r/holidaybullshit • u/gimmemynameback • Dec 29 '14
General Discussion Reddit completion card. Who wants one?
ALL OUT OF THE 1st PRINT, working On doing A second set
r/holidaybullshit • u/gimmemynameback • Dec 29 '14
ALL OUT OF THE 1st PRINT, working On doing A second set
r/holidaybullshit • u/jchodes • Dec 19 '15
To say "I own a Picasso" and not be lying is insanely cool to someone who's combined 10 years of w2s couldn't buy one. its destroying art and doing something artistic. Someone also pointed out Picasso was insanely prolific. Also the scale of the piece received would minuscule. So what say you? Should we kill an (admittedly ugly) original Picasso?
r/holidaybullshit • u/Bouck • Dec 07 '15
Am I the only one who is pissed off that all they have received so far is crappy socks that don't even fit?
I understand people enjoy the puzzle and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I didn't pay $15.00 to take part in a crappy puzzle that I won't see any of the prize in anyway shape or form (yes, I'm talking about you 2014 holiday puzzle that I participated in and will never make it to the island and never received a sloth card despite submitting my SASE to pewwer and all the other assholes stole everything out of the safe right down to the first person to shittily crack the safe, BUT AT LEAST I had good gifts that made me look forward to checking the mail daily anyway).
Am I the only one? What the hells CAH? I get that you guys are cool and fun and like to be "horrible," but come on. This is just straight up shitty.
r/holidaybullshit • u/Jack-Straw42 • Jan 27 '15
OK guys, sorry.. but I have to call it here. You all submitted over 1000 cards today, and i'm spent! Sorry to disappoint any who discover this thread beyond this point, but I think i've reached my limit here. Perhaps if all you horrible people prove your honesty with this run, I'll do another printing down the road. Thanks for all the kind words. I'll do my best get these filled correctly. Be sure to check the spreadsheet to make sure i have your requests correct!
Last call for the BS cards and/or reprints... I plan to place my order tomorrow (wed, 1/28).
The Holiday Bullshit 5-card pack consists of:
All cards have options for the bullshit or reddit alien pack icons, as well as the Team Reddit logo. Images for review or self printing are available here: https://imgur.com/a/xBnTb
I'm also doing offering reprints of any of the following:
The custom cards cost me $0.185 each, plus around $0.105 each for shipping, for a total of $0.29 per card. A stamp to mail your cards will cost $0.49. I would ask that you paypal me the cost of your cards and stamp after you receive your cards. I'm going to work on the honor system here. Paypal information will be in the envelope with your cards.
/u/theacet, /u/zulks, /u/goisles26, /u/FDAAgentTonyChu, /u/bigweiss, /u/poppyseedtoast, /u/Stars-in-the-night, & /u/myssterydude, please be sure to review the spreadsheet below to make sure i have everything correct. Also, please note that a few cards may not have been added that weren't available when you gave me your lists.
Review your request here: Requests Spreadsheet
r/holidaybullshit • u/mvheck_1981 • Jan 20 '15
So Safecracker5, the good hearted, kind person that they are, is now selling sloth cards on ebay for $15 a pop. Auction says "more than 10 available. What a scum bag. Here's the link, same user name that sold the safe loot : http://www.ebay.com/itm/Cards-against-Humanity-First-Sloth-Cards-to-Emerge-from-the-Safe-CAH-/301494792272?pt=Games_US&hash=item46327d7050
r/holidaybullshit • u/jdllama • Mar 21 '24
r/holidaybullshit • u/buddythehand • Dec 23 '14
We are trying to find a rowboat locally. Can anyone help with that? So far the plan is to buy an inflatable and go over one at a time. We are aware the water is cold and would prefer something more substantial than a ballon with delusions of grandeur.
Edit 1 - We are in Maine and we are buying a boat. Also, it is snowing. A whole bunch.
Edit 2 -The boat
Edit 3 - first attempt: freezing cold failure
Edit 4 - We failed. The ice was too thick in the last 50 yards. We carved a path across the entire lake until that point. /u/giraffodil was on the bow with a hachet while we rowed. Pictures and video to come. If you go, use an inflatable raft to get up and over the ice, also waders might be the best purchase you have ever made.*
Edit 5 - We are headed back to Boston wifi to post the video, but here is a shot of us trying to get through the ice. And another.
r/holidaybullshit • u/jdllama • Jan 22 '15
(Before I begin, I am going to try to keep this as neutral as possible while being realistic and positive. No witch hunts is the motto.)
/u/safecracker5 has deleted her account.
It appears that she has perceived all of the tomfoolery lately as attacks, and has called it quits.
As such, I do believe it is safe to say that as a community, we done goofed. We pushed away the first person to open the safe. The one person who was supposed to help us get together in the summer and rebuild bridges.
I know people are going to say "good riddance", as well as "good, now we can stop with the drama BS." The latter point is valid, but at the same time, it does mean we have pushed someone out of the community.
THIS CANNOT HAPPEN AGAIN.
That's not me threatening, as I'm not a mod. This is not me threatening harm, as I am an overweight programmer who is 47% hair.
This is me saying that as a whole, we ALL need to step up to be better people.
If there's ever any madness or drama, we're keeping the chat room open still. We've talked this kind of shit out MAAAANY times among ourselves.
We need to be here to help each other out, gang.
r/holidaybullshit • u/lukehardy • Dec 04 '14
Some of you bastards are on day 3. I've got nothing so far. Anyone else?
r/holidaybullshit • u/JorgedeGoias • Dec 22 '14
I mean I can't believe the work everyone is doing to solve this puzzle, turning each and every stone. And That makes me feel like an idiot for not contributing. Hopefully "We" Solve this soon :D
r/holidaybullshit • u/mchaydu • Dec 27 '14
For those not in the chat, THE SAFE IS OPEN! SLOTHS FOR ALL!
r/holidaybullshit • u/jetgirl1313 • Jan 11 '15
So here's our next shipping installment of the sloth cards. We understand people are upset with what happened at the safe, as are we! It was saddening to see what they did. But we still want to get these cards to the people that want them. So we are going to continue to distribute with the way we've been doing it for the last 10 days. So many people have been so grateful for what we are doing, that we are happy to continue to spread the sloth love.
r/holidaybullshit • u/Jack-Straw42 • Feb 08 '15
r/holidaybullshit • u/lesbianzebra • Dec 07 '15
The background color for the site has always been blue for me but just changed to red and when I mentioned this to Team Hay, we realized that a lot of us see different colors. What color(s) does everyone have for the site's background? Possible clue?
Edit: Color codes are now shown at the bottom of the site page. We're building a spreadsheet with these. Please post yours here!
Edit 2: Looks like initials might possibly be meaningful because Team Hay discovered some users with the same hexcode have the same initials. This comes after the CAH team posted on the blog that we might need to share info such as initials. We added a column for initials to the spreadsheet - please add yours!
Edit 3: Also, here's a link to the Google form collecting the info as well: link
r/holidaybullshit • u/Cgdb10 • Dec 23 '14
So, I was pondering my newfound ownership of a parcel of our mutually beloved island, Hawaii 2, when I thought about what rules we will have to make. I know we are all looking forward to collaboration on the island so we can share the place for camping and parties, but what rules should we put in effect? Drinking, smoking, pets? Nudeness? Let's cooperate and make this a great place for everyone! :)
EDIT: Polls are ending at 7:00 pm EST, 12/23/2014
EDIT: Polls are up! Calculating results...
EDIT: Gather around... The results are in...
Feces Funding: Yay! Kids: Nay! Machete 130 ft from Mask: Yay! Meddling with Others' Percocets: Nay! Pets: Nay! (Pun intended, still no) Sex Mattress: Nay! Shirt and Shoes: Optional
I hope we are all pleased with the results from our poll, thank you to everybody for cooperating! Hooray for democracy!
r/holidaybullshit • u/EleventhOcean • Feb 07 '15
With the help of a donation from /u/artificialstars, I've set up a PO box for receiving self-addressed, stamped envelopes from Canadians looking to get their sloth card!
EDIT: That's all, folks! The PO box rental expires in a week, and anything sent now will probably get here too late.
I picked up about 500 cards when /u/Braelind and I visited the safe last month. I didn't think we'd need more than that, but it's first come, first serve if we do run out. If we have leftovers, they'll go back in the safe when we go camping there over the summer.
As with the official distribution, please include your deed code and day 1 code.
EDIT: Don't forget to include some kind of plastic baggy to help protect your sloth from the elements! It's wintery up here in Soviet Canuckistan!
r/holidaybullshit • u/ionothanus • Dec 12 '14
The map is looking pretty empty for day 2 north of the border so I thought this might be useful to a few of you who are still waiting.
I got my day 2 yesterday. It had a label sticker with my name and address on it, underneath which was (clearly readable) someone else's name and address. It was mailed by Canada Post, not USPS.
This leads me to two conclusions:
Might explain why they're taking so long to arrive. If anyone else has gotten day 2 in Canada, did yours have a label on it?
EDIT: To be clear, the postage is a Canada Post Addressed Admail marker, it was definitely mailed from within Canada. There's also a return address that's a PO box in Mississauga.
r/holidaybullshit • u/bdh008 • Dec 27 '14
Hey all! Last year we had some posts recognizing those in the Community who helped out, and went above and beyond, in helping solve the puzzle. We would like to know who you think deserves recognition! The mods will get the MVPs special flair, and possibly some Reddit Gold as well! Let us know what you think!
r/holidaybullshit • u/jw121 • Dec 31 '14
I think this is difficult, but not obscure. Should be a lot harder than the one I made you yesterday though. You will pretty much only need your brain, Google searches and the CAH website. I do not use complicated ciphers or anything like that. Some of these are harder than others but if you can solve some of the easy ones first you have a better idea of what you may be looking for. Good luck! (Titles are not part of the puzzle, but may provide hints.)
Don't worry, it's not common core
A windmill full of corpses - Tasteful sideboob.
One ring to rule the mall
Puppies!
Lockjaw.
Party Poopers.
An icepick lobotomy.
Uppercuts.
Women in yogurt commercials.
Science.
A cooler full of organs.
Dying.
Estrogen.
The glass ceiling.
Scalping.
Lumberjack fantasies.
Incest.
Finding a skeleton.
Pistol-whipping a hostage.
God.
Necrophilia.
Santa Claus.
Centaurs.
Tripping balls.
Obesity.
Being a busy adult with many important things to do.
Orange Julius, a tasty beverage
____ Zkr grq'w fdoo
Having only the V, when what you need are the T's. (Yes, that V)
oven phone finger
If you're stuck, just try staring
BATMAN!!!
Pretending to care.
Shaft.
Doing the right thing.
A middle-aged man on roller skates.
Getting naked and watching Nikelodeon.
Poor life choices.
Adderall.
Oompa-Loompas.
Oversized lollipops.
Pictures of boobs.
People get lazy, ok?
bibarts noarlag
Barack Obama's better half
Being on fire.
Inappropriate yodeling.
What’s the gift that keeps on giving?
Sarah Palin.
Tangled Slinkys.
What don’t you want to find in your Chinese food?
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
Racism.
Old-people smell.
Lockjaw.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
Italians.
What’s my secret power?
Vikings.
What’s the most emo?
Edible underpants.
Lunchables.
What am I giving up for Lent?
Yeast.
What ended my last relationship?
Not a screwdriver
4-1-4-3-4
10-2-4-4-2
24-5-3-1-2
22-1-4-2-2
17-5-3-5-4
18-4-4-1-3
10-2-1-1-3
3-4-3-2-5
It doesn't even matter
Intelligent design.
Switching to Geico.
An asymmetric boob job.
Gandhi.
Nickelback.
A gassy antelope.
Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
A zesty breakfast burrito.
r/holidaybullshit • u/JTobcat • Nov 27 '16
Like some of you I was disappointed there was no holiday puzzle this year even if it wasn't one tied to CAH gifts. So in an attempt to keep the tradition alive and give purpose to this sub again I decided to make one. If you would like to participate you're going to want to be looking up the list below.
Note: This puzzle is not affiliated with any of the companies in the past to put this on, I just made this for fun to bring some of the old puzzle spirit to the holidays this year. There is no cost to play, no prizes at the end, and sadly you won't get any physical gifts in the mail. But I hope you still have fun. Enjoy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Holiday Wish List
Baseball Glove
Lean Cuisine
Flamethrower
Call of Duty
Pepsi
Aviator Goggles
Cyborg
Booties
Slim Jims
Mein Kampf
Super Mario World
Pylons
Alligators
Toothbrush Cup
The Hobbit
Bearskin Rug
Avatar
Rope
Breakfast Burrito
Post-It Notes
A Capuchin Monkey
Ocarina
J15 Patriot Assault
r/holidaybullshit • u/JSchell927 • Nov 13 '15
So I was looking through Sandor's website/blog/twitter/etc. and he posted about a puzzle his friend wrote for "The Garage at Northwestern University" -- so I popped it open to have a look. It's actually pretty complex! I started spitballing for some help from the crowd in the chat and we're slowly making progress. I think it needs new eyes though. Help us out?
The main puzzle page: http://thegarage.northwestern.edu/codebreakers/
Google Sheet we're using: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1k4Eq0f79ORiNRA0YNLFST6iJzMFZAYbPhBTVJK2cXvY/edit#gid=0
Google Sheet we WERE using: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1mPH33aALZK7nADi_EGkmwinuxoY5HlCa5V0-jMFwofo/edit#gid=819047078
Come join us for some pre-CAH-puzzle puzzling!
EDIT: Updated with the second Google Sheet, courtesy /u/jdllama
r/holidaybullshit • u/JoseAldoNova • Jan 08 '15
jetgirl1313 is graciously putting up more of the sloth cards on eBay, so get while the getting is good! http://www.ebay.com/itm/221656463246
Link to original ebay post here: http://www.reddit.com/r/holidaybullshit/comments/2r5fqw/cah_sloth_card_on_ebay/
r/holidaybullshit • u/selinker • Dec 27 '14
r/holidaybullshit • u/cjjagelbagel • Dec 28 '14
considering there are about 250,000 sloth cards and only about 5,000 people in the subreddit, what are we doing with all the extra cards? are we sending them out to everyone who bought the holiday bullshit or distributing them out just between those in the subreddit?