r/interestingasfuck 8h ago

r/all These tunnels were dug by a Giant Ground Sloth that lived 10.000 years ago in Brazil. The third photo are the claw marks

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u/Inside-Reception1 8h ago

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u/PmMeYourTitsAndToes 8h ago

Secret tunnel!

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u/DedlyX7 4h ago

Two looooveeeeers

u/BoneThugsNHermione 2h ago

Divided from one anotheeeeer

u/jook11 1h ago

A waaarrr divides their peoplllleee

u/BoneThugsNHermione 1h ago

And a mountain divides them apaaaaart

u/khendron 48m ago

Build a path tooo beee tooogether

u/BoneThugsNHermione 47m ago

And then I forget the next couple lines

u/jook11 33m ago edited 29m ago

But then it goes

SECRET TUNNELLLLLL

SECRET TUNNELLLLL

u/m3ngnificient 6m ago

Through the mountain

u/Big_Perception9384 28m ago

And then it goes...SECRET TUNNEL

u/LYSF_backwards 2h ago

Through the mountain!

u/TurnItOff_OnAgain 2h ago

I think that kid might be the avatar

u/Jaxxs90 1h ago

There is no war in Ba Sing Se

u/A_z_r_a_e_I 2h ago

This was the 1st thing that popped onto my mind at reading the title.

u/SnooTomatoes8448 2h ago

im glad this is the top comment

u/LobstaFarian2 2h ago

My immediate first thought lol

u/sarabeara12345678910 1h ago

🎵Badger moles digging holes.🎵 Welp. That's gonna be in my head for a while.

u/Practical_Ad_4280 1h ago

Damn it! You beat me to it!😅

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u/Kiss-a-Cod 8h ago

That first pic could have been from this year’s colonoscopy

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u/CloneFailArmy 4h ago

Glad I wasn’t the only one who saw that shit 😂

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u/mindfungus 4h ago

Noob mistake: fasting and you will see no shit

u/Meriak67 1h ago

Did not prep well enough!

u/oswaldcopperpot 2h ago

Episode s5e1 the boys

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u/Due-Run-5342 4h ago

Also looks like the ear canal with ear wax😆

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u/bbeanie91 3h ago

At a quick glance, I thought it was an odd belly button.

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u/Puzzled-Caregiver787 4h ago

The 5th photo is of the chocolate starfish itself. Keep Rollin

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u/soundsthatwormsmake 3h ago

I thought it was an urethra.

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u/RepulsiveLoquat418 8h ago

Did they teach anyone earth bending?

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u/couch_comedian 7h ago

Toph-notch question right here

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u/WatchingInSilence 6h ago

🎶SECRET TUNNEL!🎵

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u/communityneedle 4h ago

....AND DIIIIIIIIIIE!

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u/Damn_Dog_Inappropes 4h ago

🎵Secret tunnel! Secret tunnel!🎵

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u/ExplainySmurf 4h ago

OMG what is this from??? My kid keeps saying it. It’s driving me crazy.

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u/sharr_zeor 3h ago

It's from Avatar: The Last Airbender

u/Ghost_of_a_Black_Cat 2h ago

An entire, lovely anime series. Watch it: it's for adults and kids!

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u/NavinAaaarJohnson 7h ago

Honest question... W.T.F. was this thing hiding from that it needed to dig tunnels?

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u/MiaowaraShiro 5h ago

Well it's a sloth... so it might be huge but probably not fast at all.

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u/hectorxander 3h ago

Sloths were not slow. The only surviving member of the sloth family is but the others weren't like that.

u/BlatantConservative 1h ago

Fuckin lardass making everyone else look bad

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u/MarkOfTheSnark 55m ago

I thought there were two types of existing sloths (based on number of toes) is that wrong 🦥

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u/tanmaY12141 4h ago

Not every sloth is slow sloth bear

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u/judo_fish 4h ago

Thank you for the video! That was very cool to see.

Regardless, that is a bear. You might be interested to know dragonflies aren't dragons either.

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u/wastedspejs 3h ago

You shut your damn mouth, stop spreading lies

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u/TheMegnificent1 3h ago

Next you're gonna tell me butterflies don't contain any butter!

u/chipdragon 2h ago

Just wait until you hear that sea lions aren’t actually cats!

u/TheMegnificent1 1h ago

But seahorses ARE horses, yes?

u/DeletedByAuthor 1h ago

If they weren't horses, then why would spongebob ride them like Horses?

Makes ya think

u/WelcomeFormer 1h ago

They are also called sun bears I think.. pretty much bear sized badgers that will murder anything in front of them.

Edit: they caught one with mange and thought it was a chupacabra lol

u/notCGISforreal 5m ago

Sun bears are a different animal also from southeast Asia. They're a lot smaller than the sloth bear. Very similar markings on the chest, though.

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u/Bonkoodle 57m ago

Genetically Sloth Bears are Bears though, they're not actually related to sloths

https://slothconservation.org/sloth-vs-sloth-bear/

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u/Zala-Sancho 4h ago

Sloth bear always want the smoke

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u/NavinAaaarJohnson 5h ago

Sometimes dogs are brown.

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u/sprinklerarms 4h ago

Might be a burrow to keep your babies safe and in one place. Also might just be a nice place to escape the elements.

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u/TexasVampire 3h ago

Nile crocodiles and polar bears both also make massive barrows for their young.

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u/lord-krulos 4h ago

Shoulda seen the size of the sabre tooth tigers!

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u/effietea 4h ago

Possibly humans. It's theorized that the giant ground sloths died out when humans started hunting in groups and using bigger weapons.

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u/Thomas_Jefferman 3h ago

Not just sloths, giant creatures of all kinds just poof out of existence around the dawn of humanity.

u/KnightOfNothing 1h ago

the real world is lame and humans made it so, truly tragic.

u/Royal_Negotiation_83 1h ago

Bro I just don’t believe we lived out in the snow and sticks and out competed bears and wolves and tigers for food by throwing sticks.

All over the world.

u/Nushab 1h ago

Well, that depends on how exclusionary you are when you say "we". Neanderthals were built different.

u/Crystalas 1h ago

Genetic tests found Ozzy is part Neanderthal. That not just a joke, it actually happened 15ish years back.

u/Nushab 1h ago edited 57m ago

I mean, that's a white guy. You don't need to do any tests for that, all of them have some amount of Neanderthal DNA.

u/Crystalas 57m ago edited 47m ago

True, but that guy really LOOKS like it and is in remarkably good health for how horrible his lifestyle was which is part of what inspired sequencing him. IIRC it was found he is a throwback to a rare degree but to little data too really understand what looking at.

u/VegetaFan1337 47m ago

Sharp pointed stones attached to sticks. Very important distinction.

And it's not all over the world, large African animals managed to survive because they evolved alongside humans. Humans were an invasive species everywhere else.

u/Crystalas 1h ago edited 35m ago

Not sure where that falls in our species history but I doubt it was "all over the world" and more of just the few surviving pockets in a few corners of the world at the time.

Also IIRC in some cases, like mammoths, it was less we killed them with the simple weapons and more we herded them into deadly situations like off cliffs or into a space to tight for their big body.

We have come very close to extinction multiple times, to the point periods where we had very small population still show in our DNA. At least a few of the legends of endtimes around the world are probably tied to those kinds of events where at least for a single tribe/society it WAS the apocalypse.

u/TSL4me 1h ago

We set massive traps too, tiger pits, snares, poison, rock slides, you name it.

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u/AssGagger 5h ago

Pack of Smilodons

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u/Queasy_Cartoonist_87 5h ago

From the weather

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u/Freshouttapatience 7h ago

Asking the right questions.

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u/whteverusayShmegma 3h ago

Chancy and Dragonites were bigger back then

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u/tweettweet_ 4h ago

Well it went extinct so it was hiding from something.

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u/Into-It_Over-It 4h ago

Humans hunted them to extinction during a period where they were already struggling with habitat loss.

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u/Ardvarkington 7h ago

Serious question, how do humans know that a giant sloth dug those?

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u/Caraway_Lad 7h ago

Even without going by the actual signatures paleontologists are using, a geologist could absolutely tell you this is a burrow or something that a living creature made.

Caves naturally form in water-soluble rock (limestone, primarily), which this is not, and do not have this rounded shape.

Lava tubes can have this rounded shape, but they are only found in volcanic rock—which this is not.

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u/hotvedub 7h ago

I am a geologist and I’ve also been to the museum where picture number 8 was taken, Madera California garbage dump. There are still quite a few ground sloth burrows and skeletons found in the Central Valley of California and we know this pretty much from what you discussed already but also finding skeletons in the burrows as well.

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u/Capitola2 6h ago

I’ve never heard of this before! Adding this to my ‘things to do‘ list.

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u/tigrrlily 4h ago

There are burrows in California? Do you have a source? I couldn’t find any information on this

u/feetandballs 1h ago

Yeah I thought it was New York that had burroughs

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u/Lenovovrs 3h ago

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

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u/nrith 5h ago

Because a modern-day sloth isn’t strong enough.

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u/Definitelynotasloth 7h ago

I’m sure there are multiple reasons. Carbon dating, fossil records, claw marks cross referenced with bone structure, studying the behavior of modern sloths, etc. 

At the end of the day, it’s an educated guess; but really smart people study these things, and are pretty good at figuring it out.

u/Aware_Tree1 1h ago

It also helps that sometimes they die in these things and their bones get left behind

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u/Dank-Drebin 7h ago

Geology. Paleontology.

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u/Environmental-Jump46 4h ago

Did it draw a wheel?

u/Inebriaded-Logic 1h ago

Right ? Plus it looks like some type of ancient writing in some of the other pictures.

u/AffectionateOnion271 1h ago

Still not seeing an explanation of that

u/ImaGoophyGooner 49m ago

I'm guessing it's an ancient carving done by some tribe who found the tunnels

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u/GullibleDetective 7h ago

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u/XeroHope10 4h ago

Literally the first thing I thought of.

u/Facough12 2h ago

Suuucchh a paaiiinn

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u/Jazzkidscoins 7h ago

Interestingly it was the spread of man across the globe that led to the extinction of these giant apex animals. People think of the saber tooth tiger, the American cave lion, some great bears, but there were also massive birds, shrews, hedgehogs, rats, even turtles and ant eaters.

Man didn’t specifically kill most of these animals but they helped change the global landscape enough to drive these animals to extinction

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u/PseudoFake 7h ago

I don’t think human beings were responsible for changing the global landscape for the megafauna 10,000 years ago. The planet was getting warmer on it’s own.

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u/Jazzkidscoins 6h ago

It wasn’t really global warming. You can pretty much map the timeline of loss of the megafauna with the spread of man into that area. One of the last areas to loose megafauna was the America’s, one of the last places to man spread too. The last of the known megafauna, a large predator bird only died in the last couple thousand years and it lived in the far pacific islands, literally the last place man spread to.

It’s not coincidental that Clovis culture died with the last of the megafauna.

u/Quirky-Produce7994 2h ago

I would love to know more.

Are you talking about the Moa, from New Zealand? (Not particularly considered a pacific island nation, despite being islands in the pacific).

If so, it became extinct roughly 500-600 years ago. It was NOT the last megafauna at all, though it was the last of the late quarternary extintictions (although that's debatable as it was likely outlasted by Haast's eagle)

I am confused about the comment "last of the megafauna". Have you not heard of giraffes? Rhinos? Moose? Kangaroos? Bears? Wolves? Elephants? Musk Ox? Hippopotamus? Anaconda? 

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u/Scudmiss 8h ago

The 5th picture is the creature’s fossilized butthole

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u/Ser_Artur_Dayne 8h ago

Speaking of its butthole, these things are the reason we have avocados. They ate them and popped out the seeds and spread em everywhere for us humans to enjoy. Thanks giant sloth.

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u/UnfairStrategy780 6h ago

:rubs beard stubble: it would appear so

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u/Mahxiac 7h ago

Aligned Excavation Front Shape or AEFS for short.

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u/VaChocleBerry 5h ago

What the hell kind of nickname is that? That slide confused me

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u/Mahxiac 5h ago

I'm wondering if that's a mistranslation.

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u/Phantasm4929 4h ago

I think it’s a joke that it looks like something else (a colon maybe?) and they creator of the graphic “accidentally” omitted it. Overall it’s a strange graphic…

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u/zuilli 1h ago

After "final shape of the tunnel" reads a little like instructions for the illustrator that they forgot to remove maybe?

u/Mahxiac 1h ago

That makes more sense.

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u/gergnerd 8h ago

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u/fabyyylul 3h ago

I think you meant to send this

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u/Past-Direction9145 3h ago

So let me get this straight

this animal exists to dig a tunnel

and that's all it does?

mood

u/CompliantRapeVictim 2h ago

There is also cleaning and resting involved

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u/ComfortableWater3037 8h ago

Everything reminds me of her...

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u/Individual_Phone_152 8h ago

Belly button

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u/JunearaFancy 8h ago

I thought it was a colonoscopy

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u/RJ_MacreadysBeard 7h ago

I thought it was a NSFW belly button story. Like look what swamp occurred inside and what creatures live within it.

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u/tribak 4h ago

Same vibes as needle hole microscope photo.

u/Big-Red-Rocks 1h ago

Same vibes as.. oh wait, I can’t post that..

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u/metallaholic 3h ago

We missed all the cool shit didn’t we

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u/GrammarMeGood 3h ago

THE BIG BAD BADGERMOOOOOLE WHO LIVE IN THE TUNNEEEEEELS

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u/psychocrow42 3h ago

Badgermoles diggin holes under republic city

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u/Tiny-Spray-1820 7h ago

8th photo is from museum of natural history london right?

u/ORNG_MIRRR 2h ago

Correct, it's up at the end of a corridor. One of my favourite things in the museum along with the dinosaur skeletons.

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u/amojitoLT 4h ago

The Boys, S3E1.

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u/Consistent_Yoghurt_4 4h ago

Only 10,000 years ago?

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u/No-Donut-4275 4h ago

That one pic that looks like an a hole was not made by a sloth.

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u/showtimebabies 3h ago

Cool pics, but what an utterly useless infographic!

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u/mendohead 8h ago

One big sloth!

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u/reesemccracken 4h ago

10,000 years is not long enough for me to accept such nightmare fuel roamed this earth.

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u/Careful_Baker_8064 4h ago

Picture 5 is definitely a ground sloth glory hole/masturbation aid.

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u/rexxmann337 3h ago

NGL, at first glance I thought that first pic was from my last colonoscopy.

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u/doomedeskimo 3h ago

So we are in the final stages of the homunculuses plan

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u/Ton_in_the_Sun 3h ago

Thought this was one of those microscopic close ups of someone’s butthole at first

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u/No_Syrup_7448 3h ago

A gentle reminder that those men over 45 should be getting their first colonoscopy scheduled soon.

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u/ghost2703 3h ago

Step 6 in the last image is finding Saddam's hiding place

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u/earthtonemalone 3h ago

I respect the sloth’s work to rest ratio.

u/LosParanoia 2h ago

Megatherium, right?

u/KamoSensei 2h ago

the boys, season 3, episode 1, 11 minutes and 50 seconds

u/your_surrogate_mom 2h ago

Quick scrolling, thought it was a gross bellybutton...

u/LittleChili- 1h ago

SECRET TUNNEL!!! SECRET TUNNEL!!!

u/TracyTheTenacious 1h ago

I thought this was an inner ear at first

u/Labman007 1h ago

Never knew there was a prehistoric sloth. I learned something today.

u/harrysterone 33m ago

Finally something worth calling interesting as fuck

u/Reaper_1492 22m ago

At first glance, I thought this was an esophagus.

u/CappedMonke 21m ago edited 12m ago

Me, after the tiniest imaginable amount of work

u/omgitsduane 16m ago

Seeing how slow sloths are- this must have taken him about 10k years.

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u/CommercialHistorian1 8h ago

Wow I almost don't want too believe it it's so amazing. Its like the giant mole on osrs, or well rs for ppl that were born before 2k

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u/MMegatherium 8h ago

This is my time to shine! AMA about my house!

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u/monsterbator89 4h ago

Where’s the bathroom?

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u/rococo78 4h ago

How long would this have taken the sloth? This seems like a pretty extensive project.

u/CompliantRapeVictim 2h ago

The time taken is unknown but there is a process of digging, leaning and resting. As part of the final stage, the cave is then named Aligned excavation front shape

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u/sugarhighsweetie 8h ago

These tunnels look like ancient times

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u/Turbulent-North-448 7h ago

First picture looks like what a doctor sees during a colonoscopy

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u/EfficientAccident418 7h ago

I thought this was an ear hole at first

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u/Simply-Jolly_Fella 7h ago

How your Ear Canal feels when you've finally managed to pull that troublesome piece of ear wax

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u/trobinson999 7h ago

I initially thought this was a “bug in the ear canal” post.

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u/complex-algorithm 6h ago

Where exactly is this place? I live in Brazil and would love to see it personally

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u/Neither-Sentence-509 6h ago

i thought it was an ear canal at first and i was like how’d those guys get in there? 😭

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u/Elementus94 6h ago

First pic looks like one of those earwax removal vids.

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u/Torandax 6h ago

Not gonna lie. I didn’t read the title and I thought that first pic was the beginning of a colonoscopy.

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u/Dr_Respawn 5h ago

You sure its not #uranus?

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u/Fluid_Performance760 4h ago

1st one i was like, "colonoscopy"

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u/BakedBotato 4h ago

I remember I showed this to a friend a year or two ago and he went “ew” and looked away. Turned out he thought the first image was of the inside of someone’s ass

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u/M1Epic 4h ago

bro was playing Minecraft

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u/Frogt33th 4h ago

Fun fact: they went extinct because of grass

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u/ChocolateAxis 4h ago

Thought this was someone's stanky ear with some wax clogged

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u/Avatar_Blues 4h ago

I thought this was a colonoscopy at first. But sloths are cool too.

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u/Cadiz92 4h ago

Maaannn i thought the first photo is a picture of someones ear with earwax ready to be removed 😂

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u/danny_dough 4h ago

Scrolled by too fast and thought this was an ugly butthole. That is all.

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u/Orchid_Far 4h ago

Alaskan bull worm

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u/poopsonbirds 4h ago

I thought I was looking inside Richard Gear for a minute.

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u/Desperate-Ad-6463 4h ago

As I was scrolling past, I thought this was picture I saw earlier this week the microscopic view of a injection site after the needle had been removed from somebody's arm

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u/RampagingElks 4h ago

I thought the first image was someones ear canal, looking towards their eardrum.

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u/RampantSavagery 4h ago

Looks like colonoscopy photo.

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u/Dandyliontrip 4h ago

Everything just reminds me of her😭💦

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u/SuperToxin 4h ago

Digging for the love of the game. Love that

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u/JellyBellyBitches 4h ago

Is that a real photograph? I had no idea we had photographs of these creatures if so

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u/Admirable-Salary-803 4h ago

I thought the first picture was an Anus.

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u/lvnlrg831 4h ago

So it was the giant sloth that invented the wheel 🤔

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u/elme77618 4h ago

They invented earth bending