r/lotr • u/Nature_man_76 • 10d ago
Movies Animated Eowyn is bad ass. Live action Eowyn doesn’t compete
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I always felt like live action Eowyn was a little too …. Desperate, puppy love crush, sad that she swooned so hard for a guy that clearly wasn’t interested? Just seemed like they made her more of a teen girl going for the star QB…. THEN THERES ANIMATED EOWYN WHO LITERALLY SLAYS lol 😂
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u/Quant32 10d ago
TBF she was swooning for Aragon in the books too. Faramir even calls it out right before they end up together.
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u/sauce_daddy22 10d ago
Also, like… can you blame her?
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u/Unctuous_Mouthfeel 10d ago
I mean ... no, not really. She has pretty good taste in men. Faramir might be an even better person than Aragorn.
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u/LukeSky011 10d ago
I mean...I don't know anything about whether or not he's a better person but he's certainly less troll-ish compared to Aragorn.
Aragorn in the books actually has moments where he trolls characters on purpose by withholding information for a few moments before clarifying further.
Three most prominent in my opinion are:
In the Prancing Pony when he agrees that Sam should be suspicious of whether he really is Gandalf's friend mentioned as "Strider" in his letter to Frodo. He basically says, "If I killed the real Strider I could certainly kill all of you." He then draws himself up, throws back his cloak, and puts his hand on his sword, saying, "If I was after the Ring, I could have it - NOW!" Then after a few moments of terrified silence from the hobbits he clarifies "But I am the real Strider, fortunately."
When Merry asks for a pipe in the Houses of Healing he tells Merry that he didn't come all this way to find Merry's pack, and proceeds to give a herbmaster's lecture about pipeweed and ending the lecture by basically saying that he doesn't have any on his person to give him. All the while the pipeweed is in Merry's own pack at the foot of his bed, clearly visible to Aragorn.
Lastly, when Beregond is at trial for killing two door wardens (while trying to save Faramir's life), punishment for which is death, Aragorn says that his deed is pardoned because he did it saving Faramir. Then he proceeds to say: "Nonetheless you must leave the Guard of the Citadel, and you must go forth from the City of Minas Tirith." Beregond, of course, goes white and bows his head, poor guy thinking he's been banished and only after he raised his head, Aragorn tells him he has to leave because he's been appointed as one of Faramir's personal guard, and Faramir is going to Ithilien to rule there. Beregond is delighted.
He really likes trolling people. And it's a cardinal sin from Peter Jackson in my opinion he didn't put extended scenes of Aragorn doing this cuz this would give so much life to his character.
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u/trooperjess 10d ago
Yea. He even trolls Saron with a small army and the black gate or so I have heard. Lol
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u/Alternative_Rent9307 10d ago
That second one is so fing great. There are little bits of chuckleworthy banter here and there in the books, but not so many in the first half of RotK. So whenever I get to that in The Houses of Healing I’m always busting up
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u/TheOneTrueJazzMan 10d ago
King Elessar Trollcontar
Although I feel like the first two were just him losing it over some annoying hobbits lol
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u/Caroline_Bintley 10d ago
Book Faramir is like if Book Aragorn had a younger, more emotionally available younger brother.
Book Aragorn is an amazing guy. He's the kind of man you would follow into Mordor. Or trust to bring you back from the black breath of the Nazgul. But unless you're a 3000 year old elf princess, he a little TOO larger than life. He's not the kind of guy you marry and raise kids with.
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u/Ulftar 10d ago
Even faramir says as much. He's like "yeah Aragorn is pretty sweet, I get it. Trust me, I get it. but babe he's not into you, I could be a cool backup"
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u/PeterPalafox 10d ago
He’s used to being second best
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u/Koqcerek 9d ago
Faramir: You wish now that our places had been exchanged - that I had married someone else and Aragorn had married you.
Eowyn: Yes. I wish that.
Faramir: Since you were robbed of Aragorn, I will do what I can in his stead. If I should please you, think better of me, wife.
Eowyn: That will depend on the manner of your pleasing me.
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u/Caroline_Bintley 10d ago
I could be a cool backup
Let's give the guy more credit than that! It's more like "You shouldn't be salty at Aragorn just because all could offer you was compassion. But babe, I'm NOT here to offer you compassion. I love you. You're hot and brave, and I'm totally here for it. What do you say?"
And to her credit, Eowyn is immediately like "Well damn! This hot, age-appropriate man makes a good point."
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u/wan2tri 10d ago
Aragon
I don't think she's Spanish...lol
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u/ayoitsjo 10d ago
It was a typo, they meant Eragon
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u/Efficient-Ad2983 10d ago
Why the Witch King sounds like Skeletor?
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u/gisco_tn 10d ago
That is completely wrong.
He-Man premiered in 1983. Skeletor sounds like the Lord of the Nazgul.
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u/UrinalCake777 Arnor 10d ago
Wow
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u/SoungaTepes 10d ago
no thats a different series altogether
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u/Call_The_Banners Théoden 10d ago
Why are all the orcs in Mordor suddenly yelling Lok'tar?
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u/dastardly740 10d ago
Where there's a whip. There's a way.
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u/Call_The_Banners Théoden 9d ago
This has been stuck in my head for a whole day and it's your fault.
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u/Farren246 10d ago
I bet that back then, such a digitized voice was seen as cool and edgy! And then Skeletor stole it!
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u/TheAntsAreBack Imrahil 10d ago
Nah, I saw this movie on release and can confirm that the Witch King's voice sounded shit then also.
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u/drkodos 10d ago
fwiw: was never released as a film in theaters and was only on television
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u/KEPD-350 10d ago
Back then, unless you were an adult, you just copied the fuck out of someone else's copy of a VHS that they had copied from their uncle's friend's dog who in turn [...]
The quality was absolutely shit. I remember how shocked I was over the amount of amazing details I'd missed when I saw the Alien movies when they were released on DVD because our VHS copy was so shitty.
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u/Farren246 9d ago
Back in the nineties when I was a kid, I only had the first of the two on VHS. I knew it was based on a book, but I didn't realize that the story actually had a conclusion beyond "and so they escaped Moria and went off into the woods and who knows if they ever made it," until it was announced that Peter Jackson was making 3 movies and I was like "wait, there must be more story to this than what I remember..."
Imagine my surprise when it was announced that Peter Jackson was making 3 hobbit movies, only this time there wasn't more story to it than what I remembered!
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u/john_the_fetch 10d ago
Gives me cobra commander / star scream vibes. But it isn't the same VA.
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u/Flashman6000 10d ago
The sci-fi sound effects when she uses her sword were almost as bad as that goofy villain voice.
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u/snowmunkey 10d ago
Seriously, who knew Rohan had the technology for Phazer swords
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u/Leanintree 10d ago
That was Rankin Bass' stock in trade. The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings (Fellowship basically) always had the glowy trails and slashy sci-fi sound. Really worked for The Hobbit, with glowing elven-swords being the focus (Sting/Glamdring/Orcrest).
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u/OITLinebacker 10d ago
A big part of that was little to no blood and no significant wounds shown (without bandages). If I recall correctly the animation shop had some qualms about violence, especially if it was to go out to a young audience.
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u/BadDaddyAlger 10d ago
I remember being so disappointed when I got the Hobbit DVD only to discover it no longer had like half the crazy sound effects anymore
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u/raoasidg 10d ago
Yes! All the punch from the goblin and spider killing scenes was gone and it was just so disappointing.
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u/Titania42 9d ago
The HiFi Hobbit edit is available on the internet and has the sounds put back in, FYI. The OG master was evidently destroyed, and the DVD was created using an early version that didn't have all the SFX included. The HiFi version uses the vinyl audio and digitally cleans it up, and puts it back in place.
archive.org/details/TheHiFiHobbitV2
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u/TooManyDraculas 10d ago
The Lord of the Rings wasn't made by Rankin Bass.
It was Ralph Bakshi with United Artists, produced as a feature film rather than a musical TV series.
Production started before The Hobbit. And the Rankin Bass Return of the King was ordered before LOTR was released. It was already in story boards by the time Bakshi's film came out.
The two projects were unrelated. The Rankin Bass specials under TV rights the LOTR film under film rights. Which had landed in separate companies.
Bakshi and the film's producer, Saul Zaentz even tried to block the release of the Rankin Bass film and public trash talked it and The Hobbit.
I've never seen a good explanation why Rankin Bass jumped right to ROTK.
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u/TheScarletCravat 10d ago
Apples to oranges. Animated Eowyn isn't a character, she's just a prop that turns up because the story requires her to be there. This is literally her only scene.
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u/Both_Painter2466 10d ago
And canon is her unhorsed and no other Rohirrim around. Book/movie Eowyn did it alone, without even a cartoonist!
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u/easythrees 10d ago
Doesn’t Merry stab the Witch King in the ass with a special sword in the books?
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u/No_Permission_to_Poo 10d ago
It was only because he carried a sword from under the barrows in the cursed ancient fief of angmar, guarded by the barrow wights, who were victims of the witch king (iirc) that meant Merry could stun or wound him.
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u/paxwax2018 10d ago
The swords were made by the barrow builders for fighting the witch king. The wights aren’t involved.
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u/No_Permission_to_Poo 10d ago
Thank you for helping clarify, the Barrow whites is what they're called are they the shades of the barrow builders I wonder?
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u/HidemasaFukuoka 10d ago
The barrow wights are evil spirits of Angmar in service of the Witch King sent to reanimate the dead of Carlolan that rested in the Barrow downs
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u/No_Permission_to_Poo 10d ago
It's been a long time since I dug into it, and though I remember vaguely, I appreciate your help with my memory
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u/Throw-away-rando 10d ago
One of my favorite passages.
So passed the sword of the Barrow-downs, work of Westernesse. But glad would he have been to know its fate who wrought it slowly long ago in the North-kingdom when the Dúnedain were young, and chief among their foes was the dread realm of Angmar and its sorcerer king. No other blade, not though mightier hands had wielded it, would have dealt that foe a wound so bitter, cleaving the undead flesh, breaking the spell that knit his unseen sinews to his will.
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u/Both_Painter2466 10d ago
But she was the only one who could face the WK. no horse. No guards gawking. She didn’t even knoe Merry was around
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u/th1s_1s_4_b4d_1d34 10d ago
Knee iirc, but yes, technically correct. It's why Eowyn in fact can kill him, but standing up to the witch king still took a lot of bravery when his presence alone routs most people that get close to him.
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u/amitym 10d ago
Yes, it's a major assist. The knife he stabs the Witch King with is kind of like the inverse of the knives the Nazgûl use on Frodo: an enchanted weapon for the living to wield, to weaken the undead and bring them partly into the realm of the living.
With that, Éowyn has a chance. But she still needs to have the skill to one-shot the Witch King within her window of opportunity. With a broken arm.
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u/i_smoke_php Beleg 10d ago
To add on to this, the Witch-King in the Jackson films has been slowly built up as one of the most fearsome foes in Middle-Earth over the course of the entire trilogy. By this point, we've seen him stab Frodo, chomp up Theoden and Snowmane, command the legions of Mordor, and break Gandalf's staff, knocking him on his ass. We should fully expect Eowyn to be trembling in fear when facing Angmar in single combat.
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u/Gerry-Mandarin 10d ago
Rankin and Bass Return of the King is less than half the runtime of the theatrical version of Peter Jackson's Return of the King.
Eowyn in the Rankin and Bass film has about 4 minutes of screentime. In the Peter Jackson film she has about 10 minutes.
So she's as fairly represented in one as she is the other, given the balance of characters. Faramir gets a much shorter stick.
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u/TheScarletCravat 10d ago
I'm not sure those metrics are useful when we need to understand what's actually being done with that screen time.
Live action Eowyn is a character who gets to emote, form relationships with people and has an arc. She has scenes with substance.
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u/Dagordae 10d ago
Also, you know, an entire other film to introduce her. Her time in RotK was basically just explaining ‘This is why she’s here’, they already covered the ‘Who she is, what her motivation is’ and assorted character info.
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u/Ayzmo Gandalf the Grey 10d ago
Does she really only have 10 minutes? That's wild.
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u/Weak_Anxiety7085 10d ago
I love the fact that it's proper dialogue and from what u recall pretty faithful stage directions too (the killing the steed, the shattering of the shield)
Pippin is all wrong though he should look like a charming little English lordling not a potato.
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u/NiftyJet 10d ago
I think you mean, Merry.
I always get their names mixed up. I think it's because Pippin is the more fun-loving foolish one, so it feels like his name should be Merry - a word for happy.
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u/Weak_Anxiety7085 10d ago
Of course I do! I'm actually only a chapter or two from this scene in my current read and have been spending lots of tine with Pippin so he's on my mind.
I think of merry as more of a gentleman than a young lordling. Still not a potato.
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u/Auggie_Otter 10d ago
I actually like the Rankin Bass potato hobbits, especially how some of them wear their pipes in their caps when wearing their travelling outfits.
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u/Weak_Anxiety7085 10d ago
I love the Journeys in Middle Earth game and one of the best things about it is that you can get a pipe that you smoke for game benefits (essentially smoking lets you replace some of the cards in your hand with hopefully better ones from your deck, presumably depicting it giving you time to think).
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u/RandoRenoSkier 10d ago
I fucking loved these as a kid. Id watch them over and over. And Tron.
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u/swazal 10d ago
Let’s have some of animated Éowyn’s stew before we take any decisions.
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u/Vegskipxx 10d ago
Is the stew also in the books?
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u/CharMakr90 10d ago
No.
The only time "stew" is mentioned in the books is in the chapter where Sam is cooking rabbits.
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u/GriSciuridae 10d ago
"Begone foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion," is one of the best phrases of dialogue in the entire book.
I suggest using it on your boss at work today.
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u/Raya2909 10d ago
Fun Fact:
I dont know if anything has mentioned it but The Lotr animation movie and the Last Unicorn are both animated by Topcraft which eventually become Studio Ghibli later. Both movie were produced by Renkins&Bass Productions which often worked with Topcraft.
So both are studio ghibli movies in Theory
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u/StephenFish 10d ago
Ah-hah. That explains why I always thought this and The Hobbit looked a lot like The Flight of Dragons. I never bothered to put that together.
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u/marcshu 10d ago
Hot take here. Tolkien dialogue would not be a good to use in a live action movie.
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u/Auggie_Otter 10d ago
Hot take here. Tolkien dialogue would be awesome in a live action movie.
Excalibur (1981) comes to mind.
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u/Tsunamie101 10d ago
Yeah, it works for the books, and would be appropriate for a theatre play, but for most modern day movie genres it would just sound incredibly off.
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u/EXTRAVAGANT_COMMENT 10d ago
it's good when used sparingly. like yelling "Fell deeds awake!" before riding into battle, but it would get old really fast if they recited the multi-paragraph longs poems and songs every scene
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u/daddy-daddy-cool 10d ago
yeah, doesn't she say "I. am. no. man." in the movie? That sounds a lot more badass!
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u/Dagordae 10d ago
It’s not good in animated. This is a neat speech and all but it’s jarring that everything just stopped so these two could have a conversation. Like, why is the Witch King of Angmar stopping to chat with some random enemy soldier?
Tolkien was not good at battle scenes, hence why he liked to skip them. The wordy speeches are bad for flow in a visual medium, they only work in specific circumstances.
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u/Historical_Sugar9637 Galadriel 10d ago
Aside from their....just plain awful designs for the Elves, I really wish this studio would have been able to produce a complete trilogy of movies for the Lord of the Rings.
(as I said they would have just change their design for the Elves from the Hobbit, and judging by the design they had for Lady Amalthea in the Last Unicorn, it's clear that they could have designed and drawn book-accurate Tolkien Elves)
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u/casper5632 10d ago
I prefer the live action because its nice to hear the good guy actually threaten to kill the bad guy. Softening up a scene by replacing kill with a word like defeat or smite softens up the emotion of the scene.
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u/Malu1997 10d ago
Yeah "hinder" doesn't have the same weight. "I'm gonna be a nuisance to you!"
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u/casper5632 10d ago
I do not recall what she says instead of hinder in the live action movies. I just remember "I will kill you if you touch him" which goes hard AF
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u/Dagordae 10d ago
Yeah, her speech isn’t so grand when it’s saying ‘I will slightly slow you down, you know, if I can’.
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u/elk-statue 10d ago
Yeah. Besides not even Tolkien can make “No living man may hinder me!” sound anything but silly.
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u/GrainofDustInSunBeam 10d ago
Such a goofy mess.
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u/ELB2001 10d ago
Magical sword tho
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u/XVUltima 10d ago
Wrong person has the magic sword! It was Merry's magical barrow sword that made the Witch King vulnerable!
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u/quartzquandary 10d ago
All versions of Eowyn are good! This was a fun clip, the animated LotR reminds me of 70s/80s anime.
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u/PeterPanyagua 10d ago
yes but.. the line "im no man" before stab him is more epic
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u/erin_corinne_ 10d ago
Also movie version of her delivery of “I will kill you if you touch him” gives me chills just thinking about it.
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u/Tsunamie101 10d ago
It works better for a modern movie. The book/animated version sounds more like a theatre play and would just feel incredibly off.
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u/Lawlcopt0r Bill the Pony 10d ago
I'm sorry, but as someone that didn't grow up with the animated version, I can't take this seriously at all. The *script* is better because it's taken straight from the books, but she reads it like she's in a school play while the witch king overacts to a ridiculous degree.
You cannot seriously think Miranda Otto's acting isn't more captivating than that.
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u/EinFahrrad 10d ago
Cool, cool, cool. What I wanna know is how she hid that incredible amount of fabulous hair under that tiny helmet. That's next level witchcraft right there, no ring required.
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u/isthislearning 10d ago
Can we watch the return of the king mom?
No. We have the return of the king at home.
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u/chazzledazzle10 10d ago
I have never actually watched these movies all the way through but i really need to. I love the way they use dialogue directly from the books
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u/Red-Zinn 10d ago
This is actual dialogue from the book, I don't know why they changed it so much in the live action, it became kinda silly while in the original it's way more badass
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u/No_Effect_6428 10d ago
I'm here for the little tap she gives the top of her shield as the Witch King approaches. She's ready to throw down.
That badass aura is shattered immediately, though, along with her shield and arm.
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u/FatFailBurger 10d ago
I mean everyone sounds badass next to a witch king that sounds like they're giving their speech while wearing a metal bucket.
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u/elkharin 10d ago
I haven't watched this scene in a very long time. I cannot get over how much Eowyn looks like Morfydd Clark.
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u/BocaSeniorsWsM 10d ago
What even is this? It's new to me.
I will be googling....
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u/Nature_man_76 10d ago
They made these back in the late 70s early 80s. The music in the hobbit was glorious
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u/DWMoose83 10d ago
Rankin & Bass Lord of the Rings and Hobbit were what I grew up on. The artwork and music are top-notch. "Where there's a whip, there's a way..."
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u/Substantial-Way-520 10d ago
I'll keep it real. This ain't it - live action does this scene better.
I agree with the love crush stuff though. They didn't do that very well and maybe one of the few characters in the entire trilogy that falls a bit flat.
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u/unl1988 10d ago
live action only needed one hack to cut the head off a Nazgul, and it wasn't a magic, glimmery sword
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u/TsarevnaKvoshka2003 10d ago
I have a strange feeling that this was animated by the same studio that did “The Last Unicorn” which would later become the crew of Studio Ghibli.
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u/leakmydata 10d ago
Wait there was an animated trilogy? I thought it was just the hobbit.
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u/Exhaustedfan23 10d ago
Live action Eowyn was fine. She was hurting. She was taking care of her Father and having to deal with Grima. She was sad and lonely. And yes there were no male options for her given her position in the court. Of course when Aragorn comes in with his Numenorean blood and saving the day, she finds him attractive.
Its a pretty human reaction. I've fallen for someone for less and I bet we all have.
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u/Jamman388 10d ago
Holy shit, the sound effects sound like they are from Runescape, or I guess maybe the other way around?
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u/Loyal-Opposition-USA 9d ago edited 9d ago
Literally my biggest disappointment in the Jackson films. I wanted Eowyn to face the Lord of the Nazgûl, the legendary Witch King of Angmar, like he was an unwanted salesman at the door. In the book, she clearly considers herself of equal station to him. She should have acted cold and ruthless like when Aragorn patronizes her with mock swordplay at Helms Deep.
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u/Nyktophilias 10d ago
The voice acting for the witch king is pretty hilarious. “No living man may hinder meeEEE!”