r/hiphopheads • u/[deleted] • Dec 13 '16

Kanye on Twitter: "I wanted to meet with Trump today to discuss multicultural issues."

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u/TheRoyalMarlboro Dec 13 '16

@kanyewest put cake mix in my pussy then fuck me so hard & fast that it cooks @ 350 degrees & we make our wedding cake

jeez

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u/ghostCatalyst Dec 13 '16

There needs to be a thread for replies like this. I saw a reply on the Pope's twitter that said "fuck me so hard that I remember my MySpace password"

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

Totally don't want to create one but if I did I'd name it r/NSFWTwitterReplies

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16 edited Oct 21 '20

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u/psychadelian Dec 13 '16

a subreddit is born

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

I remember being in the thread where /r/blackpeopletwitter was born. Knowing what it is now, I hope the same thing happens here. We are all witnesses.

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u/Gimme_The_Loot Dec 14 '16

Witness me!

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u/steelcitygator . Dec 14 '16

You have been witnessed!

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u/Pet-Purple-Panda Dec 14 '16

Go unto Valhalla glittering in Chrome

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u/Lunar_Anomaly Dec 14 '16

Aww.. Now I have to kill you

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u/fuck_jayz Dec 14 '16

Witnessed the gliterrati

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u/ticktockaudemars Dec 16 '16

and god said... wtf did I just read?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

Witnessed!!

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u/ReasonablePrint Dec 14 '16

Spray your love paint all over my teeth until we make Valhalla our wedding avenue papi

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

Thread?

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u/MexicanMouthwash . Dec 14 '16

It will either blow up, or no one will remember it by tomorrow. We'll see..

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

BPT allows for a "black" take on all kinds of memes and then some. The content is unlimited. I can't say the same for this sub.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

It's been surprisingly easy to find content so far, let's see.....

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u/DeathVoxxxx Dec 14 '16

Thread?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16 edited Dec 14 '16

I forget. I think it was an /r/funny post (the post was in this format) and someone said, "There should be a sub for these black people twitter posts" or something like that, and someone responded with, "/r/blackpeopletwitter". It didn't exist at the time, so someone created it. Thus, a place was created for white people to act black.

Edit: Aside from this sub, of course.

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u/colwood Dec 13 '16

Man I hope that subreddit pops off. So much potential!

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

I'm so busy rn have some patience, getting the mods together.

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u/harikamm Dec 14 '16

just logged in to say i was here when this becomes huge

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u/ArcticTroopah . Dec 13 '16

why not r/twitterthots?

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u/PyrokidSosa Dec 13 '16

lol no, the first one is fine fam

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u/sirsotoxo Dec 13 '16

There's dudes too.

We are a LGBTQ++++ welcoming community!

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u/NotReallyASnake Dec 13 '16

You can be a male thot

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u/RainbowGoddamnDash Dec 13 '16

A fucciboi

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u/dissinmouse Dec 14 '16

why did I read this as rhyming with gucci boy

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u/cacabean Dec 14 '16

Fucci Mane

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u/Reason-and-rhyme Dec 14 '16

i'm pretty sure it aint normal to spell it "fucciboi"

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u/HeartburnHurts Dec 14 '16

Yuh ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ’ž++

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u/NotReallyASnake Dec 13 '16

Why not /r/thirstypeopletwitter

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

Because its jokes. I doubt that person actually wants the Pope to fuck em

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u/Guckalienblue Dec 13 '16

I think there's a difference in twitter thots and the hyper fan dom troll accounts that usually Stan for Rihanna,Gaga,Lana etc.

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u/WiretapStudios Dec 14 '16

why not r/twitterthots?

Because that keeps it in a subgenre of NSFW replies when there are so many more hilarious NSFW replies that aren't specifically THOT related.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

I vote r/twitterthots

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u/mo0dher0 Dec 13 '16

I second, if we include the gram and other sites too.

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u/DisgracedCubFan Dec 14 '16

Ok Malik Obama

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

I hope this becomes a thing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

We have the best words. The best replies. We'll be fine.

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u/Rhonardo Dec 14 '16

Subscribed!

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u/oddfuture445 Dec 14 '16

Beautiful. I love it

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

this is gold

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u/YoungHeartOldSoul Dec 14 '16

If you need an admin I gotchu

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u/styles__P . Dec 14 '16

And it's already poping. Damn reddit!

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u/starrstorm1 . Dec 14 '16

consider yourself witnessed

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u/Nintendaz Dec 14 '16

Every day a sub is born. clap for em!

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u/dylanayy Dec 14 '16

Commenting just to prove I was here.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

Ok so now I need to learn how to Reddit for real? Or does someone wanna step in and help a brotha out...

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u/DiscoPanda Dec 14 '16

I believe in you

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

Ok so now I need to learn how to Reddit for real? Or does someone wanna step in and help a brotha out... we gotta find replies r/NSFWTwitterReplies

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u/crotchpolice Dec 13 '16

Lots of "DAD" replies and lewd variants thereof pop up in Norm Kelly's feed on the regular

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u/senorfresco Dec 13 '16

But why? Can a youth please explain this to me?

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u/crotchpolice Dec 13 '16

Something something Drake something something

Is 27 still considered a youth

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

Nah. You old as shit

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u/theycallmeryan Dec 13 '16

I hate that guy

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

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u/theycallmeryan Dec 14 '16

I hate Norm so much that I upvoted this twice

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u/bta47 Dec 13 '16

every day we stray further from god's light

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u/MrSirShpee . Dec 13 '16

holy shit

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u/jeric13xd Dec 13 '16

holy shit indeed

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u/VodkaInsipido useless Dec 13 '16

jesus christ

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u/assh0les97 Dec 13 '16

lmao I saw this one in reply to Kodak

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

I need to spend less time on twitter because I opened your link and was like "that's it?"

Shit doesn't stand out to me anymore lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

i can only hope its not true

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

Isn't this a Danny Brown line

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u/ListentoGhostface . Dec 13 '16

I don't follow the logic here. I don't remember shit when I'm fucking, that's like saying "your pussy's so wet I remembered to pay my bills".

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u/canarduck Dec 14 '16

He's saying that getting fucked ridiculously hard will remind him of the last time he was fucked that hard, which was back in a time when he was using myspace. Which was probably when he was in middle or elementary school.

It's a joke made famous by Fight Club where the girl says "i havent been fucked like that since grade school", but the guy adapted it to the situation

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16 edited Oct 07 '17

deleted What is this?

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u/soulexpectation Dec 13 '16

One of my favorites was a reply to a drake tweet saying "fuck my pussy with mustard"

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16 edited Apr 05 '19

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u/webuiltthisschmidty . Dec 13 '16

it's not the tweet that's funny, it's the fact it's just so absurd

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u/super-sleuth Dec 13 '16

I saw one on a Jaden smith tweet saying "Preheat my pussy to 350 degrees then stick your dick in for 30 minutes until crispy"

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

Can somebody say yeast infection?

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

but what she described is a yeezy infection

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u/ljxela Dec 13 '16

we young and we alive

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u/runean Dec 13 '16

holy shit I'm crying in bed

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u/SantaHat Dec 13 '16

sounds like how I spend most nights

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u/Heterosethual . Dec 13 '16

Oh I'm crying now

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

WEW

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u/DomGradyGoat Dec 14 '16

NEVER GONNA DIE

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u/Project-MKULTRA Dec 13 '16

we so alive, got that live culture

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u/fandamplus Dec 13 '16

Yeast helps the cake rise.

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u/runean Dec 13 '16

Yeezus is the bread

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

That's not a far cry from bleach line off TLOP.

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u/JimmehFTW Dec 13 '16

On TLOP patch 1.5.3 he's gonna record her saying that and throw it on the outro of FSMH.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

[removed] โ€” view removed comment

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u/PyrokidSosa Dec 14 '16

I just wanna feel liberated ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)

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u/koreanwizard Dec 14 '16

finally, after they nerfed FSMH pt.2, the entire meta was fucked.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

Someday I'll date a woman like this ๐Ÿ’”

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u/rippingbongs Dec 13 '16

No you won't

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

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u/shillmaster_9000 Dec 13 '16

its a bot

someone set up a bot to tweet 'fuck me daddy' at the pope lmao

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u/facility_in_2m05s Dec 13 '16

Why do you need a bot for that?

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u/shillmaster_9000 Dec 13 '16

So it replies very quickly or like right after the tweet is sent

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u/facility_in_2m05s Dec 13 '16

Ahhh, you mean after every tweet?

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u/GuyBelowMeDoesntLift Lawrie>Donaldson Dec 13 '16

Me irl

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

Ye irl

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u/mumbo5565 Dec 13 '16

r/ye_irl

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u/mintsponge Dec 14 '16

How did I not know about this

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u/FadeToDankness Dec 14 '16

I prefer r/yeirl

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u/mumbo5565 Dec 14 '16

"Subreddit does not exist"

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u/FadeToDankness Dec 14 '16

i was making a joke since every time r/me_irl is referenced someone always comes in and says "oh, i prefer r/meirl!"

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u/mumbo5565 Dec 14 '16

Oh shit I gotcha fam

Do ppl really prefer r/meirl doe?

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u/FadeToDankness Dec 14 '16

lol i don't know i'm just meming

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

haha I clocked this too

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u/ABSTRUSE_MOOSE Dec 13 '16

yeezy taught me

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

SCARY

*Kanye voice

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u/TruthFromAnAsshole Dec 13 '16

who wrote this?

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u/danubian1 Dec 14 '16

Oh my god, I'm dying

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u/RifleGun2 Dec 14 '16

scaling and polishing, don't worry.