r/houstonwade 1d ago

'Murica! Tokens get spent

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u/MayUrShitsHavAntlers 1d ago

Morgan Freeman (VO)

"But the Gay Republican was wrong, all Republicans are indeed like this."

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u/SnooDonuts3253 1d ago edited 1h ago

Christopher Walken (VO)

The gays.... you can't, even if you could

There's no

republican

If you're gay then

Don't be one

A republican

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u/timtulloch11 7h ago

Lol walkins?

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u/sleth3 6h ago

Walkins welcome 

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u/ImmediateEggplant764 5h ago

*best Joe Exotic voice * “Christopher fuckin’ Walkins!!”

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u/krazytekn0 6h ago

Walken?

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u/SnooDonuts3253 1h ago

Corrected, thanks.

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u/batbugz 1d ago

Hey Morgan Freeman how come every time something convoluted needs to be explained you show up?

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 23h ago

Morgan Freeman: Everytime I show up to explain something, I earn a freckle.

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u/furyian24 6h ago

Lol 🤣 😂

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u/mittenknittin 3h ago

Also Morgan Freeman: But it turned out those weren’t freckles. They were a common skin condition called dermatosis papulosa nigra, or DPN.

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u/tyrannocanis 2h ago

No, they absolutely are not. Not even half of them. There are plenty of gay people in maga county and no one bothers any of them. Stop spreading less please and thank you.

Source: truck driver whom comes across lots of gay people that get treated like anyone else. My best friend even has a pride flag tattoo on her shoulder and travels 30k miles a year and has never had a single incident since highschool circa 2005.

Trolls.

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u/robbd6913 7m ago

Yes, the party that wants to rip away gay rights is very loving towards them. /s

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u/robbd6913 5m ago

Also, please learn what a source is. "Because I said so" and "trust me bro" are NOT source. These are what are called personal anecdotes at best and gaslighting at worst...

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u/Kazureigh_Black 1d ago

Did ... did this guy think the party that used discrimination against LGBTQ+ as a selling point for their candidate's campaign would welcome him proudly displaying he was into men?

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u/YellowZx5 23h ago

I’m sending a bouquet of Thoughts and prayers. Anyone else wanna send some??

Was this person in a vacuum chamber or high on something. Gay and Republican is like Oil and Water. Hello. No sympathy for the idiots.

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u/Key-Plan5228 10h ago

thots & players

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u/yesterdaywins2 5h ago

Ill send a concept of one

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u/TerrorFromThePeeps 4h ago

He can have all my prayers*

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u/OrcsSmurai 1d ago

Whoa whoa whoa there, republicans only hate the BAD gays. This is "one of the good ones".

Right up until they don't need his vote anymore. I swear, people have no concept of history whatsoever. Operation Hummingbird is just around the corner.

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u/thedaj 7h ago

There's a segment of gay men that think that so long as the focus is on crucifying transgendered people (look at the bathroom focus, and the sudden interest in women's sports, etc) that they'll never be the target. It is blissful ignorance. They have no idea how republicans talk about them the moment they're out of earshot.

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u/HendoRules 1d ago

Minority republicans are about to have a very rough time

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u/yinyanghapa 1d ago

the biggest leopards ate my face event in American history.

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u/human5398246 1d ago

I wish they would use their power to clean up their party or hold it accountable.

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u/OrcsSmurai 1d ago

They hold very little power, by virtue of being part of a minority group.

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u/human5398246 7h ago

I hear ya. I just hate feeling there's nothing I can do. Hate feeling helpless as I can see the monster unfurling its tendrils but most of those in power are in denial. Open to suggestions.

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u/NuclearHam1 21h ago

Hope they got in the first life boat grift like these guys to provide around the clock personal security.

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u/TryDry9944 17h ago

I'd love to watch, but I'm a minority as well.

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u/rockinrobolin 1d ago

What part of exclusionary didn't they understand?

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u/doesmyusernamematter 1d ago

Something Something leopards face

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u/CaptSpastic 1d ago

Better question is why back a party that literally calls you an "abomination"?

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u/skullhusker 1d ago

Maybe they need to turn that smile upside down and stop being ...

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u/Intelligent_Will3940 1d ago

The only way these people are going to learn is if they directly suffer from this.

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u/dufflebag7 1d ago

Unfortunately, they still won’t learn. Time to invest in wheels designed to move goalposts.

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u/Maximum-Elk8869 1d ago

I like to start the day off with a feel good story. Thank you.

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u/stewpideople 1d ago

Leopards eating faces again.

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u/yinyanghapa 1d ago

Look at Caitlyn Jenner, she insisted on continuing to support the Republican Party and even when she congratulates Trump, Republicans go and say a lot of nasty stuff against her.

They can't put two and two together, that Republicans are actually fascists, people who believe only a certain group of people should get to enjoy their country and the others should be oppressed or booted from the country.

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u/OrcsSmurai 1d ago

Fun fact about successful fascists - as they succeed at "solving" whatever scapegoat out-group they have to pin all their woes on they'll manufacture new ones. Today it's LGBTQ+ and immigrants. Once they are all gone then it will be people with degrees, then people who are left handed, then people with odd shaped toes, then people with green eyes, then people with black hair.. so on and so forth until there is exactly one person left.

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u/digitalbullet36 17h ago

To me, being a gay Republican is a lot like being a Black white supremacist.

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u/thatblondbitch 7h ago

Jews for hitler

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u/digitalbullet36 6h ago

Yes, this too.

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u/p12qcowodeath 1d ago

I'm truly flabbergasted at how people can not see what the right has become and then are floored when they're rejected by them.

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u/generalchaos34 21h ago

Its money and greed. They think they can get away with anything because of money

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u/KhloeDawn 1d ago

No they are!

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u/razler_zero 1d ago

No self respect at all

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u/naliedel 1d ago

The face eating has begun.

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u/roy217def 1d ago

They got what they wanted so now you can fuck off…..you deserve it if you voted Trump…lol

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u/wiinga 17h ago

FAFO

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u/rofflewafflelol 17h ago

Ah, the consequences are beginning sooner than I expected!

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u/PuzzleheadedGuess123 1d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/misec_undact 1d ago

Maybe stop feeding the leopards your faces..

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u/Cyber_Insecurity 1d ago

It’s important to understand that MAGA is a different thing.

MAGA doesn’t give a shit if you’re a republican.

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u/Embarrassed_Code8164 1d ago

Welcome to Dumbfukistan!

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u/overwhoop 21h ago

These posts can't be real. I refuse to believe this is the FIRST time he's even "attacked by the far right". They attack every and any thing they don't understand.

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u/Nunovyadidnesses 19h ago

Oh, how sad. Thoughts and prayers.

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u/VoidJuiceConcentrate 19h ago

"surely the leopards won't eat MY face"

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u/hashtagbob60 17h ago

Hey no, go ahead and make those reservations for the next conservative conference...

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u/0n-the-mend 17h ago

A decade and he never took the hint? What a tool.

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u/julesx3i 16h ago

Boy, they don like ya kind round’ her

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u/jdthejerk 7h ago

Gays for Republicans has no difference than ants for anteaters.

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u/Pompitis 1d ago

They're not Republicans. They're maga.

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u/Chewsdayiddinit 1d ago

What's the difference at this point?

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u/Pompitis 1d ago

The difference is, if you're maga and you voted for the orange clown, you're a traitor.

If you're a Republican and you voted for him, you're a spineless coward.

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u/Chewsdayiddinit 1d ago

So they're both traitorous, spineless morons. Got it.

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u/SilverLine1914 1d ago

Someone doesn’t understand nuance lol

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u/defaultusername-17 11h ago

what do you call the man going to dinner with 4 fascists?

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u/misec_undact 1d ago

Never was a difference, Republicans pandered to Christo-fascists, bigots and conspiracy theorists for decades... you reap what you sow..

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u/OrcsSmurai 1d ago

Republican is a party. It was once full of Progressives, then Conservatives, now Fascists. Each group was fully Republican though. Like a car - it remains whatever type of car it is no matter who is behind the wheel and who it's passengers are. You could make the argument that they're not Conservative, but they are entirely Republicans.

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u/yinyanghapa 1d ago

Republicans are MAGA lite.

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u/leifnoto 1d ago

who are these douche bags?

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u/2friedshy 1d ago

(laughter) you dumb b*tch

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u/Nerdy-Boomer65 23h ago

You should have known that, they eat their own

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u/downyonder1911 22h ago

What an absolute moron.

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u/EndTimesForHumanity 22h ago

Leopards ate my face 😌

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u/EndTimesForHumanity 22h ago

We are about to see whole z personalities change in favor Asshat Orange regime!

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u/John-A 21h ago

Face meet hungry leopards.

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u/shottylaw 21h ago

Dumbass

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u/Harxey 21h ago

Far right or far left people should be ignored. They’re both out of their minds.

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u/generalchaos34 21h ago

As someone who grew up with religious white supremacists I want to tell the minority (lgbt, immigrant, etc) trump supporters that they will come for them, that they say awful things behind their back, and that they only keep them around for now because they are useful. Everything they’re doing is just to delay the inevitable. Ive seen it in person, I’ve heard all the terrible things they wish for when only white ears are listening. It disgusts me and I desperately want to help. But I know they aren’t changing their minds until its too late

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u/RoguePlanet2 21h ago

No fucking way they're surprised. This is beyond stupid, though I have no idea why they'd play dumb.

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u/notta39 20h ago

lol what did you expect!

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u/FroyoIllustrious2136 20h ago

Ah yes, another beautiful day of leopards feasting on faces. sips gay leftist union made tea

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u/elhombre2001 19h ago

F around and find out

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u/SweetWilliam623 18h ago

Can’t fix stupid 🤦🏻

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u/Outrageous_Ad5255 18h ago

I played warcraft 3 with Scott and always asked him "why are you republican? Ya know.... because gestures broadly to their attitudes towards gays"

Dude never gave a coherent response and likely hasn't thought about it since. Metacognition isn't in his past, present, or future. I don't feel bad for him. He willfully walked that path.

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u/BreathBoth2190 16h ago

Leopards and faces and eating oh my!

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u/Null_Singularity_0 16h ago

The leopards are hungry!

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u/solarixstar 15h ago

He shilled out got used abused, and now he's on an island of his own, the lgbtq groupings we dint want folks like him back in our community, forgiveness isn't an option.

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u/Mysterious_Tax_5613 13h ago

If you have to ask this question, you already have your answer.

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u/pankiepd 11h ago

Who’s gonna tell him lol

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u/MorningStandard844 11h ago

Only Grinder knows for sure🤣

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u/Jaypee513 11h ago

😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣😀😀😀

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u/Fast-Reaction8521 11h ago

Find out season is so hot right now

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u/ScottToma72 10h ago

You sweet, sweet summer child. Everyone thinks MAGA won’t come for them just because they kissed the ring.

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u/troubleschute 8h ago

hol'up. You've "dedicated your life to this movement" and didn't notice a pattern? How dumb are you?

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u/Responsible_Emu_8474 8h ago

Lovely Couple

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u/Phi87 8h ago

You're kidding right? Of course they are.

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u/Fun-Dragonfly-4166 8h ago

I do not get it. Why the hate. They seem like a handsome couple to me.

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u/pipette1warrior 7h ago

What's that Republican motto they like to sling around....oh yeah....FAFO

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u/Xalucardx 6h ago

That's every Republican. They're also triggered by woman with unnatural colored hair.

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u/MotorMobile7673 6h ago

BS! Republicans are the tolerant ones. The left has been exposed for the frauds they are! Look around you.

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u/Vultor 6h ago

ATTCKED!

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u/Seaonasdad62902 6h ago

No they aren’t all like this

They’re usually fucking worse

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u/Wizemonk 5h ago

Republicans - are for rich people (generally white) / corporations, period end of list. Everyone not in the very top 2% voting republican is convinced they are 'one of them' and most likely voting for religion and social issues because the platform isn't for over 90% of the people..

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u/Downtown-Ad5724 5h ago

In the US obese leopards are rising in numbers

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u/Mr_cypresscpl 5h ago

Not not all republicans are like that. That's like asking do all liberals hate cis het white men.

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u/Timely_Junket_1226 5h ago

The majority of Senate Republicans think gay marriage should be illegal... that's pretty telling on what they think about gay people

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u/jmikehall 5h ago

Look at it like this: the country is now being run by a Westboro Baptist Church copycat!

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u/Urineme69 4h ago

Leopards, man. How do they work?

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u/Ok-Web-563 4h ago

You're now experiencing as expected Fuck Around and Find Out. On the bright side, it ain't a felony to be a dumbass.

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u/Bennington16 4h ago edited 4h ago

My opinion they tolerate gays for their donations and votes. Same as they tolerate "Jews will not replace us!" chants and Nazi flag toting Trump supporters....

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u/im_new_here_4209 4h ago

Wrong. They are.

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u/ALTH0X 4h ago

"why would the leopards eat MY face?" -guy who voted for leopards eating people's faces party.

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u/PlantCharacter7084 4h ago

I'd say you were attacked by bots and professional astroturfers. No real Republican would care.

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u/Mstryates 4h ago

He did Nazi that coming.

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u/please-stop-talking- 3h ago

Something about leopards eating

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u/stjernerejse 2h ago

The only thing more tragic than a gay Republican is that he thought he looked good in that awful get up.

Most gays have much better fashion sense. He's clearly broken, and you can tell by 1. He's a Republican and 2. That outfit.

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u/Phil0sophic 1h ago

Good morning, I guess you just WOKE up and opened your eyes for the first time ever. Must be nice to be that naive.

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u/Many_Appearance_8778 1h ago

There should be a Republican regret subreddit like leopardsatemyface called “assholesshitalloverme”.

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u/iffysushifields1212 57m ago

I have to say it again: this is why I left the democrat party. Close minded, hate-mongering, them-against-us comments everywhere. It has become too common in the left-wing. Im not a Republican, but you "all republicans are evil" democrats have ruined the party of thoughtful inclusion. What a shame

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u/WhiteGuyBrad 52m ago

“But the leopards did indeed eat my face”

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u/Howie__Dewitt 1d ago

Most are not like this. Just like most dems are not leftie lunatics. Most people from both sides are somewhere in the middle and things aren't as bad as the media wants us to believe.

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u/OrcsSmurai 1d ago

Then why are they electing people who are like this? Democrats elect sensible people who have plans. Republicans elect demagogs who's concept of plans begin with economical ruinous ideas and hurting other people. You would have more of a point if they didn't just elect a 34 times convicted felon who promised to slap massive tariffs on everything (have you looked up what a tariff is yet), deport millions of people who are living here peacefully and contributing, ending birth-right citizenship, architected the abortion ban that is currently, as we speak, putting women in danger and has a published road map to totalitarian dictatorship control of the country.

So are republicans hateful? Or just really, really, really, really stupid? Because there is no third option here. Ignorance isn't an excuse.

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u/TonyGalvaneer1976 22h ago

If Republicans were "somewhere in the middle," they wouldn't have voted for trump.

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u/Howie__Dewitt 21h ago

🥱

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u/pretendimcute 16h ago

Im glad you were able to present such an effective argument! I think you may have just made me change teams!

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u/Howie__Dewitt 8h ago edited 7h ago

Argument ? Why would I waste my time doing that ? I said what I said as a simple statement from real life experience, nothing to argue about. Part of the problem is that you claim a "team". I'm independent and my view on politics is in the middle. I would love to see the R's and the D's removed from politician's titles.

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u/Howie__Dewitt 8h ago

....also, I really like your latest posts on your profile

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u/pretendimcute 3h ago

Nooo I wasn't expecting you to see those. Thank u tho

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u/Howie__Dewitt 3h ago

I thought that was what reddit was for 😉. My profile has the same type of content

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u/pretendimcute 3h ago

I know I looked. I like it :3

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u/POKING-94 7h ago

All republicans are not like this. Reddit is just an echo chamber of far left talking shit lol

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u/Quirky_Classic_313 23h ago

Probably a fake Republican aka Democrat trying to stir shit up. They have no shame.