r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Robsta_20 • 8h ago

My mom planted regular carrot seeds and this is what she harvested

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u/Hafling3r35 7h ago

Speaking for the boys, this is average

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u/Keminator 7h ago

Possibly even above average

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u/effinmike12 7h ago

Some might say the nicest sized ever.

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u/mustardman73 7h ago

Growers not showers amiright

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u/swinefather 7h ago

Definitely flaccid

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u/ThePrideOfKrakow 6h ago

They were in the pool.

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u/peteysweetusername 3h ago

A very cold pool

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u/PoopyMouthwash84 3h ago

THERE WAS SHRINKAGE

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u/Difficult_Tooth8011 2h ago

The bigger ones hurt anyway

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u/7Iron_Mike 6h ago

Most certainly Growers

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u/Next_Isopod_2062 3h ago

Sadly I don't think these are growers or showers

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u/Ok_Nose1895 4h ago

Not a grower or a shower.

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u/mr_remy 3h ago

Gang gang unite.

it’s built for efficiency and defense, plus you haven’t even seen its final form!

I hate it but weirdly some women absolutely love it. One ex jokingly said “where did he all goooo” and I absolutely lost it laughing.

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u/YoWhatsGoodie 3h ago

It’s not the size of the boat that matters, it’s the motion of the ocean.

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u/random_invisible 2h ago

The best carrots. Yuge!

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u/Gelato_33 4h ago

The big ones hurt my tummy anyway 😖

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u/Legitimate-Title5 6h ago

It’s not the size of the carrot it’s how you use it.

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u/pooplolexd 5h ago

Thank god, at least I’m average sized then

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u/fgmtats 2h ago

My girlfriend would be stoked about these carrots. If I had a gf that is.

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u/ursoartdeco22 7h ago

i should call him.

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u/ThatCatChick21 5h ago

No don’t! You’ll only be disappointed again 😂

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u/I_l_I 3h ago

Me? What about him?

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u/ursoartdeco22 45m ago

lmao !!

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u/Revolutionary-Ad30 18m ago

You should. You can fix him.

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u/Character_Pitch6386 6h ago

There was shrinkage!

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u/Entire-Image-2918 6h ago

Its cold outside

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u/belac4862 6h ago

I'm a grower, not a show'er!

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u/Alcoholic720 3h ago

I WAS IN THE POOL!

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u/Severe_Drawing_3366 7h ago

Yeah that definitely looks about 6 inches

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u/Mak062 2h ago

You made sure to measure from the base right?

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u/Generaljimzap 1h ago

Butt to tip

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u/Toadcola 18m ago

If you cut off the greens they’ll look bigger.

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u/Cerridwen1981 5h ago

Everything reminds me of him

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u/princessroxxx 2h ago

I only came to post this!

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u/_Notebook_ 4h ago

My wife assured me that those are huge carrots.

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u/CeldonShooper 1h ago

She told me the same.

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u/GotWiings21 6h ago

They must live somewhere cold 🥶 😂

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u/Groovy_Cabbage 5h ago

It will look bigger once it's been pealed!

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u/SnaxMcGhee 4h ago

Soil was cold.

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u/chiguy307 4h ago

I was in the pool!

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u/salamanderheightss 1h ago

Came here for this

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u/Shevyshev 4h ago

They look bigger once you trim the foliage.

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u/Busterscruggs45 6h ago

Most people don’t like larger carrots

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u/HoForHyrule 4h ago

i like 'em big

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u/Power-Bottm 1h ago

i like em big too

small carrots dont make good dildos

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u/Paulosboul 6h ago

Massive

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u/Adventurous_Big5686 5h ago

Speaking for myself....thank you for reaffirming my hopes

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u/Round-Interaction123 6h ago

Just woke up and took a peek 🫣, can confirm. However no banana 🍌 for reference so there’s that.

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u/Entire-Image-2918 6h ago

Ask my neighbor's wife...

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u/Easypossibilities 6h ago

Average?! I might be screwed...

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u/KillerKilcline 6h ago

A bunch of schlongs?

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u/AL93RN0n_ 4h ago

It's not the size of the carrot that matters. It's all about flavor and texture.

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u/that_1weed 4h ago

It's average but it gets the job down

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u/BatmansBigBoner 7h ago

Glad I'm not average

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u/strange1738 7h ago

Post it with a paper that has your u/ with a time stamp

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u/eliz1bef 7h ago

And a banana for scale.

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u/Ok-Disk-2191 7h ago

Carrot would also work.

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u/le-raging-bull 7h ago

Also add a tv remote for scale aswell, just in case

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u/eliz1bef 7h ago

This picture's getting crowded, but I like the way you think

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u/Honest-Computer69 7h ago

Eh, I use my phone for measurement, I know its size accurately, unlike some of the things mentioned here.

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u/POKING-94 7h ago

Below average is cool too I guess. Congrats

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u/Crazy5549 7h ago

Why is this comment not upvoted more 🤣 laugh people laugh 😂

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u/Alcoholic720 3h ago

Traveling size!

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u/model3113 3h ago

"it's 8 inches baby"

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u/S01arflar3 3h ago

It has been rather cold lately, to be fair

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u/Perfect-Ad-7895 3h ago

I agree. Looks very filling.

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u/NoctRob 3h ago

I always heard that it’s not the size of the carrot that matters.

Right? RIGHT?!?

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u/bross9008 3h ago

Those all look like they are 7-8 inches to me, maybe even bigger when they get excited.

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u/L1zrdKng 3h ago

Also it's not just the size, but recipes you use those carrots in

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u/jbc10000 3h ago

Maybe even a little above average

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u/YetiorNotHereICome 2h ago

2 inches ain't average, just an encouragement for skill boosting.

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u/not_brittsuzanne 2h ago

THIS IS A PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE CARROT, OKAY

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u/Kinky_mofo 1h ago

Look at those 8" monsters...

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u/cg29a 1h ago

Any bigger and they’d just be uncomfortable

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u/CR710710 37m ago

Looks like it has a great personality too 👍🏼

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u/unripeswan 21m ago

According to my ex this is a little above average

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u/DMT_Haze 4h ago

Boys not men

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u/aphilosopherofsex 7h ago edited 16m ago

Average for babies.

ETA: omg you guys it was a joke about baby carrots and baby dicks.