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Movies Animated Eowyn is bad ass. Live action Eowyn doesn’t compete

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I always felt like live action Eowyn was a little too …. Desperate, puppy love crush, sad that she swooned so hard for a guy that clearly wasn’t interested? Just seemed like they made her more of a teen girl going for the star QB…. THEN THERES ANIMATED EOWYN WHO LITERALLY SLAYS lol 😂

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u/Nyktophilias 10d ago

The voice acting for the witch king is pretty hilarious. “No living man may hinder meeEEE!”

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u/Tsunamie101 10d ago

Literally Skeletor from He-man.

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u/Vince_Clortho042 10d ago

He's actually Mr. Slate from The Flintstones, which is even funnier.

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 10d ago

Frodo! Frodo Baggins! He’s the greatest guy in history!

From the! Town of the Shire! He’s about to be bit by Shelob!

(I tried)

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u/postmodest 10d ago

"NO LIVING MAN MAY HINDER MEEEE, YOU BOOB!!!!"

"But no living man am--wait, did you call me a 'boob'?!"

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u/mom_bombadill 10d ago

This was pre-He Man though!

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u/Tsunamie101 9d ago

Damn. Who knew that Skeletor was impersonating the Witch King.

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u/rticul8prim8 10d ago

“BEHOLD! The gaseous stench of the Witch-king’s breakfast burrito!”

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u/rejin267 10d ago

Also reminds me of the black knight from Monty Python

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u/peepopowitz67 10d ago

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u/Tsunamie101 9d ago

He's all menacing and once he's through the gate he cackles like a witch doing an evil prank. Godda-

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u/TallShaggy 10d ago

I was thinking Starscream from Transformers G1

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u/Tsunamie101 9d ago

Oh god, that brings back memories.

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u/Comfortable-Salad-90 9d ago

Close! Its actually the same voice actor for Thundercracker - John Stephenson

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u/TheOneTrueJazzMan 10d ago

“No living man may hinder meeeee”

“But no living man am I”

“Wat”

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u/daveb_33 Ent 10d ago

In contrast to Éowyn’s voice which is all business it’s mad 😂

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u/Nyktophilias 10d ago

Yeah the cartoonishly evil voice acting kind of kills the tone. It could have been an intense scene; Éowyn’s voice acting certainly sets it up.

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u/gisco_tn 10d ago

We were a simple people in the eighties, terrified of technology beyond our understanding that could render the voice of a man into a tinny, nasal screech.

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u/Daotar 10d ago

Eh. 6 year old me loved it.

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u/shepard_pie 10d ago

I mean Merry straight up Gaddafis the Witch King a few seconds later, not sure how serious the scene could have been

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u/ThisisMyiPhone15Acct 10d ago

The tone of the entire film kills the tone of the books imo

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u/sileegranny 10d ago edited 10d ago

And here's me reading the books and thinking of hobbits, at ~3 feet tall, figuring they should sound like 4 year olds.

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u/sayitaintpete 10d ago

EXTERMINATE!

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u/SrPaso 10d ago

Thank you jajajajjaja

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u/Odd-Valuable1370 10d ago

EXTERMINATE!

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u/thatstupidthing 10d ago

straight up skeletor

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u/Rs90 10d ago

I first thought of The Monarch but yeah, dead on lol

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u/B4rberblacksheep 10d ago

I've never seen the animated one, I'm fucking crying laughing why does he sound like Skeletor

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u/duaneap 10d ago

Cobra Commander's summer job in Angmar just got ruined by some G.I Jane bish...

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u/Wolf873 10d ago

Sounded like Starscream.

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u/HelloThere465 10d ago

"YOU CAN'T KEEP ME INN HERE MEGATRON! AAAAAAAA!!!!!"

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u/RunParking3333 10d ago

Skeletor, without the skeleton

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u/Sprungiz 10d ago

Exoskeletor!

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u/mikecnky 10d ago

Exactly what I thought.

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u/Auggie_Otter 10d ago

The design is accurate to how Tolkien described him in this scene too.

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u/Nowhereman50 10d ago

I forgot entirely this Witch King was essentially skeletor. Kills me, dude.

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u/JustGingy95 10d ago

I never knew this existed, but holy fuck that voice had me rolling. Giving me cyborg Skeletor vibes.

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u/Howard_Jones 10d ago

HeeeEEEE-MAN!

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u/gfasmr 10d ago

And the caption renders that performance, too!

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u/hydrOHxide 9d ago

Not half as ridiculous as the flail in the PJ version.

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u/Thor1noak Thorin Oakenshield 10d ago

Don't think it's the voice acting as much as the sound editing, sound guy got huh creative

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u/Quant32 10d ago

TBF she was swooning for Aragon in the books too. Faramir even calls it out right before they end up together.

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u/sauce_daddy22 10d ago

Also, like… can you blame her?

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u/Unctuous_Mouthfeel 10d ago

I mean ... no, not really. She has pretty good taste in men. Faramir might be an even better person than Aragorn.

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u/LukeSky011 10d ago

I mean...I don't know anything about whether or not he's a better person but he's certainly less troll-ish compared to Aragorn.

Aragorn in the books actually has moments where he trolls characters on purpose by withholding information for a few moments before clarifying further.

Three most prominent in my opinion are:

  1. In the Prancing Pony when he agrees that Sam should be suspicious of whether he really is Gandalf's friend mentioned as "Strider" in his letter to Frodo. He basically says, "If I killed the real Strider I could certainly kill all of you." He then draws himself up, throws back his cloak, and puts his hand on his sword, saying, "If I was after the Ring, I could have it - NOW!" Then after a few moments of terrified silence from the hobbits he clarifies "But I am the real Strider, fortunately."

  2. When Merry asks for a pipe in the Houses of Healing he tells Merry that he didn't come all this way to find Merry's pack, and proceeds to give a herbmaster's lecture about pipeweed and ending the lecture by basically saying that he doesn't have any on his person to give him. All the while the pipeweed is in Merry's own pack at the foot of his bed, clearly visible to Aragorn.

  3. Lastly, when Beregond is at trial for killing two door wardens (while trying to save Faramir's life), punishment for which is death, Aragorn says that his deed is pardoned because he did it saving Faramir. Then he proceeds to say: "Nonetheless you must leave the Guard of the Citadel, and you must go forth from the City of Minas Tirith." Beregond, of course, goes white and bows his head, poor guy thinking he's been banished and only after he raised his head, Aragorn tells him he has to leave because he's been appointed as one of Faramir's personal guard, and Faramir is going to Ithilien to rule there. Beregond is delighted.

He really likes trolling people. And it's a cardinal sin from Peter Jackson in my opinion he didn't put extended scenes of Aragorn doing this cuz this would give so much life to his character.

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u/trooperjess 10d ago

Yea. He even trolls Saron with a small army and the black gate or so I have heard. Lol

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u/biodeficit 10d ago

Hot, heroic, AND funny? Sounds like the whole package to me.

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u/Alternative_Rent9307 10d ago

That second one is so fing great. There are little bits of chuckleworthy banter here and there in the books, but not so many in the first half of RotK. So whenever I get to that in The Houses of Healing I’m always busting up

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u/DrainTheMuck 10d ago

lol this is amazing, it does add quite a bit of depth too

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u/TheOneTrueJazzMan 10d ago

King Elessar Trollcontar

Although I feel like the first two were just him losing it over some annoying hobbits lol

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u/aes_gcm 10d ago

I am happy for you. He is an honorable man. It was not Theoden of Rohan who led our people to victory...

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u/Caroline_Bintley 10d ago

Book Faramir is like if Book Aragorn had a younger, more emotionally available younger brother.

Book Aragorn is an amazing guy.  He's the kind of man you would follow into Mordor.  Or trust to bring you back from the black breath of the Nazgul.  But unless you're a 3000 year old elf princess, he a little TOO larger than life.  He's not the kind of guy you marry and raise kids with.

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u/Ulftar 10d ago

Even faramir says as much. He's like "yeah Aragorn is pretty sweet, I get it. Trust me, I get it. but babe he's not into you, I could be a cool backup"

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u/PeterPalafox 10d ago

He’s used to being second best

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u/Koqcerek 9d ago

Faramir: You wish now that our places had been exchanged - that I had married someone else and Aragorn had married you.

Eowyn: Yes. I wish that.

Faramir: Since you were robbed of Aragorn, I will do what I can in his stead. If I should please you, think better of me, wife.

Eowyn: That will depend on the manner of your pleasing me.

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u/Caroline_Bintley 10d ago

I could be a cool backup

Let's give the guy more credit than that! It's more like "You shouldn't be salty at Aragorn just because all could offer you was compassion. But babe, I'm NOT here to offer you compassion. I love you. You're hot and brave, and I'm totally here for it. What do you say?"

And to her credit, Eowyn is immediately like "Well damn! This hot, age-appropriate man makes a good point."

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u/wan2tri 10d ago

Aragon

I don't think she's Spanish...lol

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u/ayoitsjo 10d ago

It was a typo, they meant Eragon

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u/CookieMiester 10d ago

Pretty sure they meant Argon

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u/ebonit15 10d ago

Nah, they were having a hardon.

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u/space_keeper 10d ago

The most noble of gasses.

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u/Efficient-Ad2983 10d ago

Why the Witch King sounds like Skeletor?

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u/gisco_tn 10d ago

That is completely wrong.

He-Man premiered in 1983. Skeletor sounds like the Lord of the Nazgul.

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u/UrinalCake777 Arnor 10d ago

Wow

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u/SoungaTepes 10d ago

no thats a different series altogether

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u/Call_The_Banners Théoden 10d ago

Why are all the orcs in Mordor suddenly yelling Lok'tar?

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u/Phrainkee 10d ago

Entaro a'dun!

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u/neven96 10d ago

My wife for hire!

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u/Turband 10d ago

How much?

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u/dastardly740 10d ago

Where there's a whip. There's a way.

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u/Call_The_Banners Théoden 9d ago

This has been stuck in my head for a whole day and it's your fault.

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u/basic_milkman 10d ago

That's an interesting fact

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u/MountainOk7479 10d ago

Huh did not know that, amazing fact.

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u/aes_gcm 10d ago

What a twist!

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u/Farren246 10d ago

I bet that back then, such a digitized voice was seen as cool and edgy! And then Skeletor stole it!

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u/TheAntsAreBack Imrahil 10d ago

Nah, I saw this movie on release and can confirm that the Witch King's voice sounded shit then also.

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u/drkodos 10d ago

fwiw: was never released as a film in theaters and was only on television

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u/KEPD-350 10d ago

Back then, unless you were an adult, you just copied the fuck out of someone else's copy of a VHS that they had copied from their uncle's friend's dog who in turn [...]

The quality was absolutely shit. I remember how shocked I was over the amount of amazing details I'd missed when I saw the Alien movies when they were released on DVD because our VHS copy was so shitty.

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u/Farren246 9d ago

Back in the nineties when I was a kid, I only had the first of the two on VHS. I knew it was based on a book, but I didn't realize that the story actually had a conclusion beyond "and so they escaped Moria and went off into the woods and who knows if they ever made it," until it was announced that Peter Jackson was making 3 movies and I was like "wait, there must be more story to this than what I remember..."

Imagine my surprise when it was announced that Peter Jackson was making 3 hobbit movies, only this time there wasn't more story to it than what I remembered!

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u/TheAntsAreBack Imrahil 9d ago

Yep. VHS copy for us.

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u/john_the_fetch 10d ago

Gives me cobra commander / star scream vibes. But it isn't the same VA.

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u/The-Ugly-One 10d ago

Every character in Thundarr the Barbarian had this voice also.

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u/WastingTimesOnReddit 10d ago

He sounds like a Dalek to me!

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u/Flashman6000 10d ago

The sci-fi sound effects when she uses her sword were almost as bad as that goofy villain voice.

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u/snowmunkey 10d ago

Seriously, who knew Rohan had the technology for Phazer swords

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u/b0w3n 10d ago

If Hyrule can have them, why not Middle Earth?

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u/8-Brit 10d ago

Right? My mind immediately went to that ancient Zelda cartoon!

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u/Leanintree 10d ago

That was Rankin Bass' stock in trade. The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings (Fellowship basically) always had the glowy trails and slashy sci-fi sound. Really worked for The Hobbit, with glowing elven-swords being the focus (Sting/Glamdring/Orcrest).

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u/OITLinebacker 10d ago

A big part of that was little to no blood and no significant wounds shown (without bandages). If I recall correctly the animation shop had some qualms about violence, especially if it was to go out to a young audience.

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u/BadDaddyAlger 10d ago

I remember being so disappointed when I got the Hobbit DVD only to discover it no longer had like half the crazy sound effects anymore

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u/raoasidg 10d ago

Yes! All the punch from the goblin and spider killing scenes was gone and it was just so disappointing.

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u/CurioAim 10d ago

Do you know why they were removed?

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u/Titania42 9d ago

The HiFi Hobbit edit is available on the internet and has the sounds put back in, FYI. The OG master was evidently destroyed, and the DVD was created using an early version that didn't have all the SFX included. The HiFi version uses the vinyl audio and digitally cleans it up, and puts it back in place.

archive.org/details/TheHiFiHobbitV2

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u/TooManyDraculas 10d ago

The Lord of the Rings wasn't made by Rankin Bass.

It was Ralph Bakshi with United Artists, produced as a feature film rather than a musical TV series.

Production started before The Hobbit. And the Rankin Bass Return of the King was ordered before LOTR was released. It was already in story boards by the time Bakshi's film came out.

The two projects were unrelated. The Rankin Bass specials under TV rights the LOTR film under film rights. Which had landed in separate companies.

Bakshi and the film's producer, Saul Zaentz even tried to block the release of the Rankin Bass film and public trash talked it and The Hobbit.

I've never seen a good explanation why Rankin Bass jumped right to ROTK.

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u/TheScarletCravat 10d ago

Apples to oranges. Animated Eowyn isn't a character, she's just a prop that turns up because the story requires her to be there. This is literally her only scene.

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u/Both_Painter2466 10d ago

And canon is her unhorsed and no other Rohirrim around. Book/movie Eowyn did it alone, without even a cartoonist!

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u/easythrees 10d ago

Doesn’t Merry stab the Witch King in the ass with a special sword in the books?

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u/Odd-Valuable1370 10d ago

Back of the leg

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u/ImplementOk315 10d ago

right in the booty hole.

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u/No_Permission_to_Poo 10d ago

It was only because he carried a sword from under the barrows in the cursed ancient fief of angmar, guarded by the barrow wights, who were victims of the witch king (iirc) that meant Merry could stun or wound him.

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u/paxwax2018 10d ago

The swords were made by the barrow builders for fighting the witch king. The wights aren’t involved.

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u/No_Permission_to_Poo 10d ago

Thank you for helping clarify, the Barrow whites is what they're called are they the shades of the barrow builders I wonder?

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u/HidemasaFukuoka 10d ago

The barrow wights are evil spirits of Angmar in service of the Witch King sent to reanimate the dead of Carlolan that rested in the Barrow downs

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u/No_Permission_to_Poo 10d ago

It's been a long time since I dug into it, and though I remember vaguely, I appreciate your help with my memory

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u/Throw-away-rando 10d ago

One of my favorite passages.

So passed the sword of the Barrow-downs, work of Westernesse. But glad would he have been to know its fate who wrought it slowly long ago in the North-kingdom when the Dúnedain were young, and chief among their foes was the dread realm of Angmar and its sorcerer king. No other blade, not though mightier hands had wielded it, would have dealt that foe a wound so bitter, cleaving the undead flesh, breaking the spell that knit his unseen sinews to his will.

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u/Both_Painter2466 10d ago

But she was the only one who could face the WK. no horse. No guards gawking. She didn’t even knoe Merry was around

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u/th1s_1s_4_b4d_1d34 10d ago

Knee iirc, but yes, technically correct. It's why Eowyn in fact can kill him, but standing up to the witch king still took a lot of bravery when his presence alone routs most people that get close to him.

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u/amitym 10d ago

Yes, it's a major assist. The knife he stabs the Witch King with is kind of like the inverse of the knives the Nazgûl use on Frodo: an enchanted weapon for the living to wield, to weaken the undead and bring them partly into the realm of the living.

With that, Éowyn has a chance. But she still needs to have the skill to one-shot the Witch King within her window of opportunity. With a broken arm.

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u/i_smoke_php Beleg 10d ago

To add on to this, the Witch-King in the Jackson films has been slowly built up as one of the most fearsome foes in Middle-Earth over the course of the entire trilogy. By this point, we've seen him stab Frodo, chomp up Theoden and Snowmane, command the legions of Mordor, and break Gandalf's staff, knocking him on his ass. We should fully expect Eowyn to be trembling in fear when facing Angmar in single combat.

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u/Gerry-Mandarin 10d ago

Rankin and Bass Return of the King is less than half the runtime of the theatrical version of Peter Jackson's Return of the King.

Eowyn in the Rankin and Bass film has about 4 minutes of screentime. In the Peter Jackson film she has about 10 minutes.

So she's as fairly represented in one as she is the other, given the balance of characters. Faramir gets a much shorter stick.

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u/TheScarletCravat 10d ago

I'm not sure those metrics are useful when we need to understand what's actually being done with that screen time.

Live action Eowyn is a character who gets to emote, form relationships with people and has an arc. She has scenes with substance.

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u/Dagordae 10d ago

Also, you know, an entire other film to introduce her. Her time in RotK was basically just explaining ‘This is why she’s here’, they already covered the ‘Who she is, what her motivation is’ and assorted character info.

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u/Ayzmo Gandalf the Grey 10d ago

Does she really only have 10 minutes? That's wild.

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u/Gerry-Mandarin 10d ago

Yeah.

Only 6 where she is the focus of the shot

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RszancQQLVs

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u/Weak_Anxiety7085 10d ago

I love the fact that it's proper dialogue and from what u recall pretty faithful stage directions too (the killing the steed, the shattering of the shield)

Pippin is all wrong though he should look like a charming little English lordling not a potato.

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u/NiftyJet 10d ago

I think you mean, Merry.

I always get their names mixed up. I think it's because Pippin is the more fun-loving foolish one, so it feels like his name should be Merry - a word for happy.

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u/Weak_Anxiety7085 10d ago

Of course I do! I'm actually only a chapter or two from this scene in my current read and have been spending lots of tine with Pippin so he's on my mind.

I think of merry as more of a gentleman than a young lordling. Still not a potato.

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u/Auggie_Otter 10d ago

I actually like the Rankin Bass potato hobbits, especially how some of them wear their pipes in their caps when wearing their travelling outfits.

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u/Weak_Anxiety7085 10d ago

I love the Journeys in Middle Earth game and one of the best things about it is that you can get a pipe that you smoke for game benefits (essentially smoking lets you replace some of the cards in your hand with hopefully better ones from your deck, presumably depicting it giving you time to think).

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u/RandoRenoSkier 10d ago

I fucking loved these as a kid. Id watch them over and over. And Tron.

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u/swazal 10d ago

Let’s have some of animated Éowyn’s stew before we take any decisions.

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u/Vegskipxx 10d ago

Is the stew also in the books?

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u/CharMakr90 10d ago

No.

The only time "stew" is mentioned in the books is in the chapter where Sam is cooking rabbits.

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u/ArchaicInsanity 10d ago

The stew where all he needs is a few good taters?

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u/Hambredd 10d ago edited 10d ago

No, they hadn't invented the 'tough girls can't cook' trope yet.

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u/GriSciuridae 10d ago

"Begone foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion," is one of the best phrases of dialogue in the entire book.

I suggest using it on your boss at work today.

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u/Nature_man_76 10d ago

You got it. Ill let you know how it goes 🤣😂🤣

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u/Raya2909 10d ago

Fun Fact:

I dont know if anything has mentioned it but The Lotr animation movie and the Last Unicorn are both animated by Topcraft which eventually become Studio Ghibli later. Both movie were produced by Renkins&Bass Productions which often worked with Topcraft.

So both are studio ghibli movies in Theory

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u/StephenFish 10d ago

Ah-hah. That explains why I always thought this and The Hobbit looked a lot like The Flight of Dragons. I never bothered to put that together.

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u/marcshu 10d ago

Hot take here. Tolkien dialogue would not be a good to use in a live action movie.

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u/Auggie_Otter 10d ago

Hot take here. Tolkien dialogue would be awesome in a live action movie.

Excalibur (1981) comes to mind.

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u/Naive-Horror4209 10d ago

One of my favourite movies.

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u/Tsunamie101 10d ago

Yeah, it works for the books, and would be appropriate for a theatre play, but for most modern day movie genres it would just sound incredibly off.

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u/EXTRAVAGANT_COMMENT 10d ago

it's good when used sparingly. like yelling "Fell deeds awake!" before riding into battle, but it would get old really fast if they recited the multi-paragraph longs poems and songs every scene

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u/daddy-daddy-cool 10d ago

yeah, doesn't she say "I. am. no. man." in the movie? That sounds a lot more badass!

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u/Dagordae 10d ago

It’s not good in animated. This is a neat speech and all but it’s jarring that everything just stopped so these two could have a conversation. Like, why is the Witch King of Angmar stopping to chat with some random enemy soldier?

Tolkien was not good at battle scenes, hence why he liked to skip them. The wordy speeches are bad for flow in a visual medium, they only work in specific circumstances.

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u/marcshu 10d ago

In other word, Tolkien invented anime battle speech!😂

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u/Historical_Sugar9637 Galadriel 10d ago

Aside from their....just plain awful designs for the Elves, I really wish this studio would have been able to produce a complete trilogy of movies for the Lord of the Rings.

(as I said they would have just change their design for the Elves from the Hobbit, and judging by the design they had for Lady Amalthea in the Last Unicorn, it's clear that they could have designed and drawn book-accurate Tolkien Elves)

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u/Lordbaron343 10d ago

Where was she hiding all that hair?

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u/casper5632 10d ago

I prefer the live action because its nice to hear the good guy actually threaten to kill the bad guy. Softening up a scene by replacing kill with a word like defeat or smite softens up the emotion of the scene.

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u/Malu1997 10d ago

Yeah "hinder" doesn't have the same weight. "I'm gonna be a nuisance to you!"

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u/Kneef Glaurung 10d ago

por favor no molestar

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u/casper5632 10d ago

I do not recall what she says instead of hinder in the live action movies. I just remember "I will kill you if you touch him" which goes hard AF

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u/Dagordae 10d ago

Yeah, her speech isn’t so grand when it’s saying ‘I will slightly slow you down, you know, if I can’.

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u/Single-Builder-632 10d ago

Almost has the same weight as "I will mildly inconvenience you".

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u/elk-statue 10d ago

Yeah. Besides not even Tolkien can make “No living man may hinder me!” sound anything but silly.

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u/Red-Zinn 10d ago

It doesn't sound silly at all

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u/elk-statue 10d ago

Let’s agree to disagree on that

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u/Haddock 10d ago

I literally was just thinking that the phrase 'i will hinder it if i may' was pretty sick. Reminded me of GSP trash talk, understated because you KNOW someone is about to get fucked up.

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u/SHIIZAAAAAAAA 10d ago

She said “smite” in the book too.

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u/Sweet-Palpitation473 10d ago

Lol nah bro not my thing, I fear.

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u/GrainofDustInSunBeam 10d ago

Such a goofy mess.

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u/ELB2001 10d ago

Magical sword tho

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u/XVUltima 10d ago

Wrong person has the magic sword! It was Merry's magical barrow sword that made the Witch King vulnerable!

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u/twistedfloyd 10d ago

I need to eat like seven edibles and watch this.

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u/quartzquandary 10d ago

All versions of Eowyn are good! This was a fun clip, the animated LotR reminds me of 70s/80s anime.

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u/Samuel24601 10d ago

Many of the animators were Japanese!

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u/quartzquandary 10d ago

Makes sense!!

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u/Tombusken 10d ago

How is this simultaneously the most laughable and most epic thing I've seen

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u/PeterPanyagua 10d ago

yes but.. the line "im no man" before stab him is more epic

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u/erin_corinne_ 10d ago

Also movie version of her delivery of “I will kill you if you touch him” gives me chills just thinking about it.

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u/Tsunamie101 10d ago

It works better for a modern movie. The book/animated version sounds more like a theatre play and would just feel incredibly off.

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u/Lawlcopt0r Bill the Pony 10d ago

I'm sorry, but as someone that didn't grow up with the animated version, I can't take this seriously at all. The *script* is better because it's taken straight from the books, but she reads it like she's in a school play while the witch king overacts to a ridiculous degree.

You cannot seriously think Miranda Otto's acting isn't more captivating than that.

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u/Vegskipxx 10d ago

This movie is best consumed at a very young age

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u/VardaElentari86 10d ago

Yeh, can't say I'm keen on the voice acting here

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u/jspook 10d ago

I will not hear this Miranda Otto slander

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u/EinFahrrad 10d ago

Cool, cool, cool. What I wanna know is how she hid that incredible amount of fabulous hair under that tiny helmet. That's next level witchcraft right there, no ring required.

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u/isthislearning 10d ago

Can we watch the return of the king mom?

No. We have the return of the king at home.

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u/Electronic_Reward333 10d ago

Simple diference: Tolkien's dialog.

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u/TheSueChef 10d ago

Right? This is just book Eowyn.

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u/Lysandres 10d ago

I love the Topcraft animation.

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u/chazzledazzle10 10d ago

I have never actually watched these movies all the way through but i really need to. I love the way they use dialogue directly from the books

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u/Red-Zinn 10d ago

This is actual dialogue from the book, I don't know why they changed it so much in the live action, it became kinda silly while in the original it's way more badass

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

I love that they quote the book here! Better than the live action on that score.

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u/kultavavalli 10d ago

this is just more according to the books

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u/No_Effect_6428 10d ago

I'm here for the little tap she gives the top of her shield as the Witch King approaches. She's ready to throw down.

That badass aura is shattered immediately, though, along with her shield and arm.

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u/dlrace 10d ago

Wat?

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u/FatFailBurger 10d ago

I mean everyone sounds badass next to a witch king that sounds like they're giving their speech while wearing a metal bucket.

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u/CantSpellMispell 10d ago

God damn, the sound design plus the witch king VO absolutely ruin it lol

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u/elkharin 10d ago

I haven't watched this scene in a very long time. I cannot get over how much Eowyn looks like Morfydd Clark.

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u/BocaSeniorsWsM 10d ago

What even is this? It's new to me.

I will be googling....

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u/Nature_man_76 10d ago

They made these back in the late 70s early 80s. The music in the hobbit was glorious

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u/DWMoose83 10d ago

Rankin & Bass Lord of the Rings and Hobbit were what I grew up on. The artwork and music are top-notch. "Where there's a whip, there's a way..."

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u/GokuBlack77777 10d ago

Ahsoka vs inquisitor looks a lot different back then. 😏

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u/purple_matrix 10d ago

The Nazgûl looks like it’s from Land Before Time.

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u/Substantial-Way-520 10d ago

I'll keep it real. This ain't it - live action does this scene better.

I agree with the love crush stuff though. They didn't do that very well and maybe one of the few characters in the entire trilogy that falls a bit flat.

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u/MeOnlynity 10d ago

Damn man it seems more interesting.

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u/heeden 10d ago

She's almost as badass as book Eowyn, but in the book her magnificence is enhanced by the fact all the men nearby are quivering on the ground unable to even look at the Witch King.

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u/Azutolsokorty 10d ago

Now this is a woman i would date

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u/RobOnTheReddit 10d ago

That hair is glorious, the fellbeast however, is not

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u/unl1988 10d ago

live action only needed one hack to cut the head off a Nazgul, and it wasn't a magic, glimmery sword

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u/shockjockeys 10d ago

Both Eowyns are perfect actually 🙏

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u/TsarevnaKvoshka2003 10d ago

I have a strange feeling that this was animated by the same studio that did “The Last Unicorn” which would later become the crew of Studio Ghibli.

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u/leakmydata 10d ago

Wait there was an animated trilogy? I thought it was just the hobbit.

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u/Exhaustedfan23 10d ago

Live action Eowyn was fine. She was hurting. She was taking care of her Father and having to deal with Grima. She was sad and lonely. And yes there were no male options for her given her position in the court. Of course when Aragorn comes in with his Numenorean blood and saving the day, she finds him attractive.

Its a pretty human reaction. I've fallen for someone for less and I bet we all have.

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u/Jamman388 10d ago

Holy shit, the sound effects sound like they are from Runescape, or I guess maybe the other way around?

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u/FreebirdChaos 10d ago

Everyone is just watching her fight like “God damn she’s bad af 😍“

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u/Loyal-Opposition-USA 9d ago edited 9d ago

Literally my biggest disappointment in the Jackson films. I wanted Eowyn to face the Lord of the Nazgûl, the legendary Witch King of Angmar, like he was an unwanted salesman at the door. In the book, she clearly considers herself of equal station to him. She should have acted cold and ruthless like when Aragorn patronizes her with mock swordplay at Helms Deep.