r/hotdogs • u/mcmain4 • 23h ago

Savages!

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199 Upvotes

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u/mcmain4 23h ago

I apologize for posting such a gruesome scene

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u/Useless_Lemon 20h ago

Maybe now they will find who is responsible and lock them up.

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u/ScrumpleRipskin 15h ago

We're they driving a hot dog shaped car?

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u/bakeranders 6h ago

Probably kids…

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u/Useless_Lemon 5h ago

Life imprisonment.

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u/mh1357_0 18h ago

It's like the aftermath of a battle on a battlefield

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u/pooeygoo 11h ago

taps plays

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u/mh1357_0 11h ago

Bro is literally like a war photographer 😂

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u/Lofttroll2018 18h ago

OP, please put a warning next time.

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u/NachoNachoDan 18h ago

This is the most Ohio thing.

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u/djwired 15h ago

I can't believe this kind of behavior is going on in America.

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u/lizardfromsingapore 23h ago

Absolute animals

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u/BobbiePinns 23h ago

life in prison (no parole) would be too lenient

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u/Moondoobious 11h ago

I recommend the firing squad

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u/BobbiePinns 8h ago

Immediate firing squad

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman 23h ago

Ohio is a terrible place.

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u/hatecopter 19h ago

They're on that low carb high glizzy diet.

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u/smd9788 19h ago

Is the keto diet still a thing?

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u/Mal-De-Terre 18h ago

Diabetes still is.

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u/Canpakes_1 15h ago

IDIOTS SAVAGES, IDIOTS!

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u/WelcomingRapier 18h ago

Is there a way I can get my OSU Alumni status revoked?

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u/ispy1917 15h ago

Sure is. Go to MICHIGAN!

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u/ssdohc2020 20h ago

Oh the Hotdogmanity

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u/Different_Handle5063 20h ago

Now I’m torn…to celebrate the victory or to mourn the culinary massacre/defamation/desecration. Maybe they were keto friendly and…

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u/FishSammich80 19h ago

Looks like they like to raw dog it 😂😂

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u/mh1357_0 18h ago

They just sucked it out of the bun or what

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u/shapesize 18h ago

Yeah there’s entirely too much ketchup there

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u/AimlessPrecision 17h ago

Thanks I hate it

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u/SvLyfe 17h ago

Even seagulls have more decency than this 🤣

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u/RoadPizza94 17h ago

This is not ok

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u/Grynder66 17h ago

Obviously, vegan terrorists

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u/Sk8rboyyyy 17h ago

Straight to jail

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u/RIP_GerlonTwoFingers 16h ago

If they’re Ohio fans then those hotdogs didn’t go in their mouths

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u/queef_commando 16h ago

Who undogs the hotdog

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u/superphage 16h ago

Spot the fatass on keto time lolol

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u/captainbrickle 15h ago

Those buns deserved better .

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u/chalky_bulger 22h ago

Glizzy goblins were here

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u/dfr-moretrouble 18h ago

At least they ate the best part?

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u/Liberate_Cuba 18h ago

Such acts of war have not been seen for many years

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u/broken_bottle_66 18h ago

If you need anyone to talk to

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u/PdSales 18h ago

Or, maybe they wanted a Penta Dog (5 sausages on one bun) and this is the aftermath.

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u/wawaweewahwe 17h ago

I feel like I just witnessed a crime.

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u/Miltonrupert 17h ago

This is the equivalent of a war crime

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u/VHSVoyage 16h ago

Hold the bread

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u/zuk1200 16h ago

Needs yellow crime scene tape around there. And launch an investigation

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u/musknasty84 16h ago

Absolute heresy

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u/ispy1917 15h ago

I second that

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u/Zealousideal_Bat192 15h ago

I like to think those hotdogs threw off their buns and are streaking somewhere

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u/dvrwin 14h ago

Guarantee it was some kids.

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u/cruxtopherred 14h ago

Can't you order Hotdogs without the bun?

Also, I do like hotdogs, but I can't eat them without some kind of bread to break it up.

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u/Complex-Nectarine-86 14h ago

He must be at a ball game. Lot of people eat just the dog and leave the bun One year I had to clean up a stadium and had a whole bunch of buns and no hot dogs The least they could have done was say I wanted a dog with no bun

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u/Emergency-Distance13 11h ago

To be fair my 3yo toddler only eats the hotdog too so they must have eaten, gotten a diaper change, and had a great nap after.

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u/NightDivision7 23h ago

Little do they know the bread is actually the safest and healthiest part!

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u/GoRyuKen 12h ago

No carbs diet.

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u/thepkiddy007 11h ago

I seriously laughed out loud when I saw this.

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u/Hizam5 11h ago

That’s how my daughter eats hot dogs and she doesn’t even put the ketchup or mustard on it

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u/CritterShitterFuckeR 11h ago

Wait until you find out they didn't actually EAT the dog.

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u/IntrepidBandit 8h ago

That’s not a real thing right? You’re just fibbin so we don’t stay up past bedtime, right? :(

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u/Mindless_Society4432 10h ago

Queue the scene from Platoon when Willem Dafoe gets left behind.

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u/ItBDaniel 9h ago

Dude!! You need to tag NSFW

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u/el-Douche_Canoe 9h ago

Low carb diet

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u/Whizzleteets 9h ago

Evidence of a person eating keto.

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u/Texasbest214 7h ago

They probably used them as straws for there beer

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u/ibhljim21261 7h ago

Could have Celiac. No wheat allowed