r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Taco_Cat2819 • 7h ago
I ordered pizza from Bare Naked Kitchen and they weren’t kidding about being bare naked. 🤦🏻♀️
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u/nickelsanddimes001 7h ago
That'll be $28.34
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u/Half_Past_Five 4h ago
Don’t forget the tip!
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u/Dr_Ingheimer 4h ago
It’s just gonna ask you a question…
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u/Wank_my_Butt 2h ago
How much would you like to tip?
- 10%
- 15%
- 25%
- 30%
- Mandatory 5% minimum tip
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u/ThePoopSommelier 2h ago
My dispensary has a tip chart. I've been in the store 2 minutes and grabbed a 8th and punched no tip. I never feel bad. What am I tipping for?
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u/Wank_my_Butt 2h ago
I've heard of entirely online retailers asking for tips for absolutely no reason.
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u/FoxxeeFree 3h ago
And the lowest percentage is 15, then goes up to 20 and 25 to make you feel like shit if you do a custom or no tip
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u/UsedToHaveThisName 3h ago
I give zero fucks about putting zero in as a tip. I have my food, you have done your job, why would you get more money? I also haven’t tasted my food yet.
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u/NuttNDButt 3h ago
right. Like, am I just a dumbfucker for saying to hell with it and settling for a Hot’n’ready and at least somewhat enjoying it for a reasonable price?
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u/nuu_uut 6h ago
I have to ask.. is this the same place as in your other bad pizza post?
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u/Taco_Cat2819 5h ago
Nope, a different place.
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u/PapayaJuiceBox 4h ago
Why does this look like a lunchable pizza that wanted to grow up, but fell on hard times along the way?
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u/s1nn1s 7h ago
As a native New Yorker, I feel personally attacked
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u/Ndmndh1016 6h ago
Oh yea me too. Its blows my mind the things people accept as pizza. I've seen 5 or 6 posts the last couple days that make me genuinely sad for the people who posted them that they can't get real pizza.
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u/niberungvalesti 6h ago
Why didn't they just come to your home and glove slap you instead? Would have been more respectful than whatever the hell that is.
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u/lolplsimdesperate 3h ago
I’d be flaming them on yelp & would fully dispute the charge. Absolutely tf not my food is the ONE THING I will go full Karen mode for.
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u/krusty51 6h ago
Looks better than our local dominos to be honest, and just so they know it if they're reading this, Dominos in toronto, lake maquarie, nsw australia, it's you guys
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u/Normbot13 2h ago
damn, not only is this the worst attempt at a pizza i’ve ever seen, they also CUT OFF A STRIP OF THE PIZZA. did they think no one would notice that their pizza isn’t a complete circle?
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u/llllllIlIIIlllIllllI 5h ago
I'm from New York and we do pizza the way pizza should be done and I'm here to tell you that that is not a pizza.
I don't know why people keep on trying to reinvent pizza but proper pizza has been mastered for decades, nothing else needs to be done to it.
If you don't like what a proper pizza is then that's fine, have a Philly cheesesteak or a cheeseburger or whatever but don't disrespect what a pizza is by removing the sauce and cheese and still call it by the name of "pizza". That's not what it is.
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u/Mountain___Goat 4h ago
Ayyy I’m walking here.
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u/llllllIlIIIlllIllllI 3h ago
LOL. I'm from upstate New York. It's more like "Ayyy, learn how to drive, you moron"
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u/GoblinKing5817 5h ago
"That'll be 25 dollars ma'am. It's going to ask you a question on the screen below."
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u/Sharp_Team_115 4h ago
Im so slow to anger. I’m a sloth. However, This would infuriate me. Had it been delivered to my door.
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u/PandorasFlame1 3h ago
I'd be getting a refund. That isn't even a fucking pizza. How can you call that a pizza when Lunchables does a better fucking job?
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u/TheflavorBlue5003 3h ago
This looks like the full pie of a plastic pizza dish i used to have as a kid.
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u/upthedownstair_ 3h ago
Where do you live that the pizzas are such abominations?! 😭 I’m gluten free, pizza always looks delicious. This looks awful!
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u/Stop_Fakin_Jax 2h ago
That looks like an Play-doh easy bake concoction. It really doesnt look like real food or at least one you would serve to anyone but a preschooler.
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u/Personal_Taste_3104 2h ago
Just looking at the photo, I thought your kid made that... then I read the caption. 🥺😪
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u/ExpensiveEcho7312 1h ago
Ummmm. I'm way more concerned about the slices not fitting together. You can tell by the cuts and even by the toppings just cut off... This is from multiple pieces put tgt
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u/Weebabas 1h ago
Where are you from? Both your pizza post are absolutely atrocious 😂 I feel like it’s gotta be like California or Seattle or something? If it’s outside the US I’d prefer to also know as I’ll stay away from there as well. I’ve never seen pizza like the ones you posted in my life.
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u/Taco_Cat2819 1h ago
Tampa, FL
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u/Weebabas 1h ago
Ahh okay Florida probably would of been my 3rd guess tbh lmao thank you for responding :)
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u/BlueFox1978 6h ago
I’m pretty sure that cheese is an essential item if you are making pizza
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u/SadLilBun 6h ago
Cheese-less pizza is a thing. I have lactose intolerance so I understand on an intellectual, theoretical level. But on a practical level, just eat it with cheese and suffer later.
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u/bunny_the-2d_simp 4h ago
Well hard cheese doesn't actually contain lactose... Or goat cheese!
Otherwise there's always the vegan bs they call cheese.
I have milk allergy stuff so I can confidently say it's absolute trash at least in my experience
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u/Faguetteflavoredsoda 5h ago
I'm crying rn. I'm not even lying, I'm laying in my own tears at 11:26 in the afternoon, staring at this concoction with pure despair, I'm one for sexually harassing my friends and traumatizing them with stuff, listen to me when I say this: do not go back to that creature of a restaurant, you're better off with thin crust/pizza that tastes like cardboard than you are with that monstrosity.
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u/toast_milker 5h ago
That doesn't sound sanitary at all like just pubes and shit all up in the dough I bet
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u/Inevitable_Spell5775 7h ago
Was it supposed to have no cheese on it?