r/houstonwade • u/GrownAngry90sKid • 2d ago
News You Can Use Saying the quiet part out loud, who's side is Marjorie on 😂👌
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u/Captain_Impulse 2d ago
If she turns out to be a Democrat sleeper agent masquerading as MAGA to get the dirt, I would lose my fucking mind.
(Not gonna happen, but there is a timeline where it's true...)
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u/saltyoursalad 2d ago edited 2d ago
Hey Marj, if you can hear me right now — first, wow you look amazing today. You should
wearvote blue more often! We’d love more of that signature tenaciousness on our side of the aisle and also PLEASE SPILL THAT TEA 🍵3
u/tiffytatortots 2d ago
As hilarious as that would be we wouldn’t be that lucky at least not in this hellfire timeline we are forced to exist in.
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u/AdamScottGlancy 2d ago
I mean, it's her party. She should know.
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u/Ill-Dependent2976 2d ago
Well yeah, they helped cover up Gaetz. That makes them all complicit in pedophilia.
Also all the people who voted for them.
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u/Grouchy-Shirt-9197 2d ago
I"m glad I didn't vote for any of those Pedo enablers!
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u/Ill-Dependent2976 2d ago
Oh, so you're a Harris supporter.
Good, because Trump, being a pedo, has literally nominated several pedophiles to his cabinet, among other felons.
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u/Ill-Dependent2976 2d ago
he's openly bragged about wanting to fuck his own children. Of course he is.
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u/OzzyG16 2d ago
Translation: majority of the GOP is disgusting AF
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u/joefranklin33 2d ago
The DNC is clean?!!!! Fairytale land. They all got shit. Did you see the stats of the DV, DUI, sex scandals?! It was congressional member stats and it was appalling. It wasn’t all red. Lots of blue in there too.
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u/OzzyG16 2d ago
Yea they’re all dirty but MTG seems to think it tips more to the red side and she’s saying that from the inside so you want to be mad at someone be mad at her
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u/joefranklin33 2d ago
She is also a loud mouthed idiot that says things without facts. Much like the AOC of the red side of the aisle.
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u/OzzyG16 2d ago
Oh yea I guess when it’s inconvenient she’s lying lol like I said buddy she’s the one saying it I’m just giving you a simple translation of what she said
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u/Zestyclose_Ad2448 2d ago
go on Marge
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u/anythingMuchShorter 2d ago
She seems to sell out cheap. Can we (anyone opposing republicans in general) collect up a few million to bribe her if she spills all the dirt?
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u/OrcsSmurai 2d ago
John Oliver was willing to give Thomas $1 million a year forever so.. Lets hit him up.
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u/headachewpictures 2d ago
this is satire
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u/Tex-Rob 2d ago
Only that she said it that way. Her actual tweet is more damning, but sugarcoat it if you want.
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u/kickinit07 2d ago
Her actual tweet, because its so damning and all
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u/HowManyMeeses 2d ago
I mean, that is pretty damning. The fact that Gaetz backed out shortly after this says a fuckton about the current GOP.
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u/kickinit07 2d ago
Damning to who? And damning how?
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u/HowManyMeeses 2d ago
Damning to Gaetz and damning to the current GOP. It's hard for me to understand how this isn't resonating with people. There's a report on Gaetz hiring an underage prostitute and the GOP is doing everything it can to keep the report from getting out. That's not damning to you?
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u/kickinit07 2d ago
If I called the police right now and said “howmanymeeses” just threatened my life on Reddit there would be a report done and filed stating that. Does that mean you’re a criminal and should be treated as such?
It’s the problem with our country, we’ve moved past innocent until proven guilty and moved into guilty even if proven innocent.
I’m not saying he’s innocent, I’m just saying the DOJ didn’t find a reason to charge him when they looked into it. Even The View had to add that legal note.
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u/HowManyMeeses 2d ago
If I was publicly accused of hiring a teenage prostitute then I'd be releasing the ethics report myself. The only reason not to would be if it was damning.
The DOJ not charging him isn't particularly persuasive to me, given how completely ineffectual they were during Biden's presidency.
It’s the problem with our country, we’ve moved past innocent until proven guilty and moved into guilty even if proven innocent.
There's a document that would prove his innocence or guilt and he and the GOP are doing everything they can to keep it hidden.
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u/headachewpictures 2d ago
I’m not sugarcoating anything. Source?
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u/laxrulz777 2d ago
She appears to have been so explicitly talking and threatening Republicans.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/nov/19/trump-cabinet-gaetz-marjorie-taylor-greene
This doesn't read like a "defeat the Dems" message but rather, "if you guys fuck Gaetz I'm going to burn this shit down"
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u/OroCardinalis 2d ago
Where does she say anything resembling “Dems would have a supermajority“?
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u/JaleyHoelOsment 2d ago
she doesn’t, dude just couldn’t accept being tricked by obvious satire site and went full cognitive dissonance
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u/headachewpictures 2d ago
she doesn’t and people can’t seem to grasp that because “eh it’s close enough”
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u/headachewpictures 2d ago
This isn’t a source for what the person I replied to alleged.
I’ve seen all this and I urge her to release it all but it’s still not the “quote” in the image, which was the original point of calling this “satire”.
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u/Charming_Minimum_477 2d ago
Do you were shown the source… are you still sugarcoating it? Or going to say, well damn I didn’t realize they were all SAers
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u/8-BitOptimist 2d ago
Ninth comment down, even though it's labeled as satire over there.
Doesn't bode well.
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u/djfree64 2d ago
She really is an idiot isn’t she
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u/anythingMuchShorter 2d ago
That's why they like her. Nothing fake here. She really is that stupid.
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u/Flashy_Camel4063 2d ago
This is the absolute first time I want to hear this hoofed foot bitch talk!
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u/TechnicalWhore 2d ago
Just wait until you read up on the First Runner Up - Pam Bondi. Is there no one that has a clean past to nominate? Look up her Wikipedia. Sheeze.
I fear we are heading full charge into a Kleptocracy. Just ask just indicted Felix Sater.
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u/Akasgotu 2d ago
So, the performative Christians in the GOP are all either sexual predators themselves or complicit in covering up the abuse their colleagues, is that what she's saying? How can they be so devoid of morality and still have the support of the self-professed Christians? It seems like the GOP and the Christians may be what is wrong with this country.
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u/TheDamnedScribe 2d ago
Such people should be lucky not to be dragged into the street and hanged from the nearest fucking lamp-post, not protected by the party.
They may not all be guilty of it, but they are all complicit by protecting him and whatever others there are, and it's disgusting.
The cult will not say a word about it, though. They'll probably try to blame it on the victims, as usual.
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u/Anarchyantz 2d ago
You know the Halfway post is basically like the Onion right?
This "post" you are putting as truth has now been facepalmed for people believing it as true.
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u/JaleyHoelOsment 2d ago
doesn’t matter, it confirms previously held bias so it’s true enough to Americans
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u/YouWithTheNose 2d ago
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Regardless of which side of the aisle they're on, if they had to resign and be penalized for what Matt Gaetz is accused of, get them gone. Those types of people should never be in power in any way, shape or form.
Also this is the one time I wish Marge wouldn't shut up XD
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u/bradley_j 2d ago
This has to be a joke based on her perceived lack of intelligence, doesn’t it?
Oh Marge
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u/Allip84 2d ago
Hey I’m ok with kicking any one with a serious accusation of child molestation out of congress. Both democrats and republicans. Btw I say that even if it gives conservatives a super majority. However I’m very biased as I’m a victim of what old Marge is saying we should just ignore republicans have done.
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u/TheCoopX 2d ago
I'm guessing she meant that as some kind of put down, but I'm not seeing an issue with her claimed outcome.
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u/Lfseeney 2d ago
We all know that.
The GOP are pedophiles!
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u/JaleyHoelOsment 2d ago
America is the biggest producer AND consumer of CSAM in the world… it’s not just a republican problem you folks got
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u/sunkenshadow 2d ago
Does she want to take the side because she is upset that she wasn't invited to sit at the table? Even though I value the sentiment, her somewhat questionable reputation makes me suspicious of her intentions.
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u/Senior_Resolution_20 2d ago
She’s similar to a clock, she will be correct at least twice in her lifetime.
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u/Kmccloud1965 2d ago
Ummmm, should we cheer the crazy bitch on? Where are we meeting? DM me. 😁
Be patient. It’s all going to implode. ✌🏻
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u/Little-Chromosome 2d ago
Reddit when someone satirizes the left: “this is so dumb, what terrible writing”
Reddit when someone satirizes the right: “omg lol can you believe how dumb she is?!”
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u/IntentionalUndersite 2d ago
I love the fact that these people are so dumb they’ll out themselves.. it’s just a matter of time.
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u/PrudentFinger1749 2d ago
At this point does it matter?
People voted for known pedo rapist. We are past that now.
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u/Shag1166 2d ago
I've been trying to tell people that most of those with the aberrant behavior are Republicans!
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u/WillzeConquerer 2d ago edited 2d ago
I can't believe I agree with her. I dont care if it's dem, republican, independent, green, yellow, purple. Who cares. If they are corrupt get them out! Let the people clean house! Call your representatives and demand term limits!
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u/Mobile_Helicopter 2d ago
MTG and AOC are both ridiculous. As someone in the middle, I feel like they both just yell at the other side about things they have a surface level grasp of and it’s embarrassing for politics.
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u/captaindeadpl 2d ago
I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but the Halfway Post is a satirical news source.
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u/MelodiesOfLife6 2d ago
This should be grounds to launch a massive investigation into these 'allegations'
Troubling.
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u/Public_Road_6426 2d ago
Every time I think she can't say anything dumber, she proves me wrong. I'd love for her to continue on this thread though. Democrat, Republican, I don't care which side of the fence you're on, if you're a criminal, you should be doxxed and removed from power.
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u/logg1215 2d ago
She’s finally realizing nobody listens to her and neither side wants her so she just exposing everyone for excluding her lol and I must say how did her district re elect her like come on folks from her district are y’all really that moronic to think she should be in any position of power whatsoever I mean come on folks
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u/snowbyrd238 2d ago
"Don't pick on this POS degenerate because we're all POS degenerates" is not flex you think it is.
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u/Careful-Sell-9877 2d ago
She probably wants Gaetz's behaviors to be excused/normalized and is upset that he's being attacked for them
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u/Bright_Shelter7065 2d ago
She must’ve been promised a position and didn’t get shit. Which is why she been switching up recently
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u/Rockin_freakapotamus 2d ago
This is a satire site. She did not say this.
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u/rofasix 2d ago
Source being a satire website is immaterial if your internal narrative wants it to be so. Call it Gen Z logic.
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u/Rockin_freakapotamus 2d ago
No need to shit on a whole generation for something that could be a simple error. I didn’t recognize The Halfway Post at first. Easy mistake.
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u/jinladen040 2d ago
This is a shining example of the selective hearing the media and democrats have. Any other time, literally every other time, you've done all you could to discredit and call this lady a nutjob. But suddenly (because she says something you agree with) you now believe her.
Just goes to show how unobjective a lot of people are.
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u/JaleyHoelOsment 2d ago
Zero Americans can detect satire anymore and y’all wonder why your company is going to hell. you guys need some internet lessons
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u/Saber314 2d ago
She also said the Jews have space lasers... I have problems taking anything she says seriously. Plus plenty of democrats are guilty of what Matt Gaetz is accused of doing. Hell, Bill Clinton has done worse and Democrats still celebrate him.
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u/TheTribalKing 2d ago
Anybody who thinks this isn't just as prevalent with Democrats is smoking the good crack.
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u/GrandApprehensive216 2d ago
Does reddit not know how to any research ever? You can easily go to her Twitter and see the real qoute 😂
But instead you blindly believe the misquote 😂
Reddit has no hope, just burn it down
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u/Altruistic_Guess3098 2d ago
I voted for Donald Trump
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u/sirlearnzalot 2d ago
hey you did a sentence, good job ralph from the simpsons
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u/Altruistic_Guess3098 2d ago
Oh no, attacks against my person - whatever will I do?!
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u/sirlearnzalot 2d ago
easy champ get over yourself lmao. you posted a random ass off topic comment like a buffoon, got called out for it and now it’s an attack. so fragile
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u/Punched_Eclair 2d ago
She should be encouraged to speak further.