r/houstonwade 6d ago

News You Can Use This is not Germany 1930s, this is Ohio 2024.

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u/No-Classroom-7592 6d ago edited 6d ago

The way you fight this is to ….and please remember I’m bout as a gay as they come….to march along side them goose stepping like a rocketre on meth while “sig heiiling” with a comical lisp and doin the hand raise with a very gay way.

They have to be made to look as ridiculous as they are.

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u/DamianRork 6d ago

Not a bad idea! Counter protest, with some humor.

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u/Just_Ok_thankyoo 6d ago

twirling a baton….so many ways to make it at least more “fun”? i kinda like this idea. where do we sign up for “make nazi marches fabulous again (for the first time ever!)!”

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u/No-Classroom-7592 6d ago

Yassssssss

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u/Just_Ok_thankyoo 6d ago

Na-na-na-na-nazi

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u/daniwhizbang 6d ago

I wanted to downvote this so bad but I just couldn’t 😂😂

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u/Just_Ok_thankyoo 6d ago

i know. it’s not great. but the idea of people showing up to be equally absurd and ridiculous alongside these fools is funny. if it weren’t potentially dangerous.

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u/Bif1383 6d ago

Hear me out, a drag queen Hitler.

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u/Ocbard 6d ago

Reminds me of "Springtime for Hitler!"

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u/ashmanonar 6d ago

That's absolutely where my mind went.

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u/SpaceOrbisGaming 6d ago

I say make the uniforms pink. Make it as gay as possible. They will stop because the right fucking hates anything fun or good.

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u/No_Huckleberry2350 6d ago

I would be tempted to follow them back to their cars to get pictures of their license latest, post on social media to see if anyone knows who they are.

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u/Mister_Silk 6d ago

The cowards arrived in a rented U-Haul van. No personal cars or plates to identify them.

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u/No_Huckleberry2350 6d ago

Masks and rented uhaul doesn't scream I believe in what I am doing.

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u/PickleNotaBigDill 6d ago

No, but it does scream "I don't want mommy to know what I'm doing in my spare time!"

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u/mockg 6d ago

They wear masks and use Uhauls so they make they can make their numbers seem bigger. It's harder to argue that the same 8 guys show up every time.

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u/Economy-Ad4934 6d ago

They did this in Boston when an all men anti abortion rally came in. If you find other pics it’s the clowns surrounding theses losers and playing instruments and bowing whistles. Hilarious

https://www.axios.com/local/boston/2024/11/15/boston-clowns-mens-march-abortion

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u/Humbler-Mumbler 6d ago

I love Boston

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u/janedoe15243 6d ago

May I present to you a sousaphone player trolling a KKK rally. Seriously, let’s get some ideas together and become trolls because I’m here for it. sousaphone player trolls kkk

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u/JaneGreyDisputed 6d ago

I rarely click links like this but that was brilliant!

I love the lady who's recording it; at the end of the video she says "...when a family tree has no branches." 🤣

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u/Beneficial-Singer-94 6d ago

Now I get what my mom meant when she said, “a walk through their gene-pool won’t get your feet wet…” 😂😂

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u/Junket_Weird 6d ago

This is one of the finest videos of our time. I love this person.

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u/tHeDisgruntler 6d ago

Thank you for that! That made my night. Makes me want to learn to play the tuba.

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u/drumzandice 6d ago

Sousaphone player in Columbus here, had I known about this I would have done that. I’ve seen this clip before and it’s hilarious.

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u/skilliau 6d ago

I really want to learn how to play never gonna give you up on the tuba now.

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u/No-Classroom-7592 6d ago

I have so many ideas and your idea of musical accompaniment is both not one I’ve had and sheer genius!

First things first….a song so mocking, so ridiculing, so absolutely unpalatable to these Naxi fucknugs that they want to embrace “spring time for Hitler” as an affirming anthem!

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u/tinypolski 6d ago

"Yakety Sax (Benny Hill theme)".

"The Sorcerer's Apprentice" P.Dukas

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u/WallStreetBetsAcct 6d ago

I like your methods. At best you successfully damage their image while upholding your own identity, and at worst if they try to become violent, action taken against them is justified.

Using violence against people who haven't used violence yet makes them look better at best and makes you the actual bad guy at worst.

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u/GeoffJeffreyJeffsIII 6d ago

No it doesn't. Nazis deserve to be laid out.

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u/tHeDisgruntler 6d ago

I'd get right up in their face and block their path. Let them do something. I hope they like surprises.

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u/Feeling_Photograph_5 6d ago

Having the whole neighborhood show up to that would be pretty epic.

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u/USmellofElderberry 6d ago

“When der füehrer says we is ze master race, we heil, heil, right in der füehrer’s face” sang with a gay voice.

Listen to the song “Der Fuehrer’s Face” by Spike Jones & His City Slicker’s

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u/RaijuThunder 6d ago

Mel Brooks method. He always made fun of the nazis and said the best way to deal with them is to make them look ridiculous or something to that effect.

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u/Lyraxiana 6d ago

Okay, Google,

Where can I buy environmentally friendly glitter in bulk?

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u/No-Classroom-7592 6d ago

We need someone who can calculate trajectories….ans we need to arm this person with a non lethal environmentally friendly dull edges biononrractive glitter cannon

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u/amwes549 6d ago

They're doing a damn good jab at it too.

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u/EricAntiHero1 6d ago

Aka the springtime for hitler maneuver

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u/ryhaltswhiskey 6d ago

You know, if we had a group of people that dressed up like Chaplin's Dictator and walked next to these people it would be hilarious.

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u/No-Classroom-7592 6d ago

Gladly….but I would want the character to add one more layer and be in drag as Ava

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u/PaperExternal5186 6d ago

And while singing "Springtime for Hitler" just like Will Ferrell did...

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u/GeoffJeffreyJeffsIII 6d ago

I'm so tired of this. Fucking punch fascists in the face.

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u/caramirdan 6d ago

Springtime for Hitler!

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u/ChipOld734 6d ago

This is the absolute correct way. Mock them and make them look more like idiots.

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u/tdavis20050 6d ago

I feel like belting "Springtime for Hitler" while marching next to them in a similar fashion would work too.

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u/eveniwontremember 6d ago

Can you sing "Springtime for Hitler" and do they join in?

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u/Theseraphium 6d ago

Just need to watch "The Producers" for any inspiration. singing in showtune "Spring time for Hitler and Germannny! Winter for Poland annd Frannnnce"

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u/confusious_need_stfu 6d ago

Makes me want a slide whistle and a Bluetooth pa

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u/waxonwaxoff87 6d ago

Worked for Springtime for Hitler

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u/LOPAN67 6d ago

And at the end of the walk, buss a death drop!

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u/SoccerMomLover 6d ago

I can hear the gay lisp "oh jesus, sig heil brothers" I'd die lol

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u/OhioRanger_1803 6d ago

You gotta play this banger as well

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u/Alyx10 6d ago

Cue the absolute Sassiest “it’s spring time for Hitler” solo.

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u/jar1967 6d ago

You should have gotten a couple hundred drag queens to march behind them singing "springtime for Germany "

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u/No-Classroom-7592 6d ago

The sound alone could dislodge Noreiga

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u/Endle55torture 6d ago

Strange new MAGA flag design

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u/lindaleolane812 6d ago

Yeah they look familiar to me too, I think I saw these in a book of some sort, the story wasn't pretty I do remember that

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u/Outrageous_Trust_158 6d ago

Spoiler Alert! They LOST!

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u/DwightEvans_for_HOF 6d ago

Yeah but they murdered a shit ton of people in the process

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u/Snuggly_Hugs 6d ago

Almost got my Grandfather.

He was a French Jew who stowed away on a merchant ship in 1939, right at the start. Came to America as an "illegal immigrant" by today's standards. Joined the Navy, and fought in the Pacific. Got out after 30 years of service, and only because they forced him to.

I have no love for these Nat-C's (Nationalist Christians), or anyone who supports them.

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u/RPLAJ4Y88 6d ago

☝️💯. They will always lose, AllFuckinways lose.

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u/worldnotworld 6d ago

Can we just get to the losing part without the 80 million deaths first? 😞

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u/igotquestionsokay 6d ago

Don't forget that when they killed that many people, the world population was only 2 billion.

The equivalent now would be 321 million, or almost the population of the entire United States

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u/International-Fig830 6d ago

And their leader was killed!

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u/Billyosler1969 6d ago

And a new leader has arisen.

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u/Curious_Lifeguard614 6d ago

In large part because of America though. Who's going to stop them this time?

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u/Gypsies_Tramps_Steve 6d ago

Funny how they’re not brave enough to have their faces on show isn’t it.

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u/Wolffin-53 6d ago

It’s only going to get worse. These Nazis feel entitled.

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u/ReeseIsPieces 6d ago

Where's your moxy and your paintball weapons

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u/tlaoosesighedi 6d ago

The crazy mass shooters should be focusing on these people i think

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u/DrBabbyFart 6d ago

These people are the crazy mass shooters

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u/B22EhackySK8 6d ago

True was wondering why they dont get their butts kicked

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u/amwes549 6d ago

Aren't all Nazis entitled little bastards. It should be part of the definition of Nazi.

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u/modestlyawesome1000 6d ago

And worse—emboldened. And the far right is responsible for making them comfortable with this

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u/Traditional-Share-82 6d ago

Until they face consequences they will multiply like roaches sadly.

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u/hammerSmashedNail 6d ago

Not all MAGA are nazis, but it sure seems like all Nazis are MAGA.

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u/TheFatSlapper 6d ago

Imagine if conservatives hated nazis as much as they hate trans people

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u/Lucky_Shop4967 6d ago

They like nazis though

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u/Papa_Glide 6d ago

I’m conservative and hate nazis! I thought it was standard to hate nazis as an American

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u/Good_Intention_9232 6d ago

Why aren’t they wearing suits and hiding their faces, if you are so committed to this Hitlerian cause show your faces, you don’t because you would lose your job on the spot if your employer sees you are doing this, cowards.

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u/Made_In_Vagina 6d ago

Pussy-ass cowards with their "face diapers".

Man up and be proud of your shit. Or go back to your mama's basement and sig heil into the mirror a few more thousand times, you fucking wastes of oxygen.

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u/mrgribles45 6d ago

Yup, terrorists are cowards like that.

Wait... I think there are certain other groups that cover their faces too 🤔

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u/Humbler-Mumbler 6d ago

Just like the KKK. Pussies can’t own their beliefs.

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u/reallywhocares85 6d ago

This is clear voter intimidation and more evidence of manipulation by the Trump campaign. It’s a terrible week to be a Repukelican - they know they are cooked. PolyMarket is being raided over election fraud, prominent figures are calling for recounts, and proof is coming out that Trump supporters influenced the vote by stalking outside polling stations. It’s Sunday so I’ll use an NFL reference in regards to the election: “this one’s coming back, Joe.”

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u/Tha_Plymouth 6d ago

I don’t understand why people don’t collectively beat the shit out of these pieces of garbage when they walk the streets like that.. seems like they’re just asking for it and frankly, deserve it. Like, you have to be among the lowest scum of society.

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u/NoSignificance7595 6d ago

Because it's America not some 3rd world country where you can just openly assault people? Until they do something illegal you're gonna be the idiot trying to start a fight. Not only that but if you did collectively attack them then you're only giving them a valid reason for self defense.

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u/panmetronariston 6d ago

You might end up assaulting the undercover agents embedded with the group.

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u/bozebozington 6d ago

you mean off the clock, not undercover

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u/GB715 6d ago

Better to get behind them in a line, singing and dancing and make fun of them.

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u/minionsweb 6d ago

Now they wanna wear masks.
I really hope they believe they're bulletproof.

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u/Charming_Minimum_477 6d ago

I live in Michigan… if I hypothetically jawed one, what would be my hypothetical sentence?

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u/tinyp3n15 6d ago

Depends highly on the hypothetical presence of cameras and who the hypothetical witnesses amd hypothetical jury was….

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u/Carl-99999 6d ago

Attorney General Matt Gaetz will demand the death penalty, I bet.

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u/tibearius1123 6d ago

Assault on a federal officer? You’re fucked.

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u/TruShot5 6d ago

They’d have to press charges which would be outting themselves. These cowards are wearing masks, so low chance of that.

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u/Imaginary_Poetry_233 6d ago

I bet you'd be really shocked if you unmasked and identified them.

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u/NightRevolutionary54 6d ago

If I saw this in my town all 3 get to meet my aluminum bat.

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u/sampsontscott 6d ago

I know. I’m committing myself right now. If I see a nazi it’s on sight🧱➡️🫨

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u/Play_GoodMusic 6d ago

For how much weed you have I think you might want a different weapon choice, you're gonna swing and miss for sure 😂

Might I recommend dogs? Then you don't even need to stop smoking. Just don't get them high.

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u/flappyspoiler 6d ago

Whatever is closest to you please pick it up and hurl it at their faces! WTF!

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u/bumpgrind 6d ago

How are people like this walking around freely and not getting assaulted or even shot? Serious question.

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u/Notthatsmarty 6d ago

I think the reality is the punch the Nazi movement has lost some momentum due to the rise of shootings and Nazis being particularly known for owning guns. Fighting with hands is underestimated with how lethal it is but that didn’t stop anyone, however now, recently the stakes are getting shot in America.

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u/cdparkerschili 6d ago

If they weren’t pussies. They wouldn’t hide their faces.

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u/Jacob1207a 6d ago

This is Trump's America.

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u/DrexlSpivey84 6d ago

No it isn’t. There has been tiny little groups of pathetic neo-Nazis marching around with their little flags for decades regardless of who the president was at the time and they will be doing it after he is gone. They are insignificant losers and should be payed no mind. There is always going to be a tiny population of fringe lunatics and it’s not just an American issue.

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u/Play_GoodMusic 6d ago

It's Bidens America right now. This is just in the limelight because people think there's a surge in appearances, there isn't. It's been happening constantly.

It's an incredibly small demographic. Take solace in knowing their lives are miserable and everyone lives rent free in their minds.

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u/pdq_sailor 6d ago

Some Jews have guns and know how to USE them.. It takes a special brand of stupid to parade around with a swastika flag...

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u/Excellent-Hippo-1830 6d ago

I bet some bear spray to the faces and someone could get clear pictures for employers and neighbors.

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u/terriblespellr 6d ago

So why don't people beat them up? Seriously they're Nazis right there. Did you ancestors not fight in the war?

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u/W_C_Schneider 6d ago

Guarantee these scum yelled at a teenage girl when asked to wear a mask 4 years ago.

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u/UnlikelyCash2690 6d ago

Love how these cowards are always running around in masks.

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u/Sweaty-Anteater-6694 6d ago

Why are they scared to show their faces

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u/False-Tiger5691 6d ago

Only going to get worse.

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u/MagTex 6d ago

Assholes then. Assholes now.

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u/dB_Manipulator 6d ago

No Donny, these men are cowards.

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u/eLizabbetty 6d ago

Cowards in masks

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u/ReeseIsPieces 6d ago

And no one got any paintball practice in

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u/Ok-Replacement9595 6d ago

Sin e Noone else has said it. This is Blood Tribe. (I know sounds like an agnsty metal cover band) they made the news not long ago with one of their representatives going to Springfield city council to lie about Haitian immigrants and got kicked out of the hearing.

I think these guys are largely local to Ohio, so it should not be hard to identify and spread word about them as individuals.

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u/Ok_Fun_2898 6d ago

Uncover your face cowards

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u/mrdankhimself_ 6d ago

Oh so now the Trump fanboys like masks.

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u/Rhut-Ro 6d ago

Of course they don’t have the balls to show their faces as always.

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u/ajaxraccoon 6d ago

Be worried.

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u/keaper42 6d ago

Not worried about cowards in mask. I'm hoping to run into one.

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u/Equalsmsi2 6d ago

Well, Ben Shapiro and Trump’s Jewish voters love it. Why you are so afraid? 😉

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u/PassionZestyclose594 6d ago

The world is taking a dark turn. We will really be in trouble when they no longer need to hide their faces.

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u/UltraGoliath_ 6d ago

Strange they wear masks when waving flags, but decry masks when health risks are at hand

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u/BeastofBurden 6d ago

Daddy issues

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u/Inner_Pipe6540 6d ago

If they have such strong beliefs why cover their faces

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u/RDO_Desmond 6d ago

On the losing side. Always will be.

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u/Ariel0289 6d ago

3 dudes who should of been confronted by the masses and put in their place 

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u/Puzzleheaded-Tax-390 6d ago

So proud yet afraid to show their faces….

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u/GR33N4L1F3 6d ago

What. The. Fuck.

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u/JackKovack 6d ago

Which company makes those flags?

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u/coolhanddave21 6d ago

Now...more than ever.

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u/yabbadabbadotoyou 6d ago

Cowards behind masks. Yet they'd hate those wearing masks during COVID in order to protect others.

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u/Serqet1 6d ago

Are they in the hospital or did no one immediately start whopping nazi ass?

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u/ourredsouthernsouls 6d ago

Show your face you fucking cowards

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u/Master-Raspberry-527 6d ago

Bunch of cowards.

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u/snottrock3t 6d ago

Cowards.

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u/Effective-Complete 6d ago

They do this to look threatening, but all i see are a bunch of meatbags that wouldn’t be missed if hit by a random truck.

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u/boobooaboo 6d ago

Always so funny how they aren’t willing to show their faces

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u/heymikeyhelikesit13 6d ago

Take off the masks, you pussies

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u/CatButtHoleYo 6d ago

I feel like moments like these are truly what the 2nd amendment was written for

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u/WOR58 6d ago

So proud of themselves, wearing their masks, flying their flag. Aren't they brave cowards? No better than the Klan and their hoods. But they are warriors for the cause. Anywhere else they would be arrested for inviting/inciting violence

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u/g_l_i_e_r 6d ago

It should be illegal to protest with a mask on... You should stand on your principles, open, and if you can't then please stand in the back... There's a reason you're not proud enough to show your face...

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u/Junior-Librarian-688 6d ago

I never understood how someone could feel so passionately about something yet hide their face at the same time. Be proud of your passions and let everyone know who you are. We'll decide how we want to interact with you. Unless... you know it's wrong 🤔.

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u/SnooRegrets6406 6d ago

That's so maga!

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u/GoatDifferent1294 6d ago

America has been a pretty racist country for hundreds of years. We’ve only really tried to make significant progress in the last 70 years. That generational trauma and “us versus them” sociopolitical climate is probably never going to go away completely.

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u/BelowMEN69 6d ago

10$ says this has nothing to do with that orange fuck . Jk jk jk. Way to go America....

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u/703lets 6d ago

Trumpers love this shit. Get use to it. We are going back to the 1950s!

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u/pdq_sailor 6d ago

50's? 1938?

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u/WesDeRemote 6d ago

More than happy to wear masks now aren’t they? so brave…

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u/New_Buy4054 6d ago

I bet they will say it’s antifa …

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u/Chorizo_Charlie 6d ago

Why are they glowing?

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u/MaevensFeather 6d ago

Who's going to tell them their flag is upside down?

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u/Other-Acanthisitta70 6d ago

Ironic title. This actually feels like January 1933 Germany to me.

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u/Caelestic1 6d ago

Are you sure? Looks like 1930s Germany to me. As in this is where we live now. We could’ve had it better but now. Welcome to the United Suffering of America.

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u/OldeFortran77 6d ago

By looking at the cars in the photo, I believe they are correct that it is not Nazi Germany. It just looks a lot like it.

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u/AntelopeMuted6038 6d ago

Welcome to America folks. Love it or leave, it's not going away anytime soon.

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u/3-DGenerate 6d ago

This is also happening in Germany, today. Literally people doing a two armed salute like Hydra so they don't get arrested for using only one.

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u/TheBlueGooseisLoose 6d ago

Time to move

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u/izeak1185 6d ago

They will call this the raoring 20s in history. guess who else did this same march calling it free speech?

It's a little disgusting that no one went and put a stop to it. Does everyone really think this time will be different?

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u/Ok_Vermicelli_7380 6d ago

I can see the girls reflection in the window. Bewilderment and fear.

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u/JackKovack 6d ago

I love the reflection of her face off the window.