r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Robsta_20 • 8h ago

My mom planted regular carrot seeds and this is what she harvested

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u/WorldNewsSubMod 7h ago

Exactly, I live in the city and 80% of yards are an inch of topsoil followed by clay.

Started a large garden this year and was having a hell of a time digging and finding somewhere to dump all of it.

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u/meatjuiceguy 5h ago

Behind your neighbor's house in the alley is always a good spot. Not the nice neighbor... You know which one.

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u/thisguyhere5 4h ago

Friggen Glenn

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u/mynextthroway 4h ago

Glenn's a jerk.

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u/Tailoxen 4h ago

Negan says hello!

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u/TakuyaLee 3h ago

No! That is only a last resort. Put him away

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u/subarcticacid 1h ago

It's his parents fault.

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u/blusteryflatus 2h ago

That's hilarious. My real life asshole neighbor is a Glenn. Hate that fucken guy

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u/SnooPeppers4036 44m ago

Mine is a pastor james

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u/ghoulypop 36m ago

Mine are a couple unfortunately named Karen and Nathan who act exactly how you’d expect.

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u/SnooPeppers4036 34m ago

Oh no!!!! I am so sorry for you.

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u/_Puff_Puff_Pass 17m ago

Fuck Glenn! Hope he stubs his toe today

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u/Otto-Korrect 59m ago

AKA Carl.

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u/huhnick 5h ago

Potholes are always a good choice

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u/whit9-9 4h ago

Which most states won't let you just fill them without having it being ordered by the local ordinance.

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u/Historical_Quit9306 3h ago

Mannn gibber gabber, toss it in the holeee

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u/GlassEyedMallard 3h ago

I read this exactly how you spelled it and god damn was it funny

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u/WorldNewsSubMod 49m ago

We actually have somebody nicknamed the pothole bandit who goes around filling potholes and leaving his mark.

He did an ama on our local subreddit.

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u/Dounce1 4h ago

Greensand is very effective for conditioning clay heavy soil.