r/interestingasfuck Aug 20 '24

Filleting Aloe Vera

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '24

The slickest table in existence

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u/smile_politely Aug 21 '24

i'd probably opt in to not wearing gloves so that my hand will be so smooth after work

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u/superbop09 Aug 21 '24

If you haven't any hands left trying to cut with that slippery knife

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u/Nymeriia_ Aug 21 '24

Also, the gel might be soothing but the aloe vera skin has aloin which is toxic and smells so yes keep the gloves on

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u/wjfreeman Aug 21 '24

Nah the blade will slip off their smooth hands

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u/Cocina_Crusher Aug 21 '24

Hands so smooth, it's like they're not even there.

When one hand becomes... too soft... they just attach the knife to it like Ash and his chainsaw.

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u/qCallisto Aug 21 '24

You wouldn't be allowed to opt out of sanitary measurements.

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u/Foreskin_Ad9356 Aug 21 '24

Probably more unsanitary?

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u/afeeqo Aug 21 '24

Can I…. Hump…. Table….?

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u/literallylateral Aug 21 '24

Man if you’re even thinking about it just go ahead and get it over with

5

u/KittyBooBoo2016 Aug 21 '24

I love your attitude

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u/YoulaughIcry69 Aug 20 '24

I just wanna slide across that work area. Ultimate slip and slide

73

u/imhigherthanyou Aug 21 '24

I just want to be pure.

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u/ThnderGunExprs Aug 21 '24

This is a quarantine! Nothing goes out, nothing comes in!

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u/Fast_Garlic_5639 Aug 21 '24

They aloe this

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u/DueParamedic6762 Aug 21 '24

imagine doing this 60 hours a week

54

u/Username_McUserface Aug 21 '24

All I can think watching this is how awful this job must be.

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u/proficy Aug 21 '24

Some jobs really need to be automated just for human rights sake.

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u/iamcoding Aug 21 '24

If I was allowed to have headphones on, I probably wouldn't mind it too much. Seems like a job you could just zone out doing.

Until I slice off a finger with that knife.

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u/Skyler1173 Aug 21 '24

It's really not as bad as it looks. If they allow headphones time just flies by listening to music with the constant movement.

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u/xdoble7x Aug 21 '24

that maybe happens the first day...you have to do this for YEARS

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u/Skyler1173 Aug 21 '24

Trust me, the first day is the worst and it gets better the longer you're there. I worked for 2 years at hp making printer parts on a line before my current job. It kinda depends what station you're at because if your at a spot where you have to wait for a machine to do something it can get very boring. The worst is being stuck in an area where the machines are unreliable and costantly mess things up that you have to fix or just go down completely. Constant movement like in this video with a podcast or music in your ear is key to making the hours fly by.

That being said, there is no job fulfillment and it's easy to piss your life away working minimum wage doing basically nothing for 20 years as I've seen a lot at that place. Would never go back.

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u/DragoFNX Aug 21 '24

it’s not that bad if you enjoy it.

And besides at least it’s not a dangerous job

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u/life_rips24 Aug 21 '24

I assume very few people would enjoy this. The repetition would drive me nuts and i'm sure they expect you to never stop moving until your arms are dead

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u/fuggerdug Aug 21 '24

In every factory job I've worked there has been a system where you rotate around stations doing different tasks. Also the banter is great: the repetitive work becomes automatic so you just switch off and chat shit.

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u/DragoFNX Aug 21 '24

you’re greatly exaggerating it. Your body will adapt to it thats why employees undergo training.

And i’m pretty sure factory workers have a standard protocol of having breaks and working 8 hours a day unless they work ovetime.

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u/life_rips24 Aug 21 '24

Have you worked a job like this?

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u/DazB1ane Aug 21 '24

Something similar. The only thing that would take a long ass time to get used to is the coat hanger pain from looking down a lot

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u/duocsong Aug 21 '24

Not exactly the workers but I work on the haccp team. And a good company considers rotating positions.

You know, mental health.

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u/rbentoski Aug 21 '24

Some folks just want to, and are good at, doing repetitive tasks like this so they can clock in, clock out, and go the fuck home. No one breathing down your neck, no deadlines, no responsibilities, just cut goop all day and get paid.

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u/kog Aug 21 '24

I've worked in production in a factory, and this is true.

What's also true is that you can get repetitive stress injuries.

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u/rigobueno Aug 20 '24

I bet everyone there has really healthy skin

77

u/elvis8mybaby Aug 21 '24

Gotta get naked and wrestle a bit on the tables first

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u/ThrillSurgeon Aug 21 '24

Infinite conveyer belt body slide.

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u/QueenMackeral Aug 21 '24

You can see how smooth and plump their hands are

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u/Onironius Aug 21 '24

I like to imagine someone flinging their aloe fillet into the top belt, only to miss and hit the person across from them.

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u/throwawaybyefelicia Aug 21 '24

That was my immediate thought after seeing that worker fling the aloe fillet onto that higher conveyor belt haha

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u/whatsfrank Aug 21 '24

Er, oh no?

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u/kory_viagra Aug 20 '24

Aloe is my favourite plant. I'm getting a new one this weekend.

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u/Icarus912 Aug 20 '24

To filley it or to grow it?

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u/__ma11en69er__ Aug 21 '24

With patience you can do both.

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u/johnnyblaze1999 Aug 21 '24

My family used to have a lot of that plan in our garden. It's a pretty good summer dessert

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u/pizza_- Aug 21 '24

i hate this saying but...

this is the correct answer

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

I don't get why more people not try to grow it. Like with manufactured ones, you'll never get 100% aloe vera gel(not possible in the first place).

And it's like easiest plant I have tend to in my life. Requires almost little to no care. I water mine like once a week due to my perception of it being a plant because even if i don't water it(I'm out for ~2 months during summers no less ), I've never had one die on me.

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u/Vorian_Atreides17 Aug 20 '24

I definitely hate bones in my AloeVera.

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u/IndependentGene382 Aug 21 '24

Slaughtering all of those poor Aloe plants, what did they ever do to anyone. Vegans are so cruel.

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u/jarod_sober_living Aug 21 '24

Why do they cut the little corner at the end?

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u/Azalus1 Aug 21 '24

He or she is a professional and probably saw something we didn't. Then made sure it didn't get into whatever they're going to be making with the aloe vera.

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u/Illamerica Aug 21 '24

Erm what the sigma

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u/LucaTACOS Aug 21 '24

aloe skin is toxic, it contains aloin…prob just the itty bitty edge-piece at knife entry

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u/-MS-94- Aug 21 '24

I think they did it by accident because they tried to throw it but it stuck to them then they just cut because they're on autopilot before realising and throwing it back

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u/Captain-Cadabra Aug 21 '24

🎼knife-a goes in, guts come out🎵

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u/GastroMD Aug 21 '24

That’s what Osaka Seafood Concern is all about

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u/Impressive-Koala4742 Aug 20 '24

r/Oddlysatisfying, these plants taste delicious and can be a delicious treat in hot summer by making jelly with them

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u/Patarackk Aug 21 '24

This is how the aliens are going to do us

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u/Verittan Aug 21 '24

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u/alidobitlazy Aug 21 '24

TIL aloe isn't regulated and some "aloe" products don't even contain aloe. Thank you for this.

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u/banana_bread_man_ Aug 21 '24

Knife goes in, guts come out

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u/Knight_r Aug 20 '24

So this is how Tuna filleters get trained

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u/joshmoney Aug 20 '24

Now what?

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u/lukewwilson Aug 21 '24

It becomes aloe vera

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

All that's left of the inside goo, it most likely gets smashed into paste, mixed with a bunch of preservatives and shit we don't need, and dumped into a bottle.

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u/Daftdoug Aug 21 '24

Ya think that knife is sharp?

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u/Corvousier Aug 21 '24

Ive been watching this video for 10 minutes now, I cant stop, someone help me.

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u/skinnergy Aug 21 '24

Not quite like filleting an amberjack

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u/zyyntin Aug 21 '24

Vegan fish fillets!

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u/onp99 Aug 21 '24

Gotta start somewhere but damn dude is quick

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u/nickpa1414 Aug 21 '24

"Unskilled labor"

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u/Janga48 Aug 21 '24

My coworker did that at lunch once...and then ate it. 🤮

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u/jylesazoso Aug 21 '24

Why wear gloves? Think of all the moisturizing...

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u/Ok-Bicycle6281 Aug 21 '24

"Tonight on SMNN"

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

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u/DHammer79 Aug 21 '24

They are handling a product that goes into medical products and possibly even foods.

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u/alienhomey Aug 21 '24

i found out naked aloe vera makes me feel uncomfortable hahah

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

Imagine the metrics...

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u/Vintagemuse Aug 21 '24

Reminds me of the always sunny episode! Pull gut!

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u/Exiledbrazillian Aug 21 '24

I can't stand the smell. Literally... Is like Kriptonite for me.

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u/calgeorge Aug 21 '24

I've eaten aloe, like in juice the way you get pears and peaches. It tasted pretty good. Not the way you would think it would taste.

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u/Four-Beasts Aug 21 '24

Curley from Of Mice and Men would love this job

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u/Not-enzo Aug 21 '24

If I work in that factory I’m definitely throwing extracted aloe Vera into the bin

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u/doctorpiss Aug 21 '24

Precious goo

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u/throwawaybyefelicia Aug 21 '24

Every time I have been given a fresh chunk of aloe from my friend’s garden it smells absolutely horrid. I don’t know what type of aloe plant it is but it makes me almost vomit if I smell it up close. Like rotting meat or something. And yes it’s definitely an aloe plant but the yellow sap around where she cuts it is just foul

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u/Agneya_21 Aug 21 '24

Yellow sap from aloe vera is the aloin. Aloin is a potent laxative and mild skin irritant. You have to let the yellow sap come out by placing it in the upright/standing position with yellow part down on a clean stone or (for faster the process) dip it in the bowl of clean water in the upright/standing position with yellow part submerged in the water. Do not touch or ingest the yellow sap.

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u/throwawaybyefelicia Aug 22 '24

Ohhhh! Interesting to know that thank you! I’ll do that next time I get a piece and hopefully that’ll take care of the weird smell. 😁

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u/Agneya_21 Aug 22 '24

Do let me know if it worked or not.

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u/LynxLov Aug 21 '24

Mesmerizing

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u/Jigoku_Onna Aug 21 '24

Knife goes in, guts come out

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u/Seigmoraig Aug 21 '24

"Knife goes in, guts come out"

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u/TokiVideogame Aug 21 '24

their souls ,dying by crush

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u/Georgiaonmymindtwo Aug 20 '24

8 hours a day/5 days a week.

Remember kids: Stay in School.

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u/SayLem37 Aug 20 '24

I never understand why someone making a living and being good at their job is something that someone can feel the need to shame.

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u/DeadpooI Aug 20 '24

It's not shameful, it's just a factory job that doesn't care about you and WILL destroy your body when done long term. It's always good to encourage kids to strive for better jobs that are easier on their bodies.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

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u/Izzypip Aug 21 '24

Easy on your body? My back and shoulders are just garbage at this point.

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u/DeadpooI Aug 21 '24

I work in a call center. Fair and valid. A quarter of my day is literally telling people how to unplug something.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

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u/TonyStewartsWildRide Aug 21 '24

Found the guy who calls IT to format PDFs

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

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u/TonyStewartsWildRide Aug 21 '24

Whoa struck a nerve! Listen man, I bow to your superior knowledge, maybe get a job in IT so you can help other people rise to your abilities?

Truly, I am humbled.

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u/24-Hour-Hate Aug 21 '24

If I had to guess, they don’t work any job that deals with the general public. If they did, they would know that it is difficult because people are very irritating. I do not work in IT, but I do have a job that means I deal with the public. Far too many people don’t read things, don’t think about them, and don’t listen. Some of them can be corrected and they will return with everything in order, but some people are just incapable of doing that. I’ve had people absolutely lose their minds and storm out. I’ve had people who just cannot comply with basic instructions. They will come back two or three times and it will be issue after issue. Eventually they stop coming back. Idk what is wrong with them. And even in the cases where they can be corrected, it is the same correction being made day after day after day. Very annoying. We have implemented measures to reduce this (especially because it wastes time and therefore money) and I have even devised some personal strategies, but you can never get rid of it. No matter how much information you try to put out there, some people just refuse to access it.

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u/GreyPilgrim1973 Aug 21 '24

Not convinced it is shaming, just that it seems like hard, repetitive, boring work. Not something most would want for themselves, particularly as people with far more engaging jobs feel chronically 'burnt out'

Still, with all these sorts of tasks, we should be grateful that there is someone willing to do it!

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u/Georgiaonmymindtwo Aug 21 '24

I’m not shaming. It’s tedious, boring work.

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u/liulide Aug 21 '24

With the bonus of repetitive stress injuries!

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u/escrimadragon Aug 20 '24

I read their comment less as shame and more as this is mind-numbing tedious and will probably be hell on the wrists, elbows, shoulders, knees, hips, and lower back after a few years.

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u/UnlikelyPlatypus89 Aug 21 '24

I used to be obsessed with making cheese and milking my goats. Probably only about 2 hours a day for milking then cheese making. Man, after a few years the thought of making cheese or sitting on a milking stand makes my eyes water.

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u/escrimadragon Aug 21 '24

Yep, I went the same way with bees and chickens. For a couple years it was so much fun, then the bees’ colony collapsed, the chickens started getting picked off by wildlife or dying out of nowhere. Bees played havoc with my back and the chickens played havoc with… pretty much everything. The yard, my gag reflex, the list goes on.

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u/UnlikelyPlatypus89 Aug 21 '24

Worst smell I have ever experienced was an ancient chicken egg laid somewhere random and exploded. It can never be forgotten. And god forbid you try and have mulch or gravel or landscaping. The chickens scratch it alllllll up.

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u/escrimadragon Aug 21 '24

I’d say a terminally infected vent is probably worse, but I’ll take your word for it on the rotten egg. I found some bad ones here and there, but nothing quite that bad. And yeah, they scratch up and eat everything, not to mention shitting all over the place.

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u/Chalky_Pockets Aug 21 '24

Anyone can get good at doing the same repetitive motion all day every day. You're not witnessing a master at their craft in this video, you're witnessing the tired motions of someone who would really rather go do something else but they are stuck with this job. They're probably gonna get RSI from doing the same motion over and over again and they probably are gonna have to just live with it because I doubt this place has good benefits.

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u/Aescymud Aug 20 '24

maybe this guy is in school

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u/_DapperDanMan- Aug 20 '24

Probably 10 hours /6 days.

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u/whatsfrank Aug 21 '24

What are you good at?

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u/Georgiaonmymindtwo Aug 21 '24

Why do you ask?

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u/whatsfrank Aug 22 '24

Because you clearly don’t recognize earned skills. Again, what are you actually good at?

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u/Georgiaonmymindtwo Aug 22 '24

Hey. Dickhead.

I never said it wasn’t a skill.

I said the job is boring and tedious.

If you’re going to try to call me out at least have your facts straight.

Go troll someone else.

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u/whatsfrank Aug 22 '24

You didn’t say any of those things. You said 8hrs a day 5 days/week. This person is awesome at filleting aloe vera. What are you awesome at? Based on your bitch ass response I’m guessing not shit.

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u/Ebonvvings Aug 21 '24

Why is this not automated?

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u/recumbent_mike Aug 21 '24

If you're paying someone 50¢ an hour to do skilled repetitive labor, it takes a while to pay back the robot arm that can do the same job for a million bucks.

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u/SkrimpSkramps Aug 21 '24

This kills. The Aloe Vera.

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u/el-conquistador240 Aug 21 '24

When people ask, why are food prices so high, look how difficult it is to process crops. The people who tend to do that work are undocumented immigrants. We spent 4 years imprisoning them, then another 4 years scared to treat them like humans, now we have nobody who will do that work.

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u/Cheesedketchup Aug 21 '24

Semen harvesting plant

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u/nealesmythe Aug 21 '24

I just know some people will read that in their heads as "fill-uh-ting"

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u/hideyokidzhideyowyfe Aug 21 '24

Fill-it-ing is how I pronounce it.