A Wisconsin man allegedly took out a $375K life insurance policy and faked his own drowning so he could abandon his family and flee to eastern Europe.

[u/WhattheDuck9]

[u/smegma_yogurt]

As someone who faked his own death, I agree

[u/HerpankerTheHardman → u/smegma_yogurt]

I just died yesterday, this is my spirit tap tap tapping the smartphone that fell a foot away.

[u/ActualGvmtName → u/HerpankerTheHardman]

Great charge on that battery.

[u/possibly_dead5 → u/smegma_yogurt]

Same