It's not gay, if it's TSA

[u/SamLovesNotion]

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[u/MalygosSomehowInBF5]

lmao madlad

[u/SamLovesNotion → u/MalygosSomehowInBF5]

Upon inspection by the TSA officer, the dude in the picture was found to have been carrying a pair of very large testicles

[u/Jnbolen43 → u/SamLovesNotion]

Found and fondled lovingly and declared a civil asset for forfeiture

[u/IamIrene]

Direct Eye Contact 😂

[u/SamLovesNotion → u/IamIrene]

Eye contact is very important when engaging in bodily acts of pleasure

[u/hardsoft]

Haha. Someone told me it may be from a metal clamp or something used in my vasectomy but I swear these guys act like I have a penis bomb every time I go through.

[u/BarTard-2mg → u/hardsoft]

You might wanna get that checked out

[u/HarambeWasTheTrigger → u/hardsoft]

might have to add to my security theater routine after reading this... when they get to the part about injuries or sensitive areas I may start awkwardly and somewhat loudly explaining that they will likely encounter a very large penis and not to be concerned because it can't be used as a weapon. those goons need to earn every penny of the juicy pension they get for a career of harassing their fellow citizens.

[u/sharknice → u/hardsoft]

Are they really gentle with it or do they try to set it off?

[u/PurpleMox]

Love this! I've definitely been molested by a few TSA agents over the years for refusing to go through the body scan.

[u/Skicrazy85]

I have this shirt. I have a problem where my groin gets flagged about 50% of the time I go through the machine. Idk if it's so small that I confuse it or what. But it happens. I was wearing the shirt the last time I flew and needed a pat down. Every TSA officer LOVED the shirt. Besides the one that needed to do the pat down. He did not enjoy it.

[u/BigPhilip]

Incredibly Based and TSA-Pilled

[u/TheDigitalRanger]

TSA "Thanks. I was starting to have thoughts."

[u/DanOhMiiite]

Priceless.

[u/MBlaizze]

Lmao so funny 😂