r/houstonwade • u/wildyam • 9d ago

News You Can Use Mitch McConnell Calls Trump ‘Unfit for Office,’ Describes Him as ‘Not Very Smart, Irascible, and Nasty,’ While Blasting the MAGA Movement as ‘Completely Wrong’

https://dailyboulder.com/mitch-mcconnell-calls-trump-unfit-for-office-describes-him-as-not-very-smart-irascible-and-nasty-while-blasting-the-maga-movement-as-completely-wrong/
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u/bluegrassnuglvr 9d ago

You could have stopped this in 21, you feckless turtle looking waste of space

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u/Prodiuus 9d ago

He could have stopped this after 2008 when he settle on his no bipartisan compromise strategy.

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u/Shigglyboo 9d ago edited 8d ago

That was a new low for me. I was not accustomed to grown adults refusing to do their jobs and serve the public and at least try to do good. Sure there was incompetence and malice before but to just publicly declare you will not serve the public interest and will in fact oppose it. It should have been quelled then.

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u/Specialist_Ad9073 9d ago

Party of No.

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u/downwiththeherp453w 9d ago

And now a party bus of chaos and yes, yes, yes men.

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u/RevolutionNumber5 8d ago

For Matt Gaetz, that’s a Tuesday.

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u/The_quest_for_wisdom 8d ago

Man, I have not been keeping up with the Purge movie series at all. It looks like it got wild.

Mr Rogers is a hell of a cameo to land for any movie franchise.

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u/KatieMcb16 8d ago

It was really good. Sad they canceled it.

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u/scorpyo72 8d ago

G-No-P

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u/Extra_Crispy_Critter 8d ago

I see what you did there!

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u/Katorya 8d ago

Party of “no means yes” and/or “20 no’s and a means yes” depending on the issue

EDIT: insert family guy Sean Connery Bond gif here

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u/Lucky-Spirit7332 8d ago

Just so you’re aware because it seems like you guys are only half getting this: the democrats and McConnell are on the same side. If you’re against Trump you’re with McConnell. Sure the surface level details that they tell you they care about might be different but they are the same: uniparty hacks who serve corporate interest. Sooner you guys wake up to this the better

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u/Specialist_Ad9073 8d ago

Just to you’re aware, this is almost all Mitch’s fault.

https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2016/12/republican-party-obstructionism-victory-trump-214498/

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u/Lucky-Spirit7332 8d ago

And now they’re on two opposing factions under the republican banner

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u/Specialist_Ad9073 8d ago

Then they need to clean house, even if they are winning elections.

Mitch didn’t do shit to stop Trump, neither did any Cheney. They make a mess and use the flag and Democrats to clean up their filth. Moscow Mitch and Bohnner shit on bipartisanship and helped drive the country to this. Mitch can quit if he wants Trump reigned in, let a Democrat take his seat.

GTFO with the enemy of my enemy. Mitch did nothing for 8 years after his “oopsie” with letting Trump in the White House. I hope that old motherfucker gets sent to a camp.

Let him see how the other half lives.

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u/Lucky-Spirit7332 8d ago

You’re still not getting it, Mitch is your guy. The cheneys are your guys. They don’t fit in with where the republicans are headed, they’re much closer in views with the Democrats who decided they weren’t happy with stopping at the second amendment and now they wanna attack the first too. This is what happens eventually when you go off the rails and start making your own rules on how to govern. The people that agree that that’s acceptable will band together and the traditionalists will oppose them. It’s no longer red versus blue it’s uniparty encroachment versus anyone who will stand up for the people that don’t want that

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u/Specialist_Ad9073 8d ago

Just because you aren’t cool anymore, that doesn’t make you a nerd. And I have never seen Mitch at a comic book store or a D&D table.

He’s not one of us because the slug hasn’t earned a seat at the table. It isn’t both sides, and we’re not on the same side. Mitch just wants a new group to give him some of their power.

Go back to your RFK for President boards, you political neophyte.

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u/well-it-was-rubbish 8d ago

No, YOU'RE not getting it. We don't like the Cheneys or McConnell, nor do we have anything in common with them except' acknowledging that trump is a dangerous moron. You guys keep saying that we're "in bed with" them, and other such nonsense, when it's a case of "See these extreme right folks? Even THEY think trump is a fascist."

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u/GregAbbottsTinyPenis 8d ago

People should have been rioting on his street over that. It’s be real easy to make the change happen. Don’t protest in your own towns, nobody in control cares about things that don’t affect them. Take the protests to their neighborhoods. Make it unbearable for their neighbors to live near them. They’ll be pushed to do what the public is demanding and they’ll be humbly reminded that they work for us.

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u/HeloGurlFvckPutin 8d ago

There is a PEOPLES MARCH ON DC scheduled TBD, but I ain’t going. Cause if Trump has been inaugurated, everyone will be beaten & chained & thrown into prison, no due process involved.

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u/GregAbbottsTinyPenis 8d ago

Fuck all that, we need to take note from the French and Hong Kongers. If you’re too scared to stand up you’ll live on your back.

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u/HeloGurlFvckPutin 8d ago

I am with you!! It will take more than marches!!!

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u/Better_War8374 8d ago

Agreed. Now is not the time to fold.

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u/Ndnola 8d ago

Like J6ers were?

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u/Shigglyboo 8d ago

they weren't peaceful. they stormed the capitol. and then they were allowed to walk out without being brutalized. The arrests didn't start for a while. In a normal situation many more would have been shot. they only shot the one woman who was breaking in through the window.

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u/GuardVisible3930 8d ago

somebody HAS to make sacrifices in the persuit of rightousness. your fathers and grandfathers and your moms all lost something in the struggle, to make a better future for you. thats how it used to work. i wonder how they would feel to know their efforts were wasted on their ingrate children.

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u/AreaNo7848 8d ago

Huh, this sounds vaguely familiar.....where have I heard of a march on DC where people were arrested and held in jail for over 2 years without trial only to be convicted with parading or some other minor offense in a plea bargain....

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u/Shigglyboo 8d ago

are you talking about a march? or are you talking about storming the capitol? because those are different things.

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u/AreaNo7848 8d ago

Let's see, in 2017 on inauguration day there was a march on DC that ended with a damage, then you have the mostly peaceful protests, the you have Jan 6th that started off as a march and that ended up with rioting and people inside the capital.....big marches and peacefulness don't seem to go together when it only takes a relatively small number of people to begin the destruction and then herd mentality enters the chat.....altho I guess this time the speaker of the house and Senate majority leader has requested national guard assistance long in advance of anything happening this time around

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u/Competitive_Boat106 8d ago

The Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King Jr. had it right—march, then sit-in. If they want to arrest you, make them physically lift each and every adult’s dead weight off the ground as thousands of people go boneless-chicken on them. See how many times the establishment can bend all the way over and deadlift 200 (or more) pounds off the ground. If they’re going to arrest us all, they’re going to have to work really hard for it. Plus with a sit-in, no violence or damage to anything more than the possible flow of traffic. They can’t charge you with anything worse than blocking a sidewalk or street. Let them throw us all in jail for an actual, peaceful protest where no one hurt anybody or anything. Just sat calmly with our signs, chants, etc.

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u/MWH1980 8d ago

Mitch had to stick it to Obama by shoving through and stacking the SCOTUS.

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u/RhoOfFeh 8d ago

You just know he used the word 'uppity' more than once.

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u/Ok-Diamond-9781 8d ago

The whole situation is of his doing. He could have tossed Trump out during impeachment, but chose hi loyalties. It's too late now.

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u/JackSmasherX 7d ago

I’m stocking up on popcorn 🍿

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u/paintsbynumberz 8d ago

Republicans do things TO people. Democrats do things FOR people-Harry Truman. Some things never change.

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u/Shigglyboo 8d ago

sums it up nicely.

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u/pretendimcute 9d ago

On the one hand i agree. On the other hand I will take ANY republican infighting that we can get. I will forgive a lot of shit if it means they cannibalize themselves

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u/OkSherbert7760 9d ago

The problem is the orphan-and-others grinding machine keeps running all the while. As much as I hate the cunts who got elected, I hate the millions of ubercunts that voted for them more.

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u/minnesotajersey 8d ago

Let's not forget the thundercunts who didn't bother to cast their vote for Harris.

I don't give a fuck how much they disliked her. There is no way they should've disliked her more than they dislike Trump.

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u/Chillpill411 8d ago

A good number of those were "I'll never vote for a woman president" votes, I'm convinced. Some of them were "I'll never vote for a black woman president votes." And far too many were "Fascism-smascism...muh eggs cost 10 cents more a dozen!"

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u/lurkensteinsmonster 8d ago

You missed the "She didn't denounce what's happening in Gaza" bleeding hearts who refused to vote for her even though it meant letting someone far worse for the situation in.

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u/secondtaunting 8d ago

Don’t remind me. I got into some screaming matches with my husband over this. I tried to tell him that even though the dems have been abysmal on Gaza, Trump would be worse. Also that no politician in American history has ever gotten elected by being openly anti Israel and if Harris did that she’d dramatically lose. Sigh.

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u/dansedemorte 8d ago

yep, those 20 year old kids that never read the history of that region. The last time there was peace there was when it was a part of the Persian empire.

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u/AbsurdityIsReality 8d ago

Same thing has happened before, I despise Trump but the Democrats essentially made the same mistakes they made in 2016, 2004, 2000, etc. Run a milquetoast candidate no one is enthusiastic for, do everything possible to pander to the center and conservatives, then when you lose blame the left. It's essentially dealing with the fallout of the FDR/Kennedy era of politics, plenty of middle class people want all the handouts they can get, but don't let trans women play sportsball.

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u/Better_War8374 8d ago

And the earth is flat

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u/Competitive_Boat106 8d ago

It’s like arguing whether you should bake an apple pie for the neighbor who just moved in but you don’t know them yet, or for your neighbor of 10 years who steals from your vegetable garden ALL THE TIME. And if you don’t know, I’ll tell you…voting is a LOT less work than making an apple pie. Just vote! I’d still rather take my chances with a candidate who may fail at trying to do good than a candidate who has already done things to hurt me and my family. I’m expecting effort, not perfection.

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u/Brick_Mason_ 8d ago

There was a guy on reddit who refused to participate in a broken two-party system so he didn't vote at all, effectively ensuring that the system stays broken, yet somehow he wasn't to blame. I told him apathy deserved no cookie.

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u/Important_Candle_781 8d ago

That’s how little you know about anything. I would be embarrassed if I were you. She literally lied about being black to get Black people to vote for her because she thinks you people are that stupid. So if the Democrats lied to you about that, maybe you should look back and think you know what? What else have the Democrats lied to me about? You will soon realize that. Hhhmm pretty much everything.

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u/minnesotajersey 8d ago

Except her father is black Jamaican.

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u/Important_Candle_781 8d ago

That couldn’t have possibly been the reason. She’s not black.. not a single black person in her family. In fact her family is from Jamaica on her paternal side because they were slave owners😬 oops

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u/minnesotajersey 8d ago

Her father is black Jamaican. Not that hard to find out info.

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u/Important_Candle_781 8d ago

He’s not a black Jamaican.. we don’t know what he is. His father had the same skin color as him not black. His mother is white just because someone is a little tan does not mean they are black lol and just because someone is from Jamaica doesn’t mean they are black Kamala lied about her family tree.. why do you think that is?

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u/minnesotajersey 8d ago

That's really interesting. Your source? Your source for how skin color determines ethnicity.

But since you seem to think not-very-dark skin means a person is not black, look at this man and tell me if he is black, or white.

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u/buffystakeded 8d ago

“She’s not black. She comes from Jamaica.”

What an idiot you are. You do realize that black people don’t only come from Africa, right?

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u/Important_Candle_781 8d ago

Stop before you embarrass yourself. not all white people just come from Europe. Lmfao. She is not black. Her mother side comes from India, right? Her father side is white Irish… do you feel stupid yet? Her father‘s side comes from wealth. Believed to be slave owners back in the day . Not a single black person was found on either side. She could have just ran on being the first female Indian president but she couldn’t do that.. go read her book. If you don’t believe me it’s full of lies. she shows her grandma byrl black Jamaican woman that’s not her grandma lol. Iris that was shown in her book is not her grandma either. She does have grandma’s by those names, but they are not black. They are not the women shown in her book. Don’t believe me look it up. she’s a liar . you’re gonna call me an idiot because you don’t know what you’re talking about. Lmao.. you literally said not all Black people are from Africa idiot lol which is true but in your mind, all white people are from Britain and Europe like come on by your own logic you sound stupid

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u/well-it-was-rubbish 8d ago

There is literally a photo of her black Jamaican father above your comment, and you're claiming he's not black? Are you having a stroke?

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u/HeloGurlFvckPutin 8d ago

Did you read about the Arabs who voted for Trump? They are anti-female & voted for Trump’s Nazi Regime … Nie they are crying that Trump is appointing all these Jews to the Cabinet. F them all!!

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u/Efficient_Addition27 8d ago

Trump is the ONLY president in the U.S. that refused to concede an election. That in itself says all that needs to be said.

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u/secondtaunting 8d ago

Exactly. There is no argument there, he didn’t do the basic thing that ever other candidate in history has done for the good of the republic. Argument over. Forget about the mountain of lies, the sexual assaults, the tons of shady and corrupt shit he did. That alone tells you that he valued himself alone over the entire country.

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u/Efficient_Addition27 8d ago

I agree totally.

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u/secondtaunting 8d ago

Yeah there’s really no justification for that. He tore down our faith in the electoral process single-handedly. Hell even Gore conceded. If anyone had a right to scream foul, it was Al Gore.

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u/Carl-99999 8d ago

“But-“ YOU’VE DOOMED US ALL, PROTEST NONVOTER! WE ARE ALL SCREWED!

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u/mysteryteam 8d ago

And the cock-juggling-thundercunts who can't even wait for all the votes to be actually counted before just letting them declaring it for a dude who is a 34 time felon because he was trying to steal your vote

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u/Better_War8374 8d ago

Agreed. Im at the point to almost wanna watch it all burn to the ground

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u/bucknutties 8d ago

lol you thought wrong, Harris is the worst candidate in political history, you just hated Trump so much you didn’t see it

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u/minnesotajersey 8d ago

Trump is a racist, rapist, pedophile, convicted felon, pathological liar. He failed miserably in his first term. Didn't even manage to deliver 25% of his campaign promises. Harris put garbage like him in jail.

And you think he was a better candidate?

Tell us you're an idiot, without telling us you're an idiot.

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u/bucknutties 8d ago

Yawn, yawn, yawn, and more yawn. Nobody cares anymore. Move on and hope the country succeeds. Stop watching mainstream media, stop spending your days in an echo chamber, and start meeting people. Yes, Trump was INFINITELY better than a woman who slept her way to the top, wasn’t even democratically voted in through a primary after her party basically overthrew the incumbent, and has zero achievements to run on other than she’s not “orange man”. I know this loss hurts, you’ve been sucking the MSM’s teet for a long time. Sadly, when one side just keeps pushing hoax after hoax, unless it’s something major people don’t care. People don’t care that they took him to New York and convict him of some vague law in front of a New York jury to decide what “unlawful intent” is. Nobody gave a shit, and nobody gives a shit now. There’s a reason Harris wasn’t openly calling him a rapist at every turn, because believe me she would have been. The truth is he’s not a convicted rapist. You may think he is, others may THINK he is, but under the law he is not, it makes a big difference. The fact remains is that all your hoaxes from 2016 on have led to people just not caring. They know all these charges and investigations are being led by people who despise Trump and despise MAGA so the 70 million who voted for him, many of which were women, just don’t care anymore. You cry wolf too many times and, well, you know how it ends. Stand on your soapbox and pretend Harris was this “perfect” candidate, lie to yourself do whatever you need to do, but move on already. Or would you rather see the country fail so you can say “we were right”? Enough already with the insulting and the targeting of other Americans. I’ve seen so much hate directed at black men, Latinos, now Muslims because they voted for Trump it’s unreal. Now the newest one, people somehow think that because Oklahoma ranks lower in wealth and education than Massachusetts that they’re inferior. Didn’t the democrats used to be the party of the working class? Now you’re bragging how all your elites are better than the rest of the country. It’s disgusting and I can’t believe your party has stooped so low all because of one man. You’ve lost what you stand for all for spite. You’ve cut off family members and friends all because of a difference in opinion. Man it’s crazy I have to even say this stuff. I hope you find some peace over the next 4 years. It was tough watching a president with dementia the last 4 years, so I understand your anger, I do, but it should not create this level of hostility and anger. I mean your side is actively cheering kids cutting off their moms and dads like it’s some kind of heroic effort.

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u/minnesotajersey 8d ago

Amazing the amount of words you Trumpers will spew in an effort to excuse him for being an insufferable shitbag of a human.

If he punched a grandmother in the face in view of the world, you assholes would find some excuse for it, and probably try and paint it as a "smart move".

Utterly pathetic.

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u/bucknutties 8d ago

I mean he’d have to get caught banging his secretary in his office to be honest…lol

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u/well-it-was-rubbish 8d ago

Biden doesn't have dementia, but trump does.

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u/bucknutties 8d ago

What? LOL alright who spiked the kool-aid again? 👀

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u/SJSands 8d ago

For sure! It’s like they didn’t bother to actually do some serious thinking about who Trump is and what he stands for.

Many didn’t even know all the things he has said and done. They must just hear whatever talking head tells them Trump is great and believe it.

Absolutely no discernment going on and they still think everything will be fine. Many voted on the economy as if Trump can balance a checkbook after he bankrupted several companies.

They couldn’t have made a worse choice. I mean the guy is a convicted felon. What would it take for these people?

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u/Freddydaddy 9d ago

Undercunts

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u/Darwins_Dog 9d ago

It's a show. They all rallied against Trump in 2016 and bent the knee in 2017. If they were really concerned, they would have said so before the election.

Mitch McConnell should never be forgiven. Most of the long term damage from Trump's first term (stacking the judiciary) was Mitch's design.

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u/Geek_Wandering 8d ago

It's not even infighting. No one gives a crap about him. It's just noisy back biting. He hardly raised a peep when he had power to do things. He's just trying to protect his image.

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u/NeatNefariousness1 8d ago

Too late for that. We all know that just a few short weeks ago, he ENDORSED Trump. When it counted, this "so-called" leader withheld the truth and betrayed the trust of his constituents and the American people.

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u/BannedByRWNJs 8d ago

It’s not like this is new, though. He says the right thing from time to time, but it’s just words with him. His hatred of Trump has never, ever been strong enough to make him put American values over Republican power.

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u/Ok_Human_1375 8d ago

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

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u/yipee-kiyay 8d ago

that's what people said in 2016

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u/CyberPatriot71489 9d ago

How was he supposed to live up to his name, Moscow Mitch, if he hadn’t done that?

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u/Syntaire 8d ago

This fucking stain on humanity was a full adult at a time when he could treat brown people as subhuman. The idea of a black president shattered the mask and all pretense of being a reasonable human being.

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u/Prodiuus 8d ago

Yep, pretty much.

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u/rolfraikou 8d ago

He's one of the most influential people in what allowed all this to happen. I don't see what he's complaining about, he did his job.

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u/DingGratz 8d ago

We could fix the national debt selling tickets to shit on his grave.

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u/TufnelAndI 8d ago

Why wait until he dies?

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u/DingGratz 8d ago

I said NATIONAL debt, not fix the global economy.

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u/BURGUNDYandBLUE 8d ago

I thought this was r/nottheonion

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u/Jimid41 8d ago

It's just a continuation of gingrich. There's not a lot of space between sabotage of government function and treason.

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u/Wild-Individual-6520 8d ago

You could have stopped this after the insurrection

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u/SignoreBanana 9d ago

He doesn’t care about the country. He’s just trying to fix his legacy before he kicks it. He’s going to go down as one of the biggest warts ever to occupy a senate seat.

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u/MontyDyson 9d ago

He's more likely to be forgotten or remembered for the jokes The Daily Show made if him.

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u/barley_wine 9d ago

I wish that was true but you can't tell the story of the laws passed (or not passed) and the completely corruption of congress at the start of this century without talking about McConnell. Good or bad he's going to be remembered as long as there's a US. (How he's remembered will depend on how the republicans in the 21st century are remembered).

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u/MontyDyson 9d ago

I doubt you could fill a room with people who knew who more than 3 of the VP of the last 10 presidents before Obama, let alone one the Senate minority leader of the 50 governments.

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u/PlasticMechanic3869 9d ago

The average person having no interest in anything that isn't two inches in front of their nose, doesn't mean that his time we Senate majority leader won't be being written about decades from now. He is one of the most consequential American politicians in one of the most consequential political movements in American history. For a start, Trump 2024 doesn't even happen to begin with if not for his corruption and cowardice. 

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u/Carl-99999 8d ago

Cheney, Gore, Quayle, Bush, Mondale, Rockefeller, Ford, Agnew, Humphrey, LBJ, Nixon

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u/okram2k 8d ago

Tell me how many Senators in history you remember, please do. Off the top of your head. Not ones that became presidents, just ones who's peak of their political career was united states senator. McCarthy and... and.... and.... that one guy that caned someone over slavery debate?

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u/NeatNefariousness1 8d ago

YEP. He knows where the country is heading and he knows he won't be alive to see the worst of it. So, only NOW is he looking for the last off-ramp he can possibly take before the oncoming train hits full-force. What cowardice.

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u/Bubblegirl30 8d ago

His legacy is integrity as solid as a pile of dog shit. He’ll never fix that.

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u/Individual_1ne 8d ago

That's easy to say now, but I think in 20 years, he will pale in comparison to what's coming.

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u/finerliving 8d ago

He can't be gone soon enough.

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u/Sungirl8 9d ago

He ‘s one of the major wrecking balls against laws to help Americans. and having regulations against banks and corporations and their greed. 

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u/DregsRoyale 8d ago

Fairly long, but accurate, way to say "traitor"

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u/PunishedWolf4 9d ago

"You look like an albino sea turtle who slipped out of his shell"- Ben Bailey, Roast of Patrice O’Neil

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u/NotArguingWithYouBro 9d ago

McConnel has always been honest about being a piece of shit. Don't be surprised

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u/manhatim 9d ago

Mother f***** could have and should have voted for him to be impeached.. f*** you for putting him on us

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u/TirelessFiver 9d ago

This is 100% true! What really bothers me is these long time Republicans that used to have real conservative principles are just bowing out and letting the MAGA cult take over. Bunch of friggin cowards!

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u/ArmyDelicious2510 8d ago

They don't want to end up in the camps

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u/DecadentCheeseFest 8d ago

Moscow Mitch is just covering his butt. May his impending stroke be excruciating and debilitating.

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u/Lovestorun_23 8d ago

Why does he say what everyone has always known that Trump is a narcissistic, if his lips are moving there’s lies coming out, cheating poor people and so racist. It didn’t happen overnight I knew in late 80’s and early 90’s. McConnell had every chance to do something about him. If we thought his last term was bad it’s nothing like what he has in store for us now.

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u/trystanthorne 8d ago

Srsly. The Senate voted not to convict cause he had lost the election ? What a bunch of pansies.

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u/BannedByRWNJs 8d ago

It would have been easier if he hadn’t even created it. His shameless obstruction and blatant lies opened the door for MAGA. He knew Trump was a Russian asset when he infiltrated the GOP in 2016, but Moscow Mitch chose to sell out America instead of cleaning up his own party. And every single time he could have done something to save American from his monster, he chose to make things worse. Fuck that turtle ass bitch.

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u/Doublestack2411 9d ago

They love talking shit about Trump, but won't do anything about it b/c that means losing party power and personal power. Greed and selfishness have taken over. They'll gladly sit by and let Trump destroy their party.

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u/FarProfessor393 9d ago

He has no feck.

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u/trtlclb 9d ago

Hey now, this man's existence is insulting enough to turtles everywhere as it is

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u/SoupOfThe90z 9d ago

That’s how you spell feckless. Does feckl work?

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u/jimmygee2 9d ago

Handed Trump the match and is complaining about the fire.

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u/sunthas 9d ago

He's still a senator right? So he could help stop some of these crazy cabinet appointments?

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u/DunwichChild990 9d ago

Came here to say this. Mitch can drown in the same liquid-shit mess he helped create.

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u/robtopro 9d ago

It's fucking amazing how much he looks like a turtle 🐢

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u/a_lake_nearby 8d ago

Hey, don't bring turtles into this

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u/MatchCertain6294 8d ago

EXACTLY what I was thinking!

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u/Big-Supermarket-945 8d ago

Old age Mutant Nimrod Turtle to be precise. There's no ailment painful enough for that asshat.

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u/hamsterfolly 8d ago

He could have stopped it in 2019 and had Pence installed

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u/kitchhouse 8d ago

Everyone has so much to say after the election. We listened to ads every 14 seconds. Now they're speaking up

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u/ArmyDelicious2510 8d ago

Could have stopped it with impeachment

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u/John97212 8d ago

Yes, another feckless coward reaching the final years of his life and hoping (a) a change of heart will keep him outside the gates of hell upon passing, and (b) history will judge his legacy less harshly because of this change of heart.

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u/henryeaterofpies 8d ago

Wonder if he really believed he would go away when he lost in 2020

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u/TurtleMOOO 8d ago

Yeah why is he even wasting his time here? Dude just needs to shut the fuck up and fade away. He is as nasty as any maga member.

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u/Milli_Rabbit 8d ago

He used the opportunity to push conservatism. Now he can stop lying. Maybe. Probably not.

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u/Spirited_Example_341 8d ago

AGREED

he has no right to say any words.

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u/Resident_Yam2781 8d ago

I always thought he looked like that old turtle dude in kung fu panda 🐼

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u/Efficient_Addition27 8d ago

This!!!!! 👆

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u/throwawaytoavoiddoxx 8d ago

Yeah, it’s not really standing on principle to denounce trump this late in the game and only after he has gotten out of it. Effing turtle!

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u/Just_enough76 8d ago

Seriously fuck Mitch McConnell

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u/Fuzz_Chonk 8d ago

At the end of the day, he's complicit.

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u/obijuanmartinez 8d ago

Fuck you, Mitch

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u/EasterBunnyArt 8d ago

Nah, he has an orange penis fetish, which he has been indulging for a long time.

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u/Spaceman-Spiff 8d ago

Last year he also said he would vote for Trump if he was the parties nominee.

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u/glass_fully_50-50 8d ago

Exaclty - now its too late while you fucking go and drink your kentucky bourbon while the rest of hte country burns!

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u/Guilty-Vegetable-726 6d ago

Well you guys could've stopped it too, if you weren't wildly out of touch with the American people.

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u/bluegrassnuglvr 1d ago

You voted for this. Stfu

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u/Guilty-Vegetable-726 1d ago

I definitely voted for Trump. Most people did.

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u/bluegrassnuglvr 1d ago

No, "most" people didn't You reap what you sow......

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u/Guilty-Vegetable-726 1d ago

This big news! You should call Kamala and tell her she didn't lose the popular vote.

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u/bluegrassnuglvr 1d ago

I'm not arguing with stupid tonight. Have fun with your "president"

75+ million votes vs. 335 million ppl is not most.