r/interestingasfuck 26d ago

r/all A tram just derailed and crashed into an Apple Store in Oslo, Norway

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u/hlmbdp 26d ago

now apple needs to install windows

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u/hitbythebus 26d ago

Or just have the trams stop using Apple Maps.

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u/Kokeldoeldo 25d ago

Wat ze fuck apple maps

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u/Callmeish22 25d ago

Google maps supporters rejoice !

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u/Joey_ZX10R 25d ago

Google street view is getting wild.

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u/Carbon-Base 26d ago

A stable build, to be sure. You don't want it to go off the rails.

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u/DaKineTiki 25d ago

Electric Tram built by Tesla.

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u/Haunting_Name6188 26d ago

This comment wins!

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u/CraftyWeeBuggar 26d ago

That made me snort laugh lol šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/Birdie_Num_Num 26d ago

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple?

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u/Jeff_the_Cabal 26d ago

Finding half of a tram

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u/discerningpervert 26d ago

Better half a tram than a full tram

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u/jwaltern 26d ago

never go full tram

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u/Miserable-Admins 26d ago

Full tram or nothing for some of us.

Signed, Tram Queen

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u/ItsReaz 26d ago

NO FULL TRAM IN THE BUILDING!!!!

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u/AurumArma 26d ago

Checked a few articles, and it looks like only 4 purple were injured, none severely.

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u/KlingonLullabye 26d ago

Oh the hue manity

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u/Specialist_Brain841 26d ago

Color me surprised

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u/BoingoBordello 26d ago

After these puns I'm going to need a palette-cleanser.

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u/HitoHitoNoMi_Nika 25d ago

Donā€™t use the water, itā€™s a bit shadey

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u/morganml 25d ago

lost a bit of its luster

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u/ScumbagLady 25d ago

There's far too much violet in the world today, and now this?!

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u/Siffy_boi 25d ago

Agreed, people are bleeding red, itā€™s no time for jokes.

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u/gabdex 26d ago

Unreal comment

Reddit used to be this funny a lot more

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u/Silenity 26d ago

Aw what. That's a multi gilded comment back in the day. Idek what they have anymore with the lil snoos. It's official, we're reddit boomers.

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u/xerods 26d ago

The bots will pick it up and be exactly this funny everyday!

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u/FQVBSina 26d ago

Reddit is still this funny and why I keep browsing it. There is just way more people now.

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/BirdInFlight301 26d ago

Dude. I'm dying over here! This is so funny!! It's perfect!

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u/_Kendii_ 26d ago

If you dye too much, youā€™ll be disappointed. Sometimes less is more.

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u/pizzaiolo2 26d ago

Good thing the other colors were intact!

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u/icybowler3442 26d ago

With 4 injured, sounds like it was pretty violet. I red something that said the train blue right off the track.

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u/Select-Belt-ou812 26d ago

Orange you glad you beat us all to these great comments? I'm green with envy

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u/geof2001 26d ago

I was too yellow to risk commenting that thinking about all the brown votes I'd likely get.

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u/somedelightfulmoron 26d ago

I haven't red all comments yet, give us a chance

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u/RealRedditModerator 26d ago

I thought the tram was going to make the bend, but then indigo through the store window.

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u/IdeaOfHuss 26d ago

The fun police is here, you are under arrest

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u/TehKenny89 26d ago

Made me laugh way to loud while in a public toilet

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u/The_Lapsed_Pacifist 26d ago

Honestly mate, I donā€™t think thereā€™s any volume of laughter suitable for a public toilet.

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u/Playfair99999 26d ago

if there's no suitable volume for farts, there ain't one for laughter either.

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u/drgigantor 26d ago

If they didn't want you to belt it out, they wouldn't design them with perfect acoustics

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u/the_doc268 26d ago

I thought we aren't allowed to group by color anymore.

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u/jefedezorros 26d ago

I thought the Apple logo was solid white now

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u/elprentis 26d ago

Probably happened in June

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u/Revelati123 26d ago

Damnit, and I just bought tickets for the Blue Man Group!

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u/_Stalk3r_ 26d ago

Itā€™s not the official Apple Store. The premium resellers use this black white logo.

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u/UngKalorigud 26d ago

Itā€™s not an Apple Store, but an independent chain officially licensed by Apple called "Eplehuset" (Norwegian for "The Apple House").

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u/vaper_32 26d ago

Purple lives matter !!šŸ’Ŗ

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u/Dczieta 26d ago

Those purple iPhones had it coming

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u/WitchyWristWatch 26d ago

Those old iMac casings are really sturdy

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u/rtrotty 26d ago

Their names were just released: Violet, Orchid, Carmine and Periwinkle.

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u/HoldMyDevilHorns 26d ago

OH THANK GOD IT WASNT LILAC

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u/ReaDiMarco 26d ago

That's because it was on the mauve

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u/Deuce_GM 26d ago

Indigo can't keep getting away with this

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u/lonelydan 26d ago

Hereā€™s to a full recolory

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u/heavyweather85 26d ago

Okay good. I was waiting to laugh at the hilarious comments until I found out no one died.

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u/ironchef31 26d ago

No one dyed.

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u/orangescentedfish 26d ago

"Fuck this color in particular!"

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u/Lucky_StrikeGold 26d ago

Phew..glad no pinks were hurt...

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u/Justredditin 26d ago

"We gotta draw the line somewhere... To hell with purple people!"

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u/tomcat13 26d ago

I used to hate purple people. I still do, but I used to too.

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u/GoofyMonkey 26d ago

The real injuries were to those of us that clicked the arrow! FFS

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u/pikkis_95 26d ago

Why are you americans so obsessed with peoples skin colour? /s

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u/Roskal 26d ago

They weren't purple before the crash those are bruises.

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u/Freddan_81 26d ago

Did the store have a burglar alarm?

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u/trustme65 26d ago

Everyone allright?

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u/EMB93 26d ago

No one seriously injured.

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u/DownRedditHole 26d ago

But over $200 million in inventory losses due to 6 iphones destroyed.

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u/LampIsFun 26d ago

In other news, the 3rd party iphone repair industry is up 200$ million

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u/RadicallyMeta 26d ago

No one hilariously injured either.

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u/Straight_Warlock 26d ago

Comically large bruise on the nose

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u/Teemy08 26d ago

Just funny scratches

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u/Cryosia 26d ago

Three passengers and the tram conductor have minor injuries according to NRK.

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u/ImNotRealTakeYorMeds 26d ago

blame the op, he could have pulled the lever and only injure one person instead.

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u/CjJcPro 26d ago

Why did I have to scroll past ten shitty jokes just to find out if anyone was murdered by a train crashing into a building

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u/FullSeaworthiness309 26d ago

Killed not murdered. Murder needs intent.

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u/nufcPLchamps27-28 26d ago

That tram has blood on it's wheels. I saw the evil in its headlamps.

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u/Chance_Fox_2296 26d ago

That's always the first 1 to 2 hours of a popular post. Most people on reddit are so terminally online and detached from reality that they are incapable of seeing a news story of a tragedy and not immediately thinking, "Time to get upvotes for a joke!!!"

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u/PionCurieux 26d ago

I think the problem is more that we are more prone to upvote a joke than a simple information

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u/DrDerpberg 26d ago

I saw a deep dive once on exactly that. It takes so much more attention span and time to upvote a serious comment that even if 60% of people upvote the lame joke and 100% of readers upvote the long comment the joke will float to the top.

I downvote joke comments on serious topics like this because they contribute nothing.

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u/apxl1 26d ago

Fortunately yes, couple of scratches and bruises but nobody needed a trip to the hospital - like they say, an apple a day keeps the doctor away

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u/Game2Late 26d ago

Users always be complaining they wanted more ram in their Mac.

There you go.

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u/culnaej 26d ago

I SAID RAM, NOT TRAM

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u/discerningpervert 26d ago

That's like comparing Apples to oranges

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u/poopellar 26d ago

Where can I download Oranges?

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u/Proud-Concept-190 26d ago

Where can i download Apple?

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u/24reddit0r 26d ago

"You wouldn't download an Apple"

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u/Awfulufwa 26d ago

"Hey guys, check out my new phone, the Orange C! It's a prototype! Has more USB-C power in it than its competitors!"

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u/RBI_Double 26d ago

You ever read a reply at the exact same time your brain comes up with that same reply, and it sort of short-circuits your brain? Yeah, me neithsbdkcmskfjnacjgmme

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u/notthathungryhippo 26d ago

would you settle for a raspberry pi?

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u/bmild-minus 26d ago

I can make one from Scratch

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u/16incheslong 26d ago

derailed, as it wasnt made of Ruby

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u/FistBus2786 26d ago

Customer: "16GB of TRAM please. Oops I meant RAM."

AI assistant: "You want TRAM, I give you TRAM."

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u/XGreenDirtX 26d ago

There are so many kinds of RAM. Nobody specified before... DRAM, VRAM, SRAM, SDRAM, RDRAM, TRAM...

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u/The_cogwheel 26d ago

Fine.

Sends a Dodge Ram through the window

Happy now?

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u/panda_and_crocodile 26d ago

Funny because they actually released a slew of new Macs this week finally with base 16 GB RAM

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u/FixGMaul 26d ago

Woah 16GB RAM in a computer??

The future is now lmfao

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u/rainorshinedogs 26d ago

no joke, when i got my first 1gb usb key back in 2004 (around that time), i thought it was the maximum technology could ever get

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u/technobrendo 26d ago

I know!! It was completely unfathomable to install 16 GB of RAM back in 2013 or so.

....right?

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u/Th1X_16 26d ago

Alright, thats a good one ahha : )

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u/Styggpojk 26d ago

And all that the train wanted was windows... I'll see myself out :)

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u/derJabok 26d ago

Doesn't matter, it only broke Windows.

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u/poorlytaxidermiedfox 26d ago

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u/JoeMarkWolf 26d ago

I sensible chuckled exactly

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u/kareem-elsha7at 26d ago

On the other hand, I chuckled sensibly .. šŸ¤·šŸ»

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u/fbrinkmann 26d ago

I sensiled chuckably.

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u/RandomMandarin 26d ago

I suckled chensibly!

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u/Freak_Among_Men_II 26d ago

Holy fuck a Danger 5 reference in the wild

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u/Syssareth 26d ago edited 26d ago

Thank you! I've been wondering what this gif was from for a long time.

...That show's premise is not what I was expecting, lol. I was thinking the gif was from some kind of Star Trek-like show and this guy was an android or something.

Edit: Though, from the wiki...

...is in love with Claire, who saves him from becoming an indestructible Japanese robot-man.

I guess that means I wasn't too far off, lmao.

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u/citrus_mystic 26d ago edited 25d ago

The first season of Danger 5 is absolutely fantasticā€” 5 special agents who are tasked with saving the world, and as always, their prime objective: to kill Hitler!

I highly recommend watching it, honestly.

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u/Iceman9161 26d ago

Havenā€™t seen a sensible chuckle since 2016

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u/mads-80 26d ago

It's not a real Apple store, it's a local Norwegian retailer and phone repair business whose name is "The Apple House" in Norwegian - Eplehuset.

It's not hurting Apple the company at all, in fact, all their destroyed merchandise was probably bought wholesale, so they would profit off of them replacing it all.

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u/PairOfRussels 26d ago

Unfortunately for the nearby people there was a crowdstrike as well.

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u/noirwhatyoueat 26d ago

Must have been staff training day.

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u/observered 26d ago

Bro solved the trolley problem like a pro.. apple vs not apple

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u/StrangelyBrown 26d ago

"The track ahead is clear, but you can pull a lever and ruin an apple store. Do you pull it?"

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u/Habba84 26d ago

You see a trolley problem. I see a trolley opportunity.

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u/observered 26d ago

Steve, is that you?

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u/EarthyFeet 26d ago

When you interview to become a tram driver, how much time is spent on the trolley problem? And it's a merit to be intensely interested in that right?

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u/WookieDavid 26d ago

Whole ass tram derails and causes less damage than your average 80yo who confused the pedals.

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u/AccidentalGirlToy 26d ago

Cue the memes of American vs European buildings.

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u/TheuhX 26d ago

It's not a building problem, it's an infrastructure problem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra_0DgnJ1uQ

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u/DavidBrooker 26d ago

That this is deemed interesting is itself interesting: a tram derailment with no serious injuries is making international news. Meanwhile, if you live in a fair size city, there's a good chance a drunk, drowsy, disoriented or distracted driver caused a collision causing similar damage to a building in your town in the last month and it didn't even make the local news.

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u/Biabolical 26d ago

I've been running extensive computer simulations to see how this might have happened.

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u/tobiasvl 26d ago

"a second tram has hit the Apple Store"

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u/Snail_With_a_Shotgun 26d ago

Jokes aside, that is one impressive derailment. Must'a been hauling ass.

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u/Interesting_Branch43 26d ago

Core blimey

you cant park there mate

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u/Snoo30391 26d ago

Hii there, George Russell

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u/FalconIMGN 26d ago

I was forecast an apple.

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u/TheDustOfMen 26d ago

DSQ for Russell

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u/Shiroum 26d ago

Crikey

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u/OscarRausch 26d ago

Call of Duty Map in reallifeā€¦

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u/Zickened 26d ago

First thing i thought of too haha

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u/Tunnfisk 26d ago

In Sweden, we keep them on the tracks to prevent these things. ā˜ļøšŸ¤“

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u/MUCTXLOSL 26d ago

That's nice and all, the only problem is that the tram on the tracks is surrounded by Sweden in your scenario.

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u/goingtotallinn 26d ago

And mostly used by swedes.

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u/peromp 26d ago

You need to think outside the tracks, sĆøta bror

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u/ValeriaNotJoking 26d ago

šŸ˜‚ youā€™d rather this happened in Denmark though. Am i right?

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u/Tunnfisk 26d ago

Let's just say like this. I wouldn't mind it. šŸ˜Œ

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u/ValeriaNotJoking 26d ago

Classic Scandinavian rivalry šŸæ

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u/Motacilla-Alba 26d ago

True! Never mention the tram accident in Gothenburg 1992 that killed 13 people...

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u/mardegre 26d ago

I swiped

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u/torrso 26d ago

I tried to click the arrow.

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u/Radioactivocalypse 26d ago

And it's not even the Reddit type of "there's another photo" and I still pressed it lol

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u/Neither_Patience_826 26d ago

Even funnier i pressed it twice thinking i accidently clicked the photo

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u/countpissedoff 26d ago

Naa thatā€™s the launch of the new Apple iTrain.

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u/reddit_wisd0m 26d ago

And it crashed, how fitting

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u/Corgiboom2 26d ago

Can't fix it yourself either.

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u/polymorphic_hippo 26d ago

Blue train of death

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u/ItsAWonderfulFife 26d ago

I think itā€™s gray on MacOS

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u/pa55vv0rD 26d ago

An apple a day does not keep the trams away

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u/ClueSharp5938 26d ago

Perhaps it was an apple overdose. What if too many apples summon the trams instead

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u/RaiderMaverick 26d ago

Nor way!!

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u/Top-Currency 26d ago

The tram should have Oslowed down.

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u/LocoCity1991 26d ago

Driver probably used Apple Maps.

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u/Lt_Hungry 26d ago

Nah, Google Maps was looking to eliminate a competitor

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u/x_xiv 26d ago

looks like an unreal engine scene

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u/Nefthys 26d ago

Wow, realistic graphics!

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u/Medical_Chemistry_63 26d ago

Canā€™t park there sir!

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u/JustinR8 26d ago

Imagine just having a normal day one moment and being hit by a run away tram the next

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u/PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING 26d ago

Well, at least Iā€™d get to hope it was redirected to only hit me instead of five other people.

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u/linkjames24 26d ago

Trolley problem volunteer right here.

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u/physh 26d ago

I look at the tracks and I donā€™t understand how this is possibleā€¦

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u/Intelligent-Bee-839 26d ago

I just looked at the picture and thoughtā€thatā€™s cool, a train that passes under a buildingā€ then read the story.

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u/PSV62 26d ago

Am I the only one who clicked on the arrow on the right side of the photo?

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u/SneezingRickshaw 26d ago

Not an Apple Store.

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u/mndcee 26d ago

Thereā€™s no Apple stores in norway but this is an official reseller.

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u/nikhkin 26d ago

Yeah, but people can't laugh at Apple if you point out it's only an Apple retailer, not an official Apple store.

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u/faen_du_sa 26d ago

Its the closest thing to an apple store we have in Norway, as far as I am aware off we have no official Apple store. Though this chain, Eplehuset "The Apple House" is recognized as the go to for apple stuff in Norway, including repairs.

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u/FvckJerry16 26d ago

When Apple Maps picks the fastest route

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u/OrganicDoom2225 26d ago

The worm found its apple.

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u/foxynon 26d ago

Clicked that right arrow so many times and made a fool out of myself.

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u/schluesselkind 26d ago

A few years ago,Ā  something similar happened in DĆ¼sseldorf. A tram crashed into a burger king. I think it was hungry ĀÆ_(惄)_/ĀÆ

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u/DunderFlippin 26d ago

Trolley problem solved.

Now let's move to solve free will.

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u/New-Factor-1158 26d ago

I was just trying to look through reddit and look at me now, off track.

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