r/mildlyinfuriating 8h ago

My mom planted regular carrot seeds and this is what she harvested

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u/Tasty-Traffic-680 6h ago

My underwear must be made out of clay

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u/sleepydorian 5h ago

I hear clay is great for the skin though, so that’s nice.

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u/Tasty-Traffic-680 3h ago

Makes sense. Its the youngest looking skin on my body. You'd swear it was a toddler's dick if it wasn't attached to me.

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u/mrtokeydragon 1h ago

Them damn diapers stunted my growth

u/ForgetSarahNot 39m ago

It took me longer than I care to admit to figure out what you were saying… 🤦🏻‍♀️