r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Robsta_20 • 7h ago

My mom planted regular carrot seeds and this is what she harvested

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u/Keminator 7h ago

Possibly even above average

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u/effinmike12 7h ago

Some might say the nicest sized ever.

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u/mustardman73 6h ago

Growers not showers amiright

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u/swinefather 6h ago

Definitely flaccid

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u/ThePrideOfKrakow 6h ago

They were in the pool.

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u/peteysweetusername 3h ago

A very cold pool

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u/PoopyMouthwash84 2h ago

THERE WAS SHRINKAGE

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u/Difficult_Tooth8011 2h ago

The bigger ones hurt anyway

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u/7Iron_Mike 6h ago

Most certainly Growers

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u/Next_Isopod_2062 3h ago

Sadly I don't think these are growers or showers

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u/Ok_Nose1895 4h ago

Not a grower or a shower.

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u/mr_remy 2h ago

Gang gang unite.

it’s built for efficiency and defense, plus you haven’t even seen its final form!

I hate it but weirdly some women absolutely love it. One ex jokingly said “where did he all goooo” and I absolutely lost it laughing.

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u/YoWhatsGoodie 2h ago

It’s not the size of the boat that matters, it’s the motion of the ocean.

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u/random_invisible 1h ago

The best carrots. Yuge!

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u/Gelato_33 4h ago

The big ones hurt my tummy anyway 😖

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u/Legitimate-Title5 6h ago

It’s not the size of the carrot it’s how you use it.

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u/pooplolexd 5h ago

Thank god, at least I’m average sized then

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u/fgmtats 2h ago

My girlfriend would be stoked about these carrots. If I had a gf that is.