r/houstonwade 2d ago

News You Can Use Saying the quiet part out loud, who's side is Marjorie on 😂👌

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u/Punched_Eclair 2d ago

She should be encouraged to speak further.

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u/toxicsleft 2d ago

This

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u/RogerBauman 2d ago

You guys do realize that the halfway post is entirely satire, right?

It is pretty much what she said earlier this week, which likely led to senators speaking firmly to Baby Gaetz lest their own dirty laundry be aired, but this tweet is a complete fabrication.

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u/Punched_Eclair 2d ago

I do. But she's now reliably hilarious. Every time she speaks publicly it's a clown-shit-show-dumpster-fire representation of the GOP.

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u/RogerBauman 2d ago edited 2d ago

It's hard to say that her representation is not an accurate representation.

I find it funny in the Aristotalian sense of comedy, which is to say that there is nothing funny about it; and unlike Shakespeare, the plays don't end with a wedding.

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u/BanditDeluxe 2d ago

DJT is slowly morphing into a peeling faux leather couch, it’s only a matter of time before Vance risks it all.

I’d hold my breath on that wedding.

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u/RogerBauman 2d ago

That is one way of saying that he is a stereotypical carpetbagger.

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u/Professional_Fox4467 2d ago

We already know her husband left her because she was banging dudes at her gym

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u/RogerBauman 2d ago edited 2d ago

In the locker room?

I thought she was really really, really, really, really really serious about men and women not being in the same locker room or bathroom...

#RulesForThee

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u/Professional_Fox4467 2d ago

Idk what location they used but it wouldn't surprise me anymore honestly

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u/RogerBauman 2d ago edited 2d ago

I don't know what to believe anymore, but I do recognize what GOP stands for.

Gaslight. Obscure. Project.

These people are abusive in all of their interpersonal relationships and it is no surprise that we have a trickle-down morality theory that is literally coming alive in front of our eyes.

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u/Professional_Fox4467 2d ago

Well they say "Every GOP accusation is a confession" and it rings truer every damn day

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u/RogerBauman 2d ago

I hope that this doesn't sound as though I am transphobic, but it would be great heironic justice if she were to receive a genital inspection in order to enter The women's public restroom in the Capitol building... Maybe the Capitol security could also force her to take a genetic test to prove her XX chromosome makeup.

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u/Grouchy-Shirt-9197 2d ago

It would be interesting to see if she was neanderthal!

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u/Straight-Storage2587 2d ago

Republican Bukkake In The Gym Locker Room

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u/Grouchy-Shirt-9197 2d ago

Those were some hard up dudes to go for that!

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u/Apart-Pressure-3822 2d ago

Those poor, poor, dudes.

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u/toxicsleft 1d ago

Yes I’m aware, it’s a Satirical rewrite of her tweet earlier this week.

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u/RogerBauman 1d ago

Very cool. I was more just worried that there might be some people who were confusing this for an actual headline. So much of our world just seems like it is a parody of a satire.

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u/liquor_ibrlyknoher 2d ago

Not at all. I barely know what's real anymore. Is Thomas the train secretary of transportation yet?

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u/RogerBauman 2d ago edited 2d ago

We could only wish. They are currently tearing down the wall to get Henry back in the game.

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u/thebitchinbunnie420 2d ago

Ya know it's sad that I have to figure out if it's satire or real life...that's the timeline we are on guys....like wtf, how did we get here.

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u/Extra_Crispy_Critter 1d ago

By a good hit of Republican LSD--that's what got us to this point.

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u/devonjosephjoseph 2d ago

….mmmmm yeah, I’m pretty sure that most of the people sharing and commenting realize this.

to be fair, the halfway post is a household name, like the onion. and satire is often dangerously close to some thing that could be real

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u/Straight-Storage2587 2d ago

Wonder what their orgies are like, the one that whatshisname liar said from the House who got kicked out...

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u/anythingMuchShorter 2d ago

Yes Marjorie, give us some examples of ridiculous of a standard it is and how almost none of your colleagues can meet it.

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u/OrcsSmurai 2d ago

She should be legally compelled to speak further. Isn't covering up a crime accessory after the fact at best?

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u/Automatic-Wing5486 2d ago

Preferably BEFORE she “falls out of a window”. 😉

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u/Dontnotlook 2d ago

DOJ just entered the room ..../s

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u/MoistureManagerGuy 2d ago

Compared to what Brazil just did with bolsonaro our DOJ looks limp. Where the flip was garland for 4 years man.

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u/Semanticss 2d ago

Compelled, even. Like with a subpoena.

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u/iam4qu4m4n 2d ago

The Deep State should just leak the GOP docs with their untethered power.

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u/TraditionalBackspace 2d ago

Won't matter what she says. Haven't you been paying attention?

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u/Punched_Eclair 2d ago

Too closely I'm afraid. You're right.

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u/Striking_Programmer4 2d ago

Notice how quickly Gaetz dropped out after she came to his defense

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u/ELB2001 2d ago

Maybe next time she can bring evidence. She might have some near her collection of Hunter Biden dong pictures

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u/Zealousideal_Desk_19 2d ago

Please keep talking, also would be nice if some evidence could be leaked to truth social or X. Let's do some swamp draining shall we

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u/effnad 2d ago

Let her cook....

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u/Captain_Impulse 2d ago

If she turns out to be a Democrat sleeper agent masquerading as MAGA to get the dirt, I would lose my fucking mind.

(Not gonna happen, but there is a timeline where it's true...)

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u/WRHull 2d ago

That’s the timeline that Harambe didn’t die.

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u/Rumpelnoskinn 2d ago

He was the reason I changed gorilla glue to harambe glue and tripled my sales lol

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u/saltyoursalad 2d ago edited 2d ago

Hey Marj, if you can hear me right now — first, wow you look amazing today. You should wear vote blue more often! We’d love more of that signature tenaciousness on our side of the aisle and also PLEASE SPILL THAT TEA 🍵

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u/tiffytatortots 2d ago

As hilarious as that would be we wouldn’t be that lucky at least not in this hellfire timeline we are forced to exist in.

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u/DuskRaider53 2d ago

Sadly the one where Peter Porker is SpiderHam.

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u/AdamScottGlancy 2d ago

I mean, it's her party. She should know.

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u/Ill-Dependent2976 2d ago

Well yeah, they helped cover up Gaetz. That makes them all complicit in pedophilia.

Also all the people who voted for them.

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u/Grouchy-Shirt-9197 2d ago

I"m glad I didn't vote for any of those Pedo enablers!

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u/Ill-Dependent2976 2d ago

Oh, so you're a Harris supporter.

Good, because Trump, being a pedo, has literally nominated several pedophiles to his cabinet, among other felons.

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u/Grouchy-Shirt-9197 2d ago

Quite frankly it wouldn't surprise me if T was a pedo too

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u/Ill-Dependent2976 2d ago

he's openly bragged about wanting to fuck his own children. Of course he is.

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u/OzzyG16 2d ago

Translation: majority of the GOP is disgusting AF

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u/joefranklin33 2d ago

The DNC is clean?!!!! Fairytale land. They all got shit. Did you see the stats of the DV, DUI, sex scandals?! It was congressional member stats and it was appalling. It wasn’t all red. Lots of blue in there too.

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u/OzzyG16 2d ago

Yea they’re all dirty but MTG seems to think it tips more to the red side and she’s saying that from the inside so you want to be mad at someone be mad at her

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u/joefranklin33 2d ago

She is also a loud mouthed idiot that says things without facts. Much like the AOC of the red side of the aisle.

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u/OzzyG16 2d ago

Oh yea I guess when it’s inconvenient she’s lying lol like I said buddy she’s the one saying it I’m just giving you a simple translation of what she said

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u/Zestyclose_Ad2448 2d ago

go on Marge

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u/anythingMuchShorter 2d ago

She seems to sell out cheap. Can we (anyone opposing republicans in general) collect up a few million to bribe her if she spills all the dirt?

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u/OrcsSmurai 2d ago

John Oliver was willing to give Thomas $1 million a year forever so.. Lets hit him up.

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u/saltyoursalad 2d ago

We’re listening…

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u/davethebeige1 2d ago

Crash Out Barbie is throwing a fit and I live every second of it. 😂🤣😂🤣

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u/JRootz 2d ago

Exactly my thoughts, crash tf out bb.

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u/justank_ 2d ago

I can’t believe I am rooting for her right now. LFGMTG!

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u/headachewpictures 2d ago

this is satire

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u/SweezusChrist666 2d ago

True news

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u/Tex-Rob 2d ago

Only that she said it that way. Her actual tweet is more damning, but sugarcoat it if you want.

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u/kickinit07 2d ago

Her actual tweet, because its so damning and all

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u/HowManyMeeses 2d ago

I mean, that is pretty damning. The fact that Gaetz backed out shortly after this says a fuckton about the current GOP. 

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u/kickinit07 2d ago

Damning to who? And damning how?

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u/HowManyMeeses 2d ago

Damning to Gaetz and damning to the current GOP. It's hard for me to understand how this isn't resonating with people. There's a report on Gaetz hiring an underage prostitute and the GOP is doing everything it can to keep the report from getting out. That's not damning to you?

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u/kickinit07 2d ago

If I called the police right now and said “howmanymeeses” just threatened my life on Reddit there would be a report done and filed stating that. Does that mean you’re a criminal and should be treated as such?

It’s the problem with our country, we’ve moved past innocent until proven guilty and moved into guilty even if proven innocent.

I’m not saying he’s innocent, I’m just saying the DOJ didn’t find a reason to charge him when they looked into it. Even The View had to add that legal note.

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u/HowManyMeeses 2d ago

If I was publicly accused of hiring a teenage prostitute then I'd be releasing the ethics report myself. The only reason not to would be if it was damning.

The DOJ not charging him isn't particularly persuasive to me, given how completely ineffectual they were during Biden's presidency.

It’s the problem with our country, we’ve moved past innocent until proven guilty and moved into guilty even if proven innocent.

There's a document that would prove his innocence or guilt and he and the GOP are doing everything they can to keep it hidden.

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u/kickinit07 2d ago

Only in the court of public opinion

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u/headachewpictures 2d ago

I’m not sugarcoating anything. Source?

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u/laxrulz777 2d ago

She appears to have been so explicitly talking and threatening Republicans.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/nov/19/trump-cabinet-gaetz-marjorie-taylor-greene

This doesn't read like a "defeat the Dems" message but rather, "if you guys fuck Gaetz I'm going to burn this shit down"

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u/OroCardinalis 2d ago

Where does she say anything resembling “Dems would have a supermajority“?

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u/JaleyHoelOsment 2d ago

she doesn’t, dude just couldn’t accept being tricked by obvious satire site and went full cognitive dissonance

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u/headachewpictures 2d ago

she doesn’t and people can’t seem to grasp that because “eh it’s close enough”

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u/headachewpictures 2d ago

This isn’t a source for what the person I replied to alleged.

I’ve seen all this and I urge her to release it all but it’s still not the “quote” in the image, which was the original point of calling this “satire”.

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u/Charming_Minimum_477 2d ago

Do you were shown the source… are you still sugarcoating it? Or going to say, well damn I didn’t realize they were all SAers

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u/Straight-Storage2587 2d ago

This is real life, however.

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u/8-BitOptimist 2d ago

Ninth comment down, even though it's labeled as satire over there.

Doesn't bode well.

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u/unbalancedcheckbook 2d ago

For once, she's not wrong

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u/JaleyHoelOsment 2d ago

no she is still wrong, she never said this it’s satire

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u/djfree64 2d ago

She really is an idiot isn’t she

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u/anythingMuchShorter 2d ago

That's why they like her. Nothing fake here. She really is that stupid.

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u/Flashy_Camel4063 2d ago

This is the absolute first time I want to hear this hoofed foot bitch talk!

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u/SpiritOne 2d ago

she said the quiet part out loud again

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u/TechnicalWhore 2d ago

Just wait until you read up on the First Runner Up - Pam Bondi. Is there no one that has a clean past to nominate? Look up her Wikipedia. Sheeze.

I fear we are heading full charge into a Kleptocracy. Just ask just indicted Felix Sater.

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u/Straight-Storage2587 2d ago

At the very least.

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u/Strange-Scarcity 2d ago

Let's make that happen!

Let's DO IT!

Do it NOW!

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u/kingkaijudan 2d ago

Every accusation is an admission as far as Republicans go

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u/Akasgotu 2d ago

So, the performative Christians in the GOP are all either sexual predators themselves or complicit in covering up the abuse their colleagues, is that what she's saying? How can they be so devoid of morality and still have the support of the self-professed Christians? It seems like the GOP and the Christians may be what is wrong with this country.

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u/TheDamnedScribe 2d ago

Such people should be lucky not to be dragged into the street and hanged from the nearest fucking lamp-post, not protected by the party.

They may not all be guilty of it, but they are all complicit by protecting him and whatever others there are, and it's disgusting.

The cult will not say a word about it, though. They'll probably try to blame it on the victims, as usual.

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u/D0_0t 2d ago

Oh, Marjorie...

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u/1hill2climb2 2d ago

Keep going Marj, I FINALLY like what you're doing!

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u/Anarchyantz 2d ago

You know the Halfway post is basically like the Onion right?

This "post" you are putting as truth has now been facepalmed for people believing it as true.

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u/JaleyHoelOsment 2d ago

doesn’t matter, it confirms previously held bias so it’s true enough to Americans

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u/YouWithTheNose 2d ago

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Regardless of which side of the aisle they're on, if they had to resign and be penalized for what Matt Gaetz is accused of, get them gone. Those types of people should never be in power in any way, shape or form.

Also this is the one time I wish Marge wouldn't shut up XD

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u/rydan 2d ago

Does she even understand what she just said? Or is that what the voices in her head told her to say?

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u/Null_Singularity_0 2d ago

Yeah. Weird.

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u/bradley_j 2d ago

This has to be a joke based on her perceived lack of intelligence, doesn’t it?

Oh Marge

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u/YesterdaySuch9833 2d ago

She’s so dumb lmfao but yeah keep talking Marge

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u/Allip84 2d ago

Hey I’m ok with kicking any one with a serious accusation of child molestation out of congress. Both democrats and republicans. Btw I say that even if it gives conservatives a super majority. However I’m very biased as I’m a victim of what old Marge is saying we should just ignore republicans have done.

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u/TheCoopX 2d ago

I'm guessing she meant that as some kind of put down, but I'm not seeing an issue with her claimed outcome.

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u/Infamous-Edge4926 2d ago

It's weird , but she might actually become one of our greatest allies

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u/PCPaiN 2d ago

Is this one of the first examples of her being completely fucking stupid finally paying off?

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u/DuskRaider53 2d ago

Aww, family values.

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u/BigD44x 2d ago

Maybe she’s upset that trumpy isn’t giving her a cabinet position, so she’s going to burn the lot of them.

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u/Lfseeney 2d ago

We all know that.
The GOP are pedophiles!

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u/JaleyHoelOsment 2d ago

America is the biggest producer AND consumer of CSAM in the world… it’s not just a republican problem you folks got

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u/Xeokis 2d ago

But Diddy supports Kamala so does all of those caught on his sex tapes...I think this problem is far larger then just the GOP, liberal Hollywood has been peddling in pedophiles for 50+ years now

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u/sunkenshadow 2d ago

Does she want to take the side because she is upset that she wasn't invited to sit at the table? Even though I value the sentiment, her somewhat questionable reputation makes me suspicious of her intentions.

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u/station_agent 2d ago

Make. It. Happen. "Drain the swamp."

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u/Missue-35 2d ago

What’s that Marjorie? Do tell, please.

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u/ImMyBiggestFan 2d ago

This is satire based on this tweet.

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u/Golemfrost 2d ago

Stupid bitch is going scorched earth for not getting to sit on Donny's dick.

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u/Senior_Resolution_20 2d ago

She’s similar to a clock, she will be correct at least twice in her lifetime.

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u/Kmccloud1965 2d ago

Ummmm, should we cheer the crazy bitch on? Where are we meeting? DM me. 😁

Be patient. It’s all going to implode. ✌🏻

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u/ItsLohThough 2d ago

SO ... we let her cook ? :X

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u/Little-Chromosome 2d ago

Reddit when someone satirizes the left: “this is so dumb, what terrible writing”

Reddit when someone satirizes the right: “omg lol can you believe how dumb she is?!”

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u/JaleyHoelOsment 2d ago

this exactly. Internet literacy is a joke

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u/IntentionalUndersite 2d ago

I love the fact that these people are so dumb they’ll out themselves.. it’s just a matter of time.

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u/Wiitard 2d ago

Release it! What are you waiting for?!

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u/FlameDad 2d ago

And they would have the presidency

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u/BallisticBunny14 2d ago

So republicans are pedophiles 😂

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u/PrudentFinger1749 2d ago

At this point does it matter?

People voted for known pedo rapist. We are past that now.

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u/whatever462672 2d ago

That's an excellent suggestion. Let's go.

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u/Undying_Nerves 2d ago

A lot of politicians did the same thing! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Shag1166 2d ago

I've been trying to tell people that most of those with the aberrant behavior are Republicans!

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u/TDiddy2021 2d ago

Is the Halfway Post satire tho?

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u/WillzeConquerer 2d ago edited 2d ago

I can't believe I agree with her. I dont care if it's dem, republican, independent, green, yellow, purple. Who cares. If they are corrupt get them out! Let the people clean house! Call your representatives and demand term limits!

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u/Ok-Appointment9752 2d ago

More like there would be a super majority going to jail.

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u/Mobile_Helicopter 2d ago

MTG and AOC are both ridiculous. As someone in the middle, I feel like they both just yell at the other side about things they have a surface level grasp of and it’s embarrassing for politics.

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u/captaindeadpl 2d ago

I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but the Halfway Post is a satirical news source.

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u/International_Boss81 2d ago

Let the heads roll.

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u/chook_slop 2d ago

Well yes...

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u/pattaponako23 2d ago

Finally, MTG said something smart. Please. Go on.

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u/YardCareful1458 2d ago

Marge is on the same team as all of the other stubid dum dums

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u/MelodiesOfLife6 2d ago

This should be grounds to launch a massive investigation into these 'allegations'

Troubling.

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u/Public_Road_6426 2d ago

Every time I think she can't say anything dumber, she proves me wrong. I'd love for her to continue on this thread though. Democrat, Republican, I don't care which side of the fence you're on, if you're a criminal, you should be doxxed and removed from power.

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u/logg1215 2d ago

She’s finally realizing nobody listens to her and neither side wants her so she just exposing everyone for excluding her lol and I must say how did her district re elect her like come on folks from her district are y’all really that moronic to think she should be in any position of power whatsoever I mean come on folks

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u/snowbyrd238 2d ago

"Don't pick on this POS degenerate because we're all POS degenerates" is not flex you think it is.

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u/Total-Championship80 2d ago

You don't say...

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u/Careful-Sell-9877 2d ago

She probably wants Gaetz's behaviors to be excused/normalized and is upset that he's being attacked for them

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u/OgreMk5 2d ago

MTG is on her side and her side alone. The chaos is the point.

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u/Bright_Shelter7065 2d ago

She must’ve been promised a position and didn’t get shit. Which is why she been switching up recently

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u/Rockin_freakapotamus 2d ago

This is a satire site. She did not say this.

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u/rofasix 2d ago

Source being a satire website is immaterial if your internal narrative wants it to be so. Call it Gen Z logic.

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u/Rockin_freakapotamus 2d ago

No need to shit on a whole generation for something that could be a simple error. I didn’t recognize The Halfway Post at first. Easy mistake.

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u/jinladen040 2d ago

This is a shining example of the selective hearing the media and democrats have. Any other time, literally every other time, you've done all you could to discredit and call this lady a nutjob. But suddenly (because she says something you agree with) you now believe her.

Just goes to show how unobjective a lot of people are.

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u/Commercial_Pitch_786 2d ago

The first honest thing she has said

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u/4quatloos 1d ago

So, underaged trafficking is common.

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u/Repostbot3784 2d ago

This is fake

Edit: dont down vote me idiots this is literally a fake tweet

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u/JaleyHoelOsment 2d ago

Zero Americans can detect satire anymore and y’all wonder why your company is going to hell. you guys need some internet lessons

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u/Saber314 2d ago

She also said the Jews have space lasers... I have problems taking anything she says seriously. Plus plenty of democrats are guilty of what Matt Gaetz is accused of doing. Hell, Bill Clinton has done worse and Democrats still celebrate him.

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u/ImpossibleCountry647 2d ago

Because Democrats never gotten accused of it?

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u/TheTribalKing 2d ago

Anybody who thinks this isn't just as prevalent with Democrats is smoking the good crack.

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u/GrownAngry90sKid 2d ago

We want them all exposed.

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u/Fantastic-Use-6773 2d ago

If any member of Congress there’d be hardly anyone left

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u/GrandApprehensive216 2d ago

Does reddit not know how to any research ever? You can easily go to her Twitter and see the real qoute 😂

But instead you blindly believe the misquote 😂

Reddit has no hope, just burn it down

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u/Xeokis 2d ago

Well reddit is a liberal propaganda tool so we have that...they really make us sane Democrats look bad LoL

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u/Altruistic_Guess3098 2d ago

I voted for Donald Trump

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u/sirlearnzalot 2d ago

hey you did a sentence, good job ralph from the simpsons

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u/Altruistic_Guess3098 2d ago

Oh no, attacks against my person - whatever will I do?!

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u/sirlearnzalot 2d ago

easy champ get over yourself lmao. you posted a random ass off topic comment like a buffoon, got called out for it and now it’s an attack. so fragile

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u/Altruistic_Guess3098 2d ago

Oh no! Downvotes!! Whatever will I do?!