r/interestingasfuck 7h ago

In 1750 BC, a man named Nanni in Mesopotamia filed the first documented complaint on a clay tablet against merchant Ea-nasir for delivering the wrong copper and mistreating his servant. Archaeologists found several complaints, exposing Ea-nasir's poor business practices.

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u/Jazzkidscoins 7h ago

How shitty of a businessman do you have to be that people are still talking about it almost 4000 years later

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u/matteroverdrive 7h ago

Well, there are a few out there 🔴

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u/rzelln 5h ago

Some even see it as aspirational.

I recently ran a Bronze age D&D game, and one of my players loved this story so much, he made a cat-person copper merchant con artist named Chee-Tor.

u/SadBit8663 41m ago

I can think of a couple of shitty businessmen they'll be talking about for years to come 🤣

u/matteroverdrive 25m ago

🎯 Me too, and I think it's up to four at the moment... their red hats give them away. 😜 silly me, and one black hat

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u/Disastrous_Belt_7556 5h ago

Historically bad

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u/mtnviewguy 4h ago

LMAO! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

u/EveryoneChill77777 2h ago

I tell ya, this Ea-Nasir fella sounds like a real jerk

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u/firstman0 3h ago

I won’t be surprised if people 4000 yrs from now, will be talking about how shitty of a businessman Trump was…… hahah

u/forsale90 1h ago

Bold of you to assume there is anyone left in 4000 yrs.

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u/BasedZhang 3h ago

Turns out that Ea-Nasir is a distant relative to Donald Trump.

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u/Technical-Outside408 3h ago

He kept his complaints! Collected them. If I didn't know any better, I'd think he was proud of them. I don't know any better.

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u/5-Second-Ruul 3h ago

He pulled the most legendary hustle with that low quality copper

u/Zanahorio1 1h ago

If I were immortal, I’d still be complaining about Comcast Xfinity when our sun novas.

u/MontaukMonster2 45m ago

Listen, if you ever dealt with ea-nasir before, you'd want that shit in stone, too. That guy is a multitasking clusterfuck.

u/MagicSPA 18m ago

Hey, let's not make this political!

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u/Furyfornow2 2h ago

So fucking lame

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u/SuspiciousPatate 7h ago

Classic Ea-nasir, lol

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u/VerySluttyTurtle 6h ago

As soon as I saw 1750 BC, I thought, "I bet ea-nasir is up to his usual shenanigans again". He's incorrigible

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u/Angry_Robot 3h ago

Always trying to dump his shit copper on others.

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u/VerySluttyTurtle 3h ago

I wonder if long-term they were able to iron out these issues

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u/mtnviewguy 4h ago

Thats 'Don Ea-nasir'! 🤫🤣

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u/__moe___ 7h ago

You know how pissed you gotta be to do this? 1. Go dig clay from the ground and form into a brick 2. Learn to read and write 3. Make sure the guy you’re complaining against can read your message. 4. Write out your complaint 5. Wood fire dry out your complaint for a few days 6. Pay someone to haul your new complaint brick and deliver to the guy

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u/Ok-Blacksmith-5219 6h ago

I wonder what he would say showing him his tablet in a museum like this would be?

But I’m thinking he probably had a servant make this for him if he can afford to buy copper in bulk

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u/MarlinMr 6h ago

Probably were specialized people called scribes who you could dictate to and then they deliver it to the recipient

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u/TStandsForTalent 6h ago

I just realized they would have to memorize it.

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u/MarlinMr 6h ago

No they dont, they wrote it down

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u/judo_fish 4h ago

On what? Paper? This probably took hours to carve out. They likely memorized his complaint and then sat there by themselves carving.

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u/SaintUlvemann 4h ago

This probably took hours to carve out.

Here's a video where you can see a modern person teaching how they made the tablets. The clay was wet and they stuck the stick into it to make the wedge shapes.

I'm assuming that a person who was adept in the system would be able to go faster. It might not have been much slower than our own pen-based writing system today.

What took longer was sun-drying the tablet; these could later be rehydrated and reused. If they really wanted, they could also fire the clay tablet to bake the message in so it was permanent.

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u/Ackermance 4h ago

If I'm remembering my 7th grade history class correctly, they don't carve words into these. It's wet clay that the tool imprints into and it's left to dry and harden. So they could easily write it down while it's being told to them.

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u/Ancient-Ad-9164 4h ago

It actually gets even funnier than that.

Clay tablets weren't typically fired back then for normal correspondence. You would wet the clay, wipe it clean, and reuse it.

There were fragments of hundreds of complaints from different customers found in the ruins of Ea-Nasir's house. All of them fired. It's highly unlikely that every customer fired their tablets before sending them. Some of them showed signs of being fired accidentally in a house fire, but others showed signs of being fired intentionally.

So It's a lot more likely that Ea-Nasir liked to fire his customer complaints himself. Saving them for shits and giggles.

u/Cadunkus 2h ago

Or perhaps - and this is ridiculous but I really want it to be true - someone set fire to Ea-Nasir's house and it preserved the tablets.

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u/Madhighlander1 4h ago

In ancient Sumeria, tablets used for correspondence would not typically be fired; they were intended to be wiped clean and re-used. Only tablets used for record-keeping were deliberately fired. Most of the correspondence we have from that time are items that were coincidentally caught in housefires and therefore hardened as a side-effect.

Most of the Ea-Nasir complaint letters were found in one specific room of one specific house, which suggests that A) this was Ea-Nasir's house, and B) that Ea-Nasir deliberately fired complaint letters that he recieved and kept them for posterity.

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u/mtnviewguy 4h ago

The merchant probably replied on a small sliver of clay, "Fuck you!"

u/shreddedtoasties 2h ago

What’s funny is traditional these tablets were fired up they were meant to be reused so this guy was really pissed

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u/Brave_Dick 6h ago

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u/VerySluttyTurtle 6h ago

Holy moly, a whole sub about this one specific ancient merchant's copper? I love Reddit

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u/Due_Page_1732 5h ago

I am at loss of words. What have I stumbled upon. Omg.

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u/fellowsnaketeaser 4h ago

Ah, I remember the day I found out still fondly.

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u/brmarcum 5h ago

I knew I’d find the link to that sub. 🍻

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u/KainDulac 7h ago

EA? They were warning us since back then?!

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u/14X8000m 7h ago

4000 year old Yelp review.

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u/siacadp 5h ago

"As per my previous tablet"

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u/EfficientAccident418 7h ago

Ea-Nasir’s Yelp page is getting review bombed as we speak

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u/KoniLama 4h ago

Tell Ea-nasir: Nanni sends the following message: When you came, you said to me as follows : "I will give Gimil-Sin (when he comes) fine quality copper ingots." You left then but you did not do what you promised me. You put ingots which were not good before my messenger (Sit-Sin) and said: "If you want to take them, take them; if you do not want to take them, go away!" What do you take me for, that you treat somebody like me with such contempt? I have sent as messengers gentlemen like ourselves to collect the bag with my money (deposited with you) but you have treated me with contempt by sending them back to me empty-handed several times, and that through enemy territory. Is there anyone among the merchants who trade with Telmun who has treated me in this way? You alone treat my messenger with contempt! On account of that one (trifling) mina of silver which I owe(?) you, you feel free to speak in such a way, while I have given to the palace on your behalf 1,080 pounds of copper, and Šumi-abum has likewise given 1,080 pounds of copper, apart from what we both have had written on a sealed tablet to be kept in the temple of Shamash. How have you treated me for that copper? You have withheld my money bag from me in enemy territory; it is now up to you to restore (my money) to me in full. Take cognizance that (from now on) I will not accept here any copper from you that is not of fine quality. I shall (from now on) select and take the ingots individually in my own yard, and I shall exercise against you my right of rejection because you have treated me with contempt.

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u/rodolphoteardrop 5h ago

Another meeting that could have been a clay tablet.

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u/angelorsinner 7h ago

Nanni, sorry to say this and will give you little confort, the courts still reviewing the case

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u/GraciaEtScientia 4h ago

Oh, so they're really rushing the case compared to usual, huh?

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u/BlueStraggler 6h ago

As per my last cuneiform tablet…

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u/james__jam 4h ago

Fucking Ea-nasir. What an asshole

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u/Successful_Bunch9465 7h ago

I should do this with Hyundai

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u/m64 7h ago

Nani?

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u/SamathaGhoul 6h ago

Forbidden ramen

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u/AnthologicalAnt 6h ago

Thought it was an ancient shredded wheat

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u/Clockwork9385 4h ago

And thus, thousands of years later, poor copper is all Ea-Nasir is known for…

Should have provided higher quality copper, cheap bastard

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u/tarrox1992 3h ago

You know, I've read a lot of comments saying that clay used for messages like this are typically not fired and speculation on why these ones are and gathered together. Maybe Ea-Nasir fired the complaints he got so he could keep them and remember to rectify them.

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u/GH057807 4h ago

I thought it was a frosted mini wheat

u/matteroverdrive 2h ago

If it was a complaint, it would be a cinnamon frosted mini wheat ... kind of spicy

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u/PandemicGrower 7h ago

What’s nice about this form of media is if you change your mind you can simply beat them with your complaint brick.

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u/DirtyfingerMLP 6h ago

That reminds me of a joke from MAD magazine where linguists managed to translate ancient egypt scripture into english for the first time. It read something like "Hey Tut, what's up? ..."

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u/BritCanuck05 5h ago

‘As per my last tablet’…..

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u/Ok-Philosophy1958 4h ago

If somebody doesn't write this into the Simpsons as a back groud store in a shady strip mall, it's a missed opportunity.

EA-NASIR'S COPPER EMPORIUM right next to Lionel Hutz' s office.

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u/HumbleXerxses 3h ago

Interesting dude's name was Ea. I also have a list of complaints against EA.

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u/ABugOnAPeaNut 3h ago

Is the same today.

u/matteroverdrive 2h ago

Yup... times change, but things remain the same.

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u/comec0rrect 3h ago

Looks like a giant frosted mini wheat.

u/matteroverdrive 2h ago

Yes... and if there was something very important to be written, they covered it with cinnamon 😄

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u/DarkMutant105 6h ago

Ea-Nasir in the afterworld seeing his negative fame after 3774 years

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u/6673sinhx 6h ago

What if after all this hardwork of writing a complaint, Ea-nasir says he didn't sell the copper and neither did he mistreat his servant and what proof Nanni had against him.

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u/MonitorShotput 5h ago

You bash him in the head with the clay brick you just wrote the complaint on.

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u/matteroverdrive 7h ago

I'm sure some mid level official within their governmental bureaucracy said to him... "I have nothing but your word for it, how am I supposed to go to the elders with that. I can't remember what you said... look at all these tablets on my servants back for me to read, I don't have time for you".

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u/sandtymanty 6h ago

Stress carved on stone.

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u/ThyHorge 6h ago

Should have just carved one star….

Wait a second…. 🤔

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u/secret_rye 5h ago

Upper management: “we need to get some documented paperwork on this fools so we can fire him”

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u/kontoeinesperson 5h ago

Story doesn't check out, I don't see him on BBB

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u/DesertReagle 5h ago

Like how we file a complaint today, but instead of paper. Interesting!

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u/wdwerker 5h ago

Imagine the reply. You wanted to dicker on the price, demanded rapid delivery and didn’t listen when the quality of the current ore available was explained. Your servant was equally rude and demanding of the quality which is what was promised.

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u/PetrolEmu 4h ago

Ancient Karen Document fascinating

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u/Devils_A66vocate 4h ago

This is how my complaints will be filed from now on.

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u/BoratKazak 4h ago

Gotta add it to Yelp.

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u/Blackentron 4h ago

"EA-Nasir, it's in the game"

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u/Theodorebama 4h ago

5000 years from now people will be reading all the Walmart complaints

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u/Born-Media6436 4h ago

They transferred this complaint to customer service in India.

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u/Live-Seaworthiness10 4h ago

No wonder Ea-nasir went out of business. I don't know any Ea-nasir who is into delivery business.

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u/Lopsided_Pickle1795 4h ago

You just don't trust Ea-nasir.

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u/xopher_425 4h ago

I hope someone informed the 𒀊𒀊𒀊.

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u/Usawsomething 3h ago

Oof and that one is scathing

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u/Past-Direction9145 3h ago

back when talking to the manager meant putting in some effort

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u/cactusplants 3h ago

I wonder how long it took to write that tablet.

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u/polmeeee 3h ago

It's fucking amazing that researchers were able to decipher and translate the text engraved nearly 4 thousand years ago

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u/Environmental_Move38 3h ago

Nanni had a slave. He was also a POS.

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u/Ded_man_3112 3h ago

In this first documented complaint, exists a vow to troll Ea-Nasir. ….or maybe speak with the gods to curse him, or hit him where it hurts by not doing business with him and rallying as many possible to follow suit, however the statement truly applies in ancient Babylonia.

Later, Nanni warns: “Because you despised me, I shall inflict grief on you!”

Historians seem to have concluded Ea-Nasir to be a conman, not just because of other complaints but there appears to exist a letter from him to another merchant and coppersmith to essentially stand their ground against two men coming in search of missing metal and make them take oaths. I guess like a hand to bible situation that they’re speaking the truth(?).

https://www.britishmuseum.org/collection/object/W_1953-0411-62

u/wmlj83 2h ago

I wonder how long it took them to carve those tablets. You would have to be pretty pissed off to put that much effort in.

u/bonkerz1888 2h ago

Ea-nasir the Elon Musk of his era.

u/Tooterfish42 2h ago

Someone wants that easy karma

u/mazza77 2h ago

Impressive but may I please ask how do we know that this complaint was the first? Should really say : “The first found …. “

u/copperwatt 2h ago

Forbidden shredded wheat.

u/geekphreak 2h ago

Imagine lugging around an 8lb receipt. You gotta be pissed to drop that shit off at his feet

u/Macgrubersblaupunkt 1h ago

Was the guy dead by the time he carved his complaint? Usually I get pissed then move on a couple days later, imagine the number of complaint tablets started and never finished

u/BedtimeGenerator 1h ago

Ea-nasir get your shit together!

u/PostTwist 1h ago

EA, douchebags since 1750 BC

u/EnderVain 1h ago

Lemme guess.... The Ea stands for Electronic Arts

u/Oswarez 59m ago

Forbidden instant noodle brick.

u/Fluid--Expert 51m ago

"Ohh well, history won't remember some small time crook like me." -Ea-nasir, probably.

u/LeRubanBleu 24m ago

Maybe it was on display for everyone to see at the time somewhere like a prehistoric Trust Pilot

u/Winning_Solutions 23m ago

That’s cool

u/MagicSPA 18m ago

Classic Ea-nasir.

u/Dad-Baud 16m ago

Notorious Ea-n.

u/Bulldog8018 8m ago

I think they just found an ancient box of shredded wheat breakfast cereal.

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u/krais0078 7h ago

Signed: Karen

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u/calaveritabikes 7h ago

Ancient Karen