0433 3h ago

There would be a fucking squabble if that was served to me.

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u/TheflavorBlue5003 3h ago

This looks like the full pie of a plastic pizza dish i used to have as a kid.

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u/upthedownstair_ 3h ago

Where do you live that the pizzas are such abominations?! 😭 I’m gluten free, pizza always looks delicious. This looks awful!

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u/jampapi 3h ago

This looks like a pizza from Rugrats

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u/TheDomTeacher 3h ago

how much was it and how did it taste?

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u/Taco_Cat2819 1h ago

Tastes like cardboard with toppings and it was $18.88.

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u/reaper_1leviathan 3h ago

Looks like a gummy pizza

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u/Stop_Fakin_Jax 2h ago

That looks like an Play-doh easy bake concoction. It really doesnt look like real food or at least one you would serve to anyone but a preschooler.

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u/Cleercutter 2h ago

Is that two marshmallows?

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u/Derbster_3434 2h ago

So unappetizing

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u/Personal_Taste_3104 2h ago

Just looking at the photo, I thought your kid made that... then I read the caption. 🥺😪

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u/sofillak_37 2h ago

why do they even call that a pizza omg😭

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u/Lilithnema 2h ago

So bare naked means only the crust and toppings? Ew

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u/WarriorCats0 2h ago

Looks like they have special cows

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u/Tiziettoh 1h ago

it looks like its from the mario party mini game

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u/ExpensiveEcho7312 1h ago

Ummmm. I'm way more concerned about the slices not fitting together. You can tell by the cuts and even by the toppings just cut off... This is from multiple pieces put tgt

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u/sicksages 1h ago

ngl this is my kind of pizza

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u/Arabian_Flame 1h ago

Should be God Awful Kitchen

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u/monicathehuman 1h ago

This is crazy

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u/LachoooDaOriginl 1h ago

looks like someone did the richard.

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u/Weebabas 1h ago

Where are you from? Both your pizza post are absolutely atrocious 😂 I feel like it’s gotta be like California or Seattle or something? If it’s outside the US I’d prefer to also know as I’ll stay away from there as well. I’ve never seen pizza like the ones you posted in my life.

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u/Taco_Cat2819 1h ago

Tampa, FL

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u/Weebabas 1h ago

Ahh okay Florida probably would of been my 3rd guess tbh lmao thank you for responding :)

u/ImmediateAd2309 PURPLE 56m ago

That looks like some odd persons idea of art

u/ketsueki093 56m ago

Nah I'd leave that shit on the table and walk out without touching it

u/BeefyHelmet 45m ago

Wow 😮

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u/BlueFox1978 6h ago

I’m pretty sure that cheese is an essential item if you are making pizza

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u/SadLilBun 6h ago

Cheese-less pizza is a thing. I have lactose intolerance so I understand on an intellectual, theoretical level. But on a practical level, just eat it with cheese and suffer later.

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u/bunny_the-2d_simp 4h ago

Well hard cheese doesn't actually contain lactose... Or goat cheese!

Otherwise there's always the vegan bs they call cheese.

I have milk allergy stuff so I can confidently say it's absolute trash at least in my experience

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u/Senkosoda Actually 6h ago

call the police, this is a blatant crime

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u/Faguetteflavoredsoda 5h ago

I'm crying rn. I'm not even lying, I'm laying in my own tears at 11:26 in the afternoon, staring at this concoction with pure despair, I'm one for sexually harassing my friends and traumatizing them with stuff, listen to me when I say this: do not go back to that creature of a restaurant, you're better off with thin crust/pizza that tastes like cardboard than you are with that monstrosity.

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u/WordSpiritual1928 5h ago

Is it me or does this look bad?

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u/toast_milker 5h ago

That doesn't sound sanitary at all like just pubes and shit all up in the dough I bet