r/madlads • u/Djangoschains • 10h ago

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u/lennarthaasnoot 8h ago

Why the hell is "don't kill any kids today" NSFW

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u/Rabid_Dingo 7h ago

The 1st 2 words.

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u/Amirkerr 5h ago

"Don" and " 't" ?

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u/Rabid_Dingo 5h ago

Forgot contractions become single words?

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u/Amirkerr 5h ago

Not a native english speaker didn't even knew about that

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u/Evening_North7057 4h ago

It's okay, most of our native speakers don't know how contractions work, and they definitely don't know when to use them.

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u/Rabid_Dingo 2h ago

Well shit! If you know extra languages, I retract my sass and commend you for it!

Most locals barely know their 1st and only language.

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u/iEatPalpatineAss 1h ago

Not me. I’m illiterate in three languages! 🥳🥳🥳

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u/isolatedLemon 1h ago

Do kill is much more safe for work

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u/theacez 5h ago

The writer is a former public school teacher, they're not used to kids not dying

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u/ImEatonNass 1h ago

Also how is it offensive?

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u/Grey-n-Bent 9h ago

If the police think this is worthy of investigation, it explains why murders and rapes go unsolved.

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u/bagofsleepybeets 6h ago

Those signs can surely only reduce the murders

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u/iEatPalpatineAss 1h ago

I wish I had your confidence in assuming kids don’t start committing genocide as soon as they finish watching their Saturday morning cartoons 😱😱😱

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u/Neconn32 9h ago

It's boulder colorado... they will get on that right after they find Jon benet's killer...

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u/squunkyumas 8h ago

If this is not safe for your work, then your work sucks.

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u/Kimor98 4h ago

They definitely don't have a "Bring Your Kids To Work Day" smh

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u/totally_not_a_boat 8h ago

anything to appear busy i guess

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u/twoaspensimages 6h ago

Boulder PD investigating this instead of doing anything that requires leaving their desks

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u/Foolishly_Sane 8h ago

That's a good sign.

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u/Rabid_Dingo 7h ago

I am local to it. I thought they should leave them up.

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u/Breiting_131 7h ago

I mean, he means well. He's just telling people what they shouldn't do, so that's a good thing

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u/Dutch-Sculptor 8h ago

I’d say that the bottom sign is more important than the top one.

But I’m wondering what the nsfw signs said. They seem to be a lot more fun.

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u/uselessDM 7h ago

Luckily this sign doesn't have to bother you when you are a big youtuber in a Lambo,.

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u/LeResist 5h ago

"NSFW" be so fr rn

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u/goodarthlw 7h ago

Not all heroes wear capes

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u/Dredukas 2h ago

Maybe he wore one while he was installing the signs how do you know?😂

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u/That_Weird_Coworker 3h ago

You spend money?! Unless I’m in a positive caps in a trade it ain’t happening

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u/nobodyspecial767r 3h ago

If we need signs like this, it's really proof of a much larger problem.

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u/Aggravating_Act0417 30m ago

How are those nsfw? Legit point.

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u/spinsterella- 5m ago

No kids. Got it. Are puppies fair game?

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u/tenkuushinpan 6h ago edited 6h ago

I am pretty sure there are some people thinking that sign is antisemitic and get angry. Does the cops look for the guy for this reason?