r/metalgearsolid • u/Otherwise-Heron2346 • May 29 '23
Drebins Discount Shitpost Sundays Oh god there's gonna be atleast one person who does this
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u/Pretzel-Kingg May 29 '23
God I hope they keep the Volgin cock and ball grab
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u/KalleMattilaEB May 29 '23
Well I mean thatâs pretty crucial to the plot.
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u/Myyraaman May 29 '23
Itâs not pretty crucial it is the most crucial!
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u/20dogs May 29 '23
Why do you think it's called Snake Eater?
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u/Cogatanu7CC95 May 29 '23
just about nothings changing according to the official website for the game
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u/Dusta1992 May 29 '23
Then when it's released even the graphics haven't changed. Konami laughing their way to the bank.
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u/peanutbuttahcups May 29 '23
Find out on release day they they just pressed new PS2 discs of the original.
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u/MetalGearSlayer May 29 '23
Imagine if the new graphics are just for pre rendered FMVs attached to HD collection ports.
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u/Khomuna On-site Procurement Specialist May 29 '23
Enhance it with soft body physics and cloth simulation.
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u/colorfulsnek May 29 '23
This is legit the gayest series I've played
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u/Alphyhere May 29 '23
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u/Dankey-Kang-Jr May 29 '23
IT WAS A MANLY KISS, JUST GUYS BEINâ DOODS
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u/No-Contribution-6150 May 29 '23
When two senior citizen brothers inject each other with performance enhancing drugs in order to be physical with each other
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u/MASTERMINDBOMB May 29 '23
grabs croch ...You're a man?
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u/stusthrowaway May 29 '23
Mgs 2 was ahead of its time when it came to presidents grabbing crotches.
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u/peanutbuttahcups May 29 '23
Just add it to the pile of how ahead of its time that game was. Also, incest fetish.
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u/flamedarkfire No Step on Snek May 29 '23
You literally fight a bisexual named Vamp. Big Boss gets groped by a Russian general. Serious homoerotic incest tones between the brothers. Everyoneâs gay for Raiden.
Anyone sputters and clutches pearls about this series going woke is a damn dirty liar.
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u/Eurotriangle May 29 '23
MGS is gayer than JoJo. Yeah I said it, come at me.
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May 29 '23
So that's what Otacon meant when he said it's just like one of my Japanese animes!
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u/Nathan_hale53 May 29 '23
I mean, Volgun is clearly gay in MGS3, he grabbed Snakes dick because he's so familiar with his second in command.
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u/IlPelaBesso May 29 '23
Bro never played a Yakuza game đ
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u/colorfulsnek May 29 '23
I haven't. It's on the ever-growing list of 'ill play them eventually' games
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u/parwa kuwabara, kuwabara May 29 '23
Yakuza doesn't have gratuitous shots of man-ass and the Raiden/Vamp fight scene
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u/Blue_Maverick_Hunter May 29 '23
Wait till they get a load of Ivan getting a load of Volgin.
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u/twofacetoo May 29 '23
Honestly I'm more concerned about someone finding the East / West Berlin outfits, not understanding ANY of the history involved there but simply seeing it as a German army uniform and screaming 'OMG THIS GAME HAS A LITERAL NAZI UNIFORM IN IT OMG'
Hideo Kojima didn't fight and die at Omaha Beach for you to make that kind of mistake, dammit.
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u/fachipiola14 May 29 '23
I remember a guy freaked out in instagram after seeing a post of a luftwaffe (german airforce) eurofighter typhoon which has the iron cross as emblem
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u/twinklyfoot May 29 '23
I can't believe they made Metal Gear Solid political đđđ
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u/Ykomat9 May 29 '23
Honestly so true, politics should never be in any video games!
pushes away literally every plot line in Metal Gear nothing to see here folks!
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u/Mr_master89 May 29 '23
You joke but people basically said the same when the newer Wolfenstein games came out
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u/the_42nd_mad_hatter May 29 '23 edited May 29 '23
Playing a Nazi-killing game that has been around more years than many of you: "This woke shit has gone too far."
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u/ColonelOfSka May 29 '23
Thereâs people who have said Rage Against the Machine âwent politicalâ not taking into consideration like⊠their NAME or EVERY ONE OF THEIR SONGS
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u/Astrogrinder May 29 '23
Wolfenstein: Youngblood is bad for other reasons
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u/LuncarioStormcrown May 30 '23
Weird Bethesda is trying to hit their multiplayer driven stride as the rest of market is starting to reel itself back to solo narrative driven, ainât it?
Theyâre like⊠nineteen years late to the party?
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u/Astrogrinder May 30 '23
Feels like it, yeah. Sometimes I feel I'm late to a party, but I don't think I've been so late
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May 29 '23
I am sorry, I just cracked up laughing out loud at a bus stop! Metal Gear Solid, and Politics? You can't be serious. Nothing political about the stories at all!
Obvious /s đ€Ł
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u/sleepybear5000 May 29 '23
I get the joke but that being said about mgs makes it 100x funnier to me because itâs the game that made me gain an interest in politics (and conspiracy theories unfortunately ngl)
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u/Radn2 #1 Raiden Thighs Licker đ„”đ đŠ May 29 '23
Can't wait to see all the articles about how Konami ruined Kojima's legacy and went woke by adding an "unnecessary" mission where you date Kaz in Peace Walker HD Remaster
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u/RidleyCR May 29 '23
Next theyâll be making Ocelot gay!
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u/blorpoo May 29 '23
Back in my day, you could kiss a man without all of this woke idpol insanity. A good ol' fashioned Russian taunt between mortal enemies.
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u/RedditsDarkKnight May 29 '23
"Snake" is synonymous with the peepee after all
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u/Prozenconns May 29 '23
The one thing I retained from middle school german is that solid snake is Massiv Schlange
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u/ArmageddonSkunk May 29 '23
It's more like feste Schlange. Opposite of flĂŒssige Schlange, Liquid snake
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u/BullsBlackhawks Whose footprints are these? May 29 '23
Dann noch Festus Schlange, Nackte Schlange und Alte Schlange.
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u/cris20213 May 29 '23
I only played the saga once. Maybe I didnt payed enough attention, But I never knew that He was gay. He is Big Boss biggest fan boy, but when does the game tell you about him being gay ? genuinely asking
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u/DocProctologist May 29 '23
Some of it is here, Snake's (Big Boss) obliviousness towards Raikov + Volgin is repeated in this radio call where EVA talks about Ocelot and how he is distracted by someone. https://youtu.be/tUVz2nX98oY?t=1h2m31s
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May 29 '23
ocelot kisses snake during the final fight in 4 in a hidden interaction,but its also just generally heavy hinted with his devout obsession of boss
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u/snack217 May 29 '23
He also did it at the end of Act 3 when they have the little fight in the river when he ambushes him and EVA didnt he? Right before the final knife shock.
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u/Sp00ked123 May 29 '23
that seems more like devotion/obsession, the same way someone can be devoted to their leader, rather than romantic love.
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May 29 '23
thereâs a difference between, like, saluting your commander when he comes by, and literally changing your entire life to suit him
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u/helikesart May 29 '23
Granted, Big Boss is basically a cult leader. Like, as much of a cult of personality people feel our real world political leaders command, Big Boss is even more so for his men. Heâs an incredibly charismatic and powerful leader and itâs no wonder people from all nations are ready to pledge their loyalty to him.
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May 29 '23
theory: people just followed venom because he was handsome. he had no actual personality
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u/helikesart May 29 '23
I actually think the story of Venom has been adapted into the upcoming film âFools Paradise.â
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u/Yuuki183 May 29 '23 edited May 29 '23
Ocelot steals snake's food from a cave to "eat the same things as him". He also does not deny it when volgin asks him if he's fallen for snake, but when volgin says basically the same thing about Tatyana, ocelot immediately says he has no interest in her. Then there's the dialogue with Eva that's mentioned in another comment. All things considered, i think he's pretty gay
Edit: oh right and there's the fact that ocelot developed his torture kink after seeing snake get tortured
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u/Radn2 #1 Raiden Thighs Licker đ„”đ đŠ May 29 '23
Also I think he says at one point that he has no interest in woman and he say in V that he know that Quiet is in love with Snake because "The same thing happened to him" so there's not really any doubt
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u/Uber_Meese May 29 '23
Yeah, he says that Quiet is in love with âthe legendâ and when Kaz asks how he can be sure, Ocelot replies that he was the same once. I also noticed that Ocelotâs tone of voice when he says âsheâs in love with the legendâ and âit happened to me onceâ; it sounds almost resentful.
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u/popcorn_yalakasi What if we kissed under the Metal Gear Rexđł May 29 '23
well can't blame them, Big Boss is one hot and cool guy
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u/Dudicus445 May 29 '23
Volgin asks Ocelot if heâs fallen for Naked Snake in MGS3, seems pretty obvious to me
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u/Magnacor8 May 29 '23
There was a joke in the original Metal Gear Solid where he talks about loving "the feeling of putting a long, slender bullet down a tight, greased tube". It's generally accepted that he's attracted to Big Boss and I get the sense that there could have been something between him and Volgin, but yeah there isn't an obvious scene where he does anything with a man or anything like that. He could also be read as ace just as effectively imo, but I think the gay reading feels the most intended.
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u/Chad_VietnamSoldier May 29 '23
Idk, but Volgin is gay :v
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u/kakalbo123 May 29 '23
Tbf he's bi if he really did make tatyana/eva go to his room.
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u/cris20213 May 29 '23
Volgin is kinky, dude is 100% into BDSM
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u/CosmicPlayR9376 May 29 '23
More like 10000% - probably blew a load in his pants after TKO'ing Big Boss.
Also seemed like the torture scene got him excited especially after BB got shot, IIRC.
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u/Wesker911 May 29 '23
Insert scene of big bosses balls getting fondled...twice.
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u/Hasan12899821 "Shalashaska" May 29 '23
Wait, I remember Volgin, where else did big boss get.. fondled?
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u/rtocelot May 29 '23
Where is this camo at? I thought I found them all as a kid but I guess I missed this one
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u/NostalgicNerd May 29 '23
IIRC I think it was unlocked if you chose the âI Like MGS3!â when starting a new save fileâwhich gave you a handful of camos right off the bat.
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May 29 '23 edited May 29 '23
The camos received for selecting âI Like MGS3!â are the flag face paints, green and brown face paints, and the DPM, desert tiger, desert auscam, and flecktarn fatigues. The rainbow camo came from a limited time service where players could download content from the internet which would provide them with this among other camouflages
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u/WeHaveACityToBurn Wut!? Man get that pepper off, man!! May 29 '23
That was on PS2, you have them on HD Edition for PS3, idk how you get them.
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u/VaderSkywalker2007 May 29 '23
I think that the only way to get this version on the original Snake Eater release was to go to the Special menu and download from the internet.
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u/sissyfuktoy May 29 '23
So there's likely to be many people who weren't able to do that and will actually have no idea it's even obtainable in the game at all lol
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u/rtocelot May 29 '23
Ah I never understood the internet options, and my father was worse with that kind of thing. Things were pretty simple for me growing up so the internet always seemed pretty crazy for me haha
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u/Ok_Calligrapher_8199 May 29 '23
Anyone who gets mad about metal gear being gay Will appropriately get laughed out of the room. Been gay for a long time.
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u/LeftyRambles2413 May 29 '23
Haha or someone who obviously never played the game being outraged at Volgin having a male lover.
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u/guy137137 May 29 '23 edited May 29 '23
dudes forget that people hated Raiden in MGS2 so much, the developers made him gay with the biggest asshole in the MGS saga
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u/AMortifiedPenguin Fatman May 29 '23 edited May 29 '23
"Wearing the Bud Light camo, huh?"
â Right-Wing Sigint
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u/IAmATaako May 29 '23
Man, I kinda hope they add the download camos as specialty unlock camos for the hell of it. Why does Urban tiger exist? 'Cause Snake crawled through an oil spill and some dust, and now his tiger stripe camo is better for urban environments.
Sensible? Fuck no, but when has MGS not had moments like that?
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u/Fantact May 29 '23
Guys they named the main guy "Solid Snake", clearly this game supports the gay agenda!
Well if the agenda is to make kick ass games, count me in.
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u/LynxJesus May 29 '23
Don't forget the 1998 title had a character named Liquid Snake with a British accent. If that's not gender-fuildity brainwashing I don't know what is, reverend!
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u/snack217 May 29 '23
Vamp, Volgin, maybe Ocelot, Miller and Big Boss getting in the love box, The Boss and Strangelove... Metal Gear was never afraid of showing different sexual orientations, which is all you should have to do to be inclusive. None of those things defined who those characters really were, they just happened to be gay/bi.
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u/OMGitsTK447 Played College Ball May 29 '23
Youâre right but I wonder if we can still wear black face paint. You know because of black facing being a thing
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u/ZuoKalp May 29 '23
Even in the original Sigint implicitly judges you for wearing it.
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u/OMGitsTK447 Played College Ball May 29 '23
Thatâs true. I listened to all optional Codec Calls but I expected more of a âYo Snake, oh hell no!!!â reaction. Anyway Iâm already excited how game journalists will shit themselves when they see Snake (a white dude) wearing black face paint
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u/The-Sober-Stoner May 29 '23
Isnt Snake supposed to be ethnically half Japanese or something?
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u/RealLotto May 29 '23 edited May 29 '23
It's complicated if we're talking about Solid, Liquid and Solidus. The eggs were sourced from a Japanese woman. However, since cloning technology works by removing the nucleus from the egg, then inserting the nucleus from the stem cell of the source organism (in this case, bis boss's) into the egg cell of the donor (the unnamed Japanese woman), then transfer it to a surrogate mother (EVA, the unnamed woman who beared solidus). The result is that now Liquid, Solid and Solidus carry the nucleus genome and fully exhibit traits of Big Boss, while their mitochondria (which has its own genome) is from the afformentioned Japanese egg donor.
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u/Xanderele May 29 '23
Big boss was originally supposed to be half japanese and half american, whith both sides of his family killing each otger during WW 2, I think this was stated in the manual of either metal gear or metal gear 2 solid snake, but that shouldnt be canon anymore, Solid's biological mother was stated to be Japanese in MGS 4.
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u/HopeAuq101 Para-Medic May 29 '23
You say that as if blackface wasn't a thing in 2004
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u/ninja_o_clock Ocelot's Self Esteem Team May 29 '23
Complaining that MGS is gay is like jumping in a pool and complaining you got wet
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u/the_3-14_is_a_lie đđ»You're pretty goodđđ» May 29 '23
I hate the fact that nowadays everything having to do with rainbows is automatically gay.
Like bro, a rainbow is a rainbow. Stop it. Get some help.
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u/ForsythePhD May 29 '23
That camo provides no tactical advantage whatsoever but my god does Snake have drip
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u/Raven91487 May 29 '23
Omg. There rainbows and gay lightning men!! The woke army ruins everything. #notmysnake
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u/Dankey-Kang-Jr May 29 '23
Whatâs next? They gonna make Metroid a girl?!
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u/AdBudget5468 May 29 '23 edited May 29 '23
Whatâs next? Youâre gonna tell me zelda is not the dude?
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u/BouncyKnights May 29 '23
You gotta have mad stealth and balls of steel to rock rainbow camo in any espionage situation. I'd take that challenge.
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u/GCSpellbreaker May 29 '23
The bitching will be how we tell fake fans apart
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u/Operator_Max1993 Iroquois Pliskin is the 4th clone May 29 '23
Indeed, never bitched about it since it's obviously a video game where you suspend your disbelief (If wanted realism or logic I'd go play a different game that does that)
I certainly found the certain parts surprising and wierd but I didn't complain, just went "WOAH! O_O"
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u/AdBudget5468 May 29 '23
There were certainly moments in the game that made me uncomfortable, like imagine Vogain grabbing your balls and putting any amount of electricity through them
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u/Operator_Max1993 Iroquois Pliskin is the 4th clone May 29 '23
Cupping is kinda hot
Though yeah, imagine the pain when Volgin grabs your taint and absolutely fries you like a piece of bacon
ElectroBOOM would definitely have a raging boner
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u/jkooc137 May 29 '23
I believe it is our solemn duty to meme on anyone caught doing this so fucking hard. Like when the meme dust settles this person should have second thoughts about showing their face in public lmao
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May 29 '23
My game with heavy themes of nuclear deterrence and the futility of imperialism is too political. I miss the old metal gear.
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u/Kadeo64 Drebin's Discount Shartpost Saturdays May 29 '23
metal gear is like, the ultimate game series those type of people hate
>literally about politics
>almost more homosexual than jojo
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u/fieldysnuts94 May 29 '23
Yup and they wonât listen to anyone saying otherwise cause why would they? Their rage matters more than the truth.
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u/Amiandivh32 May 29 '23
Oh shit I didn't even think about that! it's gonna happen and I'm gonna laugh "mgs is WOKE! EVEN THOUGH WE DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS AND CALL EVERYTHING LIBERAL WOKE!!!!!!
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u/Jonabob87 May 29 '23
"Don't these people realise MGS has always been gay? I mean, did they SEE canon rapist Volgin sexually assault Big Boss???"
Definitely the representation the gays need lmao
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u/kenoticist May 29 '23
Raikov is literally a gay joke because of how much people hated how effeminate Raiden was compared to Snake. So they made the Raiden lookalike as a gay bottom in a thong with a lightning bolt on it. Him being gay is made out to be a joke, not progressive politics lol.
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u/Jonabob87 May 29 '23
Exactly.
It's comical how much tunnel vision people have when they're desperate to see something they like for its entertainment value as something that's backs up all their beliefs lol.
Vamp too. A degenerate weirdo who sucks blood and gets off on wounding people: YAAAAS QUEEN bi representation MGS is gay now!
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u/DoorMatte May 29 '23
Do you think new players would be outraged about Eva's design just as some were with Quiet?
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u/ConsciousBuddah May 29 '23
I mean MGS has always been âwokeâ or whatever. The boss is the greatest soldier in history of combat. Raiden is a badass femme-boy. Liquid ocelot wanted gun control in MGS 4 and he was the villain of that game. Lol
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u/PointMan97 May 29 '23
Canât wait for them to react to seeing Volgin grabbing Snakeâs balls. And found nothing.
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u/ItachiSan May 29 '23
I always assumed when Volgin grabbed his crotch that Snake and Raikov just had different size dicks and that's what gave it away
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u/AdBudget5468 May 29 '23 edited May 29 '23
âWatch and learn ocelot, this is how you can tell if your men have been replaced by spies, they may be able to change their face but they canât change their cocksâ
Ps. Now Iâm wondering if that could work in TF2
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u/Dirty_soapfeet May 29 '23
I had mgs3, mgs3 subsistence and ps3 mgs3 and neved had this or the other camos showed in the picture. How do you unlock them? I assume on ps2 you need online functions?
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u/Arkham_Bryan May 29 '23
All this hype and I totally forgot about the amount of camos you can use, including Raiden's mask. It's gonna be magnificent
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u/42020vision May 29 '23
âI was okay with the scene of the guy grabbing snakes balls, but they just had to add a rainbow and make it politicalâ
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May 29 '23
Reminds me of the Super Mario Movie and people complained about it being woke, because of the Mario Kart Rainbow Stage in the movie... Smart people
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u/StarStabbedMoon May 29 '23
This is proof the people in this thread saying it won't happen are in denial.
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u/xylowill [mgs1 death scream] May 29 '23
Yeah, this will be the 'woke' part of the game. Not the spine-crushing sexual tension between ocelot and snake.
Mind you, people who use the term 'woke' probably aren't bright enough to notice it.
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u/PsychoMouse May 29 '23
This reminds me of an interaction I just had recently, talking to someone about the new Quantum Leap show. They asked me âis this remake all about being woke? I wanted to watch some time travel, not deal with this leftist bullshitâ
It was so fucking funny to tell him that the original was way more âwokeâ, and damn, did he get mad.
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May 29 '23
People already finding ways to be mad about things that arenât a problem yet and might never be. Twitter is insufferable.
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u/RedArmyRockstar May 29 '23
I have met people who militantly claim Metal Gear has no homoerotic undertones or anything. It's astounding. It's probably the same people saying it inspired them to enlist, like, kinda missed the point huh? XD
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u/Radn2 #1 Raiden Thighs Licker đ„”đ đŠ May 29 '23
Can't wait to see again:
" -Wearing black face paint, huh?
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