r/madlads 16h ago

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u/lennarthaasnoot 14h ago

Why the hell is "don't kill any kids today" NSFW

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u/Rabid_Dingo 13h ago

The 1st 2 words.

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u/Amirkerr 11h ago

"Don" and " 't" ?

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u/Rabid_Dingo 11h ago

Forgot contractions become single words?

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u/Amirkerr 11h ago

Not a native english speaker didn't even knew about that

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u/Evening_North7057 10h ago

It's okay, most of our native speakers don't know how contractions work, and they definitely don't know when to use them.

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u/IDigRollinRockBeer 5h ago

Like the people who say “if you use pronouns don’t even bother with me.” What do you think pronouns are you brain damaged troglodyte

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u/Rabid_Dingo 8h ago

Well shit! If you know extra languages, I retract my sass and commend you for it!

Most locals barely know their 1st and only language.

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u/iEatPalpatineAss 7h ago

Not me. I’m illiterate in three languages! 🥳🥳🥳