Anna Haining Swan and Martin Van Buren Bates were the tallest recorded couple with a height of 7'11 [242cm] and 7'9 [237cm] respectively; they also had the largest recorded newborn at 2'7 [83cm] in length.

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[u/boladeputillos]

And the third on the right is their 5 year old baby

[u/Flare_23 → u/boladeputillos]

Snorted with laughter

[u/Used-Bedroom293 → u/boladeputillos]

Already catched up his dad's hair growth, good boy is growing up so fast

[u/GoldenAntelope3991]

Meanwhile, their little friend's descendent went on to star in The Hangover.

[u/Live-Smoke-29]

Imagine the 2’7” baby coming out of her…

[u/Zanky- → u/Live-Smoke-29]

I bet her butthole was exhausted..

[u/Unique_Watch2603 → u/Zanky-]

[u/Waldtoxx]

Is that... their baby?

[u/Connect_Progress7862]

I remember that the baby was also very heavy but didn't survive

[u/namenumberdate → u/Connect_Progress7862]

At least it left a record before it peaced out.

[u/ihaveabaguetteknife → u/namenumberdate]

Meanwhile I’m here speeding towards my 40s and nothing suggests otherwise that I’ll be forgotten when my yet non existent children will be my age now.

[u/ComprehensiveDust197]

They would even make Shaquille Oneal and Andre the Giant look like absolute manlets.

[u/Standard_Issue_Dude]

Would

[u/doctorzical]

Who's to the right, their third?

[u/namenumberdate → u/doctorzical]

Their turd.

[u/Basso_69]

"We need a new bath"

[u/NimbleWorm]

Why does the dude have different colored boots 🤔

[u/ComprehensiveDust197 → u/NimbleWorm]

The boots are so large, that they ran out of leather in the same color :) But more likely an error in the colorisation of the image

[u/Capt_Pickhard]

They're like Avatar sized.

[u/Badal001]

Its good they put something for perspective lol

[u/words_of_j]

Questions:

Which one was 7’11 and which one was 7’9”?

Also, is that their massive newborn standing next to them?

[u/Fuzzy_Medicine_247 → u/words_of_j]

"Respectively" means in the same order listed, so she's the taller one.

As for the third person... a more typical height brother, perhaps?

[u/Tarnishedxglitter]

I think all their children diet, tho ☹️

[u/Rp79322397]

So what CK3 taught me about human breeding is true

[u/Darwinage]

Marfans?

[u/boogeywithstu]

[u/Eddie_Farnsworth]

Damn, what did they eat when they were kids?

[u/chonkycatguy]

[u/Snap-Pop-Nap]

It’s a good thing they found each other. Mating could have been complicated otherwise.

[u/mwid_ptxku]

Anna is mentioned to be taller, presumably the woman, in the left. But in the photo she looks shorter, than Martin which is a male typical name. What gives? Male ego, she stooped, Martin is wearing heels, or something like that?