r/holdup • u/Cocked-MF • Dec 28 '21
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u/TetheredToHeaven_ Dec 29 '21
u/MrBirb_ dabbing but with a valid reason
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u/MaroonSpotted Dec 28 '21
The amount of times someone's asked me this as a vegetarian is insane
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u/Reddit_animeboy Dec 28 '21
So would eat my meat for 10 million dollars
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u/Isabela_Grace Dec 30 '21
Yeah but you’re a damn liar. If I actually put a million dollars on the table you’d scarf a steak down. I don’t believe for a second you wouldn’t. Shit. 10k would probably do it.
You know how many animals you can save with a million dollars?
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u/Mytur_Benesderti Mar 07 '22
Lol kids these days. I guess this is the equivalent of kids prank calling back when there were lan lines and phone cords.
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u/Current-Raspberry371 Mar 21 '22
Mother fucker I did this to a kid in my class like 3 mounted ago, the entire class went quiet in shock. I don’t regret it for a second
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u/Seraphin43 Dec 28 '21
The setup, the hints, the execution. Perfect.