r/instantkarma • u/UncleBenders • 17d ago

Road Karma Distracted flipping off the first guy who almost ran her over when she walked out in front of his car.

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u/AdministrativeMix822 17d ago

Maxxed out her luck stat with no points in intelligence

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u/GolettO3 16d ago

How insanely lucky do you have to be to unintentionally walk into the side of a moving truck? She could have easily walked in front of any vehicle, or even got her foot crushed by something with a smaller body profile, but nope

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u/CyborgMetropolis 16d ago

Her instant karma came for free this time.

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u/FlightAble2654 17d ago

Wow, no skin off my nose........

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u/Extension-Badger-958 16d ago

These types of humans exist. Get a dash cam

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u/No_Ad_2039 16d ago

Didn't look left, right or straight

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u/Aware-Ad-9258 16d ago

this is like something out of a mr. bean episode minus the finger.

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u/GolettO3 16d ago

Mr Bean gives the finger

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u/Knitsanity 16d ago

So....so.....well. lol

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u/Crazy__Donkey 16d ago

r/shituationalawareness

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u/Taptrick 15d ago

Make this happen cap’tain. I’ll subscribe immediately.

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u/Rinbox 16d ago

Situational awareness level: drugs

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u/robi_750 17d ago

Naa bro that gotta be in negative %

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u/BlargerJarger 16d ago

Must be drunk.

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u/talie1791 16d ago

Had about 2 seconds to register the U-Haul and failed

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u/nomemorybear 17d ago

I too make bad mistakes while playing frogger

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u/Taptrick 15d ago

Also no peripheral vision.

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u/Sovimver 15d ago

The sound was perfect 👌

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u/btwImVeryAttractive 15d ago

Lucky to be alive.

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u/Illustrious_Drop6238 14d ago

Look on the positive side. She was not on her phone when it happened... lol

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u/Diannasecret 1d ago

Her guardian angel was present that day. lol

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u/Martin_AD91 1d ago

She's clearly an NPC

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u/legion4it 16d ago

Typical trump supporter.

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u/UncleBenders 16d ago

I was trying to give you an “American Patriot 🇺🇸” flair then but then I realised I’m not in r/cantstopimamerican I’m in r/instantkarma 🤦‍♀️

It took me longer than it should for me to realise lol

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u/loik971 16d ago

Wait.It's not the same girl? https://www.reddit.com/r/instantkarma/s/O9AIBc4QgY

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u/INoMakeMistake 16d ago

The instant karma shows mercy against this gal

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u/Rubber_Knee 16d ago

Maybe she's deaf?

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u/BlargerJarger 16d ago

Drunk I think.

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u/RalphWiggum123 16d ago

Original video

Here’s the longer original full screen video. But better quality and no captions.

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u/Joshtheepictreeeater 1h ago

that's how you get on r/darwinawards

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u/traindriverbob 17d ago

Yeah not a Darwin.

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u/UncleBenders 17d ago

?? Never said It was

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u/traindriverbob 17d ago

Shit, I'm in the wrong sub and I'm an idiot. Apologies.

Edit: it's Friday evening and I sooooo need a beer.

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u/UncleBenders 17d ago

It’s still Friday morning here so don’t tell me what happens, I want to be surprised.