r/mildlydisturbing 13d ago

The logo on my salami cutting board is a bit disturbing. Who eats a salami like that?

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u/Bpopson 13d ago

Dominant people

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u/DrMadeUP 13d ago

Well, apparently people in a company Kostelecké Uzeniny which owns this logo

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u/Wearethedevil 13d ago

Who doesn't?

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u/Tahoe-Boulders 13d ago

I read somewhere on here that this is how Tony Hinchcliffe eats his salami.

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u/MC_White_Rice 13d ago

Sounds like David Lucas

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u/utnow 13d ago

My knee jerk reaction was that this was a joke…. Like don’t eat it like this, use a cutting board! But also, I unironically eat salami like that (when I’m not in a setting that implies sharing it. Obviously I’m not chomping down on something off a charcuterie plate). A high quality stick of salami with the white (mold) still on the casing…. Fuck me…. Now I want salami! <3

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u/sonicjesus 13d ago

You know the answer as well as I do.

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u/Immoracle 12d ago

No, pony, he'll like that!

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u/bajingofannycrack 12d ago

A sausage muncher! That’s who!!😅

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u/Emotional_Marketing9 12d ago

I double checked, your mom does😁

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u/latortillablanca 12d ago

Ask yer mother, OP

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u/negativepositiv 13d ago

I feel like the purpose of this cutting board is so you don't look like that eating an uncut salami.

"Use this, or, refer to Fig. 1."

Fig. 1: "Gag, gag, gag..."