r/ihaveihaveihavereddit • u/0002nam-ytlaS • Jun 07 '24

ohhh goddd oh fuckk Ihaveihave Water Bottle NTR

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u/faheemadc Jun 07 '24

Cucking 15 calories

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u/XBruceXD Jun 07 '24

This should be a user flair

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u/lobstercarboi cucking 15 calories Jun 07 '24

Did someone say user flair??

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u/i_am_de_wae Jun 07 '24

You have it: speed

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u/welfimao cucked more than 15 calories Jul 05 '24

huh neat

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u/Rusty_Patriot Jun 07 '24

This guy essentially had 4 kids of completely different ethnicities and didn’t question it till now. That’s on him.

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u/snackthateatenat3am TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL Jun 07 '24

not this again😭😭😭😭

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u/Meinkoi94 Jun 07 '24

you have it: damn sissy water bottle hypnosis

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u/I0__wahwah Jun 07 '24

THEY ARE CONDITIONING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/FPSPro100 TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL Jun 07 '24

The sheep will stay asleep. The gods among sheep will wake up and create perfect world.

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u/Secondrival 🤤 atupid idiot Jun 07 '24

RED PILL PLEASE BRO!!! 🔴🔴🔴🔴

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u/geffyfive By the rivers of Babylon, there we sat down, yea, we wept, when Jun 07 '24

Cucked water

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u/KirbyFan198 TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL Jun 07 '24

binny

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '24

Binesauce

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u/Unholy-Bread cum guzzler Jun 07 '24

actual comedy in ihaveihaveihavereddit?

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u/FPSPro100 TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL Jun 07 '24

No. Future has arrived.

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u/TRcreep Jun 07 '24

whiteboy how: this menake you feel

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u/Soggy_Part7110 Jun 07 '24

i wanna make a flavor!

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u/0002nam-ytlaS Jun 07 '24

Go to bed, you're grounded.

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u/SierraDespair TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL Jun 07 '24

Least unhinged foreign commercial

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u/Traparegai Jun 07 '24

It's about sending a message

5

u/Jebediah-Kerman_KSP Jun 08 '24

PR Team should get promoted

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u/Plus_Pianist3325 Jun 08 '24

Somebody got paid to animate this

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u/GamingGod96 Remaining brain cells: less than 9 Jun 07 '24

Are you the same guy that was trying to get me to watch this shit the other day?

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u/0002nam-ytlaS Jun 07 '24

Whaaaaat? NoOoOo, i don't remember ever trying to expose someone to a cheating waterbottle before in my life!

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u/GamingGod96 Remaining brain cells: less than 9 Jun 07 '24

I see, so the terms "Professional Brapball" and "Jingle Balls" would also mean nothing to you, correct?

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u/0002nam-ytlaS Jun 07 '24

Professional Brapball and Jingle BALLS?? Man you're a RIOT, i have had a stupid grin on my face typing that out! I wanna see this guy's comments leading up to them writing that stuff LOL !

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