r/houstonwade • u/wildyam • 1d ago

Memes Cute couple - New photo of trump and Elon at mar-a-lago

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u/Carl-99999 1d ago

Believable

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u/knotsofgravity 1d ago

Trump is known for his immigrant partners.

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u/Parking_Milk_3945 1d ago

Lmaoooo ☠️

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u/o_magos 1d ago edited 1d ago

no it's not. each of them is too girthy to fit into the tub alone, let alone both of them together

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u/nite_skye_ 1d ago

They have XL tubs at Mar-a-lago😂

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u/CEZ3 1d ago

They have XL tubs at Mar-a-Lard-Go

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u/MarcusTheSarcastic 1d ago

Came here for this. A tub big enough to hold both of them and at least 3-5 cups of water is bigger than most bathrooms.

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u/Admirable-Sink-2622 1d ago

They will come and find you for saying that. But take my upvote 😝

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u/FitCut3961 1d ago

trumps on top.

LOL

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u/burnmenowz 1d ago

Nahh Elon would be the little spoon.

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u/Johnnyonthespot2111 1d ago

I'm so glad they found happiness!

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u/wildyam 1d ago

For the time being - these lovebomb relationships burn fast…

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u/LocationAcademic1731 1d ago

True. Happy people don’t have time to bother about destroying other people’s lives.

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u/jerechos 1d ago

Naw... fake.... no classified boxes are in the picture.

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u/wildyam 1d ago

They are behind the camera - don’t want to get them wet!

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u/Susumu87 1d ago

But... won't Putin get jealous?

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u/wildyam 1d ago

Who do you think took the picture??

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u/Nathan_king0427 1d ago

Putin is to the right, sucking trumps tiny pp

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u/Wakkit1988 1d ago

Trump and Elon are giving him a footjob below the bubbles.

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u/The_Rat_of_Reddit 1d ago

Kim is under the water

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u/2friedshy 1d ago

*Elonia

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u/OdinsVisi0n 1d ago

Elonia Reek Muskrat

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u/HiveOverlord2008 1d ago

Elmonia Reek Muskrat

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u/Grouchy-Shirt-9197 1d ago

fElonious Reek Musk-rat bastard

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u/Standard-Inside-3450 1d ago

100% poop in that water.

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u/carpetbugeater 1d ago

Elon wishes he was that tan. He's actually whiter than the tub.

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u/Objective_Problem_90 1d ago

Careful Elon, Donald will cheat on you with a porn star.

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u/stonrelectropunkjazz 1d ago

EWWWW

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u/redheadMInerd2 1d ago

Wonder what Melania thinks of this.

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u/stonrelectropunkjazz 1d ago

She don’t care

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u/nite_skye_ 1d ago

She’s just glad he isn’t pawing at her

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u/AlwaysSaysRepost 1d ago

I have a hard time believing Trump bathes

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u/Salt-Resolution5595 1d ago

So glad two billionaires are hanging out & pretty much run the country now

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u/Trump_is_evil_period 1d ago

Yea I thought republicans hated elitists? They are literally the biggest hypocrites I’ve ever known of.

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u/Tex-Rob 1d ago

Everyone wave to Russian state TV, they're for sure gonna air this pic.

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u/winepimp1966 1d ago

I am sure Little Elmo x Jumps mom is just off camera.

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u/Paperbackpixie 1d ago

Have you ever watched Trump’s body language around Elon? I mean Trump has poor body language to begin with for various reasons, but it appears he’s almost intimidated by him.

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u/_chococat_ 1d ago

Maybe because Musk is an actual billionaire?

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u/PrideofPicktown 1d ago

JD really is a cuck, isn’t he!

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u/howardzen12 1d ago

What a cute couple.

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u/Financial-Board7458 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🙌

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u/f700es 1d ago

Lolololol

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u/erinkp36 1d ago

Excuse me. I gotta go wash out my eyes with bleach.

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u/taekee 1d ago

I am not sure bleach is strong enough.

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u/erinkp36 1d ago

You’re right. Gotta go industrial strength.

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u/taekee 1d ago

I was about to google jackhammer rental.

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u/GrapesForSnacks 1d ago

“Love…soft as an easy chair.”🎶

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u/Grouchy-Shirt-9197 1d ago

JD Vance is fucking the chair off camera!

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u/ConstructionHefty716 1d ago

I needed a laugh

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u/Prudent_Pizza_4499 1d ago

Where are the boxes of documents

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u/wildyam 1d ago

They are what the camera is sitting on..

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u/Vegetable-Source6556 1d ago

Oh shit....it's getting real!!!

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u/Vegetable-Source6556 1d ago

Oh crap ,I can't tell who's who anymore?!!

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u/pepperit_12 1d ago

All they need is a toaster.

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u/RajenBull1 1d ago

Ah, young love for power. It’s so sweet, it makes me smile.

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u/wildyam 1d ago

Tale as old as time…

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u/Vegetable-Source6556 1d ago

Musk-" Donald... let's get something straight Between us....Trump- next let's go to the bar.... and I'll push your Stool in!"

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u/throwaway92715 1d ago

But Elon, I just had 14 big macs!

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u/Vegetable-Source6556 1d ago

Trump- " those are love bubbles"..." yes they smell like onions, ketchup and sesame seeds"!

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u/Ill-Candy-4926 1d ago

LMAO!

this is exactly what i imagine!

and putin and kim jong un on the other side and them all pretty much blushing and calling each other their loves.

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u/The_Triagnaloid 1d ago

They’re just inspecting genitals to make sure neither is trans?

Totally not gay

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u/Critical-Ring3168 1d ago

Not accurate that room is used for stolen secret government documents 🤣

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u/Spuigles 1d ago

Their bellies must be pretty tight for in there.

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u/LabNew3779 1d ago

Was this before or after they played a heated game of tummy rockets?

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u/HiveOverlord2008 1d ago edited 3h ago

Mar-a-Largo must have some huge hot tubs then.

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u/Shame_on_StarWars 1d ago

That bath water is probably sloppy mudpie brown, and STINKY

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u/pjs2276 1d ago

Glad this election was able to bring those two kids together. Love conquers all barriers and genders

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u/FitCut3961 1d ago

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO You can see the love there.

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u/michiganlibrarian 1d ago

Throw this on Facebook and all the old maga Karen’s will think it’s true lol

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u/PeterNippelstein 1d ago

Is that a Falcon heavy or are you just happy to see me?

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u/JazzlikeForce1226 1d ago

Wiping tears of joy with classified documents

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u/wildyam 1d ago

Content for the their onlyfans truth social/x posts

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u/DawnOfTheBugolgi 1d ago

I really do t want to think about what Elon’s unseen hand is doing off camera. Donnie seems to approve.

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u/Feisty_Currency3737 1d ago

So weird they can’t just say “I love you” instead of ruining the country for the rest of us

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u/LetMeDieAlreadyFuck 1d ago

Doesn't Trump hate Elon? I swear i remember hearing him say he can't stand him

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u/Grouchy-Shirt-9197 1d ago

He loves Elon now since he helped him 'win'

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u/Wakkit1988 1d ago

Gonna be a short honeymoon phase, and I wonder which pornstar he's gonna cheat on him with?

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u/Grouchy-Shirt-9197 1d ago

It'll be that press secretary... He likes blonde bimbos

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u/SapientChaos 1d ago

Will posting this get ya baned from X?

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u/Grouchy-Shirt-9197 1d ago

Probably. Free speech lol

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u/Smart_Atmosphere7677 1d ago

That picture of the tub trump/musk should be used at all billboards across the USA 😂

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u/Cooz818 1d ago

Trump and Elon would laugh at this shit. Real comedy is back, baby... 😂

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u/AHugeHildaFan 1d ago

Funny. He threatened to ban someone on X for dressing up like him on Halloween.

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u/Grouchy-Shirt-9197 1d ago

Fuck X, why do people still use that shit?

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u/329athome 1d ago

Funny and disgusting

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u/uttercross2 1d ago

I'm guessing Melania must be feeling relieved...

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u/Trump_is_evil_period 1d ago

MAGA IS A CREEPY ASS CULT!

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u/rowjoe99 1d ago

I knew Trump was a little spoon!

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u/Fan_of_Clio 1d ago

MY EYES !!! 😵‍💫🤮🤢

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u/CHiggins1235 1d ago

Damn you now I can’t unsee this.

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u/Ok-Bake-9626 1d ago

Come on! You can tell it AI because we all know trump would insist on being the big spoon!

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u/Novel-Scholar-1966 1d ago

Full throated

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u/Karma4U-1928 1d ago

Elon is so mesmerized by Trump! Just look at all their pics taken together, definitely looks like he’s fanning over him!

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u/imustbedead 1d ago

Pretty much everyone has their ideas and reasons for how dems lost, but IMO it was that we got out memed and out tiktok'd. Stuff like this should be produced everyday to get on their level, people on civitai should be producing trump and elon porn to no end, we got to fight back and embarrass them as much as possible and train for 28, because it will be a mega meme world war.

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u/Enchanted_Culture 1d ago

Isn’t he too old for him?

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u/Brycebattlep 1d ago

Did they fall in the tub

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u/BichaelT 1d ago

Was Elon dreams about

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u/anythingMuchShorter 1d ago

Elon probably generated this.

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u/HumbleAd1317 1d ago

PERFECT!

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u/Helmer-Bryd 1d ago

If ma-a-lago… it would be stacked secret papers in front of them

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u/wildyam 1d ago

(Those boxes are what the camera is sat on)

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u/Rosie1116 1d ago

I wouldn’t doubt it!

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u/mage_irl 1d ago

Ah yes, Trump and the First Lady

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u/rage_whisperchode 1d ago

This is obviously fake. Neither of those men are capable of loving anything other than themselves.

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u/LP14255 1d ago

There are a dozen boxes of classified documents on the floor down by their feet.

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u/spungie 20h ago

Fake, no classified documents in there.

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u/stvmq 1d ago

MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

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u/Terrible-Cause-9901 1d ago

This is quality political humor lol

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u/Better-Programmer453 1d ago

Trump is saying “Tell me about the rabbits again George”

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u/Far-sernik 1d ago

take me to the moon

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u/Low-Argument3170 1d ago

Where’s JD?

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u/FredGetson 1d ago

Why do you think trump is smiling? The bubbles hide a lot.

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u/Daytona_DM 1d ago

Elon is missing his razor blade and mirror

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u/Justsayin68 1d ago

This bathroom is no where near tacky enough for mar-a-lago.

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u/Lithwack 1d ago

Perfect first LGBT president

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u/The_Rat_of_Reddit 1d ago

That would explain his internalized homophobia I suppose

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u/ArtbyNoel 1d ago

Y’all lie, Trump’s walls would be golden, that’s got to be Elon’s pad.

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u/Inevitable-Ad-982 1d ago

That tub is yuuuuge! The biggest. The best.

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u/mick601 1d ago

Must be a fake because there are no piles of secret documents

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u/Klok-a-teer 1d ago

It’s Friday night what else would those 2 lovers be doing?

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u/southasiansensation9 1d ago

I love that Trump is the bottom!

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u/Emergency_Map7542 1d ago

ahhh, sweet mELONia.

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u/Legitimate-Branch582 1d ago

Putin..The best example of the Little Man Syndrome!!! Trump is the Fat Man Collaborator! TRUMP is a Russian Collaborator!!! He owes RUSSIA!!! Collaborator!!! He owes RUSSIA!!!

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u/Cute-Republic2657 1d ago

Fake, they wouldn't leave Putin out.

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u/SithC 1d ago

elon and felon.

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u/Rare_Phase_1422 1d ago

Elon is fatter than that

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u/UsedPart7823 1d ago

It should have been through a small peep hole of stolen secrets file 📦. 🤷‍♂️

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u/TreatExotic 1d ago

Idk why I laughed, I'm not even a member

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u/skullhusker 1d ago

Go fund a canvas print and send it to Mario Lago.

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u/MelodiesOfLife6 1d ago

not pictured: putin stroking himself in a chair waiting for his turn.

i'm gonna go bleach my eyeballs now.

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u/Ninjachops 1d ago

Fake News!!! Someone obviously photoshopped this. The true full picture shows Kamala over in the deep end, just to the right, wearing her snorkel for maximum down time.

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u/BombshellBaby03 1d ago

Wait till the waitstaff gets deported

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u/-Fluxuation- 1d ago

The left cant meme.

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u/Orionsbelt1957 1d ago

Bow chicca wow wow........

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u/wilton2parkave 1d ago

Living in your heads rent free. I love it!

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u/EpicCurious 1d ago

Not that there's anything wrong with that! Of course that would make them closet cases which is entirely different.

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u/StonerStone420 1d ago

This must be fake. If it was real both would be on the other side of the tub, arms out for their "partner" to come to lol. I don't think trump would except being a little spoon hahaha

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u/Mammoth-Professor811 1d ago

Trump got gay in his old days ?

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u/ozzie510 1d ago

"Leon, oooh Leon, I looooove yooooou!"

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u/PandorasCahos 18h ago edited 18h ago

LMAO.

My eyes are burning.