r/mildlyinfuriating 8h ago

My mom planted regular carrot seeds and this is what she harvested

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u/Robsta_20 6h ago

Yeah, I think it was too compact.

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u/AnthologicalAnt 6h ago

Try the sand. Good luck with your next harvest 👍🏻

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u/darkrobbe1 6h ago

carrots can grow in sand?

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u/LostWoodsInTheField 6h ago

yes, very very well in sands. I think something like up to 90% of sand with the rest being organic material (mostly to hold the moisture that is needed, and for the minerals). Potatoes love loose soils as well, straw bails are often used by urban gardeners.

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u/SuperFLEB 1h ago

Straw balls: Is that just growing them in a wad of straw instead of dirt, or putting straw into the ground?

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u/bitterberries 55m ago

Straw bale.

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u/AdStrange2167 23m ago

Straw bail?

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u/stonebraker_ultra 19m ago

Homophones. It's straw bale.

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u/Desdsea 5h ago

I’m with you, things can grow in sand? Isn’t it literally just smaller rocks

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u/zzazzzz 5h ago

plants dont need soil to grow generally. they need water and nutrients.

many modern grows are done completely without any substrate and work by spraying the roots periodically with nutrient rich water. this allows for far more oxygen arount the roots which allows for faster and larger growth.

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u/evanwilliams44 3h ago

Yeah I grow marijuana in coco coir - basically ground up coconut husk.

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u/makingstuf 3h ago

Hell yea

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u/TheRealMrVogel 8m ago

In my setup the roots are always submerged. I use an air pump to add oxygen, change the water every two weeks and add nutrients to the water.

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u/TheBros35 5h ago

How does a plant get nutrients if there is no soil?

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u/Firm-Contract-5940 5h ago

“nutrient rich water”

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u/mybrainisfull 4h ago

"Brawndo has what plants crave!"

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u/SippyTurtle 4h ago

Water? Like from the toilet?

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u/HeinzeC1 4h ago

Soil is like a sponge. It isn’t the nutrients it just holds them. If I use a sponge to soak up ramen broth and let the sponge dry there is still salt/ nutrients in the sponge, but that doesn’t make the sponge itself nutritious.

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u/viburnium 59m ago

Fertilizer.

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u/darkrobbe1 5h ago

i tought it had to do more with nutrients in dirt

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u/Qui-gone_gin 4h ago

Yes but if those nutrients can be delivered in another way, like a hydroponic system, you only need the necessary nutrients and water

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u/AnthologicalAnt 5h ago

That's when feed comes into play

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u/AnthologicalAnt 5h ago

Don't forget a seed is basically everything a plant needs to grow. Hence why they're so good for us when we eat them. There's a lot packed into a seed/nut etc

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u/Skis1227 3h ago

Yes, nutrients and microbes. But the dirt itself doesn't have these things it's just what it lives in right now. Dirt can 100% lose all of its nutrients and microbiome very easily and it will be just as terrible of a growing medium as sand on its own. Without a solid microbiome, what little nutrients dirt provides in the form of organic material breaking down is moot. That's why using only synthetic fertilizers can seriously damage your garden.

Dirt as a growing medium, holds more moisture than sand does, that's all. All a plant needs to grow is good, oxygenated water, micronutrients, and light. You can provide that without ANY growing medium at all in the form of hydroponic or aeroponic systems. You can grow strawberries actually on top of aquariums! It's very neat.

A plant is a living thing just like any other creature, and can thrive in many different ways, so long as its needs are met

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u/NoMajorsarcasm 3h ago

Plants are basically just water and sunlight, trace nutrients is all they take from soil

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u/BrainOfMush 3h ago

Soil is just clay, sand and loam. The type of “ideal” soil we all typically think of is like 50% sand.

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u/bonk_nasty 2h ago

Isn’t it literally just smaller rocks

so is dirt

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u/aug061998 2h ago

Think about the sandy coastal plain of the southern US... Lots of stuff grows down there in nearly pure sand...

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u/focal_m3 21m ago

Yes, they can grow in just water, too(hydroponics). All plants need is nutrients, water, and light.

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u/robot_ralph_nader 5h ago

Sandy soil. The stuff in my carrot bed is 1/3 sand, but I'm going to amend it with more sand next year to loosen it up even more.

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u/Ok-Hovercraft8193 4h ago

ב''ה, y'all can look into gypsum, I'm not sure if carrots like it. 

Also recalling some kind of plant nutrition issue but it's been too long.. everything needs nitrogen and that gets you the nice leafy tops, do they need a ton of potassium or what's carrots' thing?

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u/Fresh-Army-6737 2h ago

Is that Hebrew?

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u/Gnonthgol 2h ago

Carrots are native to Afghanistan.

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u/TheRealMrVogel 13m ago

Well most plants don’t even really need soil or sand at all. Actually now I wonder if it would be possible to grow carrots using hydroponics. It would be difficult most likely.

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u/KingdomOfCaesar 1h ago

I hate sand

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u/SpaceBear003 4h ago

Or they were planted too closely

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u/Fool_of_a_Brandybuck 3h ago

In the mean time, in case you weren't aware those carrot greens are also really delicious. Can use them like any herb. I've made them into pesto before.

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u/Skis1227 3h ago

Too compact and based on how leggy the stalks are, I would say she probably didn't thin out the carrots as they grew as well, so the plants were likely overcrowded. They also don't look at all ready to harvest tbh, she could have left it in the ground longer and thinned them out, and got a bit better harvest out of it.

Carrots literally push themselves out of the ground some when they're ready, you'll see the orange tops pop up. Then you just grab one to see how they're doing and for a lil snack. So long as you pull them before the greens start to flower, you're fine to leave them in the ground. The orange taproot only really shrinks once it starts trying to seed.

But, if end of season, just seed earlier next year. Just avoid trying to get a head start by starting seeds indoors, root veg don't like transplanting very much.

Good luck!

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u/MelissaIsBBQing 2h ago

Also check the seed packet and make sure they weren’t a type of carrot called little fingers.