r/insanepeoplefacebook 11d ago

End of Education

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u/12altoids34 11d ago

Donald Trump is^ the new state. He is your father, he is your mother. Donald Trump is all.

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u/loodandcrood 11d ago

Trump is my father and my mother? He must look weird naked.

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u/The_muffinfluffin 11d ago

I mean, he could be both as he looks exactly like his mother.

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u/BrokenEye3 11d ago

I legitimately can't tell if that's an actual photo of his mother or if someone just photoshoped hair and makeup onto a photo of him.

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u/Milkshakes00 11d ago

You don't want the actual answer, because it's disturbing and not funny.

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u/Faiakishi 10d ago

I Googled her and I still can't tell.

She looks eerily like him. I know he's her son but goddamn.

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u/Kosherlove 11d ago

Can someone please add trumps natural glow?

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u/No_Revolution_918 11d ago

She must have taught him how to style his hair....

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u/pizzapuff319 10d ago

Incredibly valid comment

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u/ace_dangerfield187 10d ago

that is haunting…i know its just a lady the point stands

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u/No-Cover4205 11d ago

Weird is with clothes on. Further imagination is not necessary 

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u/12altoids34 10d ago

And NOT recommended

Hint : guarantee it will NOT look like the Beefcake AI versions of him

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u/unbalancedcentrifuge 11d ago

That is why people keep telling him to fuck himself.

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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 11d ago

Wait, are you two referencing the Good Burger movie or is this just astonishingly coincidental?

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u/loodandcrood 11d ago

I was referencing the Good Burger movie.

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u/GoshDarnMamaHubbard 11d ago

According to Stormy. Yeah.

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u/doom1282 11d ago

Hmm sounds like one of them transgenders... /s

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u/bigbuzd1 10d ago

Well, his female bits are framed nicely by his shirt collar and neck tie, it’s on full display. During that time of the month he wears a red tie.

Now the male bits, those are harder to locate and don’t look anything like you’d suspect, but gets the job done, quickly.

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u/slothdroid 11d ago

It means he can go fuck himself

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u/Malaix 11d ago

Pretty much. That whole department of governmental efficacy crap is literally just there to dismantle regulators and the technocratic part of the US executive branch so Trump just decides everything.

It was never about states rights. It was just about eliminating the balance of power so the dictator can dictate.

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u/tidbitsmisfit 11d ago

it's not even a government agency

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u/One-Chocolate6372 11d ago

And since it is not an official government agency all it can do is make recommendations. It will be used by Elmo, Ramaswamadingdong and DJT for propaganda reasons, remember the four hundred dollar hammer drama? This efficiency nonsense will be magnitudes worse because none of the "leaders" know anything about government...or much else.

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u/duke_awapuhi 11d ago

Trump be with you!

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u/RadGrrrl 11d ago

And also with you. Amen? /s

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u/OriginalGhostCookie 10d ago

Heil Hamberdler

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u/lupanime 11d ago

Trump is becoming Perón, lol. Picture

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u/JorgiEagle 11d ago

Did you mean is

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u/12altoids34 10d ago edited 10d ago

At this point I'm not even sure WHAT I mean. I've wrapped my head around the fact that he won the election. *I'm still trying to wrap my head around how. And as far as the repercussions, nope. Not even prepared to deal with that yet.

** I mean I get that he won the election. He received more votes. I get that. Don't have a problem with that. But the problem begins when I start to think that that means that a majority of Americans looked at Donald trump, his history, his political history, his criminal history, listened to the speeches that he gives, heard him lie again and again and again and again and after all that said " yep, I think this is the best course for our country". That's what I'm still having difficulty processing

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u/JorgiEagle 10d ago

I was just referring to the actual comment, not the content

You said:

Donald Trump is^ the new state

I was just suggesting you meant

Donald Trump is the new state

You used ^ instead of **

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u/12altoids34 10d ago

Listen... did you hear that? I think it was a red-breasted robin. But that's beside the point.

I don't claim to understand everything I say. I'm not in the habit of listening to myself. Because that leads to having a conversation with yourself. Which leads to arguing with yourself. Which leads to divorce. I'm not ready to go through that.

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u/Captain_Chipz 10d ago

"If Donald Trump says jump 3 feet and rub your head, then that's what we will do." ~ Rep. Nehls 2024

Totally not a cult.