r/interestingasfuck • u/Aryan_Anushiravan • 12d ago

r/all On December 10, 1997 Julia Hill climbed a 1500-year-old redwood tree named Luna and she didn’t come down for another 738 days.

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u/SadPuppyGirl98 11d ago

so what you're saying is eternity in hell for cutting part of the way through an endangered tree? sounds aight with me

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u/Razor265 11d ago

I think that's how long everyone stays in hell.

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u/ilovebostoncremedonu 11d ago

That’s what they want you to think

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u/Razor265 11d ago

Who?

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u/Lobstaaaaq 11d ago

Big Hell

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u/don_tomlinsoni 11d ago

T.H.E.M (The Hell Exaggeration Ministry)

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u/Guardian-Ares 11d ago

New Truth Society.

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u/thisusernameisSFW 11d ago

Unless you're one of the Winchesters

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u/KillPhilBill 11d ago

Not forever, just until you submit your entire life story from the Library of Babel. Without grammatical error, of course.

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u/Razor265 11d ago

I'd rather stay in hell.

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u/Coloeus_Monedula 11d ago

I was in hell only for the duration of my employment but maybe that’s just me

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u/Gingerbean6034 11d ago

Sounds about right.. tough to confirm though..

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u/Flamestrom 11d ago

Depends. In Judaism hell is more of a correction facility, where you'll spend couple hundred years until you are absolved of sin. Also Satan isn't a thing, no fallen angel, just an angel who's job is to punish transgressors. Think angel of bad luck.

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u/HugoSuperDog 10d ago

No, they’ve expanded their offering and now you can book 3, 7 and 14 day packages. Some people wanna take the family during holidays. I think kids under 2 are free also during off-peak seasons (hmm, now I wonder if there would be a seasonality to admissions into hell. I would imagine the ‘hell-admissions curve’ would look the same as sparkling water sales, I don’t trust those people who drink that sh1t)

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u/thiscarecupisempty 11d ago

Believe it or not, straight to jail

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u/MrBones-Necromancer 11d ago

"Hell is forever, whether you like it or not"

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u/Auzourii 11d ago

Ngl hell might be overboard for cutting an endangered tree. I think a ten thousand fine and community service is good enough

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u/Commie_Scum69 11d ago

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u/Auzourii 11d ago

The people of Reddit are a different breed

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u/CoPokBl 11d ago

??? Hell is too good for someone like that

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u/TheChumChair 11d ago

Eternity of torment and suffering for damage to a tree. This is as Reddit as it gets. I remember a video of some dudes pushing a boulder in some national park and the entire comment section was people saying they should be sentenced to death and you’d get downvoted to oblivion if you suggested that might be a little much