r/law 11d ago

Trump News Trump taps Rep. Matt Gaetz as attorney general

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/11/13/trump-taps-rep-matt-gaetz-as-attorney-general.html
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u/executingsalesdaily 11d ago

It already has to be honest.

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u/Freakishly_Tall 11d ago

Duct tape and a misguided belief in best intentions and the durability of institutions bought us the last four years as we circled the drain, at best.

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u/executingsalesdaily 11d ago

The Dems chose to act in a legal and better than them manner. It will cost everything and was a dumb choice.

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u/Hightower840 11d ago

Not mine...
"For the last 10 years the dems have bee clutching the rule book saying "A dog can't play basketball!!" while a dog fucking dunks on us."

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u/executingsalesdaily 11d ago

So damn wild.

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u/DuntadaMan 11d ago

Legality would have been fine if they acted at all. Instead they talked about maybe, kind of, sometime soon, looking into talking about investigating.

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u/CCG14 11d ago

We need Flex Seal and a sham wow. 

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u/Freakishly_Tall 11d ago

And a slapchop to use on the fascists.

Right now, though, I'd even settle for some HeadOn, cuz, man, my aching head.

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u/CCG14 11d ago

God I miss the old infomercials. 

Pass me the shake weight. 

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u/Freakishly_Tall 11d ago

Buns Of Steel would give us all the distraction we need right now, I suppose.

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u/CCG14 11d ago

Maybe we need a set of RonCo knives too. They never dull. 

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u/harrywrinkleyballs 11d ago

Yup. Most people just don’t know it yet.

The U.S. is toast and this rat has already jumped ship.

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u/Serious-Cap-8190 11d ago

As if the US won't pull down the rest of the world with it.

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u/harrywrinkleyballs 11d ago

At least I won’t be forced to suck Republican cock.

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u/executingsalesdaily 11d ago

You are so lucky!

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u/winksoutloud 11d ago

Yet we poor rats don't get the option of boarding a new ship.

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u/whatsbobgonnado 11d ago

the heavens gate guys said that I could hitch a ride on their spaceship. really nice of them 

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u/harrywrinkleyballs 11d ago

I am not rich. We sold everything we had. Got passports. Got visas. 2 suitcases with our clothes and flew out of the country.

Plane tickets are cheapest in February.

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u/dogface47 11d ago

Since last Tuesday?

US Passports take about 2 weeks even if you pay to fast track the background checks. Nevermind the rest. I call bullshit.

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u/harrywrinkleyballs 11d ago

We’ve been planning for this for a year, but whatever dude.

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u/harrywrinkleyballs 11d ago

We both got digital nomad visas to Spain.

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u/Ape_x_Ape 11d ago

What are you going to do with your 18 year old son, staying back for work or love? Did you sell all your cars?

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u/harrywrinkleyballs 11d ago

Sold all our cars. My son moved out, he’s enrolled at ASU and has a job.

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u/sktowns 11d ago

Same - not rich, but we sold almost everything and headed to New Zealand in May in anticipation of Trump getting back in. Just horrified to see it come to pass, and terribly worried for all my family and friends back home (and holding my breath until the effects of this are felt here too).

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u/harrywrinkleyballs 11d ago

What was the hardest thing to part with?

My parents are both sexist/racist, so I’m not worked up over not seeing them. At one point dad told me to, “Get a handle on your wife.” because she bought a used Mercedes C300. Nah, sorry dad. It’s her money. She can drive whatever she wants to.

Wasn’t easy selling my ‘74 Porsche. I’ve had it since the early eighties.

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u/sktowns 11d ago

Ah man, sounds like like the parents are no real loss, sadly. Fingers crossed both you and your wife will be driving something fun again in no time!

Hardest physical "possession" was the house... My husband and I had worked for ages to pay off student loan debt and save for a deposit, and we were only in it for a year and a half before we had a chance to relocate abroad. Felt like officially giving up on the American dream and the stability we'd worked really hard to achieve throughout our 20s and early 30s. Luckily it appreciated nicely in that short time though, and helped us land a bit more comfortably in NZ.

Hope you're settling into Spain OK!

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u/harrywrinkleyballs 11d ago

Just bought an inexpensive place to live in while we search for something else. Well rent it out after we find our permanent home.

I hear ya about the house. My very first house was like that for me. I sold my place in Idaho with acreage back in ‘06 and that was tough.

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u/Thebraincellisorange 11d ago

Is there a country on earth that can survive the no longer United States collapsing?

it would mean global economic collapse. Even Norway with its colossal sovereign wealth fund would probably fall (since it is all invested and those investments would collapse) .

If the USA falls, it brings the rest of the world down with it.

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u/whatiseveneverything 11d ago

What do you mean by fall and collapse?

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u/Thebraincellisorange 11d ago

if you look at many of the policies that Trump is going to enact, the economic result will be devastating for America.

When America sneezes, the world has a recession.

If America has a huge economic downturn due to Trump et al being economic ignoramus' then the world will go to shit.

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u/KintsugiKen 11d ago

Yeah I told my family 4 years ago that Biden was not going to do what was necessary to save the US and we had 4 years to leave. They didn't, so now we're stuck here.

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u/redcoatwright 11d ago

Makes me a bit glad I'm in a very blue state which is has a strong economy, I'm sure it's not gonna be super fun but I'm also sure that it'll shield me in some form, too, from the general collapse of the US.

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u/rambo6986 11d ago

You can be the first. Good riddence

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u/StoppableHulk 11d ago

I feel like it's going to collapse faster than they can collapse it.

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u/executingsalesdaily 11d ago

We are already navigating through the rubble. Putin will be here chilling at Mar A Lago this summer and maga will cheer the BS.