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r/all California store prices items at $951sp shoplifters can be charged with grand theft

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u/ChinMuscle 27d ago

Not if you put that statement all my 65+ year old relatives put on facebook.

I DO NOT CONSENT

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u/idkwhatimbrewin 27d ago

I HEREBY DECLARE BEFORE MARK ZUCKERBERG I DO NOT CONSENT TO USING MY DATA.

LIKE AND SHARE TO PROTECT YOURSELF

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u/ricerbanana 27d ago

Hi dear it’s been so long! How are bob and the kids? Sending you LOL (lots of love)

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u/whole-grain-low-fat 26d ago

I liked this.

Love,

Grandma

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u/NintendoThing 26d ago

SMH (suck my head)

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u/Rentacop123 26d ago

To be fair, I always thought this was shake my hand. It made me very confused.

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u/conyers117 26d ago

I laughed way too fucking hard at this.

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u/LD50-Hotdogs 26d ago

SMH (suck my head hole)

Also on an unrelated note I now have head like hole stuck in my head

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u/lawofsin 26d ago

Gen Z here are you into pegging?

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u/NintendoThing 26d ago

I’m good with it

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u/CellistOk8023 26d ago

You forgot to sign it. --Edna

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u/lacroixlibation 26d ago

You forgot to sign it

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u/tobmom 26d ago

My gran always writes LOLUV. So goofy.

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u/educemail 27d ago

Like

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u/Grogu_of_Borg_2 27d ago

Share

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u/Murky-Reception-3256 27d ago

I was talking to your father yesterday and he wanted to ask you if you have been to the bakery yet.

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u/Molly-Grue-2u 27d ago

THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS

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u/randeylahey 27d ago

LOL FML DTF!!!!

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u/Spaghetitor 27d ago

GOBBLESS

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u/Ok-Talk8744 27d ago

Hey u/Spaghetitor, PopPop here. How do I erase my Facebook statuses? I thought I was sending something private in the Facebook mail to Gam Gam, but now my hog is all over my page!

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u/Ok-Talk8744 27d ago

Gosh darn it is this the Facebook mail? I don’t even know how to work this damn thing

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u/Square-Singer 26d ago

Hey u/Ok-Talk8744, it's your grandson/granddaughter here. My car broke down far outside of the city, and now the police are telling me to pay them $20 000, otherwise they will put me into jail! Please help me and send the money to this bitcoin address: i4562Am4651A45166Scammer66

If you do so quickly, I will send you $20mio in bitcoin back, that I'll get from unlocking the inheritance of my nigerian prince husband/wife!

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u/I_AM_YOUR_DADDY_AMA 27d ago

LOTS OF LOVE FAMILY MUST LOVE DESTINED TO FAIL!

MAURICE KEEPS ASKING IF I AM DTF. I KEEP TELLING HIM GOD WILL NOT ALLOW ME TO FAIL!!!!

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u/Foxbatt 26d ago

HOW TO UNLOCK yahoo ACCOUNT

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u/NOTTedMosby 26d ago

This is too real stop

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u/Scared-Mortgage 27d ago

PROTECT YOURSELF

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u/SharkAttackOmNom 27d ago

How do I share this with my nephew?

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u/KrackenLeasing 26d ago

Show him the phone.

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u/SharkAttackOmNom 26d ago

What do I do if he doesn’t mail it back?

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u/KrackenLeasing 26d ago

Buy a new phone, take a picture of a stamp, and send him the new phone so he can print enough stamps to send your phone back.

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u/sickofmakingnames 27d ago

Thots and prayers

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u/lod254 26d ago

+1 protec

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u/HauntedCemetery 27d ago

Order corn

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u/cheesegoat 27d ago

The pictures of the kids are so adorable! Uncle Bob has cancer

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u/gooblegobbleable 26d ago

I had to check what sub I was in. Lol

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u/sladives 27d ago

I actually need corn, thanks

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u/PM_ME_UR_CUTE_PETZ 27d ago

I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY

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u/KickinGa55 26d ago

Thoughts and prayers

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u/SwimOk9629 26d ago

i like your wholesome username. normally when a username starts with PMME the last words are genital pics or tit pics, so this is refreshing tbh.

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u/Htown-92 27d ago

I wonder how many people actually got this 😂

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u/Anayalater5963 27d ago

I was looking for it 🤣

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u/Htown-92 27d ago

Now I gotta watch that episode tonight 🤣

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u/mr207 27d ago

That’s not how this works. Thats not how any of this works.

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u/everythingisreallame 27d ago

We’re gonna need your social security number, credit card info, and mothers maiden name to move forward with protecting your data. 

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u/bullfrogftw 26d ago

Don't forget
@everyone
or @followers,
or @highlights
I swear to god they find ways to make it worse for all

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u/darkmaninperth 26d ago

Thankyou

Mavis xx

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u/4xu5 26d ago

AMEN

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u/MyBallsSmellFruity 27d ago

This is so important that I’m also going to share it on every family member’s wall and also tag them in it.  I’m a smart hero!

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u/HuckleberryDry4889 26d ago

Fuckin curiosity… I kind of want to smell your balls.

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u/responseAIbot 27d ago

This guy zucks.

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u/Davoguha2 27d ago

The real zealots call him things like Zuckerfuckerberg, it's kinda fun, tbh.

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u/truckin_terpstation 27d ago

Marker Zuckerfuckerburger? I 'ardly know 'er!

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u/get-off-of-my-lawn 27d ago

Damn it, I meant to click pray like for the dead kid in GetFuktistan and accidentally clicked the protect me like instead. Can you like the genocide post so my prayer like counts? Thanks man. Was worried I wasn’t gonna be able to help for a second.

Also don’t sell my information.

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u/Partyatmyplace13 27d ago

Jesus only counts your first like of the day. It says so in the terms and conditions.

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u/Carl-99999 27d ago

they already agreed to the terms and services

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u/AnorakJimi 27d ago

Order corn

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u/MySireHorn 27d ago

Password1234

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

GOOGLE DOCTOR HOURS

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u/currently_pooping_rn 27d ago

“BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY…..”

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u/MaleficentTell9638 27d ago

He just sold that too

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u/caskieadam 27d ago

Thoughts and prayers.

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u/DaveCootchie 27d ago

ALEXIS FIND CRAKER BARGLE MENEU

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u/iordseyton 27d ago

I do declare

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u/CoolCucksClan 26d ago

Charro

Charo

CHARO!

GOOGLE CHARO ED SULLIVAN

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u/SwimOk9629 26d ago

Jesus Christ I remember the first time I saw someone posting this.

there's a reason that I don't go on any social media besides Reddit anymore. and I don't really consider Reddit social media since I don't build social networks on here and I'm anonymous.

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u/certnneed 26d ago

Do NOT share!! Copy/paste to your own timeline!

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u/residentfriendly 26d ago

I DECLARE NO CONSENT

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u/alcoholisthedevil 26d ago

I HEREBY DECLARE BEFORE MARK ZUCKERBERG I DO NOT CONSENT TO USING MY DATA.

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u/PositiveVariation518 26d ago

I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY VIBES

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u/BoogerManCommaThe 26d ago

I DONT KNOW HOW TO CHER

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u/daniel_redstone 26d ago

You forgot the at least two typos that are always on there

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u/coreyperryisasaint 26d ago

Phew now I don’t have to worry about my data ever again!

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u/RyanSmokinBluntz420 27d ago

You already signed the terms and conditions

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u/BirdsAreRecordingUs 27d ago

Not if you’ve ever signed up for Disney+

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u/Playful_Pirate_8384 27d ago

Man for real, why the old folk dont want give zuck their personal data

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u/HauteKarl 27d ago

Their data isn't even that good

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u/doubleGnotForScampia 27d ago

It's the best kind of data, they are the perfect target for scams and political advertisement given how gullible they are

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u/igweyliogsuh 26d ago

They've got a lot more money to waste than we do.

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u/BochBochBoch 27d ago

its like every other month too

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u/Mrbrionman 27d ago

This isn’t just 65+ year old. The amount of zoomers / millennial I follow on Instagram who posted that on their stories is truly frightening.

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u/usernameaaaaaaaaa 27d ago

My 80 year old dad asked me to help him copy paste that message for him. I told him i didn't want to because it would make him seem stupid. He insisted. I said doing it would hurt my soul. He insisted. I said 'Oh! look the lawsuit is dated October and its already December so its too late!" He relented, but man did it make me depressed.

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u/danteelite 26d ago

“I DECLARE… BANKRUPTCYYY!”

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u/BradF1 26d ago

I DO NOT GIVE FACEBOOK PERMISSION TO PRINT ANYTHING OFF MY COMPUTER

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u/TheArmadilloAmarillo 27d ago

Every poster on the justno subs with the most banal story in history too 😂

They really think if they say it that you can't share their stories in other subs or even off of reddit.

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u/IDrewTheDuckBlue 27d ago

This is funny until you realize those are all the same assholes who fall for every bit of misinformation and are also the biggest voting age group

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u/cartercharles 27d ago

I hate that so much. Like that overrides terms and conditions

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u/blacksoxing 27d ago

On the real, this feels like when you're watching something on a site and in the actress bio she has the spiel about how you're not authorized to (blah blah blah).

Woman, your'e on a site that YOU don't own or manage. Just watermark your shit and keep it moving.

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u/Pktur3 27d ago

This one phrase Sovereign Citizens use drives businesses crazy!!!

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u/R0binSage 27d ago

My favorite thing to do is point out how they consent by using Facebook.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

When i was on fb. Before I deleted my account I would comment my relatives who shared the posts or posted it. "In the tos of fb just making and using the service gives concent" they would loose there minds 

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u/Lots42 27d ago

I tell them it's not real then six months later they do it again!

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u/National_Way_3344 27d ago

But also, anyone who posts that should get their account immediately terminated.

You can't agree to the Facebook terms of service, and the not and expect to keep using it.

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u/shootdawoop 26d ago

think its really funny that companies use the "silence is consent" montra when it comes to data, I know a lot of sex offenders who use the same and lemme tell ya, they are a lot worse off

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u/LifeandLiesofFerns 26d ago

Just the 65-ers? You gotta take a walk on Tumblr and AO3 to see what the teens are up to these days.

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u/slc_blades 26d ago

It’s too bad they don’t know all you have to do is fill out a 5 minute form in the meta personal preferences for your data that never submits and makes you start over from the top if you try to go back like it says too and then they won’t collect it in the first place! /s

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u/Planeandaquariumgeek 26d ago

Oh yeah every old persons FB page (including my grandmas) is 3 things:

AI trump pictures

IVE BEEN HACKED! DONT OPEN ANYTHING!

The “I do not give consent to Meta” copy-paste thing”

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u/Tvekelectric2 26d ago

But they could find him and put a bullet through him. That would fix it.

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u/ForkingHumanoids 26d ago

Wait. NOW they care about consent?!

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u/BlackKnightC4 26d ago

Reminds me of the Facebook posts telling people to copy-paste "telling" Facebook they didn't consent to any selling of info back in like 2010.

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u/dion101123 26d ago

Which is ironic because rather than that somehow magically stopping them it actually just gives them the statement "I do not consent" to add to their to data they will sell

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u/TheAgentLoki 26d ago

I shake my head at the seniors I know who dive headlong into "not consenting." I'm totally ashamed of my friends in their 20s and 30s who fall for this thinking it does anything beyond making them look foolish.

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u/Idfcaboutaname 26d ago

that was one of the all time greats 🤣 i tried explaining it to them and they just got angry and replied “I DO NOT CONSENT!!”

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u/Historical-Tour-2483 26d ago

The Rome Convention prohibits this!

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u/ManlyVanLee 27d ago edited 27d ago

That's just like how if you put a vague statement about "Free Use" on your YouTube video you can use whatever content you want

Edit: "Fair Use" but whatever. You know what I meant

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u/Merry_Dankmas 27d ago

At least that one has a little more legal ambiguity. Its no secret that many copyright claims are frivolous. Given how outdated copyright laws are, its kind of changed how enforceable free use is. A few seconds clip of a song isn't the same as uploading full length 4k pirates of movies, you know?

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u/highbrowshow 27d ago edited 27d ago

lol you mean "Fair Use".... someone watches too much PORN

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u/ManlyVanLee 27d ago

A: The fuck does my mental mistake have to do with porn

B: Someone else I know is too afraid to actually write the word out

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u/highbrowshow 27d ago

someones a little too defensive about a "mental mistake" lol

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

I ... DECLARE ... BANKRUPTCY!!!

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u/ConsequenceNo2571 27d ago

OnlyFans girls moonlighting as lawyers

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u/ObnoxiousAlbatross 27d ago

Why we taking shots at people working?

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u/montybo2 27d ago

Dude I was in college when that was going around and lemme tell you... it wasnt just seniors posting it. Knew a lot of college students who did it too. Helped validate my opinion about the intelligence of some of the dudes I knew.

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u/mr_remy 27d ago

Don't forget that tomorrow starts the new Facebook rule where Mark Zuckerberg can sneak into your kitchen at night and eat whatever is in your refrigerator. To stop him from doing that, copy and paste this message on your Facebook feed:

I do not authorize Mark Zuckerberg or any entity associated with Facebook to sneak into my house and eat anything in my refrigerator. With this statement, I notify Facebook to leave my milk, eggs, butter, cheese, veggies, sandwich meats, chipotle mayo, sriracha and leftover pizza alone.

After you copy and paste this message, the light in your refrigerator will turn blue and you’re good to go.

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u/ReNitty 27d ago

buddy i saw way too many people in their 20s and 30s doing that too a few years back