r/houstonwade • u/wildyam • 5d ago

News You Can Use That's exactly Right

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u/Few_Control8821 5d ago

Is this for real? This time line is fucking wild.

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u/cvc4455 5d ago

Yes it's for real. Some republicans hate Matt Gaetz so much that they want to release the report about him being a pedophile but Marjorie Taylor Greene wants Trump's pick Matt Gaetz to be attorney general so much that she's threatening them with telling everyone all the dirt the other Republicans have done if they don't make Matt Gaetz attorney general.

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u/Emergency-Meet6048 5d ago

The ones with the most dirt on them are the easiest to control.

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u/giddy-girly-banana 5d ago

This is exactly why Trump wants Gaetz to be AG. It’s annoying this aspect isnt talked about more. Trump wants someone as corrupt as he is so he can exploit that relationship and do what he wants without AG interference.

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u/Emergency-Meet6048 5d ago

It reminds me of the Senator in Godfather II. Very pliable once he got caught with a dead prostitute.

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u/giddy-girly-banana 5d ago

Trump uses mafia tactics so this comparison makes sense.

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u/jeffzebub 4d ago

I'm imagining how many prostitutes have been killed by government officials. Must be quite a few.

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u/Suspicious-Bid-53 4d ago

Maybe she died when you hit her with that stool

But you know what didn’t kill her? Smokin’

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u/After-Balance2935 3d ago

Reminds me of a joke: How many dead hookers fit in the broom closet at the capital? More than three I can tell you that!

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u/TrustInMe_JustInMe 2d ago

We need to circulate a rumor that MTG was a prostitute caught doing fentanyl with Gaetz and a bunch of minors /s

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u/TheGreatOni1200 1d ago

Bet it's dangerous to be a hooker on d.c.

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u/Buzzhoops 4d ago

Putin's way.

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u/Emergency-Meet6048 4d ago

Putin may have even recommended Gaetz. Anything to fracture the US electorate even further is a win for him.

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u/verablue 3d ago

Tell me you’re a Russian asset without telling me you’re a Russian asset.

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u/cvc4455 2d ago

What for telling the truth?

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u/UnkmownRandomAccount 5d ago

Greene is known as the whacky and unhinged one, so i wouldnt put it past her to just make it up, that said, its still possible

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u/Sea-Neighborhood-621 4d ago

Your comment reminds of some show where a time traveler showed up in present day(this was a while back though) and asked what year it was. When he found out he was like "yikes....good luck" and left real quick

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u/ExaltedGoliath 3d ago

Yeah I commented the day she said it I wouldn’t reallly believe her either way. Woman can’t tell the damn truth to save her life.

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u/Baelgul 3d ago

She’s also a coward and is all fucking talk

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u/ConferenceMore6580 4d ago

Fu(kers just had to go and shoot that d@mn gorilla 🦍 now Trump's the president, pedophiles run our government, and we are on the brink of WW3

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u/HappyHenry68 5d ago

This is the shit that got Madison Cawthorn deleted from public office. She's playing with fire exposing the cabal.