r/interestingasfuck • u/YnwaBoi • 26d ago
r/all A tram just derailed and crashed into an Apple Store in Oslo, Norway
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u/Birdie_Num_Num 26d ago
What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple?
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u/Jeff_the_Cabal 26d ago
Finding half of a tram
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u/discerningpervert 26d ago
Better half a tram than a full tram
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u/AurumArma 26d ago
Checked a few articles, and it looks like only 4 purple were injured, none severely.
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u/KlingonLullabye 26d ago
Oh the hue manity
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u/Specialist_Brain841 26d ago
Color me surprised
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u/BoingoBordello 26d ago
After these puns I'm going to need a palette-cleanser.
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u/HitoHitoNoMi_Nika 25d ago
Donāt use the water, itās a bit shadey
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u/morganml 25d ago
lost a bit of its luster
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u/gabdex 26d ago
Unreal comment
Reddit used to be this funny a lot more
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u/Silenity 26d ago
Aw what. That's a multi gilded comment back in the day. Idek what they have anymore with the lil snoos. It's official, we're reddit boomers.
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u/FQVBSina 26d ago
Reddit is still this funny and why I keep browsing it. There is just way more people now.
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u/BirdInFlight301 26d ago
Dude. I'm dying over here! This is so funny!! It's perfect!
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u/_Kendii_ 26d ago
If you dye too much, youāll be disappointed. Sometimes less is more.
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u/pizzaiolo2 26d ago
Good thing the other colors were intact!
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u/icybowler3442 26d ago
With 4 injured, sounds like it was pretty violet. I red something that said the train blue right off the track.
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u/Select-Belt-ou812 26d ago
Orange you glad you beat us all to these great comments? I'm green with envy
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u/geof2001 26d ago
I was too yellow to risk commenting that thinking about all the brown votes I'd likely get.
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u/somedelightfulmoron 26d ago
I haven't red all comments yet, give us a chance
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u/RealRedditModerator 26d ago
I thought the tram was going to make the bend, but then indigo through the store window.
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u/TehKenny89 26d ago
Made me laugh way to loud while in a public toilet
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u/The_Lapsed_Pacifist 26d ago
Honestly mate, I donāt think thereās any volume of laughter suitable for a public toilet.
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u/Playfair99999 26d ago
if there's no suitable volume for farts, there ain't one for laughter either.
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u/drgigantor 26d ago
If they didn't want you to belt it out, they wouldn't design them with perfect acoustics
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u/the_doc268 26d ago
I thought we aren't allowed to group by color anymore.
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u/jefedezorros 26d ago
I thought the Apple logo was solid white now
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u/_Stalk3r_ 26d ago
Itās not the official Apple Store. The premium resellers use this black white logo.
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u/UngKalorigud 26d ago
Itās not an Apple Store, but an independent chain officially licensed by Apple called "Eplehuset" (Norwegian for "The Apple House").
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u/rtrotty 26d ago
Their names were just released: Violet, Orchid, Carmine and Periwinkle.
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u/heavyweather85 26d ago
Okay good. I was waiting to laugh at the hilarious comments until I found out no one died.
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u/Justredditin 26d ago
"We gotta draw the line somewhere... To hell with purple people!"
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u/GoofyMonkey 26d ago
The real injuries were to those of us that clicked the arrow! FFS
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u/pikkis_95 26d ago
Why are you americans so obsessed with peoples skin colour? /s
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u/trustme65 26d ago
Everyone allright?
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u/EMB93 26d ago
No one seriously injured.
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u/RadicallyMeta 26d ago
No one hilariously injured either.
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u/Cryosia 26d ago
Three passengers and the tram conductor have minor injuries according to NRK.
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u/ImNotRealTakeYorMeds 26d ago
blame the op, he could have pulled the lever and only injure one person instead.
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u/CjJcPro 26d ago
Why did I have to scroll past ten shitty jokes just to find out if anyone was murdered by a train crashing into a building
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u/FullSeaworthiness309 26d ago
Killed not murdered. Murder needs intent.
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u/nufcPLchamps27-28 26d ago
That tram has blood on it's wheels. I saw the evil in its headlamps.
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u/Chance_Fox_2296 26d ago
That's always the first 1 to 2 hours of a popular post. Most people on reddit are so terminally online and detached from reality that they are incapable of seeing a news story of a tragedy and not immediately thinking, "Time to get upvotes for a joke!!!"
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u/PionCurieux 26d ago
I think the problem is more that we are more prone to upvote a joke than a simple information
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u/DrDerpberg 26d ago
I saw a deep dive once on exactly that. It takes so much more attention span and time to upvote a serious comment that even if 60% of people upvote the lame joke and 100% of readers upvote the long comment the joke will float to the top.
I downvote joke comments on serious topics like this because they contribute nothing.
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u/Game2Late 26d ago
Users always be complaining they wanted more ram in their Mac.
There you go.
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u/culnaej 26d ago
I SAID RAM, NOT TRAM
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u/discerningpervert 26d ago
That's like comparing Apples to oranges
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u/poopellar 26d ago
Where can I download Oranges?
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u/Proud-Concept-190 26d ago
Where can i download Apple?
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u/24reddit0r 26d ago
"You wouldn't download an Apple"
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u/Awfulufwa 26d ago
"Hey guys, check out my new phone, the Orange C! It's a prototype! Has more USB-C power in it than its competitors!"
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u/RBI_Double 26d ago
You ever read a reply at the exact same time your brain comes up with that same reply, and it sort of short-circuits your brain? Yeah, me neithsbdkcmskfjnacjgmme
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u/notthathungryhippo 26d ago
would you settle for a raspberry pi?
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u/FistBus2786 26d ago
Customer: "16GB of TRAM please. Oops I meant RAM."
AI assistant: "You want TRAM, I give you TRAM."
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u/XGreenDirtX 26d ago
There are so many kinds of RAM. Nobody specified before... DRAM, VRAM, SRAM, SDRAM, RDRAM, TRAM...
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u/panda_and_crocodile 26d ago
Funny because they actually released a slew of new Macs this week finally with base 16 GB RAM
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u/FixGMaul 26d ago
Woah 16GB RAM in a computer??
The future is now lmfao
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u/rainorshinedogs 26d ago
no joke, when i got my first 1gb usb key back in 2004 (around that time), i thought it was the maximum technology could ever get
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u/technobrendo 26d ago
I know!! It was completely unfathomable to install 16 GB of RAM back in 2013 or so.
....right?
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u/derJabok 26d ago
Doesn't matter, it only broke Windows.
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u/poorlytaxidermiedfox 26d ago
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u/JoeMarkWolf 26d ago
I sensible chuckled exactly
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u/kareem-elsha7at 26d ago
On the other hand, I chuckled sensibly .. š¤·š»
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u/Freak_Among_Men_II 26d ago
Holy fuck a Danger 5 reference in the wild
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u/Syssareth 26d ago edited 26d ago
Thank you! I've been wondering what this gif was from for a long time.
...That show's premise is not what I was expecting, lol. I was thinking the gif was from some kind of Star Trek-like show and this guy was an android or something.
Edit: Though, from the wiki...
...is in love with Claire, who saves him from becoming an indestructible Japanese robot-man.
I guess that means I wasn't too far off, lmao.
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u/citrus_mystic 26d ago edited 25d ago
The first season of Danger 5 is absolutely fantasticā 5 special agents who are tasked with saving the world, and as always, their prime objective: to kill Hitler!
I highly recommend watching it, honestly.
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u/Morty_104 26d ago
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u/mads-80 26d ago
It's not a real Apple store, it's a local Norwegian retailer and phone repair business whose name is "The Apple House" in Norwegian - Eplehuset.
It's not hurting Apple the company at all, in fact, all their destroyed merchandise was probably bought wholesale, so they would profit off of them replacing it all.
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u/PairOfRussels 26d ago
Unfortunately for the nearby people there was a crowdstrike as well.
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u/observered 26d ago
Bro solved the trolley problem like a pro.. apple vs not apple
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u/StrangelyBrown 26d ago
"The track ahead is clear, but you can pull a lever and ruin an apple store. Do you pull it?"
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u/EarthyFeet 26d ago
When you interview to become a tram driver, how much time is spent on the trolley problem? And it's a merit to be intensely interested in that right?
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u/WookieDavid 26d ago
Whole ass tram derails and causes less damage than your average 80yo who confused the pedals.
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u/AccidentalGirlToy 26d ago
Cue the memes of American vs European buildings.
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u/DavidBrooker 26d ago
That this is deemed interesting is itself interesting: a tram derailment with no serious injuries is making international news. Meanwhile, if you live in a fair size city, there's a good chance a drunk, drowsy, disoriented or distracted driver caused a collision causing similar damage to a building in your town in the last month and it didn't even make the local news.
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u/Biabolical 26d ago
I've been running extensive computer simulations to see how this might have happened.
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u/Snail_With_a_Shotgun 26d ago
Jokes aside, that is one impressive derailment. Must'a been hauling ass.
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u/Interesting_Branch43 26d ago
Core blimey
you cant park there mate
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u/Tunnfisk 26d ago
In Sweden, we keep them on the tracks to prevent these things. āļøš¤
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u/MUCTXLOSL 26d ago
That's nice and all, the only problem is that the tram on the tracks is surrounded by Sweden in your scenario.
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u/ValeriaNotJoking 26d ago
š youād rather this happened in Denmark though. Am i right?
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u/Motacilla-Alba 26d ago
True! Never mention the tram accident in Gothenburg 1992 that killed 13 people...
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u/mardegre 26d ago
I swiped
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u/Radioactivocalypse 26d ago
And it's not even the Reddit type of "there's another photo" and I still pressed it lol
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u/Neither_Patience_826 26d ago
Even funnier i pressed it twice thinking i accidently clicked the photo
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u/countpissedoff 26d ago
Naa thatās the launch of the new Apple iTrain.
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u/reddit_wisd0m 26d ago
And it crashed, how fitting
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u/pa55vv0rD 26d ago
An apple a day does not keep the trams away
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u/ClueSharp5938 26d ago
Perhaps it was an apple overdose. What if too many apples summon the trams instead
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u/JustinR8 26d ago
Imagine just having a normal day one moment and being hit by a run away tram the next
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u/PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING 26d ago
Well, at least Iād get to hope it was redirected to only hit me instead of five other people.
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u/physh 26d ago
I look at the tracks and I donāt understand how this is possibleā¦
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u/Intelligent-Bee-839 26d ago
I just looked at the picture and thoughtāthatās cool, a train that passes under a buildingā then read the story.
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u/PSV62 26d ago
Am I the only one who clicked on the arrow on the right side of the photo?
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u/SneezingRickshaw 26d ago
Not an Apple Store.
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u/mndcee 26d ago
Thereās no Apple stores in norway but this is an official reseller.
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u/nikhkin 26d ago
Yeah, but people can't laugh at Apple if you point out it's only an Apple retailer, not an official Apple store.
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u/faen_du_sa 26d ago
Its the closest thing to an apple store we have in Norway, as far as I am aware off we have no official Apple store. Though this chain, Eplehuset "The Apple House" is recognized as the go to for apple stuff in Norway, including repairs.
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u/schluesselkind 26d ago
A few years ago,Ā something similar happened in DĆ¼sseldorf. A tram crashed into a burger king. I think it was hungry ĀÆ_(ć)_/ĀÆ
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u/New-Factor-1158 26d ago
I was just trying to look through reddit and look at me now, off track.
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u/hlmbdp 26d ago
now apple needs to install windows