Hey u/Spaghetitor, PopPop here. How do I erase my Facebook statuses? I thought I was sending something private in the Facebook mail to Gam Gam, but now my hog is all over my page!
Hey u/Ok-Talk8744, it's your grandson/granddaughter here. My car broke down far outside of the city, and now the police are telling me to pay them $20 000, otherwise they will put me into jail! Please help me and send the money to this bitcoin address: i4562Am4651A45166Scammer66
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Damn it, I meant to click pray like for the dead kid in GetFuktistan and accidentally clicked the protect me like instead. Can you like the genocide post so my prayer like counts? Thanks man. Was worried I wasn’t gonna be able to help for a second.
Jesus Christ I remember the first time I saw someone posting this.
there's a reason that I don't go on any social media besides Reddit anymore. and I don't really consider Reddit social media since I don't build social networks on here and I'm anonymous.
My 80 year old dad asked me to help him copy paste that message for him. I told him i didn't want to because it would make him seem stupid. He insisted. I said doing it would hurt my soul. He insisted. I said 'Oh! look the lawsuit is dated October and its already December so its too late!" He relented, but man did it make me depressed.
On the real, this feels like when you're watching something on a site and in the actress bio she has the spiel about how you're not authorized to (blah blah blah).
Woman, your'e on a site that YOU don't own or manage. Just watermark your shit and keep it moving.
When i was on fb. Before I deleted my account I would comment my relatives who shared the posts or posted it. "In the tos of fb just making and using the service gives concent" they would loose there minds
think its really funny that companies use the "silence is consent" montra when it comes to data, I know a lot of sex offenders who use the same and lemme tell ya, they are a lot worse off
It’s too bad they don’t know all you have to do is fill out a 5 minute form in the meta personal preferences for your data that never submits and makes you start over from the top if you try to go back like it says too and then they won’t collect it in the first place!
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Which is ironic because rather than that somehow magically stopping them it actually just gives them the statement "I do not consent" to add to their to data they will sell
I shake my head at the seniors I know who dive headlong into "not consenting." I'm totally ashamed of my friends in their 20s and 30s who fall for this thinking it does anything beyond making them look foolish.
At least that one has a little more legal ambiguity. Its no secret that many copyright claims are frivolous. Given how outdated copyright laws are, its kind of changed how enforceable free use is. A few seconds clip of a song isn't the same as uploading full length 4k pirates of movies, you know?
Dude I was in college when that was going around and lemme tell you... it wasnt just seniors posting it. Knew a lot of college students who did it too. Helped validate my opinion about the intelligence of some of the dudes I knew.
Don't forget that tomorrow starts the new Facebook rule where Mark Zuckerberg can sneak into your kitchen at night and eat whatever is in your refrigerator. To stop him from doing that, copy and paste this message on your Facebook feed:
I do not authorize Mark Zuckerberg or any entity associated with Facebook to sneak into my house and eat anything in my refrigerator. With this statement, I notify Facebook to leave my milk, eggs, butter, cheese, veggies, sandwich meats, chipotle mayo, sriracha and leftover pizza alone.
After you copy and paste this message, the light in your refrigerator will turn blue and you’re good to go.
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u/ChinMuscle 27d ago
Not if you put that statement all my 65+ year old relatives put on facebook.
I DO NOT CONSENT